Guess The Celebutard

This ginger-haired man comes from quite a famous family!

Who is he?

[Image by Christopher Peterson via Buzz Foto.]

That's Jake Paltrow! Blythe Danner's son met up with sister Gwyneth for din din at BLT in New York on Wednesday night after she dropped off her kids, Apple and Moses, at the Gramercy Park Hotel.

Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 10:20 am / Email this »

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Kimberlee says – reply to this

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Ginger!
gsdhy says – reply to this

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who cares?

first
hihihi says – reply to this

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first
EB in the UK says – reply to this

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Linkie-no-workie
rob. chubbs says – reply to this

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wow
Gross says – reply to this

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Looks like hes begging for cash off the streets,get a shave buddy
cooooool says – reply to this

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sweet.
crazy1234 says – reply to this

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first
meeee says – reply to this

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I KNEW IT! hahha
FIRST? says – reply to this

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FIRST??
the one you know says – reply to this

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wow… how weird is it that he kinda looks like chris martin?
blah says – reply to this

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first
sherrill says – reply to this

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who is it?
Nicole Vaidisova says – reply to this

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Euuuw GROSS
Jackie says – reply to this

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first
Whip Me says – reply to this

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FIRST!!
rufus says – reply to this

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first
mo says – reply to this

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he looks like chris martin…
Why Tard? says – reply to this

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Just wondering what makes him a "tard". Not like he's been out causing trouble like the real "tards"??
RR says – reply to this

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he's kinda cute!
Amanda says – reply to this

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Umm wow….. terrible, she got the good genes for sure!
haha says – reply to this

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she is so CUNTY
skeletor says – reply to this

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FUGS! mos def not first…..37th??
kylie says – reply to this

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not first?
ilikecake says – reply to this

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hmmm… is it weird that my first thought was chris martin?
ChiTown Cutie says – reply to this

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He looks more like Chris Martin than Gwen.
Miss Mezza says – reply to this

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Must be hard being so fug.
lex says – reply to this

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fun
n says – reply to this

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who cares he's ugly, so is she
Nasty! says – reply to this

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Eww he's nasty - guess he took after his father and Gwynth inherited all the good looking genes.
Poor guy.
em says – reply to this

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first?
lil k says – reply to this

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He does look like Chris Martin, doesn't he? At first, I thought it was a relative of Brit (or Irish) actor Kenneth Branagh.
flynnie821 says – reply to this

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Ewww looks like he got hit with the ugly stick!!!!!
kristina says – reply to this

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haha…wow thats weird. i was thinking maybe he was chris martins brother (gwynths hubby) hahah
KK says – reply to this

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HE LOOKS LIKE CHRIS MARTIN!
loveMaegan.com says – reply to this

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ginger-nut.
fuckface says – reply to this

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fuckin' ginger!!! kill him!!!
Thaise says – reply to this

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beautiful
MissMichelle says – reply to this

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So Gwyneth likes men who look like her brother…
Lauren says – reply to this

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FIRST! Is it just me…or does her brother look creepily similiar to her husband? :S
lilly says – reply to this

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haha i also thought it was chris martins relative
cambel says – reply to this

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He Looks A LOT like her husband….guess thats how they roll in that family.
ugh says – reply to this

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oh my god - he looks just like chris martin. SICK!!! she married her brother.
cheeky says – reply to this

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he really does look like chris martin
changes says – reply to this

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I knew right away. He resembles Gwenyth!
Carrie says – reply to this

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Perez, I love you, but why would you call him a tard? You never hear about him, he minds his business. That's just mean.
juanita says – reply to this

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Ginger!!! Yikes! How disgusting xxx
YO says – reply to this

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Pinche Vato Feo….igual que la hermana…ugggh
Jill says – reply to this

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He looks a 1000 times better than Gwyneth. I guess she was looking for someone to replace he dad. She seems sick and screwed up to me.
ccchhhhaa says – reply to this

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GINNGGGEERRRRRR
Truth Teller says – reply to this

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At least he isn't stupid enough to starve himself into a hospital… and he had a nice hat.
DMAN says – reply to this

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JEWISH I KNEW IT
the truth says – reply to this

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Blythe danner is hotter than both of them
Jules says – reply to this

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He's quite good looking when he's not so hairy and fuzzy.
Vighorois says – reply to this

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The funny thing is, I didn't know who this person is before seeing the answer, and I thought he is Chris Martin's brother or cousin! Maybe that's why she married Chris? How naughty!
laura says – reply to this

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When i first saw this I thought he looked more like Chris Martin.

anyone else?
emmy says – reply to this

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weird GINGER
loveMaggan.com says – reply to this

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Re: Vighorois –
Heeezzz A Jooo Joooo
ERIN says – reply to this

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She dropped her kids off at a hotel? That's weird. I love Coldplay and Chris Martin and Gwyneth is beautiful.
Cassie says – reply to this

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What's even weirder is that he looks like Gwen's husband. Yuck.
mansiton says – reply to this

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I wonder if she tongues him like Santa Angelina frenches her brother James.
aa says – reply to this

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he kinda looks a bit like a ginger version of gwyneths husband chris martin from coldplay. A little bit…
Kimberly *miami says – reply to this

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Re: the one you know – you are so right he does look like Chris Martin! Que creepy…..lol
I.Z. says – reply to this

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I thought he was the son of Simply Red. lol
star says – reply to this

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Wowzers he looks like her husband, Chris Martin.
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Really weird cuz I guessed that he was related to Chris Martin!!!
stephss says – reply to this

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slightly chris martin alike no? eww
mambolita says – reply to this

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creepy - looks just like her husband
ed says – reply to this

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I heard he`s a director! ah, him and his sister, to get the most overpaid, most ass kissed job in the world because of nepotism must be great! Why couldn`t my mom and dad be like their parents?
KAIA FROM LIMA! says – reply to this

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eww he looks like the coldplay guy…. that´s weird.. fuc*ing a guy that looks like your bro…uhmmm
becky says – reply to this

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I swear that Gwineth Paltrow looks like a retard! I mean it! And that nasal voice! Nice going with knowing the right people in Hollywood so you can get a job there! Lord!
N´ik says – reply to this

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He looks like Chris Martin!
tiina says – reply to this

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her husband and brother look the same. ewww
la puta says – reply to this

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I'd like to be the 97th person to say that he does look like a shaggy Chris Martin.
jake says – reply to this

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looks just like a ginger chris martin.
kt says – reply to this

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he kinda looks like her husband

that's creepy
freakie says – reply to this

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it looks like chris martin to me!!!
perezboy says – reply to this

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C'mon, you guys usually get it right. It's CELEBRETARD. Debutant Celebutard…

What's a Rebutard?

Step it up, fuckers.
Finn Davis says – reply to this

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Which BLT…BLT Prime or BLT Fish??
jimmy says – reply to this

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so why is he a celebutard. What did he do wrong ? So he is a ginger. What are you dickhead ?
kristen says – reply to this

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Anyone think Gwyneth's brother sorta looks like her husband Chris Martin. ahhhh
Kristen says – reply to this

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okay, nevermind should have read all the comments first.. so everyone does agree her husband and brother are the same person. ;P
lish says – reply to this

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you would think he would dress a little better he looks like a hobo!
sisso says – reply to this

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He looks very much like her husband!
roxane says – reply to this

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i KNEEEWWW it !
F Gwynth says – reply to this

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Who cares! A famous family, huh… Gwynth is a z list actress… I would rather f*ck Brad Pitt than do her. (This coming from a STRAIGHT Man)
megan says – reply to this

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Funny! Because my guess was he was a brother of Chris Martin!!
Don't get it says – reply to this

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You know I just cannot figure out what the hell anyone sees in her. I dont think she's all that great of an actor and her looks are so so… she just is boring.
pappywatcha says – reply to this

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….OMG….she's married her brother!….
merysss says – reply to this

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separated at birth !!!!!!!!

Jake Paltrow / Chris Martin

this is rare!!!!
Cute says – reply to this

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He's cute and cuddly looking. He's actually quite a talented director too.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Why does it have to be ginger???? Im a red head and i never heard ginger before in my life then i seen south park…So i looked it up online and there are ginger hating websites, facebook pages and everything. And there is even people in different countries that spit at red heads…I just cant believe it. I know people pay good money to get what i have. So i truely just dont understand
P says – reply to this

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I thought it was Chris Martin's relative!
She is sick says – reply to this

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Nasty!!! Jack probably looks like his dad so GP looked for a man to screw that was the image of her daddy how nasty of her.
sdfasdf says – reply to this

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what's funny is he kinda looks like chris martin
Ken says – reply to this

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Looks like he's trying to hide that bulge in his pants with that hat…..oh my!
Gingers are evil says – reply to this

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Isn't that Cynthia Nixon's girlfriend?
i hate you says – reply to this

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YOU ARE NOT ENGLISH MAAARRRIIIOOOOOOO.
YOU ARE CUBAN.
STOP SAYING GINGER AND QUITE ASSHOLE
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz says – reply to this

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I see the fug resemblance.
sarah says – reply to this

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He looks like her husband:0

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