Guess The Celebutard
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This ginger-haired man comes from quite a famous family!
Who is he?
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[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]
That's Jake Paltrow! Blythe Danner's son met up with sister Gwyneth for din din at BLT in New York on Wednesday night after she dropped off her kids, Apple and Moses, at the Gramercy Park Hotel.

Posted: April 10, 2008 at 10:20 am



Ginger!
who cares?
first
first
Linkie-no-workie
wow
Looks like hes begging for cash off the streets,get a shave buddy
sweet.
first
I KNEW IT! hahha
FIRST??
wow… how weird is it that he kinda looks like chris martin?
first
who is it?
Euuuw GROSS
first
FIRST!!
Seems saw him on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called "million airef riends com". Is he there?
first
he looks like chris martin…
Just wondering what makes him a "tard". Not like he's been out causing trouble like the real "tards"??
he's kinda cute!
Umm wow….. terrible, she got the good genes for sure!
she is so CUNTY
FUGS! mos def not first…..37th??
not first?
hmmm… is it weird that my first thought was chris martin?
He looks more like Chris Martin than Gwen.
Must be hard being so fug.
fun
25
who cares he's ugly, so is she
Eww he's nasty - guess he took after his father and Gwynth inherited all the good looking genes.
Poor guy.
first?
He does look like Chris Martin, doesn't he? At first, I thought it was a relative of Brit (or Irish) actor Kenneth Branagh.
Ewww looks like he got hit with the ugly stick!!!!!
haha…wow thats weird. i was thinking maybe he was chris martins brother (gwynths hubby) hahah
HE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS MARTIN!
ginger-nut.
fuckin' ginger!!! kill him!!!
beautiful
So Gwyneth likes men who look like her brother…
FIRST! Is it just me…or does her brother look creepily similiar to her husband? :S
haha i also thought it was chris martins relative
He Looks A LOT like her husband….guess thats how they roll in that family.
oh my god - he looks just like chris martin. SICK!!! she married her brother.
he really does look like chris martin
At least he's not a deviant like Malario. Unless he tricked some poor guy into jerking off for him like Malario did with that blogger. Check out the smoking gun dot com about the law suit Malario filed against the poor guy. Can't wait to see what happens and if it is settled or goes to court.
I knew right away. He resembles Gwenyth!
Perez, I love you, but why would you call him a tard? You never hear about him, he minds his business. That's just mean.
Ginger!!! Yikes! How disgusting xxx
Pinche Vato Feo….igual que la hermana…ugggh
He looks a 1000 times better than Gwyneth. I guess she was looking for someone to replace he dad. She seems sick and screwed up to me.
GINNGGGEERRRRRR
At least he isn't stupid enough to starve himself into a hospital… and he had a nice hat.
JEWISH I KNEW IT
Blythe danner is hotter than both of them
He's quite good looking when he's not so hairy and fuzzy.
The funny thing is, I didn't know who this person is before seeing the answer, and I thought he is Chris Martin's brother or cousin! Maybe that's why she married Chris? How naughty!
When i first saw this I thought he looked more like Chris Martin.
anyone else?
weird GINGER
Re: Vighorois –
Heeezzz A Jooo Joooo
She dropped her kids off at a hotel? That's weird. I love Coldplay and Chris Martin and Gwyneth is beautiful.
What's even weirder is that he looks like Gwen's husband. Yuck.
I wonder if she tongues him like Santa Angelina frenches her brother James.
he kinda looks a bit like a ginger version of gwyneths husband chris martin from coldplay. A little bit…
Re: the one you know – you are so right he does look like Chris Martin! Que creepy…..lol
I thought he was the son of Simply Red. lol
Wowzers he looks like her husband, Chris Martin.
Really weird cuz I guessed that he was related to Chris Martin!!!
slightly chris martin alike no? eww
creepy - looks just like her husband
I heard he`s a director! ah, him and his sister, to get the most overpaid, most ass kissed job in the world because of nepotism must be great! Why couldn`t my mom and dad be like their parents?
eww he looks like the coldplay guy…. that´s weird.. fuc*ing a guy that looks like your bro…uhmmm
I swear that Gwineth Paltrow looks like a retard! I mean it! And that nasal voice! Nice going with knowing the right people in Hollywood so you can get a job there! Lord!
He looks like Chris Martin!
her husband and brother look the same. ewww
I'd like to be the 97th person to say that he does look like a shaggy Chris Martin.
looks just like a ginger chris martin.
he kinda looks like her husband
that's creepy
it looks like chris martin to me!!!
C'mon, you guys usually get it right. It's CELEBRETARD. Debutant Celebutard…
What's a Rebutard?
Step it up, fuckers.
Which BLT…BLT Prime or BLT Fish??
so why is he a celebutard. What did he do wrong ? So he is a ginger. What are you dickhead ?
Anyone think Gwyneth's brother sorta looks like her husband Chris Martin. ahhhh
okay, nevermind should have read all the comments first.. so everyone does agree her husband and brother are the same person. ;P
you would think he would dress a little better he looks like a hobo!
He looks very much like her husband!
i KNEEEWWW it !
Who cares! A famous family, huh… Gwynth is a z list actress… I would rather f*ck Brad Pitt than do her. (This coming from a STRAIGHT Man)
Funny! Because my guess was he was a brother of Chris Martin!!
You know I just cannot figure out what the hell anyone sees in her. I dont think she's all that great of an actor and her looks are so so… she just is boring.
….OMG….she's married her brother!….
separated at birth !!!!!!!!
Jake Paltrow / Chris Martin
this is rare!!!!
He's cute and cuddly looking. He's actually quite a talented director too.
Why does it have to be ginger???? Im a red head and i never heard ginger before in my life then i seen south park…So i looked it up online and there are ginger hating websites, facebook pages and everything. And there is even people in different countries that spit at red heads…I just cant believe it. I know people pay good money to get what i have. So i truely just dont understand
I thought it was Chris Martin's relative!
Nasty!!! Jack probably looks like his dad so GP looked for a man to screw that was the image of her daddy how nasty of her.
what's funny is he kinda looks like chris martin
Looks like he's trying to hide that bulge in his pants with that hat…..oh my!
Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?
YOU ARE NOT ENGLISH MAAARRRIIIOOOOOOO.
YOU ARE CUBAN.
STOP SAYING GINGER AND QUITE ASSHOLE