Perez Is Going To Washington!
Filed under: Personally Perez > Politik > Lauren Conrad
Watch out D.C., Perezelle is coming to town!
We are thrilled to announce that the Queen of All Media is going to the White House Correspondent's Dinner on April 26th.
The awesome folks at the Bloomberg Network were kind enough to invite P-Nasty as their guest.
Life & Style has all the details about out upcoming D.C. trip. Pick up the mag for all the juice, plus find out what we said about The Hills star Lauren Conrad, who is also a Bloomberg guest and supposed to be seated at our table!
Posted: April 10, 2008 at 12:11 am
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have fun perezzers!
First!!!For real bitches.
Good thing you're working out Mario - you look like shit.
Can I come with?
We don't give a fuck fat boy! I hope you get lost in SE and get gang raped by bums who use you as their own personal cum bucket!!!
FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Do you know the definition of a recession? Apparently not. We still have a one percent growth this quarter versus the previous three percent. You can only be in a recession if multiple months show no growth and even more decline.
LulzyBawls
Leave Lauren alone for fuck sakes
Mr. Hilton Goes To Washington! Yay! Congratulations — this is huge!… Um, do they know you're not a Republican? Que sera — have fun, make some waves, and shake it up : )
It's happening!!! Perez for Perez-I-Dent!
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PLEASE DONT FAG UP THE WHITE HOUSE
you go girl
you MUST eat at 2AMYS…the best! corner of wisconsin and macomb…right by the national cathedral..
DIE LAUREN CONRAD DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATS PEREZ!
PS- KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK WITH YOUR GETTING FIT PLAN!
Yay!!! Congrats to you Perez!
this is my friend he rocks!!!!
Congrats Perez! I can't wait to hear what dirt you come away with.
fuck 2amys, that shit is lame. red rocks on 11th and park is better! enjoy your visit doll!
Another Perez self-promotion
And to think 'pork barrel' used to be only a Congressional lawmaking term…
why cant u share the details? Isnt that why you started this site?
Yea… and you know public policy. Perez, I love u, but stick to gossip and A&R for the music business…
To Perez……..Hey Girl " DONT FORGET THAT ANAL BLEACH "!!! All those security cameras around you will want to look your best when you get caught in a compromising position..
For the life of me I wonder how such a stupid cunt like you Perez (Mario Whatever-the-Fuck) can have such a following? "Good job getting us into a recession.." What the fuck? Leave the politics for the big boys your knowledge is lacking, for if it wasn't you would realize policies of the oval office effect the economy minimally, lay the blame where it should be BITCH with the congress and your trifling party that controls it. Shmoop, you are right on! Perez, you are one dumb cunt and your time has seriously run out.
This is what is exactly wrong with your Country. I have all respect for what you do but honestly you and Lauren Conrad…seriously?!. Is there not anyone else interesting or who has done more for your Country that could be invited.
I am actually surprised you accepted the invite and surprised George Bush is still alive given his more than Shiteous, corrupt and terrorist behavior in office.
That's America Y'all…
Sincerely,
A Proud Canadian
YOU - going to the WH correspondent's dinner. I don't know what's happened to my Country. But this is a disgrace.
Holy Shit!
You look like Elvis Presley, a super bloated Elvis Presley!
Remember what Elvis looked like before he died?
Thats you now Perez!
My goodness!
Did you just eat a moose?
Yikes!
You have a lot of nerve calling people fugly!
What the hell do you call yourself, huh Elvis fucking fat Perezsly!
Congrats! And you yourself will be bringing us the juice after you happen to have dinner with L.C., herself!
congrats!
seems like i'm saying that alot lately to you.
btw i would love to see a tape of that dinner.
have fun!
PEREZ-awesome you're going to DC!!
But WTF?! You're totally copping out and selling out "Life & Style has all the details about out upcoming D.C. trip. PICK UP THE MAG FOR ALL THE JUICE, plus find out what we said about The Hills star Lauren Conrad!!
I'm disappointed in you Perez! You're doing what other celebs get coke dots for.
What an honor, Perez. Have a great time!!!
People, stay away from drugs… and politics. Perez politics make you look fat. Stay away from it. Bush got us into war not recession. Simply, the recession was caused by the credit crisis resulting from helping people who couldn't afford to rent a room buy a luxury home.
Re: FUCK OFF – Re: FUCK OFF – What an honor, Perez. Have a great time!!!
The White house don't give aflyin' fuck if he is gay….they like his style and so do I.
Re: Porkay Peeg – You wonder why Perez has a following? Then why are you following him?
perez, you are getting hella famous.
Re: FUCKUFATTY – Go watch S & M movies and leave Perez alone.
Re: Booh ya! – What do you look like?
OMG perez we think you look amazing and thin!!! keep working out and getting healthy..the girls of 224 love you!!
good luck you ol' fart!
Perez say hi to lauren for me love her lots!!!
FAT UGLY
Re: Shmoop – What does this have to do with the price of tomatoes?……………Oh, probably alot, but has nothing to do with Perez.
Be nice to LC she's a nice girl.Have fun in DC baby!!
Re: FUCK OFF – They invited him because they love who he is and he loves who he is. Do you love who you are? You have probably never been invited to a party.
spending billions on a war did get us into a recession and those dollars could have been used where we really need it like education and healthcare.
if all you uber republicans really do hate perez why do you come to his site?
good for you perez. have fun
Re: leila – Hello dingbat, he was invited. Were you ever promoted in anything in your life….like a great essay in school?…….probably not. Go Perez, you are special!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: smart – Hello, "SMART", he has not been there yet, dummy!
Re: Porkay Peeg – For the second time, stop following him fuck head. You are wasting space. You are like a parasite. This is your second comment. GO AWAY!
Re: leslietomlin – He has the right to be proud of himself. You probably never won an award and your parents put you down.
OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO!
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AND THIS WON'T GO TO YOUR HEAD AT ALL WILL IT?
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OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WE WON'T HAVE TO WATCH A BUNCH OF SELF PROMOTING VIDEOS WILL WE?
WHAT THE FUCK!??!!?!?!? LAUREN CONRAD AND PEREZ IN THE WHITE HOUSE1?!?!!?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?! I MEAN SERIOUSLY THERE ARE ALL THESE FUCKIN ISSUES AND YET THEY'RE INVITING SOME GUY WHO DOESN'T DO SHIT BUT TALK SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE ALL DAY AND SOME BITCH WHO DOESN'T DO SHIT BUT PARTY AND THEN PISS AND MOAN ABOUT HER LIFE. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! I AM SOOOOOOO OUT OF THIS DUMB ASS COUNTRY.
Re: Lynne – Then why the fuck on you on his website? You are a hypocrite.
Why does perez refer to himself in the 3rd person its kinda creepy like he has different personalities…strange.love lauren though and I hope you guys have a good time.
Re: NEPOJ – Get an education. Perez is a happy camper, not a drunkin' druggie. Get your facts straight, or at least get your GED.
Re: Lynne – #31 YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A BIGGER DISCRACE? IF THEY CAUGHT YOU JACKING OFF ON THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN!!!!!!!!!! OH SNAP!! OH NO I DIDN'T!!!! TEE HEE…I'M IN A GIDDY MOOD!! THANK YOU NEW YORK! I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK! (BOWS)
Re: Mayumi – You are extremely closed minded and uneducated.
Hey perez. I heard there's going to be a season 4 of the hills can you ask lauren if its true? Can you also ask lauren what the fuck is wrong with audrina's eyes does it ever creep her out because it creeps me out.love ya!
Re: WOWW THIS FUCKING COUNTRY IS SO FUCKING STUPID I AM PHYSICALLY SICK NOW – Good, then move. You won't become famous here like Perez.
Re: FAT FAT FAT – Are you talking about yourself? It probably felt good to get it out, now leave.
Re: sexy lady – "sexy lady" you are referring to yourself as a third person.
Re: jimmyjazz – Grow up.
Does bush watch THE HILLS on his spare time? Is he team heidi or lauren these are the important questions you need to ask perez.
Perez Hilton gets invited and you can't get another invitation!
Shakira will talk at the US Congres as honorary president of the "week of action for education" on Tuesday, April 22
She will ask them to devote more resources to basic education around the world
Sorry… Are you proud to be in the same league as Lauren Conrad? What's wrong with you? Your better than that. Well, kinda…
Yeah, this darn "Bush Economy" has been so bad for you. Did you ever stop to think that with a 5.1% unemployment rate that 94.9% of people have jobs. You really are stupid. I also don't understand how you can be Cuban and hang out with people who honor Castro. You also seem to get what a thug Hugo Chavez is and yet all your hollywood buddied think he is the best thing to be "elected" to office. It really makes no sense to me. I guess one does what one feels is necessary to be in the "in crowd".
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
YOU SHOULD PUNSH THE PRESIDENT IN THE FACE IN ALL OF OUR NAMES!
alright, so congratulations on going to the white house correspondence dinner. For the love of god though, don't try to speak politik. you simply dont know what youre talking about… Bush has done A LOT to be REALLY thankful for (illegal war, millions of iraqis dead, constitution in tatters, orwellian spying, ETC.), however you can't place the recession squarely on his shoulders. It would be nice and easy though.
You know America is in the toilet when the operator of this trashy gossip site is invited to the White House for any other than the usual daily tour. If they needed a gay media member, why didn't they get one with class like Anderson Cooper?
HOly Crap! Youa re getting so big time it is scary fun!!
Promise all of your POSSE that you will not become completely PIN THIN and then Start on your COSMETIC PROCEDURES.
STAY REAL P-NASTY!!!
I'm the promoter for a party being thrown at Be Bar, called be: playboy … it's a gay underwear party, and we have Cazwell performing on the 26th! COME… e-mail me.
Mr. Perez Hilton…
Normally I just laugh at your blogs and find them amusing. I think you have a great personality, and I really love your website. However, if you do by some chance get to meet the President…how about you do something useful and tell him that he should be pouring some money into the economy so that people have some damn money to spend and to invest in things such as the stock market. Instead of blaming it all on one person, and the war (which if you knew you're history you would know that war is a major business that provides jobs for countless amounts of people and generally is great for the