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Does This Turn You On???

Filed under: Jeremy Piven

Work that beer belly off!

Jeremy Pivert keeps his bearish body in shape with a jog through Malibu this weekend.

He rang the paparazzi up to make sure they got the money shot.

Nothing scores chicks quite like pics like this….or actually being good looking. One out of two ain't bad!

[Image by Mike via Fame Pictures.]

Posted: April 14, 2008 at 5:40 pm

117 comments to “Does This Turn You On???”

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ro says – reply to this

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first
Kathy says – reply to this

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first!
RUN FAT BOY RUUUUUUUUN... *Lick* says – reply to this

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Gawwwwd… I fudging lurrrrrve this guy… He's a REAL man!!!

PEREZ you aint never gonna be THAT smokin' bitch!!!
Fo Realz says – reply to this

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He's totally hot except for the gross fake hair. I'd do him.
hottiegrrl says – reply to this

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He does it for me!
Amber says – reply to this

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whatever.
April G says – reply to this

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Gee Perez, he looks like you….
duh says – reply to this

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this is just stupidity
Tana says – reply to this

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Jealousssss
Sugar says – reply to this

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Yes, he is a hottie!! And a great actor.
gffgd says – reply to this

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6th
SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this

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I JUST TOOK A SHIT AND CHURNED THE BUTTA
lovemesomejp says – reply to this

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he so turns me on!! ever since ellens old sitcom and PCU, HOT HOT!!!!! belly and all!!
douchenozzle says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven is a hot little piece of ass. Call me, Pivie!
THE WORLD says – reply to this

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SHUT UP PEREZ YOU'RE FATTER & UGLIER & PIMPLY.
jess says – reply to this

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i was at Target with my bf and Entourage dvd's were on sale and he picked it up and i said "ew! gross!" he tried to claim it was a good show and i said, "wait - isn't it like Sex and the City but for guys?"

well..isn't it? gross.
– i've seen him in person too, he's pretty short.

is every one in entertainment like crazy short? i'm 5'5 and i'm mexican, so i got an excuse - what's his?
Amanda says – reply to this

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At least he's working out! Good for him!
JEN says – reply to this

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He has a small cock!!!!
xuszerep says – reply to this

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I like him! That's not a good picture of him though
RBF LOVES WOOKIES says – reply to this

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Pssh I'd let him hit it chubby and drunk or not.
His Gap ads were hot too.. says – reply to this

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Money shot? There's no money shot there! Don't get me all hot and bothered. He's hot when he's thinner…love the attitude on Entourage!
Der says – reply to this

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At least he is trying to work out. How many people can't even get to that step?
Hairy 4 Me says – reply to this

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Jeremy is hotter than Perez will ever dream of being!
I wanna be your cumbucket, Jeremy !!
Michael Jackson says – reply to this

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I'd do a bear like him before my monkey or a small child!!!
lovehim says – reply to this

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ari gold… so hot right now
Tom says – reply to this

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Re: jess – shut up fat cunt !!!
matt says – reply to this

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jeremy piven is the man!

ENTOURAGE!!!
Lauren says – reply to this

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A man like that would be hard to pass up. All I have been able to pick up lately is spearchucker.
***Gimme A Slice*** says – reply to this

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I bet his face tastes like butter… and his ass smells like cheese!

Mmmmm-hmmm… I'm getting ME a piece o' dat pie bay-buh!!!
damn you, piven! says – reply to this

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damn, i just puked up my smoothie! that shit cost $4.99! put a warning next to this disgusting photo.
NO says – reply to this

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Aww I like him
shut up says – reply to this

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perez ur d one actively tryin 2 get ffat so stop hassling him 4 doin d same…. havent seen any pics of u running..
CALKING says – reply to this

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that chick in the background is cute…
John D says – reply to this

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He's still a hottie, normally his body is smoking, probably just gained a few lbs while on hiatus, no biggie.
mikeskake says – reply to this

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uh yesssssssssss?? sorry, but this boy is hottt, perez.
bubbie says – reply to this

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is it the G*D he prays to you dont like or him?
elias says – reply to this

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since perez is so frickin hot!
iloveperez says – reply to this

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i want to bathe in man juice.
jAIME says – reply to this

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i think he is HOT HOT HOT! i love this guy. I think he almost looks hotter since he has put on a few more pounds…YUMMMM!!!
Spell Checker! says – reply to this

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You are a fat waste of space perez. Do you know how to spell???? By the way if you ran 5 miles everyday for a year, you'd still be fatter than him.
Mr T says – reply to this

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Well, the girl standing by the pole behind him does it for me.
Lust says – reply to this

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I'd do him, beer belly and all! Dirty Daddy!!!
blackwidow says – reply to this

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I wouldn't throw him out of my bed!
hesHot says – reply to this

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He's cute. I LIKE a belly. Its more manly to me.
I would suck him off hard
Grumpy Cub says – reply to this

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Yes, he appears to be quite the bearish sex god. But I would need a pic of his sweating low hangers as definitive proof. Perez, please get to work on providing that pic. I am waiting. Thx.
shell says – reply to this

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I THINK HE'S A CUTIE PIE!!!
jill says – reply to this

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HE IS GOOD LOOKING!! SMOKIN HOT
abby says – reply to this

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at least he's making an effort there, right?
Manny says – reply to this

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Id love to lick his sweaty asshole!
Kel says – reply to this

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What happened, Perez? Did you try to hit on him and he turned your nasty ass down? Stop hating…either tell us why you despise him so much or LET IT GO. Or is this going to end up another Mayer?? Whatev…
Koty says – reply to this

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Jeremy Piven WOOF
Anders says – reply to this

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What a ugly fat ass!
Work it Out says – reply to this

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Perez,
You should stop hating on Jeremy…..last I heard you were trying to work off your big belly as well. I'm pretty sure Jeremy looks 100 times better than you will hauling your fat ass up a hill. I pray for the sake of America that you lose some weight or else July 4 will be the worst day of any "Perezilicious" reader's life.
end rant.
Jo says – reply to this

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Re: Joelle – sorry, but spellcheck wouldn't catch that. Job is actually a word…it's called common f'n sense which our lovely Perez is lacking.
Sin D Fetish says – reply to this

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isn't this the guy who runs this site?…..Oh that's right, Pivs got a job….hehehe
boxerdude says – reply to this

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yet there's millions of people who would trip over themselves to lick the sweat off piven's balls while i wouldn't cross the street to piss on perez if he was on fire.
Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this

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There was a time when the Pivert was on my "boyfriend" list but he seems to be gaining weight, drinking too much, and just plain crazy now. Notice how the chick behind him in the photo isn't even looking at him? That's how star worthy he is! Poor, poor Pivert…
threenine says – reply to this

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I'd do him…with no hesitation.
jarvisbearcub says – reply to this

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Damn right I do! But the hair plugs have to go.
piven forever says – reply to this

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Um, hes HELLA hot, and your ass is jealous,

check your spelling more essay!
jane says – reply to this

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he looks like your twin perez.
Orlando says – reply to this

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L.O.V.E this pic! I would do HIM!!!!! He's H.O.T
Pat says – reply to this

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Fuck yeah, i'd hit that. I love a hot older daddy and he's exactly that type.
Naughtzi Boi says – reply to this

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See the hottie in the background… ya she aint checking you out tubs!! Shes memorizing my phone number, which I wrote on her hand, just in case she sweats it off!
wynn says – reply to this

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Good GOD, he looks like Artie Lang…in fact…I think Artie might look better.

Run baby gorilla, run!
Karmen says – reply to this

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this guy is not realy that hot or cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
allan says – reply to this

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Forget Jeremy….. Who is the hot chick standing behind him!
keith says – reply to this

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I think he is yummy!
thenightone says – reply to this

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……It might if I were Shamoo
Cristina says – reply to this

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I would HIT it and then come back for more! I LOVE HIM!!!
rogue says – reply to this

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Maybe you should join him Perez..You don't exactly look like you hit the gym on a regular basis
David says – reply to this

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Jeremy looks great!! Love a real man with some meat on his bones. Not a prissy boy model with more makeup than sense. If only he were into guys…. mmmmmmmmmmm.
mimi says – reply to this

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and perez ouiiii ! his hot ! hot like a … i dont know what but damn i like his body , hes a reeeal man .
jason d says – reply to this

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it is to laugh…that a fat disgusting fag like mario aka pereznotel6 would pass judgement on a cable show asshole, when we all know that the host of this site is a bloated hideous who happily uses cheeto dust to masturbate.
PEREZ sucks, not cock, because what man would dare let this calorie queer near his stuff.
Todd says – reply to this

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I'd hit that! HARD!
chcl says – reply to this

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Seriously, can't you proofread this stuff before you post it? Irritating.
likesdudes says – reply to this

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I've had a crush on the Piv since the days of Ellen…I'd gladly service him in a minute!
cass says – reply to this

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NOW THATS what u should look like when u start sheddin the pounds! Cause ur so tall…everything will balance out. And you'll look YUMMY! lol
Cause if you lose too much weight…YOU'LL LOOK LIKE STAR JONES!
cornjob says – reply to this

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come on over after your workout and sit on my face bubba! sexy!
A.J. Ruff N Stuff says – reply to this

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SO FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!!!!! WHAT A BEAR, JEREMY!!! WOOF!!!!!!!!!!
linda says – reply to this

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Is that Artie Lange or Jeremy Piven?
Rachel says – reply to this

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I don't get why you hate him so much Perez, but it doesn't make me like him any less. LOVE Jeremy Piven.

And I hate to say it, but you shouldn't pick on celebs about weight gain so much anymore since you've become such a media whore with your TV appearances and Paris Hilton-esque parties and whatnot. You're as much a target as they are now.
swerveon says – reply to this

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uhhh Perez - or whatever his name is - is making fun of someone with a bit of weight?? Maybe the caption should read, "Does this turn you off?", with picture of Perez instead.
Carlos says – reply to this

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JP is hot and sexy in a manly way. I have always been turned on by him. He could crawl into this boy's bed anytime anywhere.
Annie says – reply to this

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he's cute
brittany! says – reply to this

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I think he's pretty handsome!
hoho says – reply to this

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joG not joB
Diana says – reply to this

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Oh dear no, ugly-white man alert. Exceptions to the rule: Gerard Butler, Brad Pitt, George Clooney but Asian, Latin, Black and Bi-racial Men are the hottest.
cat-hey says – reply to this

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LAST ,IM CLAIMING LAST….He waas choaking the other day, on salad now hes running. Give the guy a break. cat
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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He looks like Adrian Paul, the guy from the Highlander series. From the neck up.
Me says – reply to this

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Oh…. I love him so much… So very hot… Perez dont be hating.
dAnielitro says – reply to this

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Perez, eres TAN CELOSO… Jeremy is SO hot
Pat says – reply to this

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I used to serve him cocktails- he and I are the same age. Looks like his fat caught up with his ego- his hair ditched him long ago. He's a fucking pompous midget.
JPZ says – reply to this

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I would do so many dirty DIRTY THINGS TO that girl in the back!!!!! I think the pap's were trying to get pictures of her and this fatass was in the way
sqwee says – reply to this

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fuck yeah, i love him. hes amazing
truth says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a damn fool! Jeremy Piven is FINE!!!
LC79 says – reply to this

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I still think Jeremy Piven is hot!!! Regardless of a little extra weight (who cares??)
deet says – reply to this

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i do sorta find jeremy hot, even in a little-bit rotund version of himself. but like some others have said — at least he is out there doing something. and i don't get why — you don't like him, perez, spreading nothing but vitriol for the man. i like him.
nathalie says – reply to this

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it does, actually…tun me on
nathalie says – reply to this

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Re: Diana –

uhm don't forget the moroccans and other mahgrebien

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