Babies In The Air

Must be the weather!
Cate Blanchett gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Sunday.
Ignatius Martin Upton is the third child for the actress and playwright Andrew Upton.
And, Full House alum Jodie Sweetin delivered her first child this weekend, a girl named Zoie.
Her husband is some loser.
Congrats to both couples!
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hey girlfriends~
FIRST bitchess!
Good for Cate!
congrats
Pregnant (sperminated) women need to stay home! They are just fucking nasty!
poop
First
what kind of name is thaT?? !!!
Dear Perez,
I am a big fan…but lately…slow updates…I love you, but the site is becoming much less of a gossip site and much more of a you-promoting site.
And what's with the Most Emailed Posts??? Is that really interesting enough to make entire regular entries about?
i loved full house
gr8 4 her
i can't believe i am one of the first, well she looks really pregnant, glad she had a baby.
yay! congrats to her.
FIRST
Perez- look in the mirror before you call someone a loser. Do you know him? No. This site becomes trashier by the day.
And lets also give congrats to all the other of hundred of women who gave birth over the weekend.
thats kind of a random way to spell zoe. she added an extra vowel, i think ?
First…. So happy for both of them!! Love them both
finally
my dream came true1! deems
I bet she and the fetus inside her would thoroughly enjoy it if a cucumber was forced into her vagina. The fat, ripe cucumber would create a large gaping hole which feces would then, obviously, be shoved into. Miss Blanchett would scream in a mixture of pain and delight, and I would then proceed to bite off her clitoris and eat it for supper.
Ignatius???
congrats to both
Re: Cucumber –
Yummy.
"Her husband is some loser."
As opposed to being a fat, ugly, cock-smoker, who's used up 14 of his fifteen minutes of fame?
Perez, why call her husband a loser? After seeing your comment I looked online to see if I could find some kind of story to see if her husband was a drug addict, or some kind of violent offender…but couldn't find anything. So, what qualifies a loser to you? Someone not in show business? Someone that you can't really gossip about? Someone not interesting to you? Is that a loser? I kind of dig reading your blogs….but sometimes you throw in a really random comment that throws me. What gives?
I LOVE STEPHANIE TANNER
…so jodie sweetin's husband is "some loser" because he isn't a celebrity or plastered all over the tabloids? huh. that's stupid.
Stephanie Tanner had a kid, how rude!!!!
her feet look so gross
You out of all people should refrain from calling anyone a loser. You're fat as fuck, ugly, and post about celebs all day. At least the guy has a REAL job. can you say the same you fat piece of shit.
…"some loser?"…Perez….really….do I need to wash yer typing fingers with soap?
Congratulations to alll….
Set designer = loser? Whatever. Judge much?
"Her husband is some loser"…loves it…I just can't look at Stephanie Tanner the same way after I heard about her being a meth addict once.
love you perez but… as someone going into the art direction industry, without people like set and production designers, the movies you love, filled with the celebrities you talk about, would be nothing without art direction….
jodie's husband contributes to part of what makes a movie beautiful… a camera can only do so much on it's own. we construct images!
and might i add, become a top production designer and you've got some hefty $$ coming your way.
The Audi in the background looks distorted.
i love that name!
good for cate.
shes wonderful.
mario why are you such a hater? were you teased or bullied as a child? get help, karma's a bitch
Re: alexcutter – hahaha are we talking about perez? too funny!
Perez, it'd be nice if you went back to gossiping instead of all this self-promotion, honestly. I'm getting bored of reading your site and so are the other ladies in my class.
stephanie had a baby? how rude!
Re: marcy –
Marcy, thanks for defending a fellow artist (I'm a graphic designer myself). Although….I don't think I would try to convince anyone that Jodie's husband isn't a loser based on how much money he might or might not pull in…not a good argument. Any honorable profession is a good one, regardless of pay. Perez, I've got a good idea for a blog. Why don't you title it "top 100 reasons anyone who reads my blogs are losers". Start it with "you're a set designer" and then go from there. Maybe you'll eventually get to "you're a cop", "you're a teacher", and "you make less than $100,000 a year". Mmmmm build a nice argument for all of us to understand…
you know, perez calling the guy a "loser" can translate into us being called losers. the readers, that's right. way to go, jackass
in addition, those of you who bag on perez on said comment page.. you ought to undertsand that you're hear reading, and participating.. no? way to fuel his fire lol
Re: amak15 –
here** my bad
is that what is on the birth certificate..some loser??
This picture is gross. Whatever happenned to maternity clothes? I don't want to see big pregnant bellies with the belly buttons sticking out any more than I want to see a woman breastfeeding in public. Cover it up.
I hope Cate calls him "Iggie"! Cool name!
dont make fun of cate! she can do whatever the fuck she wants!
and i agree, just because we dont know him doesnt mean he's a loser. but i cant really say because i dont know anything about him. maybe he is-maybe he isnt but thats non of anyones business.
actually, non of this is anyones business.
we should all stay out of everyones lives.
Yeah… That kid's not going to get his ass kicked in High School…
why is he a loser mario fatfuck? i hate you, and only come to your site to post hatefull comments about you. can't wait till you develop a heroin habit or whatever takes you down. you are human pablum
wow what a name, poor kid
Re: Cassie – so i guess you can't look at perez the same way anymore because he used to be a meth addict too? didn't know that? yah, his habit was so bad he stole checks from his roommate to pay for it. you stupid fucking sow.
I said it once, now I'll say it again: Jodi should have named the baby girl Crystal!
Re: Cassie – so i guess you can't look at perez the same way anymore because he used to be a meth addict too? didn't know that? yah, his habit was so bad he stole checks from his roommate to pay for it. you stupid effing sow.
speaking of losers, you are one big fat piece of shit of one for saying those stupid remarks about the Full House couple, how fucking ignorant are you to say such a immature thing about a couple that just had a baby. It just shows what kinda gross fat greedy ignorant person you truly are and you have the personality of a tranny cunt.
perez,
speaking of LOSERS, have you looked in a mirror lately??
i used to love yer site b/c you were cool but now yer like the highschool prom queen who let the bullshit get to her head. you bully people, and now yer pretty much an assholio with all yer self-promotion n whatnot…
you WERE a lot of fun but now, really, yer just another cog in the bullshit machine…not a journalist at all…
*sigh*
i REALLY used to like you but with yer "jodie sweetin's husband is some loser," and yer "bullying tina on youtube" thing and yer calling all okies idiots n whatnot…
you undermine yer own credibility, MARIO…what a feckin WASTE, 'bro.
Re: Ricky – I kno tonnes of people who are called Ignatius its not that bad
The boy's name Ignatius is pronounced eeg-NAH-see-ers.
Come on guys Perez calling Ms. Sweetins husband a loser is just Perez being Perez, thats why we have all read this blog, he says what he wants because, well…he can. If you want just the facts then click on US weekly online…they will gush it up for you!
P.S. Cucumber should be banned…his/her comments are really boring and beneath the entertainment value of this blog…
Re: sparky – Totally whack! It was just the subject of much discussion online that Perez is getting a little soft and cuddly…frankly I like the, well "frank" Perez…go read www.peopleonline.com, for your gossip/commercial enjoyment…
Re: Jen – Perez…Who are you to call someone you don't know "some loser"
"Her husband is some loser."
why so mean?? what did he do to you??? not classy at all, Perez…
Why the hell do these people feel the need to create their own social experiment by giving their child some bizarre name? what's wrong with the myriad of choices that won't get his Ass beaten to a pulp?
"…Jodie Sweetin delivered her first child this weekend, a girl named Zoie.
HER HUSBAND IS SOME LOSER."
PEREZ YOU'RE THE LOSER. WHO'S THE ONE WHOS BECOME A FATHER???!! NO SHIT, IT AINT YOU, THATS FOR SURE. You're comments on ppl are getting too much, and guess what no one cares about what you think. We all enter perezhilton.com to see the PICTURES of some of our fav celebrities. Shit Im so tired of this site. Not gonna visit it anymore. Its C-R-A-P. Godday m8
Re: sparky – DAMN RIGHT MAN. YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
LET ME GUESS, HIS NAME IS MAX………………
stop breeding! there are too many people!!!
OMFG…………..So wat if the guy is a fucking loser?
Re: dallasdude – i soooo agree with u.
I would love to have fucked Cate Blanchette pregnant.I would have shoved my foot and fisted her ANUS with it.All the while she is delivcering her baby early because I CAUSED her baby significant harm with my foot.
Re: Partick – Pregnant women are some of the most beautiful women on this earth, if it wasn't for a pregnant woman your sorry ass wouldn't have been born!
It's called the miracle of God, The gift of life,it's called creating a human being you sorry piece of shit!
Fuck you Mario (Perez). You are a fat piece of shit. I estimate you will be completely out of the public eye by 2010. Good luck getting a real job with your terrible haircut, bad skin, crooked teeth, and horrible attitude. Maybe you can get a job cleaning toilets or become a carny operating a Gravitron, hating on what kids are wearing.
As Jodie's Stephanie would say…"How Rude!!" Just because her husband isn't in the entertainment industry does not make him a loser. Quite the opposite actually…they have a greater chance of staying together. Get over yourself Perez!!
i'm sorry but who wants to look at that belly..plus she looks so sloppy..when i was pregnant i always looked nice..there are clothes out there that fit properly cate and they make them compy..no excuse to look like that in public and again the belly showimg is just nasty looking.
Honestly, how incredibly mean to call Jodie Sweetin's husband that. It sounds like they are very much in love, and he has an interesting sounding job… why would you think it's okay to do that? Especially when they are so happy with their new baby? I just hope word doesn't get to them and that they never read that.
POOR BABY. WHY??? WHAT HAPPEN TO JOHN AND SUSAN? I CELEBRITIES ARE ULTRA COOL WITH SHIZ LIKE MOSES AND IGNIAUIS. COME ON…….THINK ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
Do you even know Jody Sweetins husband? Kinda unfair calling him a loser.
Re: HBIC – Well, praise Allah! You made me see the light…NOT! Fuck off you fucktard! No one cares what you think. It is just a fact that pregnant women are nasty to look at! Get over it!
Jodie Sweetin is a loser as well….sneaky crystal meth junkie
i'm pretty sure Jodie's husband is a police officer… so that's kinda crappy to be calling HIM a loser.
IGNATIUS?! How horrible!!!!
I do believe Perez called him a loser…cause he produced a girl as opposed to Kate Hudson's hubby producing three boys…
your a pig Perez… Jodie Sweeten is married to a police officer… how is he a loser? what did your parents do again? oh ya… your dad abandoned you and your mom is a fat whore!! fuck oFf@!
Her husband is some loser? How do you know? Wow… you really are an asshole. Good thing people dont really listen to you.
well thats a fucked up name.
Kate…has some…issues!!!
hahaha funny, you crack me up! classic-retro perez! i like the meanness, its one of the reasons I started reading perez. I don't know what that makes me but PEREZ YOU'RE THE BEST!
Cate Blanchett gave birth to a healthy baby boy on Sunday on the rear bumper of this Audi….sorry, couldn't help it
What a disgusting picture. Can't these bitches buy maternity clothes? GROSS!
Her husband is some loser? That's just mean. I seriously doubt he's any more of a loser than 99 percent of the people whose asses you kiss 24/7.
R.E cucumber:
WTF? there reallly r sum freaks on this site…