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Ali Lohan Is Dead!

Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan


Tracey Ullman is at it again, skewering those ladies we love to hate, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Click here to watch the latest, most greatest skit on the fucked-up twosome from the comedienne's new Showtime program.

Posted: April 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm


69 comments to “Ali Lohan Is Dead!” (RSS feed) 

  1. #1 - Andrea says – reply to this

    They need to just stop.

  2. #2 - Jess says – reply to this

    Snap!!

  3. #3 - liv says – reply to this

    omg i thought that was actually true when i read the title..

  4. #4 - gpp says – reply to this

    silly

  5. #5 - fuck says – reply to this

    this shit

  6. #6 - hope says – reply to this

    HIGHSTERICAL

  7. #7 - wizard says – reply to this

    It's really not OK to write a headline like that about a child. How cold are you?

  8. #8 - Meaghan says – reply to this

    First! Haha, I had to.

  9. #9 - jessica says – reply to this

    i love lindsay.

  10. #10 - poop says – reply to this

    2nd

  11. #11 - Karlee says – reply to this

    1st

  12. #12 - mo says – reply to this

    wow.
    this starts out like a bad porn movie.

  13. #13 - k says – reply to this

    1

  14. #14 - sandra says – reply to this

    That is sooo bad.

  15. #15 - andrea says – reply to this

    1st

  16. #16 - biq says – reply to this

    =P

  17. #17 - tru says – reply to this

    funny!

  18. #18 - Natalie says – reply to this

    that is so sad.

  19. #19 - halley always says – reply to this

    shes such a coke head ! no lie!

  20. #20 - wizard says – reply to this

    As funny as the clip is it is NOT funny to write a headline like that about a child. How horrible if that were true :(

  21. #21 - Kwame says – reply to this

    fat fuck i thought she really died.

  22. #22 - val says – reply to this

    first!!!!finally

  23. #23 - heatehr says – reply to this

    7th

  24. #24 - Jennie Ambrose says – reply to this

    Oh god. LOL.

  25. #25 - Jo says – reply to this

    DAYUM!

  26. #26 - Jennifer says – reply to this

    FIRST!

  27. #27 - It's Britney Bitch says – reply to this

    First!!!!!!!!! Bitches ^^ (or at least second???!) XD

  28. #28 - patpdll says – reply to this

    first!!

  29. #29 - Jessica says – reply to this

    Lindsay needs to pull herself together.

  30. #30 - SHE'S GREAT says – reply to this

    Tracy is the BEST!

  31. #31 - Hillaryous! says – reply to this

    wow they are so going to hell

  32. #32 - Lu says – reply to this

    thats HILARIOUS

  33. #33 - cambel says – reply to this

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved it!

  34. #34 - suzy says – reply to this

    LOVE IT!! LOVE HER!!

  35. #35 - shell says – reply to this

    hahahah
    perfect
    sooo
    perfect

  36. #36 - NOT CUTE says – reply to this

    Perez please don't post R.I.P. or that anyone is dead when they're NOT.

  37. #37 - Sydney says – reply to this

    That title made my heart flutter.

  38. #38 - kimmers says – reply to this

    heh heh heh.

    oh stop with the "don't do that to a child" crap. she is hardly a child….

    so everyone on this website can be vile, cruel, disgusting name callers…but only to those above 18? I mean, what's "child" really mean nowadays?

  39. #39 - kim says – reply to this

    haha thats funnyy i could see dina being like that

  40. #40 - Michelle says – reply to this

    As much as I would love to laugh…it's really not funny.

  41. #41 - zombie hands says – reply to this

    The title needs to be changed…that is so wrong!! But the skit was hillarious! I'm sure that's exactly how Dina would react.

  42. #42 - lovesit says – reply to this

    LOVES IT!

    OMG this is so funny!

  43. #43 - ??? says – reply to this

    i love her! she is one of the best comics out there! she should def host the oscars in '09!

  44. #44 - deenums says – reply to this

    Tracey Ullman is brilliant. She also skewered Renee Z with a brilliant impersonation.

  45. #45 - Tayneaa says – reply to this

    Thats funny, but no need to bring Lovely Miss Tisdale into it. She's done NUTHING wrong.

  46. #46 - kzdiver says – reply to this

    Tracey Ullman is BRILLIANT! THANKS for posting, Perez. I think it is hilarious when you skewer Dina Lo-Life. However, I do feel sorry for Ali as her family is so incredibly screwed up.

  47. #47 - Jon says – reply to this

    I love Trcey llman.. She is suchan amazing actress…

  48. #48 - michelle says – reply to this

    What a freakin riot! Ullman rules!

  49. #49 - HAHAHA says – reply to this

    She's got a defibrillator in her bag!

    FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!

  50. #50 - rich git says – reply to this

    Lol Tracy does such a good American accent too

  51. #51 - HAMMER says – reply to this

    i love tracey!!

  52. #52 - The real thing is probably WORSE. says – reply to this

    It's just a matter of time before one of her kids ODs or drops from alcohol poisoning. They are all trash. Fuck em. Ignore them.

  53. #53 - k says – reply to this

    at least wait til the girl is 18 to make fun of her…

  54. #54 - Fcuk N Phil says – reply to this

    LMFAO!!!

  55. #55 - Doodles says – reply to this

    Ali Lohan is a KID who has been misled by a crazy ass stage mother who uses her kids as meal tickets and allows them to self-destruct for publicity. Tracey Ullman USED to be very funny, but now she has been reduced to lampooning a KID. The MOTHER is the dipshit. Tracey Ullman doesn't just make fun of people, she is cruel. While you marvel at her imitations, you forget the visciousness of her content. She is a talented but homely woman who must feel really badly about that to attack others like she does. She used to invent her characters. Guess that got too hard. Another limosine liberal who flies back and forth all the time because it's OKAY for them to do what they want.

  56. #56 - DL says – reply to this

    this is my favorite part of the new tracey ullman show. she is hilarious.

  57. #57 - WOOT WOOT says – reply to this

    Tracy Ullman is a genuis- everytime I go to an airport I think of the security and the gay steward! WHOOOO!!!

  58. #58 - SuziQ says – reply to this

    Ms. Ullman, you are a fucking genius! I love her!

  59. #59 - danni says – reply to this

    loved it!!!dina is such an idiot hope her show sinks!!!!!!!!!!maybe she'll get a real job and stop pimping her kids!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. #60 - skye says – reply to this

    Tracey Ullman is funny as hell. The title is fairly audacious but if you KEEP reading directly under it, it's apparent that it's done in jest. Futhermore, Ullman in no way lampoons a child, it's a skit about HER mother. Who, as anyone can see is a sick woman who thinks of no one but herself and is more then willing to sacrifise her kids for her own gain.

  61. #61 - swerveon says – reply to this

    LOVE TRACY ULLMAN!!!

  62. #62 - Meow Meow says – reply to this

    Is it bad to hope poster #58 dies?

  63. #63 - kimmers says – reply to this

    Re: Meow Meow – hehehe.

  64. #64 - kat says – reply to this

    tracey ullman is AWESOME!!!!:):):) she is spot on with that nutjob!

  65. #65 - Sydney says – reply to this

    Re: Meow Meow –

    absolutely not.

  66. #66 - fwanga says – reply to this

    Doodles, you are a freaking idiot!!! It is clear she is lampooning DINA you moron! What are you 15-shouldn't you be paying attention to the teacher right now????

  67. #67 - tommy says – reply to this

    although i dont care about dina it's not right to write that about her child and i hope you get sued again this is why i read the blog about your news stuff but cant even watch you lisp on t v or the stupid perez tv and what about poor tracey thats not even funny everytime she gets a show its cancelled go home girl safe some face

  68. #68 - Sarah says – reply to this

    haha ali what a dumb fuckk
    what can i say
    i was hoping that title was true
    that cock sucking bitch should have died
    and i dont care how many golf carts she has, i still got him so fuckk you bitch,
    your still alone.

  69. #69 - Marissa says – reply to this

    Re: Doodles – hi honey, what the fuck are you smoking, you should really put it down because you dont know their family. there is nothing wrong with dina, she's actually a very good mother. your the fucking dipshit for commenting about people you dont know. Get some help…