She Popped It Out!

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia > Kerry Katona

Almost SIXTY hours after her water broke, U.K. trainwreck Kerry Katona finally gave birth on Friday evening.

It's a boy.

The child's name is Max Croft and he was born five weeks premature.

He weighs 5 lbs 4 oz.

Says Katona's rep: "It was a natural birth and mother and baby are doing well. Kerry and Mark are thrilled to bits."

We hope little Max is healthy!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm / Email this »

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ArmPitt™ says – reply to this

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Hope her fat ass is torn up!!!!
DRUGS PLEASE!!!
lala says – reply to this

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1st?
malee says – reply to this

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3
?
sdflkj says – reply to this

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Poor kids.
Just like Britney's.
Get treatment, ASAP before your kids get taken away!!!!!!
diana says – reply to this

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you mean wieghs? haha
KACEY says – reply to this

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GOOD FOR HER!! THAT POOR CHILD
sdfljk says – reply to this

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4 kids in 6 years?
Ever heard of birth control or a condom?
Good lord..
annie m says – reply to this

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grammar police!!! you call yourself a legit journalist but you spell shit WAY wrong all the time. you spend all your time WEIGHing yourself that you neglect your profesisonality.
Maria says – reply to this

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Why is an American site reporting on her? I use American websites to get away from stories about her.
val says – reply to this

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WEIGHS not ways
UKer says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
she's a chav, don't waste time posting about this stupid cunt of
a pikey from hell
when will you fuck off kerry? when?
she is not a celebrity, everybody hates this bitch.
Daisy says – reply to this

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Congrats on baby, hope he is healthy!
ABDUL says – reply to this

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YOUR DAUGHTER SHE COME TO MY HOUSE AND SHE KICK MY DOG. AND NOW I WILL FUCK HER!!!!!!!
lizz says – reply to this

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whats with everyone naming their kid Max? that name sucks
gfh says – reply to this

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The poor baby is probably dying for a shot and a smoke!!!
Cari says – reply to this

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Congrats!
cindy. says – reply to this

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'weighs.'
Connie says – reply to this

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"ways" is spelled weighs….who's writing for you Perez???
Kent says – reply to this

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And we're supposed to care, why exactly? Who is this person?
Lori says – reply to this

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Who the hell cares?? The only reason I know this chick's name is because of your NUMEROUS mentions……..we don't care!
weighs... says – reply to this

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omg perez, please fix that "typo"…
Kate says – reply to this

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Weighs, not ways
rachel says – reply to this

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it's "weighs" dumbass
blahblah says – reply to this

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It's spelled "WEIGHS".
Ferg says – reply to this

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i like that "ways" means "weighs" in jolly old England
Kyle says – reply to this

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ANOTHER MAX?

First Christina Aguilera's baby is named Max, then one of Jennifer Lopez's twins is named Max, now THIS BABY is named Max? What's so great about 'Max' anyway? Celebrities should start looking into baby books more often and stop picking the same names as everyone else.
bagpuss says – reply to this

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Right now that's another one knocked out, let's get on with the celebrations:
a few magazine articles, a tv special, a few more false rumours and then break out the wine, coke and frozen crappy Iceland food.
Please can someone stop this one from breeding, she is bad news
michi says – reply to this

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hey Perez, love you but learn to spell. seriously.

he weighs not he ways. you look illiterate and your job is writing.
mismac says – reply to this

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Yuck, she's horrible. Poor Max.
jj says – reply to this

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its weighs.
LittleRed says – reply to this

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Dear Perez, as all bloggers know…..spellcheck is your friend. Use it. The typos are getting a bit much these days
kerry needs a diet says – reply to this

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She fed her baby the white stuff before it was born….
Cindy says – reply to this

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Weighs!
Bored at work says – reply to this

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ways????
she always says – reply to this

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WHO DAT!?
Amanda says – reply to this

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Who is the copy editor? Someone needs to be replace. There are way too many typos. You don't way yourself on a scale - you weigh yourself.
knifelicker.com says – reply to this

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She is missing her lip gloss!!!! I stole it!!!
leave it to beavers says – reply to this

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He ways????? Are you stupid or just a product of our public school system? it's spelled WEIGHS.
yo says – reply to this

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44th?
Jes says – reply to this

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Who? Is she famous?
SylentDreamz says – reply to this

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Congrats to her but….

Wassup with everybody naming their son MAX??? That is my Boss' Dogs name Max…SMMFH!!
boregasm says – reply to this

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"WEIGHS"
bust out the spellcheck, ace!!
Yeah says – reply to this

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Re: Lori – Same Here!!!
I never saw her before!!!
Kizzy says – reply to this

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is there any justice in this world? she drunk, smoked and partied throughout her pregnancy yet her baby boy is completley healthy. However, millions of mothers who followed all the rules during their pregnancies have babies with disabilities and illnesses.
i hope she really appreciates this little boy. and lets hope that she doesn't have any more kids.
J says – reply to this

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Weighs.
Kristy says – reply to this

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PEREZ> My GOD ,for an eduated man, learn how to spell. As an english major,this is HEARTWRENCHINg. WAYS? WEIGHS.
MANhattan says – reply to this

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WHO is this chick? no idea. ??
ak1219 says – reply to this

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Re: diana – You beat me to this.
Rukot says – reply to this

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Re: Kizzy –

Maybe that's because Perez and some other media elements blew up the story of her "drinking and doing drugs" way out of porportion.

Or maybe it's because she just has good genes.

Either way stop whining bitch.
barker girl says – reply to this

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honestly do u believe the News of the world?, there scum. Yeah she made mistakes but come on she paid for them but never when she was pregnant. Congrats to Kerry Mark and family x
m says – reply to this

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Did you let Kanye write this one for you????
JohnC says – reply to this

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Perez that was not the proper "weigh" to spell the word weigh… silly goose.
SMODO says – reply to this

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Re: diana –
can u spell too?
smodo says – reply to this

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Re: boregasm –
and just how is spell check going to catch "ways" v. "weighs"????
Sweet says – reply to this

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Alright, Perez I like you and BUT me being french I know how to write WEIGHS!!!! So should you babe!!! xD

Anywaysm I feel bad for that kids that got him mom DRKING and SMOKING while she was pregnant!!! IT`S SUX!!!!!!!!!

* * HAVE A HEALTHY PREGNANT BY BEING ACOHOL AND SMOKE FREE!! * *

take care!
Sweet
anon says – reply to this

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max??? sounds like dogs name.
60 hours says – reply to this

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60 hours?! Can you say cerebral palsy! No woman should be in labor for that long. The chances of having a baby with brain damage is very high! I hope that's not the case here.
Sweet says – reply to this

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* * HAVE A HEALTHY PREGNANCY BY BEING ALCOHOL AND SMOKE FREE!! * *

few mistakes here and there….
I lecture about writing and I can`t even do it right!! MOUHAHAHA
LEARN HOW TO WRITE PEREZ says – reply to this

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"He ways 5 lbs 4 oz."
What's wrong with this sentence, retard?
Kari22 says – reply to this

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what is up with all these celebs naming their boys Max???
Christina says – reply to this

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Perez i luv u but… He ways???? WTF!
erthica says – reply to this

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Re: she always –
Where to begin? She used to be in a pop group, got married to Brian from another pop group, got preggers, had baby, left group, group has lots of success, got preggers again, went on a reality show, met Jordan/Katie Price, couldn't eat kangaroo bollocks, won show, fronted cheapo frozen food supermarket ad series, falls out with Jordan/Katie Price, released rags to riches autobiography, got dumped by husband, met someone new, goes to rehab, gets pregnant, mother sells tell-all story, friend sells tell-all story, is touted in red-tops as a druggie, has baby, meets someone new (possibly)smokes and allegedly takes drugs whilst pregnant, gets reality series on MTV, goes to rehab, has baby 5 weeks early - names him Max.

Just think of her as a modern day Cinderella - just the Sally Jesse Raphael version
Jamie says – reply to this

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EARLY IS NOT THE SAME A PREMATURE!!! Max was early, but, from the sounds of it, is not premature. Open a book once in a while.
Krista says – reply to this

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I hate to be the nerd to make a grammatical comment, but I'm going to anyway. "ways"??? NO! Its 'weighs" as in the baby weighs Xlbs.

You should hire this Canadian student to edit your posts, my love!

I'm addicted to you!
Krista
LEAVE THE LADY ALONE says – reply to this

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HAVING A CHILD IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE HAPPIEST TIME IN ANYONE'S LIFE. FOR GOD'S SAKE PEOPLE, LEAVE PREGNANT AND NEW MOMS ALONE. PEOPLE WHO ATTACK NEW MOMS AND PREGNANT WOMEN MUST MUST REALLY HATE CHILDREN AND THEIR OWN MOTHERS. I KNOW I'M RIGHT.
Rozzy says – reply to this

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WTF??? Who is this… .and why are we talking about her?
grammarpolice says – reply to this

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Wow, he ways 5 lbs….. how much does he weigh? Polluting the world with trashy gossip is fine, but watch you grammar and punctuation–kids are reading.
alexis says – reply to this

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Christina, JLO, now this chick all name their kid MAX! WTF
COCOBee says – reply to this

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WAYS…..LMAO!!!
Danielle says – reply to this

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you spelled "weighs" wrong you stupid fuck.
Jan says – reply to this

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Dude, you've gotta learn how to spell!
bebe says – reply to this

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That's a cute jacket and sweater combination.
huh?? says – reply to this

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this pig should be shot. i feel bad for her son.
emma says – reply to this

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she's named him max after the most important person in her life - her publicist and PR bloke max clifford. that just says it all really.
cross_buster says – reply to this

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I hope her kid grows up to be as messed up as you Perez, so she can learn a lesson about how to fucking be an adult and not fuck up her kid when he wasn't even born. Dumb bitch deserves to have her kid taken away.
bigmax says – reply to this

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Re: LittleRed – Spell check wouldn't have worked with this as "ways" is a legitimate word, but you are correct this asshole probably can't read either so the site is probably ghost-written. He is probably sleeping most of the time due to snooping on otherpeople 's business .
biance says – reply to this

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its WEIGHS not WAYS, retard. GO BACK TO SCHOOL FATASS.
buhbye! says – reply to this

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ways?
cross_buster says – reply to this

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Re: LEAVE THE LADY ALONE –
Wow, so you're pretty stupid. I guess when you see a mom beating her kid in a store you think she's doing a pretty good job exercising those parenting skills. *slow clap*
sadny says – reply to this

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Mario , que paso?!!

I was so happy you were a latino ayer and now you spelled weighs as ways?!

Can I be your spell checker please?
Come on! Llamame!
♥ you mucho!
Jane says – reply to this

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learn how to spell "weighs" please
erthica says – reply to this

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Sorry, correction for rehab replace with the words addiction and depression treatment facility often frequented by celebs.
Melissa says – reply to this

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Another Max…how original.
Diane says – reply to this

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Perez, you are illiterate at times. It's WEIGHS…not ways.
WEIGHS not ways says – reply to this

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WEIGHS not ways hahaha come on man u went to school Mario…
all that hair dye made you dumb as shitt. hhahahahahaha
Ambs says – reply to this

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Yes, because giving birth five weeks early is a *natural birth*
Melissa says – reply to this

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Re: boregasm –

Uhh…spell check wouldn't have caught that. Duh.
Kimmy Gibbler says – reply to this

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He was born premature because he was in there screaming, "GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!! SHE'S KILLING ME!!!"
Eave says – reply to this

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Re: huh?? –

No, YOU should be shot for being such an ignorant piece of shit. You really have no idea what really happened or what the circumstances were other than the shit coming from this slandering fat whale blogger and you're asking her to be killed. What a moron you are.
Terry says – reply to this

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No decent hospital will allow a baby to stay in the mother more than 24 or so hours after her water breaks due to high risk of infection. So is the 60 hours after her water broke true or was it actually 60 hours of labor? Big difference. Either way, hope her baby is healthy.
Hyde says – reply to this

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Of course he was early. He wanted to get the Hell out of there!
spelling and grammar says – reply to this

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um, "ways"? it's weighs. jesus perez.
Ginger says – reply to this

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He "ways" …. ??? Good thing you went to skewl, dildz!
Emily says – reply to this

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Congrats…hope the baby is doing well with no birth defects.

Perezzie, love you but it's "weighs" not "ways".

LOVE
Rach says – reply to this

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He "ways?" Perez has to go back to 3rd grade.
ma says – reply to this

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My water broke 9 DAYS before I gave birth to my twins. 60 hours is nothing!
loveMaegan.com says – reply to this

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premature tiny baby realized it would be better/healthier outside the womb!
Jean says – reply to this

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Perez I love you, but please, it is WEIGHS NOT WAYS! That's pretty bad … I am an editor, I should know!
PUBLIC PERSECUTION says – reply to this

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Re: cross_buster – I GUESS TO YOU PUBLIC PERSECUTION OF SOMEONE JUST BECAUSE THEIR FAMOUS IS OK. YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEARN A BIT OF EMPATHY EVEN FOR THOSE YOU DON'T LIKE SO MUCH.
me says – reply to this

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hahahahaha
i find it very funny that all mentions of the UK have SOMETHING to do with drugs.
hey come to england everybody.
you will get drugs.

coz thats the truth really people.

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