The King Is Alive!
Filed under: Ryan Cabrera > Riley Keough
Looking out-of-it, singer Ryan Cabrera was seen leaving Prince's secret concert at the Green Door in L.A. on Wednesday night with his worse for wear girlfriend, model and Lisa Marie Presley's daughter Riley Keough.
We hope these two kids aren't getting into any "trouble" they shouldn't be, if you know what we mean, Lindsay Lohan!
At least we now understand Riley's attraction to Ryan.
He totally reminds her of her gradfather (circa '70s, pill-popping, about-to-die, fat Elvis era)!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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Looks like power producer Dr. Luke - the supposed pop hit 'maker' - is in trouble again.
He was accused last year of ripping off (and not crediting) the Rubinoos' I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend and turning it into the April Lavigne 
Ryan looks like Riley's dad, Danny Keough. I think Riley Keough is such a pretty girl (sure she looks sweaty in this picture, I'm sure there are NO sweaty pictures of Perez) and Ryan is hot too! Hot couple.
oh Perez fuck off!!! do not mention the name Elvis, he passed away a long time ago and deserves respect, just fucking stop mentioning him already!! I like you but I like Elvis much more
uhm…can we say living dead girl?
drugs r bad……..herion is bad!
OMG, I thought this poor girl was a model? She looks more like her grandmother (note Perez, there is an "N" in that word) than her mother.
It must be a thetan thing; cloning.
What the Hell happened to him??? He looks almost unrecongnizable!!!!!
He looks God awfull!!!
They look like courtney love and kurt cobain when they are together.
dies he have cornrows?? he has upgraded from asslee simpson!
actually riley looks a lot like asslee simpson. they have the same nose!
why is he going for the Johnny Depp look? the tattoos, the long sleeve w/rolled up sleeves, the rings and braclets not to mention the hat! WTF! only JD can pull that shit off.
Glad to see he's doing "better" then when he was with ASSLEE 'i can't sing' Simpson!
that was a little harsh
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS SO FUCKING FAT
AHAHAHAHAH
WOW HE IS MORE UGLIER THAN THE LAST TIME
AHAHAHA
FAG
just thought about this…doesn't she look like juliann barbarie? whatever her name is from fox??? except riley's got oily skin…
(circa '70s, pill-popping, about-to-die, fat Elvis era)!
well perez, Elvis got to that stage becos of fame.
how abt you?
you were alr fat and ugly before u got "famous"
If anyone reads this….. I feel sorry for her! I wish her well…………… LUV YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!!!
omg if you really knew about celebrities you would appreciate the fact elvis was amazing!!!!! proably one of the best people to walk on this earth and here you are referring to him as fat!! fyi you're fat!!! what is wrong with you???? i used to srsly love you but atm you disgust me!!
Re: rando – ditto
Can we say E PILLS??????? They looked totally out of it!
Perez your really need to shut the FUCK up! If you wana talk about someone being fat it should be your stupid ungly fucking hair, and your fat gut you pig!Elvis Aaron Presley was thee greatest musician too ever live. You know celebrities wouldn`t have to stoop to such levels…Elvis was 42 years old when he passed away, of course he would have had some wieght you idiot.
Elvis Aaron Presley Is The King Of Rock N` Roll! R.I.P
Don't really know anything about this Ryan guy. However, I am a tried and true Elvis fan since birth!! I would appreciate it if the negative comments regarding Elvis were kept to a minimum. He was a great man, caring, giving. At that time (1970's) no one haad enough balls to confront him on his drug problems. No one stepped in to help. It was unheard of to seek help or go to rehab. (Danielle- her given name) Riley has no clue who or what her grandfather was. Lisa Marie was only 9 yrs old when Elvis passed.
Perez, fat jokes are not funny - especially Elvis fat jokes. If you only knew how many Elvis fans are out there - and as much as I love you - you have no room to talk….please lay off Elvis and leave his family alone.
that was a low blow saying that about pill popping about to die fat elvis era!!! that was pretty harsh perez!
Priscilla moved in with Elvis when she was only 14! Lisa Marie was pregnant and then married at 18! It runs in the family. I do wish there would be pics posted of brother Benjamin Storm or Priscilla's son Navarone. Someone please find and post them. thanks
She's hot!! he's not!!
FAT? YOU are calling someone fat? Have you NOT looked in a mirror? YOU are FAT ANF FUGLY!!!!
she looks like she is on some serious drugs… her skin is clamy and she just looks fuuuuuuuuukkked up!!!
she looks greasy.
Do I see some white powder in the nostrils?
Are you fucking kidding with those comments this makes you sound like a 5 year old calling someone names , This site is pathetic I just read it to tell you how much you all suck afterwards.
poor chunky monkey! at least he got rid of his porcupine spikes.
love how he's wearing a dog tag . . . lol. Really, he should just join the Army. At least they'd get his fat ass into shape.
I never got why this cute girl(w/o themake-up) would date such a fat, ugly loser. The same thing goes for Zoe Kravitz and that loser she dates. These young girls are so desperate to mature that they're willing to dat the first OLDER loser that comes along. Giving away all their goodies to losers.
THEY LOOK LIKE THEYVE BEEN HIGH ON E ALL NIGHT
OMG why does everyone think it's ok to rip on a dead guy, especially when youre like yea he looks like her grandpa, come on dude youre ripping on someones dead grandpa, dont be such a dick dude. I guess if you live in cali you lose your sense of morality and common courtesy and general human empathy. sad.mostly sick though.
Perez,
There are some things that are taboo. One of them is "dissing" Elvis Presley. Also, perhaps looking in the mirror is a good thing to do before you make such comments.
Perez - I love you and your site, but please don't talk badly about Elvis. He is still the King!
close up on Ryan's nose candy please
Scott Stapp What?? lol
Kinda reminds me of Rumey!
like you have a right to call someone fat—–ELVIS was a wonderful singer i think he had a very stressful life ,and a manager who only thought about himself and the money he was makeing .
uck she looks sickly. And he looks fatter than before.
WRONG FOUNDATION GIRLY….
You look like a ghost.
If you tend to get oily keep some powder with you and powder your face honey before going on public.
Greaseball city!! YUCK
ryan USE to be hot but now he is just ugly!! That girl is too hot for him anyways!! and he isnt noone special anyways….so old!
go clean ur oily face!!
Re: flora – Totally correct! He was kind of the Britney of his time. All of those people who claim to have been his friends were depending on the cash continuing to flow. Nobody stops the cash cow! (sorry for the pun - not an Elvis fat joke)
that's like the pot calling the kettle black perez…u shouldn't be making fun of anyone's weight man….
Riley is the one who is the druggie. Ryan almost dumped her a while ago because she was so into the drug scene.
Who else is gonna date a girl in her 40s that puts her eye makeup on with a trowel?
Isn't she like 15? She looks about 65 years old.
KID ROCK CALLED_HE WANTS HIS LOOK BACK!!!
leave him alone. he didnt even get like that until he started dating her. idk about him, but she for sure looks like shes all drugged up. he needs to dump the hoe.
he's 25 now, he couldnt do the spikey hair forever, give him a break. i met him 3 weeks ago, he was not fat then i doubt hes fat now and thats just a bad angle. the new look is actually alot better in person. o yea and again he needs to dump the hoe.
Re: Euromongrel – Re: Euromongrel – how do you know? im intrigued, im a huge ryan cabrera fan and cant stand him with her.
UGLY EYE MAKEUP AND HAIR!
BUT PRETTIER THAN LISA MARIE..
eeew cut your hair you faug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh jeezus, the benefits of being a kid of the rich and famous, she is sooooo nothing to write home about, sure doesn't deserve the modeling gigs she gets… looks a lot like Alicia Silverstone–who is nothing special either.
What's with the f***ing hat? Is he losing his hair? Reminds me of Boy George.
Re: Ryan Cabrera – Do you really look to find yourself being made fun of on this site?
One word..
ECSTASY