This Is Not A Joke

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Yes, it's true.

Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld will grace the upcoming 4th installment of testosterone-charged video game Grand Theft Auto with his presence.

Ferosh!!!!

Uncle Karl plays DJ on one of the game's radio stations.

According to reports, Lagerfeld picked his favorite electronica and dance music and peppered the selection with some of his rapid-fire commentary.

"They (the video game guys) had written a politically incorrect dialogue," the designer said. "I loved it, [particularly] in a time when everybody wants to be so politically correct when they talk."

It was a breeze for Lagerfeld to put together a play list.

Lagerfeld says, "Music is part of the life of fashion, too. Through the famous sound stylist Michel Gaubert, I’m very much ‘au courant’ and know what’s going on.'"

Oui oui, mon amis!

    Posted: Apr 10, 2008 at 4:20 pm / Email this  »

    83 comments to “This Is Not A Joke”

    1. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      Mario you fucking puke!
      Quit wasting our tax dollars with your idiodic lawsuits
      you lard assed homo.

    2. asdfasdf says – reply to this


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      fbgfagafadsg

    3. RIOS says – reply to this


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      2nd

    4. boxerdude says – reply to this


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      i wouldn't think anyone who plays video games would have a clue who karl lagerfeld is.

    5. christine says – reply to this


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      ami doesnt take a s

    6. lolainchesaway says – reply to this


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      EVERYONE please let THIS person know what a disgusting human he is. PLEASE!!! I have no fucking idea who he is and I am appalled that in 2008 myspace is allowing ANYONE to market his message to the masses. I hope some of you guys will type differently because at the end of the day we ALL bleed red and if you are a perfect match to me for a liver transplant tomorrow the color of you skin is irrelevant. Enough of the racist crap there is fine line between race related and racist…

    7. David Rápe says – reply to this


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      What's the tracklisting!!! to his set.

    8. mirithepooh says – reply to this


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      MES AMIS

    9. nerd says – reply to this


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      HI!

    10. Francophile says – reply to this


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      It's actually "mon ami" sans "s". Only use the "s" if your were talking about more than one friend and then it would be "mes amis"

    11. Mary Jansen says – reply to this


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      mon ami, not mon amis!

    12. ... says – reply to this


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      if he were 'au courant'. he wouldn't have said 'au courant'…. nonetheless, love him!

    13. huh says – reply to this


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      Re: lolainchesaway
      dude, who and what the fuck are you talking about????

    14. Church says – reply to this


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      Mess Amy!!!

    15. buhbye! says – reply to this


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      Re: Fidel Castro – FUCK OFF ASSHOLE!

    16. ick says – reply to this


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      STOP WITH THE FEROSHHHHHHH OMG ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!!

    17. bradder says – reply to this


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      You know Time Magazine, last year, had a whole article that said, "Gay teens, generally, homosexuality isn't a big thing."

    18. Klipper says – reply to this


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      WOW! This is HUGE news. I can't believe the people behind Grand Theft Auto 4 were able to get Karl Lagerfeld!!!

      Wait….

      Who the fuck is Karl Lagerfeld??

    19. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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      who cares about Lagerfeld?i-am not ashamed to say this-am kind of addicted to the GRAND THEFT AUTO VICE CITY GAME,even though i am 1)a girl and 2)27 years old.i can't wait for the new GTA and i wish it would be on a pc form too.

    20. j says – reply to this


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      perez as much as i love you, if you're going to use french get it right, it's "mes amis"

    21. and.... says – reply to this


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      Who cares about Lagerfeld he's fuckin' gross.
      He's such an attention whore, yep that old thing will do anything for a little bit of attention.
      PS: IT'S MES AMIS NOT MON AMIS

    22. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I WONDER HOW MANY DUMBASS TARGET SHOPPING MIDDLE AMERICA OLIVE GARDEN DINING LOSERS ON THIS SITE DON'T KNOW WHO KARL LAGGERFELD IS!!!!!!! TEE HEE

    23. TACKY, OLD AND TRUE says – reply to this


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      THIS OLD MAN IS SO BORINGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
      I CAN'T STAND HIM. I WON'T BUY THAT SHIT NO WAY!!!!!!!.

    24. idiot says – reply to this


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      Re: jimmyjazz
      like you LOL!!!!! it's LAGERFELD NOT LAGGERFELD and I don't like him. he's way too overrated. OVERRATED BARF.

    25. Jordan says – reply to this


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      Karl Lagerfelds a fucking asshole. Hope he croaks soon. Life isn't about how good you look, its about how you treat people. Remember, we all get old and die, you can't fight that.

    26. ooo la la says – reply to this


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      I love the grand theft auto games. I really can't wait to play the new one. eeek!

    27. NUBIAN GODDESS IN A VINTAGE CHLOE WITH A PERFECT STRAND OF TAHITIAN BLACK PEARLS! says – reply to this


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      Re: jimmyjazz – RIGHT??? And they probably think he's not married because he hasn't found the RIGHT woman yet!

    28. WHO CARES? says – reply to this


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      THANK YOU PEREZ THIS IS SO INTERESTING: NOT NOT NOT.
      WHO CARES ABOUT LAGERFELD??????
      HE'S THE MOST OVER-RATED DESIGNER IN THE FASHION INDUSTRY.

    29. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Re: Jordan With a Face that SUNK a THOUSAND SHIPS – You must look like shit. Ahahhaaahahhaaa!

    30. sydney says – reply to this


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      Lagerfeld is German duh

    31. nonCYBoy says – reply to this


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      (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
      I want Karl to chain me to a wall and tantalize me all over with his tongue and a peacock feather!
      ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    32. I don't like this man. says – reply to this


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      I don't like him, he's very arrogant yesssss Lagerfel is A SAD OLD MAN.

    33. Chris says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, great job STEALING that illustration from towleroad (dot) com! If you're going to improve your images among other bloggers and photographers, you might wanna work on giving credit where credit is due!!!!

    34. dee says – reply to this


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      who the fuck cares about this guy

    35. mi says – reply to this


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      why oui oui mon amis? dont you mean Ja Ja Meine freund???

    36. hader says – reply to this


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      Re: jimmyjazz – tee hee, I second that

    37. Cecily says – reply to this


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      That is a weird match. I usually dont hate on peoples apperance, but I wish the man would eat something.. Come on! You can do it!

    38. CHANEL?????? says – reply to this


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      WHAT????? GTA?????? THIS IS SO UN-CHANEL OF HIM.

    39. JUST ME says – reply to this


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      AND AFTER KARL IN AMERICAN IDOL *LOL* THIS IS PATHETIC JUST PATHETIC.

    40. Helle says – reply to this


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      if you want to say " yes yes my friend " then its "Oui oui mon ami", if you want to say "yes yes my friends", then its "oui oui mes amis". Maybe you should learn french before you write geesh. I suck at french and I reacted to that at once.

    41. MW says – reply to this


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      If Tom Ford was in it instead, I'd buy the game!

      Here he is on the cover of Prestige Magazine

      www.Prestigehk.com

    42. Gossip girl says – reply to this


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      lame

    43. gayskeleton says – reply to this


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      Whaaaa? I always knew Video games were gay.

      http://gayskeleton.wordpress.com/

    44. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      please look at the picture on this link…this man killed his 3 young children and is still on the loose…please help find him!!

      http://bc.rcmp.ca/ViewPage.action?contentId=3829&siteNodeId=50&languageId=1

    45. Damn Right says – reply to this


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      GTA what
      what are you saying

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    46. mmmaia says – reply to this


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      Lagerfeld is a genius

    47. barnell says – reply to this


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      mes amis not mon amis.

      Simple mistake though

    48. NV says – reply to this


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      WOW THE SHIT THEY THINK OF LMAO!

    49. michellenicole says – reply to this


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      Karl is a genius, you people are fucking morons. LOVE YOU PEREZ

    50. backy says – reply to this


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      "Ferosh"?

      Way to steal from Christian Siriano…

    51. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this


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      HEY DIDNT SOMEONE SHOOT HIM DEAN IN MIAMI IN FRONT OF HIS MANSION?!?
      UUUH? THAT WEIRD!

    52. Cass says – reply to this


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      holy shit its daddy lagerfeld on GTA!!!

    53. EMELIE says – reply to this


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      SO GETTING IT!!!!@

      OMGGG

    54. Ferosh! says – reply to this


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      Hell Yes!!!
      This game needed just a bit more of Fierceness!!!
      Now I know what station to turn on while robbing cars and shit!
      Smart move by Rockstar games!

    55. truth says – reply to this


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      THIS FUCKING ROCKS, AND LAGERFELD IS NOW MY HOUSE GOOD.
      —————————>Dj Karl kicks it:)

    56. Someone says – reply to this


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      Perez, just to make your page look better you shouldnt say "mon amis"

      You are mixing singular and plural.

      If you wanna keep it singular say : mon ami

      If you wanna say it in plural use: mes amis

      Good luck, and keep it up =)

    57. En Français says – reply to this


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      Re: christine – Why do you bother making a comment when you don't even know? The plural is MES amis. The singular is mon ami..

    58. mario doesn't speak french says – reply to this


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      it's "mes amis" cochon

    59. this to reply says – reply to this


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      Lagerfeld is Da Sheisse!!!

    60. WONDER TWIN says – reply to this


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      WHY IS LABELED VICE CITY??? THAT'S NOT THE LATEST GTA GAME!!!

    61. no says – reply to this


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    64. Sebastian says – reply to this


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      amaziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! GTA!

    65. Steph says – reply to this


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      YEA GTA4!!! I can't fucking wait to kick that games ass!!! It's been too long since we got a new GTA!

    66. Amelia says – reply to this


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      Don't write in French if you don't know what you're doing, Perez. It's "mon ami."

    67. paul in texas says – reply to this


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      Re: jimmyjazz – hey yall didnt someone shoot him in front of his mansion house in florida?? i dont get it??

    68. eurotrash says – reply to this


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      Re: Francophile – you told him!

      merci beaucoup!

    69. Big F'ing Deal says – reply to this


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      Die of AIDS you withered old Fag!
      We celebrate the mass extinction of Homos and Transgenders. May they rot in hell and suffer in excruciating agony.

    70. Fería says – reply to this


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      Mon AMI, mes AMIS.

    71. juliet says – reply to this


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      AWESOME !!!

      it's "mon ami" btw :)

    72. hfn says – reply to this


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      my son plays this, i bet he has no idea who karl is. it won't matter cause he has the kind of look and voice that will work for this, i'm pretty sure my son will like him

    73. BUTT PLUG says – reply to this


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      WHO CARE'S ABOUT THAT AGING FAIRY?

    74. jen says – reply to this


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      i never ever heard of this fool

    75. TPL says – reply to this


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      "Yes. I'm very au courant. A very famous, very fabulous sound stylist tells me what to listen to. It's all very fabulous. I'm 300 years old this year and I'm still wearing skin tight white pants that show off my shrivelled member. Do you find me attractive? I wear white gloves so that you cannot see my veiny paws and my grotesque liver spots. They make me look far too human. I am not human. I am Karl Lagerfeld. Oh no! Keep your little beast away from me. I hate all children. I would eat them if I ate meat. But I don't. I only drink blood. Aren't I stylish? Did I tell you I'm 300 this year? I'm Karl Lagerfeld. Bow down, you cunts. Meet the mother cunt!

    76. Afro Goddess says – reply to this


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      Being unPC is so PC!

      Everyone wants to live on the edge…in brand name gear, sitting in the "hot" clubs, f*ckin' disease ridden boys and girls.

      Karl looks like rough s*x would break him in half. He needs to STFU and go rub a barely legal boy.

    77. GingerLuvzJohnny says – reply to this


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      Unkle Karl is so trashy but entertaining….glad someone in that industry speaks their mind and not what others tell them too…by the way he HATES CHILDREN!
      And yeah he maybe a jealous douche shooting blanks….but hes still an asshole with class!

    78. hudsonchics says – reply to this


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      this look like tim gun lol

    79. Kristina says – reply to this


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      Fuck yea! Can't wait for GTA IV to come out. Although, why in the world is Vice City written underneath Grand Theft Auto? Thats old as shit!

    80. mrs. D says – reply to this


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      that is pretty ferosh

    81. Django says – reply to this


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      Perez:

      Lagerfeld is notoriously outspoken about despising fatties! Don't bother trying to be obsequious with him. He scorns anyone who has a "full figure. " Unless you were to look like a 12-year-old, you are barking up the wrong tree. He is NOT your ami — and your efforts at gay solidarity will NOT ingratiate you to him. Give it up.

    82. Joost & Sanna says – reply to this


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      Way below somebody said he (Lagerfeld) was shot in front of his house in miami, That was Gianni Versace. They tend to use famous people for their radio stations. GTA San Andreas had Axel Rose as presenter and Phil Collins even played a part in GTA vice city stories as him self. I love this game!

      Ps: Perez, if you want to write Mon Amis, You just do that and don't listen to people who are obsessed with language.

    83. Ilse says – reply to this


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      If you're saying anything in French, say it right, you dumb ass!!