She Popped It Out!
Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Kerry Katona
Almost SIXTY hours after her water broke, U.K. trainwreck Kerry Katona finally gave birth on Friday evening.
It's a boy.
The child's name is Max Croft and he was born five weeks premature.
He weighs 5 lbs 4 oz.
Says Katona's rep: "It was a natural birth and mother and baby are doing well. Kerry and Mark are thrilled to bits."
We hope little Max is healthy!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Hope her fat ass is torn up!!!!
DRUGS PLEASE!!!
1st?
3
?
Poor kids.
Just like Britney's.
Get treatment, ASAP before your kids get taken away!!!!!!
you mean wieghs? haha
GOOD FOR HER!! THAT POOR CHILD
4 kids in 6 years?
Ever heard of birth control or a condom?
Good lord..
grammar police!!! you call yourself a legit journalist but you spell shit WAY wrong all the time. you spend all your time WEIGHing yourself that you neglect your profesisonality.
Why is an American site reporting on her? I use American websites to get away from stories about her.
WEIGHS not ways
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she's a chav, don't waste time posting about this stupid cunt of
a pikey from hell
when will you fuck off kerry? when?
she is not a celebrity, everybody hates this bitch.
Congrats on baby, hope he is healthy!
YOUR DAUGHTER SHE COME TO MY HOUSE AND SHE KICK MY DOG. AND NOW I WILL FUCK HER!!!!!!!
whats with everyone naming their kid Max? that name sucks
The poor baby is probably dying for a shot and a smoke!!!
Congrats!
'weighs.'
"ways" is spelled weighs….who's writing for you Perez???
And we're supposed to care, why exactly? Who is this person?
Who the hell cares?? The only reason I know this chick's name is because of your NUMEROUS mentions……..we don't care!
omg perez, please fix that "typo"…
Weighs, not ways
it's "weighs" dumbass
It's spelled "WEIGHS".
i like that "ways" means "weighs" in jolly old England
ANOTHER MAX?
First Christina Aguilera's baby is named Max, then one of Jennifer Lopez's twins is named Max, now THIS BABY is named Max? What's so great about 'Max' anyway? Celebrities should start looking into baby books more often and stop picking the same names as everyone else.
Right now that's another one knocked out, let's get on with the celebrations:
a few magazine articles, a tv special, a few more false rumours and then break out the wine, coke and frozen crappy Iceland food.
Please can someone stop this one from breeding, she is bad news
hey Perez, love you but learn to spell. seriously.
he weighs not he ways. you look illiterate and your job is writing.
Yuck, she's horrible. Poor Max.
its weighs.
Dear Perez, as all bloggers know…..spellcheck is your friend. Use it. The typos are getting a bit much these days
She fed her baby the white stuff before it was born….
Weighs!
ways????
WHO DAT!?
Who is the copy editor? Someone needs to be replace. There are way too many typos. You don't way yourself on a scale - you weigh yourself.
She is missing her lip gloss!!!! I stole it!!!
He ways????? Are you stupid or just a product of our public school system? it's spelled WEIGHS.
44th?
Who? Is she famous?
Congrats to her but….
Wassup with everybody naming their son MAX??? That is my Boss' Dogs name Max…SMMFH!!
"WEIGHS"
bust out the spellcheck, ace!!
Re: Lori – Same Here!!!
I never saw her before!!!
is there any justice in this world? she drunk, smoked and partied throughout her pregnancy yet her baby boy is completley healthy. However, millions of mothers who followed all the rules during their pregnancies have babies with disabilities and illnesses.
i hope she really appreciates this little boy. and lets hope that she doesn't have any more kids.
Weighs.
PEREZ> My GOD ,for an eduated man, learn how to spell. As an english major,this is HEARTWRENCHINg. WAYS? WEIGHS.
WHO is this chick? no idea. ??
Re: diana – You beat me to this.
Re: Kizzy –
Maybe that's because Perez and some other media elements blew up the story of her "drinking and doing drugs" way out of porportion.
Or maybe it's because she just has good genes.
Either way stop whining bitch.
honestly do u believe the News of the world?, there scum. Yeah she made mistakes but come on she paid for them but never when she was pregnant. Congrats to Kerry Mark and family x
Did you let Kanye write this one for you????
Perez that was not the proper "weigh" to spell the word weigh… silly goose.
Re: diana –
can u spell too?
Re: boregasm –
and just how is spell check going to catch "ways" v. "weighs"????
Alright, Perez I like you and BUT me being french I know how to write WEIGHS!!!! So should you babe!!! xD
Anywaysm I feel bad for that kids that got him mom DRKING and SMOKING while she was pregnant!!! IT`S SUX!!!!!!!!!
* * HAVE A HEALTHY PREGNANT BY BEING ACOHOL AND SMOKE FREE!! * *
take care!
Sweet
max??? sounds like dogs name.
60 hours?! Can you say cerebral palsy! No woman should be in labor for that long. The chances of having a baby with brain damage is very high! I hope that's not the case here.
* * HAVE A HEALTHY PREGNANCY BY BEING ALCOHOL AND SMOKE FREE!! * *
few mistakes here and there….
I lecture about writing and I can`t even do it right!! MOUHAHAHA
"He ways 5 lbs 4 oz."
What's wrong with this sentence, retard?
what is up with all these celebs naming their boys Max???
Perez i luv u but… He ways???? WTF!
Re: she always –
Where to begin? She used to be in a pop group, got married to Brian from another pop group, got preggers, had baby, left group, group has lots of success, got preggers again, went on a reality show, met Jordan/Katie Price, couldn't eat kangaroo bollocks, won show, fronted cheapo frozen food supermarket ad series, falls out with Jordan/Katie Price, released rags to riches autobiography, got dumped by husband, met someone new, goes to rehab, gets pregnant, mother sells tell-all story, friend sells tell-all story, is touted in red-tops as a druggie, has baby, meets someone new (possibly)smokes and allegedly takes drugs whilst pregnant, gets reality series on MTV, goes to rehab, has baby 5 weeks early - names him Max.
Just think of her as a modern day Cinderella - just the Sally Jesse Raphael version
EARLY IS NOT THE SAME A PREMATURE!!! Max was early, but, from the sounds of it, is not premature. Open a book once in a while.
I hate to be the nerd to make a grammatical comment, but I'm going to anyway. "ways"??? NO! Its 'weighs" as in the baby weighs Xlbs.
You should hire this Canadian student to edit your posts, my love!
I'm addicted to you!
Krista
HAVING A CHILD IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST TIME IN ANYONE'S LIFE. FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE, LEAVE PREGNANT AND NEW MOMS ALONE. PEOPLE WHO ATTACK NEW MOMS AND PREGNANT WOMEN MUST MUST REALLY HATE CHILDREN AND THEIR OWN MOTHERS. I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
WTF??? Who is this… .and why are we talking about her?
Wow, he ways 5 lbs….. how much does he weigh? Polluting the world with trashy gossip is fine, but watch you grammar and punctuation–kids are reading.
Christina, JLO, now this chick all name their kid MAX! WTF
WAYS…..LMAO!!!
you spelled "weighs" wrong you stupid fuck.
Dude, you've gotta learn how to spell!
That's a cute jacket and sweater combination.
this pig should be shot. i feel bad for her son.
she's named him max after the most important person in her life - her publicist and PR bloke max clifford. that just says it all really.
I hope her kid grows up to be as messed up as you Perez, so she can learn a lesson about how to fucking be an adult and not fuck up her kid when he wasn't even born. Dumb bitch deserves to have her kid taken away.
Re: LittleRed – Spell check wouldn't have worked with this as "ways" is a legitimate word, but you are correct this asshole probably can't read either so the site is probably ghost-written. He is probably sleeping most of the time due to snooping on otherpeople 's business .
its WEIGHS not WAYS, retard. GO BACK TO SCHOOL FATASS.
ways?
Re: LEAVE THE LADY ALONE –
Wow, so you're pretty stupid. I guess when you see a mom beating her kid in a store you think she's doing a pretty good job exercising those parenting skills. *slow clap*
Mario , que paso?!!
I was so happy you were a latino ayer and now you spelled weighs as ways?!
Can I be your spell checker please?
Come on! Llamame!
♥ you mucho!
learn how to spell "weighs" please
Sorry, correction for rehab replace with the words addiction and depression treatment facility often frequented by celebs.
Another Max…how original.
Perez, you are illiterate at times. It's WEIGHS…not ways.
WEIGHS not ways hahaha come on man u went to school Mario…
all that hair dye made you dumb as shitt. hhahahahahaha
Yes, because giving birth five weeks early is a *natural birth*
Re: boregasm –
Uhh…spell check wouldn't have caught that. Duh.
He was born premature because he was in there screaming, "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! SHE'S KILLING ME!!!"
Re: huh?? –
No, YOU should be shot for being such an ignorant piece of shit. You really have no idea what really happened or what the circumstances were other than the shit coming from this slandering fat whale blogger and you're asking her to be killed. What a moron you are.
No decent hospital will allow a baby to stay in the mother more than 24 or so hours after her water breaks due to high risk of infection. So is the 60 hours after her water broke true or was it actually 60 hours of labor? Big difference. Either way, hope her baby is healthy.
Of course he was early. He wanted to get the Hell out of there!
um, "ways"? it's weighs. jesus perez.
He "ways" …. ??? Good thing you went to skewl, dildz!
Congrats…hope the baby is doing well with no birth defects.
Perezzie, love you but it's "weighs" not "ways".
LOVE
He "ways?" Perez has to go back to 3rd grade.
My water broke 9 DAYS before I gave birth to my twins. 60 hours is nothing!
premature tiny baby realized it would be better/healthier outside the womb!
Perez I love you, but please, it is WEIGHS NOT WAYS! That's pretty bad … I am an editor, I should know!
Re: cross_buster – I GUESS TO YOU PUBLIC PERSECUTION OF SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEIR FAMOUS IS OK. YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEARN A BIT OF EMPATHY EVEN FOR THOSE YOU DON'T LIKE SO MUCH.
hahahahaha
i find it very funny that all mentions of the UK have SOMETHING to do with drugs.
hey come to england everybody.
you will get drugs.
coz thats the truth really people.