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Filed under: Love Line > Cameron Diaz > Gerard Butler

According to multiple reports, Cameron Diaz is dating 300 hottie Gerard Butler.

However, if they really are, they definitely don't want you to know about it!

"If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I'm fuking my dog!," Butler answered when asked by the paparazzi on Thursday about his relationship with Diaz.

Hey, that's no way to talk about Cammie…or your other dog!

[Images via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 11, 2008 at 5:23 pm / Email this »

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postwatcher says – reply to this

101

PEREZ…REMOVE #17

1ST OF ALL HE IS A RACIST
2ND OF ALL THOSE COMMENTS SOUND LIKE HE IS A SERIAL KILLER.

EVERYONE PLEASE JOIN ME IN GETTING POST #17 DELETED
postwatcher says – reply to this

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Perez….you are going to lose all your advertisers if you let those freaks like post.

I see an advertisement from Clinique. #17 comments may be childish, but they also have a severe BRUTALITY AGAINST WOMEN.

You will lose your advertisers who have big budgets if you allow that kind of trash. #17 CROSSED THE LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
poopiepants says – reply to this

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Re: N1GGA WHAT?! –
Jesus, you've got quite the imagination. Cans of chili? I hope its not the "CHUNKY" brand.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I WANT TO BE HIS DOG!!!!!! TEE HEE. I WANT TO DO THINGS WITH HIM THAT COULD GET US ARRESTED IN EGYPT.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: postwatcher – DO YOU THINK HE SOULD ALSO BAN THE GUY THAT GOES AS "OPRAH" AND CALLS ME A FAG AND SAYS I SHOULD DIE OF AIDS? HE ALSO USES THE "N" WORD AND CALLS BLACK PEOPLE "PORCH MONKEYS"….I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I STOPPED COMING TO THIS SITE FOR A WEEK AND I THINK I'M MORE VALUABLE HERE THAN THAT RACIST WELFARE BITCH BOY!!! I WANT TO FIND OUT WHO HE IS AND KNOCK HIM UPSIDE HIS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD. IF I FIND HIM WE'LL SEE HOW BADASS HE IS THEN.
cocoa pops says – reply to this

106

Charming is dead ! Cameron he is definetly not the one.
Rianne says – reply to this

107

Still don't see them together….
I just can't….
He's too HOTT for her anyways….LOL!!!
NOT VERY NICE OF HIM says – reply to this

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dayum he said that?
YOU MUST BE REALLY SICK says – reply to this

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Re: N1GGA WHAT?! –

YOU ARE A DUMB BITCH!
smiff says – reply to this

110

what is fuking???
demi says – reply to this

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ohmygawd SHE IS an EFFING SKANK!
Yak says – reply to this

112

Never heard of this dude but at least he looks like a man instead of that doofus peachfuzz boy Timberlake. What was she thinking with him?
TorontoPerezFan says – reply to this

113

Whoa, movin on up!
From 12 yr old lookin Justin to a Man.
You go Girl!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: TorontoPerezFan – #117 YES LORD GIRL! HE IS QUITE A MAN ISN'T HE? I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM ROCK A PAIR OF TIGHT BIKE SHORTS. HUBBA HUBBA.
judith says – reply to this

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I can't stand her—she looks like a frog.
He Could Do Better Than Her, He Could Do Me says – reply to this

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Re: N1GGA WHAT?! – Number 17, that's some good stuff. Polish it up a bit. Make it a little more gross. A little more bizarre. And hit us with some more. That's really some hilarious stuff to brighten up the day. Beats some of the other petty wormy shit people post.
postwatcher Is A 40 Year Old Virgin In Mamie Dowd Eisenhower Glasses Who Never Leaves The House says – reply to this

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Re: postwatcher – Number 105, etc. Shut The Fuck Up. We come here to laugh and write what we want. To read what we want. And tolerate what we don't want or agree with. It should be no surprise to anyone that only a 21st century gay male like Perez/Mario would be philosophically sophisticated enough to be the only person in the world to have a site quite like this. We in the United States are privileged, and Perez is merely one of a few facilitators of our immense freedom. Who the fuck appointed you Hall Monitor, Teacher's Pet, or Tattle-Tail? Go bury yourself alive.
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Re: N1GGA WHAT?! – Number 17, is it just the chili,…unopened cans of chili,…or empty chili cans…??? And how many? And has she been bad? Naughty? Is she being punished? And for what? Your posting has me laughing and day dreaming.
Little Red Riding Hood Said What A Big Mouth You Have Grandma says – reply to this

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Re: judith – #119, Yeah because her mouth is as wide as her head. But then, maybe a girl needs a mouth that big for Mr. Butler. IF you know what I mean.
Unfortunately 102, The Answer Is Because People Want Chaos, Indignity, And The Following says – reply to this

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Vice President — Michelle “James Brown” Obama
Secretary of State — Al Sharpton (Ambassador to Queens, Kings, Premiers, Presidents, Prime Ministers, and Foreign Heads of State) 
Secretary of the Treasury — Wesley Snipes (Handles All Our Money)
 Secretary of Defense — Louis Farakhan (Will Rid World Of All International Whites) 
Attorney General — Star Jones ( “She Said She’s A Lawyer”; from Crazytown, USA) 
Secretary of the Interior — Don King (All Around Good Ole Crazy Guy) 
Secretary of Agriculture — Snoop Dawg (He Will Be In Charge Of “Growing Stuff”)
 Secretary of Commerce — Kanye West (Can’t Get Along With Nobody, Pissed he’s Not The Prez) 
Secretary of Labor — K-Fed (Token Honky—Never Works , But Always Looks Cool) 
Secretary of Health and Human Services — Mike Tyson (Knocks People Out; Bites Their Ears Off) 
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development — Michael Jackson (Knows About Houses & Kids & Stuff)
Secretary of Transportation — 50 cent  (That’s How He Rolls)
Secretary of Energy — Barry Bonds (Keeps Cabinet Supplied With Steroids & Cocaine) 
Secretary of Education — Reverend James Meeks (Will Rid World Of All Homosexuals AND Homosexuality)
 Secretary of Veterans Affairs — Jesse Jackson (Cause He’s The Oldest, And Has To Be Something) 
Secretary of Homeland Security — Reverend Jeremiah Wright (Will Rid World Of All Domestic Whites)
For 102, Answer Part 2 : Every Choice Has Its Long Term Consequences says – reply to this

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This Crazy Cluster-Fuck of Idiots is heading our way like a freight train, if we don't do something. Besides, what honest, wise, intellectual, experienced dignitary or statesman WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD COMMITTING POLITICAL SUICIDE BY ACCEPTING A POSITION ON HUSSEIN'S CABINET !!! SOMEBODY needs to wake up and start looking at the World Chaos that will DEFINITELY arrive with Hussein Obama in the White House. Can’t anybody see past the end of their nose?
knifelicker.com says – reply to this

122

She's a gross skank! I delivered food to her room in New Orleans and she gave me a $3 tip on a $100 check!!!!
elisha says – reply to this

123

uuugh cameron diaz is like the ugliest girl in hollywood…her smile is WAY TOO BIG FOR HER UGLY FACE.
He's An Ass says – reply to this

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i can't stand him. he is one of the most arrogant actors in hollywood. i am also still pissed at him for butchering phantom of the opera.
Lise says – reply to this

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Perez, you need to learn to spell what the **** is Fuking?

It sounds Chinese, or like a new way to spew!
You make me laugh, your intellect ass-tounds me.
You should have a Perez Dick-tion-Fairy to translate all the new words you fuk up………..
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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i'm a homosexual and i love to get my salad tossed by a boyfriend. he eating my asshole and i eating his asshole
jezebel says – reply to this

127

Wroof, doggie style with Gerard. me like….
LeAnne says – reply to this

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She's not his type. He has a preference for girls of the African persuasion. More power to him. Haaaay! Gerald his hawt!
postwatcher says – reply to this

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Re: postwatcher Is A 40 Year Old Virgin In Mamie Dowd Eisenhower Glasses Who Never Leaves The House –

Hey MFCSer….the only people that agree with #17 are people who CAN'T GET A WOMAN! GIRLS PUKE AT THE SIGHT OF PEOPLE LIKE#17. That is why people like you and #17 are the VIRGINS. Nobody want to f*** you so you have to make up a bunch of MYSOGYNIST BRUTAL WOMAN HATING BULLCRAP…..go back to your porn sites and STFU!
TonyD says – reply to this

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SPARTANS!!!!!…………….you know the rest. It's probably a mutual BJ session, nothing serious. You know how they do it in the "Wood"!
cari says – reply to this

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She deserves a HOTT f'n stud like Gerard Butler. I'm jealous ’cause he's GORGEOUS. So is she…I hope they are together & that they'll be happy!
jen says – reply to this

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hmmm, why so defensive then? Who cares anyway…
Dealio says – reply to this

133

This is all hype. He's actually dating a nobody named Brittany. Someone should ask him about her and see how he responds….
Z says – reply to this

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I wonder if he will be running to console Miss Diaz now her father died unexpectedly today.

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