Dickhead!

Filed under: Andy Dick

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Andy Dick can be a mile away, but he'd still be too close for comfort!

The failed heterosexual got his perv on at the Forgetting Sarah Marshall premiere in Los Angeles on Thursday night.

Three seconds after this picture was taken, he probably puked all over that poor girl in a drunken stupor!

[Image by Janet Gough via Celebrity Photos.]

    Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 1:20 pm / Email this  »

    52 comments to “Dickhead!”

    1. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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      Have you done Andy's Dick yet Perez????

    2. Dawn says – reply to this


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      GROSS!!!!….Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    3. rt says – reply to this


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      You'd let him suck your dick….wouldn't you perez????

    4. WHAT DOES HE DO ANYMORE??? says – reply to this


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      What the hell is wrong with this guy? He should either get into rehab or STFU!

    5. Ali says – reply to this


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      GROSS and FIRST!

    6. Niamh says – reply to this


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      ugh… he is HIDEOUS!

    7. EliZe says – reply to this


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      Ewww…He's gross

    8. Astrochicks.com says – reply to this


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      He's a funny guy. I don't think he's into chicks anymore. I liked his show on MTV, The Assistant, it was funny.

    9. David says – reply to this


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      I think Andy Dick is too obnoxious even for the Gilbert Gotfried-types.

    10. Dallas` says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is GAY! Andy Dick is GAY! Andy Dick is GAY! Andy Dick is GAY!
      Andy Dick is GAY!Andy Dick is GAY!Andy Dick is GAY!Andy Dick is GAY!Andy Dick is GAY!Andy Dick is GAY!

    11. adriana banana says – reply to this


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      what? Why do you hate him?

    12. RB says – reply to this


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      That girl went to high school with me!

    13. UKer says – reply to this


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      Russell Brand was there.
      perez you need to post about russell, he's great!

    14. cdc says – reply to this


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      That poor girl!!! It's like when Gary B. was hugging on Jennifer G.
      CREEPY!!!

    15. Your Mom says – reply to this


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      13th?

    16. deltacakes says – reply to this


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      the day has just started perez and this is all you've got? pathetic!

    17. Truth Teller says – reply to this


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      He's no Conan O'Brien!

    18. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this


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      zzzzzzzzzzzz dickhead and dickbrain…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzzzzzzzz my 2 favorite wordzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hez creepyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    19. Andrea says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is soooooo strange!

    20. PATHETICOLDMAN says – reply to this


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      putrid, sloth, drool, vomit. old man slobbering over young flesh again. go back to hell you grey slime.

    21. YUCK says – reply to this


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      all I have to say…YUCK..what a gross man

    22. Cody says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick REALLY likes YOUNG BOYZ….and it's a fact!

    23. I don't believe it says – reply to this


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      That Lady is gorgeous. It makes me glad to be a man. I still say we need a Andy Dick death poll. I already lost. I had him dying mid 2007.

    24. dick says – reply to this


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      andy dick is sick

    25. djd81351 says – reply to this


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      andy dick's momma named him correctly…he is a DICK!!

    26. Andy's Dick says – reply to this


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      she's not wearing a "drunken stupor," mario.

    27. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


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      Andy Dick is actually pretty damn funny when he isn't over the top and annoying. He needs to stay off the speed and I think he will be fine. He still looks like a gay man's wet dream…

    28. Robbo says – reply to this


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      That girl is my daughter's best friend. Andy Dick kissed her ON THE MOUTH. I'm advising her to get to the Free Clinic ASAP!

    29. the lord says – reply to this


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      I was at the party ;;;andy was not drunk he was having an amazing time ;and look how hot that girl iz -you would loose your mind tooo!!! Andy was high on his new izo cleanze diet . GO ANDY have fun stay sexy be strong dawg!!! the lord has spoken

    30. MAN4MEN says – reply to this


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    31. Tony says – reply to this


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      He reminds me of John Mayer.

    32. Amber says – reply to this


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      I met him in a hotel room once, and he lives up to the name andy DICK!!!! He was the biggest JACKASS that I have EVER met!!!!!!

    33. knifelicker.com says – reply to this


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      I can almost smell that tongue!!

    34. Stella says – reply to this


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      Why no pics of Russell Brand??? WHY??? WHY???

    35. winky-dinky says – reply to this


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      I bet that tounge smells like Perez's butt.

      Hey, did you know that if you took a jalepeno pepper, turned it inside out, put it on your rod like a condom, that it fires up your sex life when you insert it in your partner's poopchute? It's true. It's from the new Hot Sexual Cooking With Perez cookbook on bookstores today!

    36. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      Whatevs…he is totaly hilaaaaarious!! Go to his website and watch some of his videos.

    37. Watcher says – reply to this


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      But Amber, you DID him anyway! Admit it. That was the only reason you were in that hotel room with him, to get some Andy Dick dick! Celebrity hanger on and all. First you let it try to melt in your mouth, and then, when he did not pay you, you got mad.
      Just admit it. It helps when you confess!

    38. Hyde says – reply to this


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      GROSS. That beautiful girl probably went home and took a bath in Pine Sol!

    39. shelly says – reply to this


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      His life style is like Mayer's.

    40. sandra says – reply to this


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      I THINK ANDY IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MEN ALIVE!!!!!!! I LOVED HIS SHOW!! HE MAKES ME FRIGGIN' PEE MY PANTS!!

    41. Cat says – reply to this


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      He's not even an amusing attention whore. He's become kind of pathetic.

    42. The Hula Girl says – reply to this


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      That's me and he kissed me on the mouth afterwards (I took a shower)…it was fun though!

    43. hot_4_britney says – reply to this


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      Why is that girl bothering to wear a top. She's got no tits!

    44. Michelle says – reply to this


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      This man grinded himself onto my backside while I was shopping at the book store next to the Bourgeois Pig Cafe.

      It was a few years ago.

      I turned around, ready to slap whoever it was, and was surprised when I recognized the face.

      He snarkily said, "oh excuse me…" and slimed away with some effeminate friend who was waiting for him on the side walk.

      YUK!!!!!!!!

    45. Jessemm says – reply to this


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      Hey hollywood men, if you're not gonna tuck your shirt in, DON'T wear a dress shirt and tie….how hard is that?

    46. Markiej says – reply to this


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      OMG Andy Dick is so gay and he even likes boys.

    47. steph says – reply to this


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      I love you hula girl! see you in lorikeets :)

    48. Art Vandelay says – reply to this


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      I thought Andy Dick would be your kind of guy, Mario. Haven't you sucked his cock dozens of times? Don't lie. You know you have.

    49. jenbunny says – reply to this


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      gay gay gay!

    50. Sweedie says – reply to this


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      Nice…
      I am just watching his E true hollywood story where he is talking about his new found sobriety. I hope he can get it together again.

    51. ronlag says – reply to this


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      i'd suck his dick!i heard its really big!

    52. TonyD says – reply to this


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      The Dick-ster, is one funny mess to watch. It doesn't get any more entertaining than that!! What a gay mess! Hey Perez, the gay community should snub his a$$, for pretending to like hot chics!!