Douchbag Out!
Filed under: TV News
What took them so long????
According to TV Guide, original CSI cast member, douch supremo/woman beater Gary Dourdan — whose contract is set to expire next month — has informed producers that he is leaving the show.
Good thing, cuz they should have fired him anyways!
Although no timeframe was given, sources confirm that CSI's May 15th season finale could serve as Dourdan's swan song.
Regarding Dourdan's exit, a CBS spokesperson says, "We can't confirm or deny this information."
Meanwhile, CSI execs supposedly aren't wasting any time searching for Dourdan's replacement.
Good riddance we say!
Update:
A source close to the show tells PerezHilton.com that Dourdan's departure was "a mutually reached decision for the creative process for next season."
And, they promise, "he will exit in a spectacular fashion."
There you have it!




First!
1ST
HA HA
FINE 2ND
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FIRST
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douuushe
I like him and CSI. Why is he such a douchbad?
yay
but .. i think he`s sexy ?
first
At least this guy good looking in a strange sort of way, have no idea who he is though.
he is still fine as hell.
i love him for some reason.
i dont want him to leave csi
this post is the most retarded ever.
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****Ugh,whatever……you should just go molest some more rival (and younger) blogger's,than sue them when you get caught with your pervy inclinations……honestly,your gonna get self righteous and angry at "Jonathan Lewandowski " ?….why,for just doing what you do to others everyday…talkin' shit …your such a HIPO-crit…you need to change your name to Perv-rez……for realz…****
U KNOW…I HAVE THIS LITTLE CRUSH ON THIS GUY..BUT ITS SAD TO KNOW THAT HE'S A DOUCH!!
6th!!!
Ahh it's nice to hear news about my favorite show.
And awww, jesus, hasn't the cast already suffered with Jorja leaving? Seriously the cast for CSI have a really unique quality. Maybe they'll step up Eric Szmanda more ^.^
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Oh Perez, my evening is ruined. I didnt know this guy was a woman beater. Ive been guilty of thinking he was a beautiful man. I think its his eyes. I guess the outside in no indicator of the inside.
They could get rid of anyone but Grissom and the show would still be good. Dourdan also gained weight during writer's strike and doesn't even look fine any more.
wow.
so… i think that his character will either die… or beat a dead women/ get fired for it
seems about right
Perez, you're a fat ugly cum dumpster.
27th?
I like him. I'm not happy he's going. Who cares what he does in his personal life??? This is about the show and he's good on the show!
many years ago while living in NYC ,he was living in my building as a unknown actor.WHAT A NICE GUY, And gay friendly to boot. we would have lunch together all the time at the corner diner and he was always a pleasure to hang with and the nicest person.Hopefully hollywood didnt warp him….
Re: John – perez can dump his cum in my dumpster anytime
He is an important part of the cast, and he will be missed. Perez, you don't know what you are talking about on this one…are you racist or what.
It's spelled douche. Douche.
I say Bye Bye . CSI is my favorite show and all who know me know I am addicted to George Eads . This guy comes off like a jerk whenever you see him on tv.
YA SPELLED DOUCHE WRONG DOUCHEBAG
We love him here, he is an essential character in the show…leave him alone Perez!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I LOVE WARRICK BROWN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
is gedda gonna whack him?
and first
i know someone who works on the set with him.. according to him, he's a real nice guy…
So gay people can hate everyone and no one os allowed to not like them, such prejudice from a Cubano.
Wait WHAT??? He beat a woman?? NOOOO I love him on CSI.
This is sad…I think Gary is great on CSI, and he'll definitely be missed! They really aren't doing that well with keeping the original cast around right now…Jorja and Gary? But at least William Petersen's definitely sticking around, and as long as they've got Marg, George and Eric…it'll be fine. Though I'll miss Gary's GORGEOUS blue eyes…sigh…
He may be a douche and a woman beater, but I'd still tap that ass any day.
i LOVE csi..lovelovelove
too bad gary has a douche
but i still love him
his character was never really developed; I'm sure he was bored out of his mind. Too bad, don't know what he's like in reality, but I always thought the character was interesting and wanted to see things happen with him. He's smoking hot. He had a couple of good "moments" with Catherine a few seasons ago…le sigh…
Perez is just mad because Gary won't let him suck his d**k.
Your a Fat Bulging Vulvur perez!!!!!
what do you say to a lady with 2 black eyes,, nothing you just told her twice lol
hes a woman beater i never heard of it wheres that story?
What fucking blasphemy!!!
I do rounds around the gossip sites and I've never heard of this guy being a so-called woman beater.
What a way to tarnish someone's name, probably because of personal reasons that Perez has and doesn't like him. What's even sadder are the cocksuuckers and bitches on here going "OOOOHHH NOOOO. I didn't know he was a woman beater. I used to like him".
Buzz off! Just because Pigez said it, it's true? What a sad life you live.
I know you don't like him, Perezito, but he is FUCKING HOT
that's not how you spell douche bag. it's 2008. use spell check.
By "spectacular fashion", do you mean…maybe…in a spectacular evening gown? (Well, it's funny to me. Today.)
Wouldn't it be cool if in everyday life you could walk around with a white-paint marker in your pocket, and get REAL assholes to stand still so you could write "ASS" on their forehead? I'm sure people have thought that of me, and I often think of certain people and wish that at certain ass-moment I could label them an ass.
dear perez,
douche is spelled with an e at the end.
please take note.
love,
me
HE's hot!! i love him!! its too bad he's going but i hate CSI anyways so maybe he'll be on a show thats actually entertaining to watch
Probably because they pay all the white actor too much and they dont wanna paid him is due
To begin with, your "first" bullshit is exactly that. What are you, fifteen? I am pretty sure that your mommies and daddies should take away your computers. Pathetic. As for Dourdan's departure, I can only say that it is a mistake. Oh, and good-night children.
He is so gorgeous, and has always been the hottest guy on daytime tv, which i don't watch. But when he first was hired, he was asked some stupid interview question…"what is the greatest gift in the world?"…and his answer was, "the gift of a naked woman". what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Is somebody giving them away as party favors? What a stupid response to try to increase his sexy cred. But I'd still do him…big time!
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are we sure this is true, cuz thats pretty shitty to say if its not
I don't know anything about the guy in real life, but I LOVE HIM on CSI. He and the Nick character are hilarious!
He was involved in a "domestic incident" that did not result in any charges so Perez does not know, as we do not, what really happened. But I know… he's on his shit list for some reason and so he's a "wife beater". Perez, unless you were there, shut up.
If every company, were to fire its male employees, for allegedly beating their wives. The lines at the employment offices nation wide, would be rapped around the corner. Besides these days, American women fight better, than a lot of American men. E.
I don't want to tell you you spelled Douchebag wrong, but you spelled Douchebag wrong.
He can chase me round the bedroom anytime! Boyfriend is one hot piece of ass.
What the hell is your problem with him Pillsbury what did he turn your fatass down SUCK IT UP PRINCESS
i love him so much
i think that he is so sexy
its gonna be sad to see him leave
PEREZ HE IS NOT A DOUCHBAG!!!!!!1
It sucks because i love MARIO but he loves to hate on blacks anytime anything bad happens to a black celeb he is in heaven. Like most Cubans he doesn't like blacks and THINKS he is white (NO ONE BUT CUBANS THINK THIS). LOOK AT THE CUBANS VOTE REPUBLICAN YEAR AFTER YEAR AS REPUBLICANS PUSH FORTH THE MOST ANTI-HISPANIC LEGISLATION IN HISTORY. SO SAD
once again another case of perez( "he acts so white i cant believe he's latina)hilton feeling jealous and intimidated by a black man and and has to put him down not to mention whoever in the corrupt media pays this bitch to do these things, you called him a women beater you have no proof of that ,you don't know the situation don't know this man and don't know the women involed but you are quick to pass judgment on this man as if you are fucking perfect,Only GOD can judge and not you u fat ugly FAHGHET you have no other reason to hate htis man besides the reasons ive specified you just wish you could suck his dick but he wont let you because he's like what God intended for man to like pusssy.
what happened perez i garantee you this guy rufused you or stole your spotlight at an event or some shit like that you have no reason to be insulting this man he has done nothing to you and i sincerely hope that he smasehes ur fuckin face in if he ever see's you you probably go out with like 20 body gaurds when ur not at a gay club dont u u pusssy, i would be suprised if you have jacked off to a shirt less picture of this guy, trust i know about negative mutherfuckers like you. you talk shit about guys when deep down you wish you could be them or fuck them
HES SO HOT
that is too bad, he is the only reason i still watch that show……
Oh I am soooo mad. I can care less about the so-called "rumors" about him being a woman beater. He's freakin' gorgeous!!!!!
All blacks men are women beaters - and i'm black too which is why i prefer white guys
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Nick Stokes aint that hot so now who will i perve on?
I know nothing about this "wife beating" line youre using. I've met this guy and he was charming, lovely and a pleasure to be around, also, unlike most other "celebs" he didn't have any demands or expectations. Personally I think he's a good guy and will be sorry to see him leave and hope he moves on to bigger and better things…..
Aawww nooo! I really like him, he's a really good actor and he's beautiful
Perez Hilton is a turd.
Re: Kate – BC HES A WOMAN BEATER… DUH…
Spectacular exit? POW!, Right to the moon alice ………. any exit would do, just exit already….
in the words of Paris "hes hot"
such a waste, because at least once a show I think damn he is good looking too bad he is such an ass ….. I do hope they kiil himm off in some gambling, drug induced naked with a hooker way !!! No CSI shit just his bad karma and habits kill him. Oh and while were killing off CSI agents, some one please tell Marg to layoff the plastic surgery or she will end up looking like Laura Flynn Boyle
He is the only resone I still watch CSI. He is great on that show…Plus Great to look at…CSI is going to suck with out him..sorry to see him go
Noo. He is the only reason I still watch the show!
OMG that guy who played the sheriif in Tyler Perry's movie "Why Did I Get Married" should replace this dude…come on Perez you've got connections make it happen…..I'll even let you take the credit
Well damn it. I like his character! Why are they getting rid of him too?! I was hoping he & Catherine Willows (Marg Helgenberger's character) would hook up again, maybe even have a relationship. Sigh. Dorks. Oh, and Perez. Do us a favor. STOP saying "There you have it!" You sound like a complete idiot.
Personally I will miss him! They are gonna hafta find on helluva hottie to replace that smooth voice and his sexy eyes!
Aww that makes me sad. I love him, he is so cute. And I love his character. I didn't know he hit a girlfriend. Hopefully that was just blown out of proportion like a lot of celeb involved break ups. etc. are .
i wont miss him dont like him and dont care as long cat, grisom , nick and greg stays