Because Everyone Looks Soooo Much Better Close-up

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Paula Abdul, at a party for Kritik Clothing, Thursday night at Lisa Kline in Los Angeles.

Is that a mustache????????

Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 11:00 am / Email this »

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mismac says – reply to this

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Paula's naturally really pretty and you can see this in the picture. Shes got her flaws but sure so do we all. I'd damn well prefer to see this pic of a celeb looking human than one of Cokate airbrushed to perfection, when we all know she's totally not. Paula's far from perfect but she's a lot more perfect than most celebs out there today.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Re: ewwww –

That's a mole you dummy…..
DINA says – reply to this

103

F-R-O-W!
Buffy says – reply to this

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OMG she looks like a transvestite!! She has a 5 o'clock shadow!! Scary!!
megs says – reply to this

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no stache, but her hair looks odd. i know she often wears hair pieces, but always thought her real hair was thick and full. here her hair looks very thin almost like she's losing it or is it a wig?
Katie says – reply to this

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Whatever. She looks pretty, as always. I hate it when you're shitty to nice people, Perez.
susieq says – reply to this

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She looks like Michael jackson
bobby_23 says – reply to this

108

now that is a tranny mess!
tellall says – reply to this

109

What is that wart she's got on her cheek?
Danny says – reply to this

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Re: megs – yeah, that's what I thought. It looks like a bad wig. It's her hair that looks off. Her face is flawless!!
becky says – reply to this

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I hope you're happy, Perez. Now I'm blind! What's with the comb-over? What's with the eyebrows? Are you sure this picture is a recent one? Are you sure this isn't a man who looks just like Paula? So many "are you sure"ssesses.
whatever says – reply to this

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..and if it is …so what…stop being such a prick
I don't believe it says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU Perez. I love me woman with mustaches. I love dark hair woman and a little peach fuzz is no a big deal. All woman have testosterone. Woman with a tad more have higher sex drive. That is why wax was invented. I dated an Italian girl (real Italian from Italy) and she had jet black hair, smooth olive skin and ALL WOMAN. She waxed her stash. Who cares.
DELONGEANA says – reply to this

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AY POR DIOS!… NO LE HAGAN ESO A NADIE…..POBRE PAULITA.
blah says – reply to this

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she definitely has female pattern balding…she just covers it up with all her wigs and extensions. I think all the make-up, styling etc. does a disservice to all us average people. We don't realize all that goes into a "product" like Paula
RONNIE says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU ALL WHO THINK SHE LOOKS BAD, SHE IS THE SHIT MAN, SHE IS THE REALT FUCKING PERFESTIONAL MAN!!! SHE IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS PERSON MAN NOT FUCKIN PLASTIC AND JANET JACKSON LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN TROLL DUDE!! HAHA PAULA IS THE REAL THING MAN.
Susie says – reply to this

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She's almost as hairy as Natalie Portmans boyfriend - ewww!!!
melanie says – reply to this

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awww…i think the mustache goes nicely with her unibrow! three cheers for Drunk Paula!!!
sandra says – reply to this

119

planet of the apes.
Erin says – reply to this

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Looks like she has 5 ocock shadow!!!! Suck it Paula!!!
Lucie says – reply to this

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Am I crazy or does she looks like a chiuaua?
JP says – reply to this

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I met her at the AI auditions this year, and got to hug her after my audition. She definitely has upper lip hair.
fritz says – reply to this

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Re: l dogg –

omg I thought exactly the same
ari looks better tbh
amanda says – reply to this

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holy shiz!!! somebody fire her makeup artist! paula, pleez hire me! i'm an unknown talent but I can fix that for you! those eyebrows shud have been the first to get taken care of…shame on you paula makeup artist!
Liz says – reply to this

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Re: nancita – WTF is ur problem. It's just a mole you fuck head.
lala says – reply to this

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Eeww that looks like a transvestite, not Paula….she's one ugly woman
janey says – reply to this

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Re: nancita – You truly are a huge bitch. who the hell talks about cancer like that. Rot in hell nancita. Biggest bitch I've ever seen.
Emily says – reply to this

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That is one hairy woman.
Amy says – reply to this

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She looks like a Monchichi.
Cathy says – reply to this

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Where is the hot wax when you need it???????????????
Madge says – reply to this

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WTF is up with that hair? Takes her 4 hours to come up with that? Pathetic!
cincykid says – reply to this

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its fucking shadow perez, you don't look nearly as good close up.

shes still a wreck though
mrs crabtree says – reply to this

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Bitch has to put 5 lbs of greasy makeup to fill in all the wrinkles and she's going f*cking bald to boot! She looks like she just cut a super nasty fart.
EstrogenNow says – reply to this

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dunno what she's done to herself lately but she seriously looks like a drag queen in the sense that she looks like a guy trying to portray a girl.
tam says – reply to this

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forget the moustache, are those real face cheeks?
Nicki says – reply to this

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Eww. She needs to give it up. And get a rat to knaw that shit off her face.
woah says – reply to this

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holy shizzle
ania says – reply to this

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She looks pretty, this may not be her most "flattering" angle, but I think the reason she looks bad is because of the hair.

Dont be hatin on Paula!
meemur says – reply to this

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jesus……it's just getting worse. isn't that a saying for healing from a horrendus event? "it has to get worse, before it get better?" true dat.
lola says – reply to this

140

can you say cheeeeeck implants?
gared says – reply to this

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She not only has a mustache but she's sporting a unibrow! I bet she has one hairy ass snatch!!!!
J_Brisby says – reply to this

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Just cuz YOU can't grow one…
Jenn1398 says – reply to this

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All I see is Michael in drag
outragedfan says – reply to this

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no, it's just her hairline. dayum! pluck that shit, girl, get all queen elizabeth I on us!
Syb says – reply to this

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Look at those RED eyes! She is either extremely tired or smoking a little rope. She needs to take a rest.
Lala says – reply to this

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I love the crazy gleam in her eye. I can't stand this obnoxious bitch. She could not make a bigger ass out herself on Idol.
Annette Penney says – reply to this

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With all of the money these celebs have and access to good doctors, estheticians,stylists and the like….doesn't Paula Abdul realize that IF YOU HAVE DARK HAIR you are a candidate for laser hair removal? Get rid of that mustache girl!
keef says – reply to this

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she looks like mighty mouse
aimee says – reply to this

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haha jst another crazy ugly hasbeen american!
elisha says – reply to this

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of course its a mustache…shes disqusting!
jank brock says – reply to this

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Who gives a rat's ass about Paula Abfool? This slag is ugly as sin and gets uglier by the month. If she didn't blow everyone in LA years ago she'd be waitressing in Vegas at a greasy spoon.
What a useless slag with LA exec. cum deposits from 1982 still in her cavities! and I don't mean below the waist cavities because those have been declared haz mat areas for years!
Fuck off and die Abdul
chi chi says – reply to this

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OMG, it's Michael Jackson in disguise - with Brooke Shields' eyebrows!
Sharon says – reply to this

153

She looks all…GREASY!!
felly says – reply to this

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you should do a 'separated at birth' with Michael Jackson… because she looks so much like him in that shot!
DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this

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One more reason people should lay off the pill popping. Look shat it doesn't to one's complexion. Warts, wrinkles, and out-of-control eyebrows. Guess she's never heard of electrolysis.
amw says – reply to this

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she kindof looks like micheal jackson?
kayla says – reply to this

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this is disgusting
Nicole says – reply to this

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She`s deffinatly looking old…Needs too do something with those eye brows, Perez has better brows then her!
Meme says – reply to this

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WAX
JAne says – reply to this

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planet of the apes much?

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