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Ali Lohan Is Dead!

Filed under: Dina Lohan > Aliana Lohan

Tracey Ullman is at it again, skewering those ladies we love to hate, Dina and Ali Lohan.

Click here to watch the latest, most greatest skit on the fucked-up twosome from the comedienne's new Showtime program.

Posted: April 14, 2008 at 3:00 pm

69 comments to “Ali Lohan Is Dead!”

Andrea says – reply to this

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They need to just stop.
Jess says – reply to this

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Snap!!
liv says – reply to this

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omg i thought that was actually true when i read the title..
gpp says – reply to this

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silly
fuck says – reply to this

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this shit
hope says – reply to this

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HIGHSTERICAL
wizard says – reply to this

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It's really not OK to write a headline like that about a child. How cold are you?
Meaghan says – reply to this

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First! Haha, I had to.
jessica says – reply to this

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i love lindsay.
poop says – reply to this

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2nd
Karlee says – reply to this

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1st
mo says – reply to this

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wow.
this starts out like a bad porn movie.
k says – reply to this

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1
sandra says – reply to this

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That is sooo bad.
andrea says – reply to this

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1st
biq says – reply to this

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=P
tru says – reply to this

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funny!
Natalie says – reply to this

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that is so sad.
halley always says – reply to this

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shes such a coke head ! no lie!
wizard says – reply to this

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As funny as the clip is it is NOT funny to write a headline like that about a child. How horrible if that were true
Kwame says – reply to this

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fat fuck i thought she really died.
val says – reply to this

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first!!!!finally
heatehr says – reply to this

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7th
Jennie Ambrose says – reply to this

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Oh god. LOL.
Jo says – reply to this

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DAYUM!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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FIRST!
It's Britney Bitch says – reply to this

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First!!!!!!!!! Bitches ^^ (or at least second???!) XD
patpdll says – reply to this

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first!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Lindsay needs to pull herself together.
SHE'S GREAT says – reply to this

30

Tracy is the BEST!
Hillaryous! says – reply to this

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wow they are so going to hell
Lu says – reply to this

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thats HILARIOUS
cambel says – reply to this

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loved it!
suzy says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!! LOVE HER!!
shell says – reply to this

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hahahah
perfect
sooo
perfect
NOT CUTE says – reply to this

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Perez please don't post R.I.P. or that anyone is dead when they're NOT.
Sydney says – reply to this

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That title made my heart flutter.
kimmers says – reply to this

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heh heh heh.

oh stop with the "don't do that to a child" crap. she is hardly a child….

so everyone on this website can be vile, cruel, disgusting name callers…but only to those above 18? I mean, what's "child" really mean nowadays?
kim says – reply to this

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haha thats funnyy i could see dina being like that
Michelle says – reply to this

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As much as I would love to laugh…it's really not funny.
zombie hands says – reply to this

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The title needs to be changed…that is so wrong!! But the skit was hillarious! I'm sure that's exactly how Dina would react.
lovesit says – reply to this

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LOVES IT!

OMG this is so funny!
??? says – reply to this

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i love her! she is one of the best comics out there! she should def host the oscars in '09!
deenums says – reply to this

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Tracey Ullman is brilliant. She also skewered Renee Z with a brilliant impersonation.
Tayneaa says – reply to this

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Thats funny, but no need to bring Lovely Miss Tisdale into it. She's done NUTHING wrong.
kzdiver says – reply to this

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Tracey Ullman is BRILLIANT! THANKS for posting, Perez. I think it is hilarious when you skewer Dina Lo-Life. However, I do feel sorry for Ali as her family is so incredibly screwed up.
Jon says – reply to this

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I love Trcey llman.. She is suchan amazing actress…
michelle says – reply to this

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What a freakin riot! Ullman rules!
HAHAHA says – reply to this

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She's got a defibrillator in her bag!

FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!
rich git says – reply to this

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Lol Tracy does such a good American accent too
HAMMER says – reply to this

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i love tracey!!
The real thing is probably WORSE. says – reply to this

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It's just a matter of time before one of her kids ODs or drops from alcohol poisoning. They are all trash. Fuck em. Ignore them.
k says – reply to this

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at least wait til the girl is 18 to make fun of her…
Fcuk N Phil says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!!
Doodles says – reply to this

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Ali Lohan is a KID who has been misled by a crazy ass stage mother who uses her kids as meal tickets and allows them to self-destruct for publicity. Tracey Ullman USED to be very funny, but now she has been reduced to lampooning a KID. The MOTHER is the dipshit. Tracey Ullman doesn't just make fun of people, she is cruel. While you marvel at her imitations, you forget the visciousness of her content. She is a talented but homely woman who must feel really badly about that to attack others like she does. She used to invent her characters. Guess that got too hard. Another limosine liberal who flies back and forth all the time because it's OKAY for them to do what they want.
DL says – reply to this

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this is my favorite part of the new tracey ullman show. she is hilarious.
WOOT WOOT says – reply to this

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Tracy Ullman is a genuis- everytime I go to an airport I think of the security and the gay steward! WHOOOO!!!
SuziQ says – reply to this

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Ms. Ullman, you are a fucking genius! I love her!
danni says – reply to this

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loved it!!!dina is such an idiot hope her show sinks!!!!!!!!!!maybe she'll get a real job and stop pimping her kids!!!!!!!!!!!
skye says – reply to this

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Tracey Ullman is funny as hell. The title is fairly audacious but if you KEEP reading directly under it, it's apparent that it's done in jest. Futhermore, Ullman in no way lampoons a child, it's a skit about HER mother. Who, as anyone can see is a sick woman who thinks of no one but herself and is more then willing to sacrifise her kids for her own gain.
swerveon says – reply to this

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LOVE TRACY ULLMAN!!!
Meow Meow says – reply to this

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Is it bad to hope poster #58 dies?
kimmers says – reply to this

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Re: Meow Meow – hehehe.
kat says – reply to this

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tracey ullman is AWESOME!!!!:):):) she is spot on with that nutjob!
Sydney says – reply to this

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Re: Meow Meow –

absolutely not.
fwanga says – reply to this

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Doodles, you are a freaking idiot!!! It is clear she is lampooning DINA you moron! What are you 15-shouldn't you be paying attention to the teacher right now????
tommy says – reply to this

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although i dont care about dina it's not right to write that about her child and i hope you get sued again this is why i read the blog about your news stuff but cant even watch you lisp on t v or the stupid perez tv and what about poor tracey thats not even funny everytime she gets a show its cancelled go home girl safe some face
Sarah says – reply to this

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haha ali what a dumb fuckk
what can i say
i was hoping that title was true
that cock sucking bitch should have died
and i dont care how many golf carts she has, i still got him so fuckk you bitch,
your still alone.
Marissa says – reply to this

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Re: Doodles – hi honey, what the fuck are you smoking, you should really put it down because you dont know their family. there is nothing wrong with dina, she's actually a very good mother. your the fucking dipshit for commenting about people you dont know. Get some help…