The King Is Alive!
Filed under: Ryan Cabrera > Riley Keough
Looking out-of-it, singer Ryan Cabrera was seen leaving Prince's secret concert at the Green Door in L.A. on Wednesday night with his worse for wear girlfriend, model and Lisa Marie Presley's daughter Riley Keough.
We hope these two kids aren't getting into any "trouble" they shouldn't be, if you know what we mean, Lindsay Lohan!
At least we now understand Riley's attraction to Ryan.
He totally reminds her of her gradfather (circa '70s, pill-popping, about-to-die, fat Elvis era)!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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Looks like power producer Dr. Luke - the supposed pop hit 'maker' - is in trouble again.
He was accused last year of ripping off (and not crediting) the Rubinoos' I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend and turning it into the April Lavigne 
Gradfather? lol U ppl need to spellcheck yo shit!
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAT HE GOT!!!
twenty bitches!!! who the fuck cares…
damn i was gonna say third …..
omg. ryan used to be so hawt. idk wat happend. oh the side effects of asslee simpson. :]
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!
I SERIOUSLY DO
lalala i love perez!
HEY PATTY…..
hmmmm
WHY
she's all greasy….EW!!!
Who is he?Really I haven't a clue
ew
they are rollllling soooo bad!!! that means extacy
ewww
For get Hilary
………x
PEREZ for PRIMINISTER
..x
samantha loves perez
She looks just like her grandmother.
He really needs to cut his hair and a shower.
sososososo grosss
i used to love him when he didnt look like my great grandfather
PEREZ, YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON WHO SHOULD BE CALLING ANYONE 'FAT'. LOOK AT YOURSELF, YOU BARELY LOOK LIKE YOU CAN BREATHE.
Perez sucks! At least use your spellcheck if you're gonna make fun of others
That is so wrong of you…you are surely on your path to destruction too…just wait
he seems like such a wannabe
yikes. who the hell would want to be seen with either of them. So fuckin ugly.
She looks way worse than Kate Moss on her crappiest day.
WTF happened to him? He used to be not as FUGLY…just UGLY but now….DAMN!
Lisa must be proud that Scientology is working SO WELL for her kids.
Well Perez I just had an aha moment. It has been good while it lasted but I can no longer partake in the negativity that you spew and that people like you eat up. I will have withdrawal symptoms but I will eat my hands if I have to type PerezHilton.com. Gook luck in your ventures ….peace and out
WARNING!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!
I have tried repeatedly to post this on US Weekly's site but whoever is monitoring the site keeps "deleting" it. So, I'm posting it on other blogs cause I feel that as readers you should know.
After leaving my comments on a US Weekly article today it really got under another poster's skin and she started freaking out and leaving lots of other comments under her name and other names. Whatever. But, IMAGINE MY SURPRISE when she fired back with another comment telling everyone my full name (first and last) even though all I had used was my first name!!!
Somehow "Smoothie Sucks" (her name) was able to obtain my last name!!!!!
So, either "Sucks" works for US Weekly and therefore has access to EVERYONE'S NAME and of course EVERYONE'S E-MAIL ADDRESSES or she knows someone who works there that was willing to jeopardize their job by giving her that info or someone is hacking into their system.
It gets even worse if you are a member of usmagazine.com because when you join they ask for your REAL ADDRESS and your TELEPHONE NO. and she can get that info too.
So if you VALUE YOUR PRIVACY or your ANONIMITY, forget it. US Weekly is giving out personal information. I have reported this and will follow it up until I find out how they did this.
Wow that was low Perez You SUCK!
this guy reminds someone of elvis? huh? stop sniffing glue perez
the boyfriend looks more like her 'father'
Riley looks older than Priscilla.
He looks like a pedophile pimp and she looks like vampira…only comes out at night. So freaky!
# 13-LIZ…LIKE U, I DON'T KNOW HE IS EITHER BUT HE SURE AS HELL DOES NOT LOOK ANYTHING LIKE ELVIS!!! # 18…U'RE RIGHT…SHE DOES LOOK LIKE HER GRANDMA!! ACTUALLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE HELL….WHAT'S SHE ON?? WHATEVER, IT CAN'T BE GOOD!! TALK ABOUT LOOKING LIKE WAX!!!
HEY, IF SOME DRUGS WILL RELAX HER MIND ENOUGH TO TAKE HER OUT OF THE 'SCIENTOLO-TRANCE' THEN FUCK IT, DO SOME DRUGS AND THEN STOP DOING THEM…JUST WAKE UP AND REALIZE THAT YOUR 'REEEE-LIGION' IS A CULT!!! DRUGS ARE BETTER THAN BRAINWASHING
He's a disgusting bloated mess. She, unfortunately, has no appreciation of her grandfather and is living high, figuratively and literally off his fame and money with no ambition to do better… in any way. Such a shame that relatives of the rich and famous just waste their time and money. Prime example - Paris Hilton. Her grandfather, or great grandfather, was a smart, ambitious businessman who built an empire on his sense and good name…. only to be pissed away and tarnished by the present breathing Hiltons.
Re: 3RD PLANET –
oh yeah? let's see a picture of yourself. bet you look really really fugly.
stop dissing ryan, perezzete. so he looks bad, yeah. maye because oh i dont know… he's not posing for the fucking picture?!?!?!?! he doesnt care what he looks like, its all about the music now. its just proving who his REAL fans are.
I met the both of them last summer… Ryan was actually a really really nice guy and pretty cool… He is out of his pretty boy pop star phase. His girlfriend, Riley, on the other hand, is a skinny, ugly girl, who looked totally coked out. When I was introduced to her, all she could say was a shy 'hi' and then she kinda just stared at me like there was nothing inside her head.
love you perez!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ryan is so fucking hot!!
ahhh thats wheres he been…doing drugs. good for him. i love his dogtags. haha. damn you perez im actually commenting a picture now. what the hell is happening to me????!!!!???!?!?!?!?!??
"At least we now understand Riley's attraction to Ryan.
He totally reminds her of her "gradfather" (circa '70s, pill-popping, about-to-die, fat Elvis era)!"
Now usually Perez I agree with you, but this was pretty much the last straw. Sure she's a celebrity due to having a famous mother and grandmother, and of course grandfather, but Lisa Marie lost her father.. I don't know if you've lost a loved one Perez, but I have.. and I think you took it a bit too far.
Wait, thats not the douche from Creed? haha
perez, don't be a bitch XD
I love you perezzlle
People who live in fat asses shouldn't throw Belgium waffles. Perez.
What the hell happened to Ryan Cabrera? He used to be HOT!
Two douchebags. Nuff said.
ew shes soo nastyyy
ahhh he used to be soo hottt im sad now =[
she used to be so pretty. what the hell happened? ryan has always been fug….so no big surprise there.
he looks homeless….but i love him anyway!!
He's only attracted to her coz she's Elvis' granddaughter.
What is a "gradfather"?
Riley is probably a little _________.
NEVER LIKED HIM…BUT NOW? NO!!!!!! LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN UP FOR DAYS…METH KILLS!!!!!!! BUT IF I DATED ASHEY SIMPSON I'D PROBABLY BE A METH HEAD TOO!
PEOPLE WHO FEEL EXTREMELY INFERIOR TEND TO FOCUS ON "FAT ELVIS". HE WAS ONLY FAT ABOUT THE LAST 2 YEARS OF HIS LIFE.
I WONDER WHAT YOUR GRANDFATHER LOOKS LIKE PEREZ? WHY NOT POST HIS PHOTO?
i love you perez
)))))
you should have kissed carson on his lips.
jajaaaaaaaaaa
love,
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Who blacked her eyes!!!!!!!
they are so wired
uhh they are obviously rolling face
she looks like fuckin shit man!
She looks like a heroin addict!
LOOK AT HIS NOSTRILS–ARE THOSE FELONY RINGS???
she dont look so hot herself!
They look okay. They were probably doing drug but who really cares. As long as they were safe and did not get hurt. Live and let live. He actually looks really good with a tan. I think a lot of people on this site and cannot think for themselves. Many of the comments that Mario (Perez) said.
STONER EYES!!
from that angle, she totally looks like ashlee simpson. . .
Looks like Dope Sweat.
Come one. Now Perez is attacking the dead? Is nothing sacred to this sad excuse for a human being?
TOO FAR PEREZ…TOO FAR!!!! U have no right to talk about ELVIS PRESLEY you pathetic fat fuck! Elvis is a legend…u on the other hand…are a fat fuck up. ROCK ON ELVIS PRESLEY!!!
Ohh he looks really hot. I'm not sure why I feel this way. That chick looks like a hooker.
Perez, you're 30. Which is OK. But stick to what you know. This guy does not look like Elvis. Riley does look like her grandmother, Priscilla Beaulieu, did when she married Elvis. But you wouldn't know that. Before your time.
she totally looks like grandma,
Priscilla Presley
before Priscilla did all her plastic surgery!
Can i get a witness!!
They were in Dallas at the HOB on Dec. 22 checking out sleeperstar and that cunt was all over him, it was annoying to see it since they sat in the VIP section smack dab in the middle of the floor, Ryan ignored her until she started trying to neck with him.
She looks like ashlee and drinks like a fish.
Ummmm…. Isn't this girl completely NOT allowed to do drugs of any kind since she is a Scientologist????????????????/
um, what happened to him…. he looks horrible!~ and cracked out…
and she has wayyyyyy to much eyeliner on.
Her mum has a huge butt and is preggs with twins right ?
for one, ryan is not fat. and can you lay off on him? hes such a great guy. i know them personally and theyre the nicest people ever. give them a fucking break, you fat fuck.
Indeed "former model" Riley looks just like her grandmother Priscilla (pre - surgery) - or - when Priscilla herself was a "teenager".
I have not seen any "recent" photos of this couple, however, based on the posted picture alone, indeed they BOTH look like they have been "perspiring" quite a bit - to try and "speculate" would be wasteful. Maybe it is due to drugs, maybe not.
Either way, I wonder why pictues of Lisa Marie's son (and Riley's brother) are never posted? ………Perhaps he doesn't make many public appearances (????) Last photo I saw of that child was years ago…………. !!
Anyway, this "girl" however old she is (or isn't), seems to have been doing "her own thing" (whatever that is), for a long time……….I do know that I once saw a published photo of her when she was, like 14 yrs. old (or young, rather), and in the photo, she looked 20!!
Where, or what agency does this girl model with - ANYONE KNOW?!
OMG….he looks like SCOTT STAPP from creed. very creepy.
Did Riley Keough get Botox and silicone injected into her face? She's starting to look like granny Prescilla…..Why is she so waxy?
WTF HAPPENED TO HIM!!!! ONCE A UPON A TIME HE USED TO BE CUTE, NOW LOOKS LIKE QUEEN LATIFAHH'S STUNT DOUBLE, RYAN STOP HANGING OUT AT BURGER KING, GET A TRAINER AND GET SOME MOJO BACK. WE ALL KNOW ASSLEAK SIMPSON DUMPED YOU, BUT HELL IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE JOE FUCKING SIMPSON!!!!!
Damn, whatever happened to the cute blond boy from a couple of years back?
growing old definitely sucks!
WTFFFF!! THATS ryan Cabrera??????? wtf happened to his spiky hair and his guitar….. he looks like a grease monkey… omg!!!!!!!!
Gee, funny their not in the tabloids. Stick to the strung out whores! Cabrera's a family man.
Oh my god.. she looks so much like Priscilla… It's insane!!!!!! Ryan doesn't look anything like Elvis - at any stage of his life… HE WISHES HE COULD LOOK LIKE ELVIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gosh you guys are so fn mean!!! So bc they are celebs they have to be ON 24/7? You feed off of getting bad pics of people…For Christ sakes, leave them alone! They bother noone nor do they demand attention.
Hey Ry and Ri
Hugs
I just pray that this young woman doesn't follow in her Grandfather's steps. She may be lucky to have inherited his fame and fortune, but she may have also inherited that ole paarty gene. In this pic she looks so much more stoned than he does. But, its only a picture, so I'm gonna just think its a bad one (I mean, it is on this website and Perez wouldn't want to put up a good one). I'm throwing some good vibes towards Riley right this moment, because I sure love her Grandpa!
chick kinda looks like Drew Barrymore
COOOOKKKKKKEEEEEDDDDD OOUUUUTTTT !
she looks like a space alien and hes a zombie like you said. you should draw antennas on her…lmo
bitch looks like she's got the coke sweats.
ANYONE ELSE NOTICE A MYSTERIOUS WHITE POWDER IN RYANS NOSE?!
Thats not Ryan Cabrera LOL
he looks fat ! iuk
Are u sure the lady isn't Priscilla ???
riley looks like she went to the same injection party that her mama went to, but got twice as much done. Greasy!!!
nr 1…they are not similar.. nr 2 ….RESPECT TO ELVIS…. dont make comments like that about him….