Because Everyone Looks Soooo Much Better Close-up

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Paula Abdul, at a party for Kritik Clothing, Thursday night at Lisa Kline in Los Angeles.

Is that a mustache????????

Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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Wow…..doesn't look like her at all!
fg says – reply to this

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Look at thoe eyebrows!!! They look like fuzzy worms!!!
es says – reply to this

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she's looking her age!!
ewwww says – reply to this

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big pimple on her cheek
AArgh says – reply to this

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That's not a mustache, it's a freakin beard!
Britney is crazy says – reply to this

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Holy shit, she's almost sporting a unibrow! Get waxed Paula!
Skatz says – reply to this

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She looks pretty. Last week, My friends saw her profile with photos on "milliona irefr iends com". In fact, she is in love with a great guy.
Harri~et says – reply to this

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Dear Lord, I tried to rip my upper lip hair off with one of those stooopid sticky strips and I irritated my lip so bad I got three huge zits and Im looking like an Amy Wino wanna be. Ewwwww. So whad evah on Paulas lip. If you've never been there, please dont judge a judge…haha.
Allie says – reply to this

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her bangs look terrible.. so much frizz!!..
dss says – reply to this

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OH MY!!!
jen says – reply to this

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i hate her
rer says – reply to this

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Re: ewwww – It's a mole dumbass!!!
Walking Encyclopaedia says – reply to this

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She looks great for 45. She's forty-five, dyahrlinnsss.
booya says – reply to this

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am i first??????
Harri~et says – reply to this

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P.S. hey Perez, Im loving the purple today!! makes my eyes smile!

:)
{if its not Hillary..then u bitchez zuck az momz says – reply to this

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]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] zhe lookz like half man]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzugly bitch zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
child moleztor zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gkg says – reply to this

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first
jen says – reply to this

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wow almost never do you see the first lot of comments without what number losers with too much time think they are. Keep it up!
FACT: says – reply to this

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NOT HOT!!!!!!!
dutchy says – reply to this

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do i see a lil pubic hair there.. :/
high heel says – reply to this

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wow! i thought that was Michael Jackson!
rez hilton says – reply to this

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Hideous old hag. She needs to "accidentally" overdose on her pain meds and vodka. Like now.
Angela Marie says – reply to this

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that cameraman was just dowenright mean. never a take a closeup of a woman over 40!
Clarissa R. says – reply to this

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UGHHHHH!
Miss Elena Kaulitz says – reply to this

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Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And I haven't even heard of her before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poptart says – reply to this

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Oh come on now you know us Latina women always have issues with the damn hair on our lips. You can't wax that shit everyday!
dsa says – reply to this

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Her eyes are glassy…..maybe she smoked a blunt with Randy!!!
UGH! says – reply to this

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Not so nice, she really looks like a Arab village woman without her burkka in this picture.
MariFukkinSunshine says – reply to this

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she looks old. really old. and what is with the hair?? looks like a come over. yuk.
tg says – reply to this

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Re: Miss Elena Kaulitz – you been living under a rock for the past 20 years???
Toots says – reply to this

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She truly looks like a dude in this shot.
wowaweewa says – reply to this

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She looks like micheal jackson!!!!!
6tg says – reply to this

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quite the mess
jayna says – reply to this

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What an awful picture of her. Her hair looks terrible!
I love says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE JANET JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kell says – reply to this

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gross!!! she is nasty!!!
kimba says – reply to this

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her skin looks like a dead person's. Gray around the chin area.
Jasmine says – reply to this

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No, but her eyebrows are terrible!!
TheVinylVillager says – reply to this

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Is that Anne Rice and Anjelica Huston's love child??

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
kmc says – reply to this

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Lay off her guys….remember she's not 20 anymore, she's 45, and she's not gonna be perfect. Alright the eyebrows are pretty bad but she's most likely trying to grow them back after overplucking, etc….and as for the lip hair, she's only human, none of us are perfect, its just unfortunate for Paula that she has dark hair. She's still a great looking woman for her age and doesn't deserve to be critiqued by people who aren't perfect themselves.
Trump says – reply to this

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Looks like she has a mad comb-over, too. She needs some grooming…BAD.
FlyingHigh says – reply to this

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Is that a mustache?? More like Is that a DUDE???! Dang, that's a bad picture of Paula! The eyebrows, the hair….
shannie says – reply to this

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nevermind the mustache…she looks like a full man!
trinster says – reply to this

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Whaaaah - Mommy - I'm scared!
Holy COW - she looks horrible and she needs a shave…she actually looks very scary to me.
SQUEEZE ME!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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that's what the zit on her cheek is screaming to me.
eyebrow intervention says – reply to this

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Who cares about the mustache, she needs to tame those eyebrows!
britt says – reply to this

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MUSTACHE??? DOES ANYONE ELSE SEE THOSE EYEBROWS!!!! GEEZ!!!
l dogg says – reply to this

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she looks like ari from planet of the apes… now all she needs is a bowl cut.
dAN says – reply to this

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She looks like a gremlin!
jen says – reply to this

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OMG - she looks like a man in drag….uffff
kaitmac says – reply to this

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can u say UNI-BROW!!!
h says – reply to this

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whatever perez. you know it isnt. she is always perfect.
no says – reply to this

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she is a gorgeous woman
stop it says – reply to this

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paula abdul is like the most girly girl there is. and you know that perez. so dont be stupid. anyway she is on yahoo first page RIGHT NOW
amy says – reply to this

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love her, shes so pretty. even though that isnt a great hair do for her. she needs to go back to the way she looked in 2006, her hair looked AMAZING then
hey says – reply to this

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she is adorable and pretty, just leave her alone
Dana says – reply to this

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Of course it isnt. shes gorgeous. love her
stephanie says – reply to this

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look- Im not trying to be a bitch but

she looks like a straight up MONKEY

Loves ya perez
hola says – reply to this

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she's old, so what did u expect, also there are lots and lots of makeup, and that alone does not look good
kukukajoo says – reply to this

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Planet of the Apes?
blondie says – reply to this

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Is that a man??? Did Donald Trump style her hair? That mole is freaking me out!
WTF?! says – reply to this

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I'm glad this picture is being shown! This is to combat all those
"magazine" shots / covers these fucking celebrities take….making women think these women are "perfect" looking (on the covers of said magazines)!
Indeed this may be a "bad shot" of Paula….but this IS what Paula looks like!
Granted, her looks may not be what they used to be, but nothing wrong in showing the public what "stars" really look like "up close"!!!
BTW: For those that have commented on Paula's "glassy eyes" - I don't think I have EVER seen a picture of Paula (in recent years), where her eyes are NOT glassy.

Not sure about anyone else - but I've always seen something "dark" (i.e. sinister), in Paula's eyes - to the point where I can't look at pics of her (and her eyes) for too long!
(and NO, I am not trying to "start" something about her being "dark" or "sinister", it is simply my opinion).

I BET PAULA IS HATING LIFE TODAY - WITH THIS POSTED PICTURE!
Solaera says – reply to this

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Jesus. A better question would be is that a toupee?
stephanie says – reply to this

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Re: kukukajoo –

HAHAHAHAAA took the words right outta my mouth
WTF?! says – reply to this

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And YES, she does look like "ARI" on PLANET OF THE APES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whatever says – reply to this

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……………..that is not a pimple on her cheek……..that is a well publicized "mole" that she has………..and has always had………
…and an UGLY one at that!!…………………………………..
Daaaayyyyyuuuum says – reply to this

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Looks like a man in drag! holy cow! Can you believe Emilio Estevez (Demi Moore's formere fiance in the 80's) was once MARRIED to Paula? (in the 90's).
To this day, I'm still trying to figure out the stars that crossed Paula & Emilio!
cait says – reply to this

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not sure about the mustache, but it's definitely a unobrow

I now believe she played the lead part in planet of the apes

sorry paula…usually a fan..but this look is not working for you
Average Joe says – reply to this

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Charlie Sheens ex sister in law! For real tho'!
PLANET OF THE APES says – reply to this

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She looks like the female ape star in the remake of planet of the apes. that should be a switched at birth match/twin! She needs the ladies rogaine too.
Makeup is a woman's best friend….. besides money
sofxo says – reply to this

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i thought it was zac efron at first sight!
flangie nopants says – reply to this

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Not loving the Michael Jackson look. Waaaaay to caked.
Amy says – reply to this

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looks like bad lighting
Coco for coco puffs says – reply to this

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"First time posting" =)

She looks like a damn man
Closes up are not her friend

PS: I LOVE U PEREZ!!!
Curmudgeon says – reply to this

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Holly Moley!

That's one huge mole, get it removed Paula moles are disgusting!
WTF?! says – reply to this

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To SOFXO (post #71)

That is too funny! "thought it was Zac Efron" HA, HA, HA!

Speaking of Zac: He REALLY needs to come out of the closet! ; )
steph says – reply to this

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Wow she looks like Judge Judy! haha. Anyone else notice that?
lala land says – reply to this

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what an ugly look in her eyes
gross says – reply to this

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Ewww, that's gross. Why would you go out looking like that?
A man's point of view says – reply to this

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"STRAIGHT UP" now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever" (????!!!!!!)
Tomas says – reply to this

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Zexy
Lil Ol' Me says – reply to this

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Paula looks "pill popped and boozed up" in this picture - as she usually does! Oh, wait, I forgot, she takes "meds" for an "old back injury" - Yeah, and I take "meds" for when I "scraped my knee" when I was 6 - twenty yrs. ago!

If Paula were to read all these comments - she'd need more "meds" for her
"old back injury" !
Scat Cat says – reply to this

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PEREZ:

I sincerely doubt you have made a new friend in Paula! ******LOL******

(insert Emilio Esteves "throwing up" sound here)
ClassyKtn says – reply to this

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That's a MAN BABY!!!!!
l-l-louisa says – reply to this

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why do people keep sayin 'FIRST' on this i dont understand can someone exlain it to me
xx
PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this

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YIKES!!!!! She don't look bad for a 60 year old
LOL says – reply to this

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SCARY…she look's like a man, EWWw..
LAND OF THE LOST says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE CHAKA.
*J.R.* says – reply to this

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DRAG QUEEN!
Paula's Alter Ego says – reply to this

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* FOREVER YOUR GIRL *
robin says – reply to this

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eeeewwwwwww she needs her brows done! PRONTO!
Veronica says – reply to this

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AHHH! She probably just got back from doing American Idol, give her a break. LISA KLINE is my faveyyyy store! www.lisakline.com for all you fashionistas out there!!!!!!!!!
GeeZ says – reply to this

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what the fuck is up with that combover?
Jake says – reply to this

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Is that Helena Bonham Carter in "Planet of the Apes" make-up?
Amos says – reply to this

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I was trying to figure out if it was Michael or Janet Jackson at first…
Candy says – reply to this

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No wonder celebs look good at a distance - it's because they cake on many layers of makeup until you look at them up close.
Perez Hilton says – reply to this

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Paula always has bangs or hair covering her forehead this season. Always. Must be hiding something the doctor fucked up with.
nancita says – reply to this

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Can you say "THRILLER"??? she looks like fucking Jacko!!!
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AB says – reply to this

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She could be on that Cave Man show! Is that still on???
nancita says – reply to this

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oh and nice mole, too….she better have that rascal checked out for cancer! eeeeyyyeeewww
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