Fourth Time's The Charm???
Filed under: Old People
Senior citizen hocilaite Ivana Trump got married this past weekend at her ex-husband's ritzy Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida.
Her new husband, a nobody, is 20 years her junior.
We hope she signed a pre-nup!
Posted: April 13, 2008 at 12:23 pm
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Ain't it funny what money can buy?
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Re: krazihottkelli/bchygrl – zhut up you illiterate zlut!!
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FIRST HE"S SO HOT WHAT IS HE DOING>
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This bitch shits dust!!!
He has got to be a golddigger!!
AND A REPUBLICUNT
Re: make me u fuck – OH….My bad…..you're a whore that can't zpell!!
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…and I hope that god-awful hat came with a receit! First!
Who looks that glum at their wedding? Both of them look so sad.
Ha, they look real happy.
How old IS she? Looks like 80….
how old is she? 60?
google KIARA NOWLIN
Re: FU Kelli –
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ummm, they got married at Donald Trumps place in Florida. Isn't that weird that she got married at her ex husband place? Ummmm I wonder if he gave her a DISCOUNT!!!
her daughter is fine!!!
she is soooooo creepy looking she looks like a damn skeleton on crack!
What the hell is on her head?
men do it all the time.
why can't women?
Disgusting. I am sorry but if a week b4 the wedding you have a fight that is so bad you call the cops then thats a sign you should not be married. Plus , well, the obvious.
so we're going to strike Iran
according to Pat Bucannan..
we have to stop this before
October or it's too late.
Why don't you people complain when it is George Cloony and his new gf? The age difference is the same if not more. Double standard! It isn't any of our business who they are with!
Can we get a better picture of her, for Pete's sake!
………OH FUCK, GIVE THE OL' GIRL SOME PROPS. IF 'THE DONALD' CAN HAVE HIS TROPHY WHORE FUCKS AND "TRUMP PUMPS" AND MARRY A FEW OF THEM (*COUGH,* MARLA…MELANIA….!!!YUK!!!), THEN WHY SHOULDN'T IVANA DO THE SAME. SHIT, SHE NEEDS A GOOD FUCK NOW AND THEN AS MUCH AS ANYONE!
………HHHMMMMMMM, I STILL WONDER IF SHE WORE THAT HAT ON THE HONEYMOON! THAT COULD BE A DEAL BREAKER.
that guy is WAY too hot to be with her… what the hell
Re: zo glad the zpelling makez u krazi – Believe me…..you being a retard doesn't bother me….just do the world a favor…..DON'T BREED!!!!
Donald's got that trophy slut Melania, or Melanoma or whatever (A cancer reference would be so ironically appropriate.), so let Ivana have her boy toy. Who is hurt by it?
perez I love your website to bits and pieces but get a little annoyed that you always call women old and senior citizens but never their male counterparts. If you're going to call Ivana a senior citizen then call Trump one too, if you're going to make fun of Demi Moore for being old then call Bruce Willis and George Clooney old as well. The world is already judgemental enough towards women.
Kelli its my general experience that people that call themselves "hotttttttt" generally are not……man, i can't stand worthless girls.
Her daughter, Ivanka, reminds me of Chelsea Clinton. If you look at pictures of them they look like sisters, but mainly it's their deep man voices. It always catches me off guard when I hear Ivanka speak, it's like where the hell is that voice coming from. Sooooo weird that she's a model, has to be from her celebrity.
Re: bubbzy –
George can flaunt all the girls he wantz..remember
Rock Hudson…? …..iz the new George…
come out already
Re: mandy –
I could take your man if I
wanted him, but I'm not like
that. Every guy that seez me
won't stop checkin me out…
Finally, we have to say…WHAT?
U WANT ZOMETHING? I could coz
zuck ka=oz..if I wanted to…
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Re: Becoz we know that George is Gay – It is just hard to believe that any self respecting gay man would have allowed her to wear that hat!
They did sign a Prenup, it was drawn up by Donald Trump. It was signed just hours before the wedding.
Really Kelli, you could "take my man" thats's the best you can come up with???? Being that you don't know me, him, anything, etc……that's the best you can do????? You're probably just some insignificant 14 year old wannabe hoe..
Re: Becoz we know that George is Gay – SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!SO TRUE!
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I'd rather fuck any reptile.
"her husband, a nobody.."…you are truly, utterly a digusting nobody…remember that karma's a bitch…payback will be yours
She looks like WHISTLER'S MOTHER'S GRANDMOTHER. But being one of the
RICHEST
COUGARS
in the world DOES have it perks–
he's an amazing HUNK OF MAN.
(And he looks just dumb enough to keep in line, for that "DOY" expression on his face is PRICELESS!)
Re: G.O.D. – Well you fucked me pretty well, and I just loved being a snake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: erma – only a true nobody would say that
he's a "nobody"….you're truly disgusting….remember, karma payback
AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN SCREWED OVER BY DONALD TRUMP, WHAT'S WRONG WITH, AT LEAST, BEING SCREWED BY A MUCH YOUNGER AND HOTTER GUY WHO CAN STILL GET IT UP? HMMMMMMMMMMM?
I've seen better necks cooking
Thanksgiving dinner.
Re: Becoz we know that George is Gay – George can "act" with his fruit flies all he wants. He is gay and everyone here in Hollyweird knows it. Reliable gay sources say he is, however, a terrific guy in bed or out of it. Just as nice to everyone as his personna suggests…and very funny. He may one day come out, but the pressure to keep up the 'stud' str8 guy image is enormous.
WHAT THIRTY FIVE YEAR OLD GUY WOULD WANT TO BE SCHLONGING A 59 YEAR OLD HAG???????? THAT IS NOT NORMAL, IT IS MORE PERVERTED THAN BEING GAY. HE WILL BE THE NEW HEATHER MILLS
Gee, doesn't he look ecstatic? He gets to look forward to Bingo night and Geritol. What is it with these Italian dudes? Do you really want the money that bad? She is a pretty women for his age…but this guy looks like her son. YUCK!
Hey, good for her! George Clooney is 20 yrs older than his flavor of the moment. If he maries her, I hope you make the same derogatory remarks Perez…we'd hate to have you labeled as a sexist homo.
She wants young stud dick… he wants money and fame… same ol' story… it's been done over and over again…. yawn…. It'll be kaput in 2 years… Oh the superficial life of socialites… too funny
CHECK OUT HER NECK, TH EBITCH IS SERIOUSLY AGING . HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FUCKING THAT HA HA
She is so stupid. She can just have fun with the man or different men. She doesn't have to marry him. She is delusional to think that the guy didn't marry her for money.
I agree with No. 30. There's hardly a whisper when Donald marries them 30 years younger. Why the double standard? Ivana's guy is cute and probably great in the sack. Hopefully she got a good pre-nup though.
This is why Money is the root of all evil.
Look at that shit! SICK!!! EWWW!!! GROSS!!!
Trumps wife and Ivanas husbend are GOLDDIGGERS. ha.
And that is So not right, he was a cutie, but now he'll be fucking old coochie!
YUCK!
Not so long ago Ivana called 911 to have him thrown out of her house… do you think this is gonna last? NOTTTTTTT!!!!!
HE MARRIED THE GOLDEN GOOSE!!!!
I can't be the only one thinking her hat looks exactly like her coochie.
Jeezz she really got fuk'n old. and he's a fag escort
Perez get your facts straight. Ivana is part owner in Mar-A-Largo so why shouldn't she get married there? And, she is 24 years older than Rossano Rubicondi. If this guy wants to marry his grandma, then pray he likes old dried out p.ussy. Ivana just wanted to marry him before she turned 60 and deemed an official senior citizen. But his motives are more likely that he would be set for life. Reports are that she has a million dollar wedding ring. I wonder who's money paid for it? Hmmmmm…
Ok is it just me or does he kinda look like richie sambora
She looks ridiculous.
OMG! He is SOOOO HOT!!!!
Nice AZZCOT PIX
he's sooooooooooooooo hoping she keels over dead next week! then a pre-nup won't matter!!!
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This is the ultimate cradle robbery, but who wouldn't if it meant they would live in the lap of luxury for life. He'll only have to hit it once per month, if that much. Look at Zsa Zsa Gabor and her much younger husband, he never has to hit it, he just holds her hand once and awhile and yet he drives around hollywood in a rolls royce everyday eating at fancy restaurants while Zsa Zsa sits at home drinking Ensure hoping he'll drop in to sit with her a few minutes.
Re: mandy – #41, you may be right about KraziKelli, though I always pictured "it" as a humongous greasy load, the kind who does the "976" sex hotlines…oh, yeah, like that old Aerosmith video where the fat biotch is ironing clothes in curlers and is a HUGE lard ass, but has a sexy voice. Anyway…I think that's her. Or maybe some mutuant teenager…serious mental issues there though for sure.
she looks like PATSY from Ab Fab
I'm shipping her some turtleneck sweaters for a wedding prezzie! eeeeyeeeeeew to her gross turkey-neck!
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was it a costume party or a wedding? did Ivana borrow that hat from the Queen?
They did sign a pre-nup, Donald wrote it, it's bulletproof.
I say 'Go Ivana' she's no fool, she knows what she's getting into (rather, what she's going to get in her)
Yeah, go Ivana…you Cougar Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!! Long live the queen …I hope they look happier on the honeymoon though!
Ivana of all people would have a good prenup. I say good for her to snag this young hot stud. Why shouldn't women marry younger guys? My husband is 20 years older than me, and that seems to be no big deal (except for a few of the gold-digger remarks). Why shouldn't Ivana marry the man of her dreams? She suffered through The Donald, she deserves it!
Understandably it is an upscale event and all, but isn't the groom's hat just a bit much????
Re: This Site Is For GrownUps Crazy Hot Kelli, Not Children Who Play With The Z Key – OH SHUT UP YOU DAMN ASSHOLE–TRY AN ORIGINAL POST FOR A CHANGE.
I think that anyonw who marries someone old enough to be their parent is perverted.
Perez that is not a pic from their wedding. Go to "x 17 online" if you want to see pics from their actual wedding. Perez gets his info from yahoo which anyone can go to. I think Ivana married him because he is hot and has a big c.ock.
she looks like his mama
She looks fucking horrible. Kind of reminds me of an old fuddy duddy from England with that rididculous hat! NOTE TO IVANA- YOU CAN DO ALL YOU WANT TO YOUR FACE, BUT, YOUR NECK TELLS EVERYONE THE TRUTH. ACCEPT YOUR AGE AND GROW OLD GRACEFULLY.
Funny thing about this life. If you're lucky, you'll get to be as old as Ivana and still be screwing your brains out. Young, deliciously supple people forget, there are only three ways to go from youth: transtastic, plastic, or casket. Me? I'm working on transtastic because makeup is cheaper than surgery and temporary, unlike death.
You're all getting older you plump little bitches! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…………..
He is a gold digger. Let's hope that she has good lawyers, she might need them in a few months. I am sure she paid for the suit, and everything. He is thinking $$$$! She is thinking "love".
Please tell me this picture was taken at the Kentucky Derby
Actually…she's 59, he's 36 - that's 23 years.
She's old enough to be his mommy.
i hope he fucks her good and hard…..look at how many years she had to fuck the donald….she deserves this young ass….
I thought she had a cigarette coming out of her mouth. LOL
Any how, we’re all going to get there eventually (getting old).
wots that on her head???
Senior citizen hocilaite- LOL. Perez u r hillarious! but still so what, its her $ his cock, their life! women do it, why cant men?! THEYRE BOTH HAPPY AND THATS ALL THAT COUNTS!
Good for Ivana. Regardless of her age she takes good care of herself. Come to think of it I have never seen her out of shape or not well turned out. Of course she will have a good prenup she is also no dummy. How come it still seems ok for unattractive old(er) men to marry some young floozy and they seem to think the public is buying "true love". Again good for her!!!!!
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#90 - yummy yummy screw says – reply to this
i hope he fucks her good and hard…..look at how many years she had to fuck the donald….she deserves this young ass….
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You are hilarious and so right good luck Ivana and enjoy life.You have earned it.
now now, be nice to the new man toy. trophy spouse is no longer a privilege of the male species alone.
That hat looks like a flower arrangement from the Dollar Store. LOL
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WTF??? with her neck???
This is the GROSSEST THING I'VE SEEN IN QUITE SOME TIME. He looks absolutely miserable but he chose to be with this old hag.
What a dork he is for this.