No Birth YET

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She still hasn't popped it out!

We reported Wednesday that former UK pop star Kerry Katona, reality whore, went into early labor.

However, she hasn't given birth yet, two days later!

Katona's mouthpiece has released the following statement, “At the hospital, medication was given to stop contractions. A decision will be made in the next 24 hours (by today) as to when doctors induce labour. At present both mum and baby are not in any distress and the longer the onset of labour is delayed the better it is for both of them."

We hope these 'complications' aren't in part due to Kerry's hard pAArtying ways during her pregnancy!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 10:20 am / Email this  »

    43 comments to “No Birth YET”

    1. ArmPitt™ says – reply to this


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      Good……I hope it hurts!!!!
      She's a fucking cunt anyways!!!

    2. er says – reply to this


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      I still can't believe someone fucked this loud mouthed skank!!!

    3. sara says – reply to this


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      shes a dirty dirty whore and someone should take away her poor little babies

    4. ashalah. says – reply to this


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      third?

    5. dd says – reply to this


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      BLAH BLAH!!!
      Fuck her!!

    6. GTFF says – reply to this


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      Put a muzzle on it!!!!

    7. 6th? says – reply to this


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      lol

    8. 8th? says – reply to this


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      grr

    9. dd says – reply to this


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      I've never heard of her

    10. {krazihottkelli/btchygrl/krazihouze says – reply to this


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      [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

      zhove a bigg cock in that

      mouth..dang..itz bigggggggggg

      zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
      hillary
      bitchezz
      or we'll
      b in the
      poooooor
      houze.
      zzzzzzz

    11. brian got out at the right time says – reply to this


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      he doesn't know how lucky he is !

    12. 7tgg says – reply to this


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      you can just tell by looking at her that she's mean!!

    13. God says – reply to this


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      Re: OodoI HATE YOU!!!

    14. get thoze troopz out now says – reply to this


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      they will not ever change
      itz a civil war
      we r in btween
      get them home
      the troopz r killing themzelvez at record numberz
      ztop the madnezz now
      vote hillary
      zhe will

    15. Me_you_asshat says – reply to this


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      She's so big I thought it was Perez's fat ass in drag!!!

    16. rez hilton says – reply to this


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      She's a whore. I hope it hurts like a bitch! And that her baby will be ugly!

    17. listen up says – reply to this


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      hey! stop being such an asshole, yeah? k thanks bye.

    18. jesus says – reply to this


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      Re: God – ahahhaa yep everyone does.

    19. msliberry says – reply to this


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      Who the heck is she, anyway??? I really don't know! I guess I'm getting old.

    20. Wow says – reply to this


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      This will be milked for weeks/months by the crappy magazines.

    21. M_downunder says – reply to this


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      Where's that evil shank cancer bitch that pinched her husband "DELTA - I want to be Celine" Fucking Goodran - I have cancer give me a mag cover cunt …. ooops I'm i being too harsh after all I didn't steal a father and husband…..

    22. HawnHulaGirl says – reply to this


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      you really have to think perez…if you hate this girl so much why do you even give her the time of day and continually give her press time. she is friggen loving your stupidity. you know the saying……its better to talk shit about a celebrity than not talking about them at all. your such a dumbass.

    23. Danielle says – reply to this


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      Sounds like the are all full of shit.
      If her "water broke" like they already claimed there would be a crazy high risk for infection and problems.
      Not to mention, they wouldn't STOP her labor just to INDUCE her two days later. UGH
      I hate her.

    24. flyfromsorrow says – reply to this


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      You know you fat fuck, you're A FAG. NEWSFLASH! What would YOU possibly know about pregnancy? Shut the hell up about something you know nothing about, honey. Tabloids are one thing, this is another, you sad pathetic little oompa loompa.

    25. lele says – reply to this


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      where you looking in the mirror when you wrote reality whore?

    26. toobad says – reply to this


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      This is so sad. There are people in the world who desperately want children and cannot having them. Then you get a dumb twat like this one who will give birth to a kid with all sorts of shit wrong with it and won't get a fair chance in life because of its dumb mother. I pray for that child….

    27. AJ says – reply to this


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      Keep spewing your venom, asshat. I hope she sues your faggy ass for slander.

    28. matt says – reply to this


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      Lets hope babba Katona is holding on inside till its big enough to rip that skank to pieces when it finally comes out as revenge for all the disgusting hideous things its been put thru even b4 its been born.

    29. what a skank whore says – reply to this


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      she is one fugly ass whore goes to show some men will fuck anything~~~~ someone call cps on this skanky cunt. how sad this whore can have kids but good people in the world cant.

    30. JC in Santa Monica, CA says – reply to this


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      Yeah this baby will born ill, like Harvey, Jordan baby, fetal alcohol syndrome and all!

    31. vbitch says – reply to this


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      Perez I hope you were being sarcastic in your comment about complications. Of course her partying would have an effect on her delivery, and the baby's health! I feel so sorry for that baby, it is already messed up for life thanks to the mother's selfish and reckless behaviour. I hope Child protection takes the baby and the rest of her children away from her. She's not fit to be a mother!

    32. torrie says – reply to this


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      i dont feel bad for the baby. i feel bad for her toes

    33. dani says – reply to this


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      perez, your not even fucking british so stop acting like you are you, dont know fuck all about kerry katona, the reason she has gone into labour is because of all the stress of people like you saying that she's on drugs, she acts a bit odd because she's got bi-polar, your sympathetic for britney spears, if you were british you would have seen her show and seen more about it!!

    34. Englishgirl says – reply to this


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      Shes had it now!! A boy and she called it max (but we already knew that lol)

    35. MiIKko says – reply to this


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      Perez, first time on your sight a friend told me about it,
      i love it!
      and i so agree with you i hate kerry katona i mean her show,
      who in god's name gave her one? saying that i watch it
      im embarrssed for her i mean she is such a tramp and a chav
      Kerry kotanna is from warrington and i can imagine
      the people in warrington hanging their heads in shame when they see her show!
      And Omg I Don't know weather she is pregnant all the time or just fat?
      Re: dd

    36. Jollyex says – reply to this


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      Are they going to drug test the baby after it's born? They should!

    37. Atomic Cat says – reply to this


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      she's probably passing the time with a voddy IV bag and some smokes

    38. Cheri says – reply to this


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      She got THAT big with a 5 lb baby?? I had almost a 10 lb baby and the only weight I gained was in my belly. Dayum.

    39. EWW says – reply to this


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      is having her mouth open in EVERY photo her signature look?
      because it makes her look like a loud mouthed slut

    40. hannah says – reply to this


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      I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HATE HER, I HATE HER AND I FUCKING HATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      arffdhkllhgnklxf/ljkn klgdklhl;kjl;ngdf

      She makes me want to stick pins in her eye and i hope her child gets fetal alcohol syndrome of has a birth defect and i will be very happy if that even occurs!

      FUCKING CHAV, THAT MTV PICTURE OF HER HUSBAND AND HER MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH MY FUNKING COMPUTER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    41. Rachel says – reply to this


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      If she did drink and smoke during pregnancy then yes, it is most likely she went into premature labour because of that. But who knows. She's an idiot anyway. I feel for her poor baby, though.

    42. scaatyrc says – reply to this


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      She doesnt look like she needs a "mouthpiece" to me. She'll be glad she can dye her hair again now.

    43. clueless says – reply to this


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      who is this chick