Even Law Enforcement Is Doing It!
Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True
It seems lately that the amount of perverts masturbating in public is on a rise. No pun intended.
This time, another individual has been caught - though the interesting thing about this guy is that he's a cop!
An off-duty corrections officer in New York was reportedly driving along the NY State Thruway and was trying to get attention from the females in the other vehicles by exposing his genitals and through hand gestures.
The corrections officer, 25 year old Michael Rhodes, was arrested after another motorist called to complain about his behavior.
Rhodes was apprehended and charged with public lewedness.
If the cops are doing it….
Who's next????
Priests!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 14, 2008 at 6:56 pm
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I don't get why Dick Cheney's picture is on this…
Psh, the priests have been doing that for years.
How else do you think they get those catholic school boys?
i think im tenth or something
What a… pig!! Get it? He's a cop, people call cops pigs… what a pig!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL…. shit I just pissed myself again!
oops im 19…silly me
That has happened to me twice in my life. Once when I was walking to school with my sister, a guy pulls up while I was at light waiting to cross and there he was in his car sticking out his tongue at us and playing with himself. Another time was when I was working at the theatre. I got to work early and decided to watch a movie before I started. So I go in and sit on the last seat in the row, a black guy comes into the row and sits two seats to the left of me. 30minutes into the movie I see his hand moving, so I cover my face and look to the left. What I see is him playing with himself. I looked over at him, because I couldn’t believe it was happening and ran out. We never caught the guy, even though me and my supervisors when running after him!
Fat Mario… don't be an idiot. CO's are NOT cops. Do you know anything? Yeah… how to eat carbs. Lemme guess… you overeat and you're gay because you're dad wasn't around when you were little.
Fat Mario… don't be an idiot. CO's are NOT cops. Do you know anything? Yeah… how to eat carbs. Lemme guess… you overeat and you're gay because your dad wasn't around when you were little.
shittt i wouldnt be suprised the world is FUCKING crazzyyyy now a daysss =/
=S!!
americans are pervs that's not strange for me
vivan los latinos perez =D
Correction Officers are not Police Officers. They are not even in same ballpark. They are like rent-a-cops.
what does that have to do with Dick Cheney?
Perez, corrections officers are NOT and I will repeat…NOT…cops! Not even close! You put so much effort into researching Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy, but didn't even bother to check what his title meant
Please don't group one idiot in with the rest of the police (who are putting their lives on the line for YOU, by the way), regardless of the technicality of his occupational title.
is Lindsay dating him now?
I usually play with my kitty in the confessional at church…
When I do a story on pedophiles, your picture will be included on the page. Why is Dick Cheney on here? Have you lost all integrity? Your 15 minutes of fame is about up, Perez.
Um this happens all the time. It's happened to me three times in my life and this one time in 1990 when my girlfriends and I (teenagers at the time) and my 16 year old sister were driving to LA to party and THE EXACT THING happened. It was nighttime and the guy had his interior light on and kept lifting his pelvis up to show us he was jerking it and followed us for 20 minutes. We got his license plate and called the cops the next day. Turns out the guy was a marine who was in the police academy. The cops came and showed us photos to identify him and though my two friends ID'ed him I couldn't because it was night and I was driving so the bastard got away with it….nice!
The photo choice is EXCELLENTE!
Perez,
A correctional officer is another title for jail guard. Definitly not a cop.
Cops and correctional officers are not the same.
why in the world would you put up a picture of our vice president on this letter. how anti american are you? he has a gay daugher, but you didnt mention that. you need to be patriotic, we are war!
perez you could become a corrections officer. that's how easy it is. CO's are a far cry from police………
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The last time Cheney shot his load in public a man almost died!
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A Correction Officer is not a cop. They do not have badges!
proves how ignorant you are juice tuna (charming name by the way, jerk). the man cheny accidentally shot in a hunting accident was barely hurt. how stupid can you be?
a corrections officer IS NOT A COP! Get it right Perez
Re: Barb – Who are you Barb, Rip Van Winkle??? Did you just wake up?? We have been in an illegal and failed war for 5 years and everyone knows (even those who deny) it is illegal and failed. Dick Cheney is on this post, I'm guessing, because Perez is making a weak attempt to lump our "officials" together. That we have a sadistic and ineffective Vice President somehow brings to mind one who is in uniform, as a representative of authority, playing with his prick, the way Cheney probably does every time he thinks of torture - or your wallet which he has picked to pay to share with his friends at Halliburton- or you without a job because he gave tax breaks to companies to set up shop in other countries where they pay people crap- or you dying in Iraq because he, through his puppet-boy Georgie lied to you and told you it was a good idea - and you believed him because your stupid, or you're so afraid of foreigners you don't think twice about our invading a country with soverign nation status. If you don't know what that means you should shut your mouth about patriotism. Anyway, I think that might be why he put Dick Cheney on the post.
shit, if the men are getting in trouble, what's gonna happen when the women start getting pulled over for flashing all the truckies? My whole road trippin life will be over.
No, the priests are the child molesters. 'member?!
Re: storch – I second that comment. I could not believe that you put the v.p. of our great country on this item as if there were some connection. That is vile and wrong in so many ways. I thought you had some integrity but you have proved this to be a misguided appraisal on my part. Do you know the first truth about this man Perez? I doubt it. I bet you get all your politics from highly biased sources. You should take the time to read from the other side of the political spectrum. The lies and misinformation that are out there are weakening our country and youwho have gotten rich off of our first amendment rights should be ashamed of yourself. Doubtlessly that will never happen. Good job Perez. Keep sreadin g the lies and disinformation and soon enough we here in America will be washing our feet in foot baths and forget about Roe V way - None of us will have any rights. Wake up bud.
a pig is a pig is a pig. cheney is a dick and a pig. and he shot someone. who fucking cares if the guy barely got hurt. cheney really sucks. he will go down in history as one biggest threats to democracy of the 21st century. imperialist facsist pig dick.
Re: Ohhhhh, Barb – Who are you Hugo Chavez? Are you just another one of the lemings (is that too hard of a word for you idiot) that believes everything that the main stream meida says? Have you ever listened to even ONE American HERO that has come back from the war? They say it is a large success and that people are free to do many things that they could never have ever drempt of before. I am a very strong patriot, and frankly people like you make me even more sure I am right. I vote, do you leming?
If you recall, Priest have already been caught with their pants down.
Perez (AKA Mario) is such a follower, I think he will be the next caught masturbating on the highways.
You knucklehead Perez, a correction officer is not a sworn police officer, they do not have powers of arrest, they don't investigate crimes, they are not certified to do so. The have limited peace officer authority. GEEZ people watch too much CSI and believe that shit is real!!!!!!!
Re: Barb – lemming,mainstream,dreamt
PEREZ i think you are a perve like these masturbators because you love to post this SH%@ on your website. WHO CARES, EXCEPT YOU, talk about national news that affects society and not about MEN MASTURBATING perve! IT seems like you are desperate, a desperate FAG! I am gay but you a not gay but A FAG who likes to talk about men masturbating in public places. YOU ACT LIKE YOU ARE DESPERATE, CALMATE POR FAVOR!!!
That happened to me! I was standing, waiting at a bus stop, and this guy drove by, slowed down, stared right and me, and then down at his crotch. When I followed his eye movement, I realized he was jerking off! Ick!
Re: Ohhhhh, Barb – I though Vanilla Ice wwas Rip Van Winkle!
Re: Ohhhhh, Barb – Ohhhhhh, Barb another CLUELESS person throwing their 2 cents in when they should just keep their idiotic mouths shut. Save your comments for a time when you know what the heck you are talking about. How is it exactly that this war is "illegal" as you put it. Go to law school, get an education, then come back here and post a comment, until you know what you're talking about, do us a favor. SHUT UP!!! You probably believe that correctional officers are cops, oh, wait, that would be "illegal" wouldn't it? Dumb ass…………………………….
Re: Barb – oh yeah, media
Re: goatlike – fascist
Priests?! Ha ha ha ha Perez. Since when would priests doing a lewd act be something new? I think that after all the politician scandals, age old priests stories and now "regular" people out being lewd, law enforcement finally joined the masses!
Why is Mr. Cheneys picture here? You pieces of shit couldn't wash this guys underwear your so beneath him.
Re: CC – you're
A Darth Cheney pic to illustrate Cops wanking off, PERFECTION !!! hahaha Perez, you are the best!
What does Dick Cheney have to do with this, you creep?!!!!
…and what does this have to do with Cheney?? Irresponsible, Perez.
WTF? Dick Cheney gave $20 million to charity last year. Al Gore Jr. gave $657. 00 in 2000, I think this might have cost him a few votes. When I was just out of college, I caught 4 demorat delegates banging each other in the mens room at the DNC convention of state delgates. I was glad no kids were in there.
c'mon, these posts in defense of the veep must be coming from his office. really people, that's dick fucking cheney. dick cheney people. you gotta be kidding me. 7 more months folks, 7 more months.
hey greasy fagwart what the feck does cheney have to do with this?
you are a shithead who has been sipping too much of your own wanks?
Why put our VP on this item? Have a little respect for our government figures. They are the ones who create the taxes we pay to support your lame ass.
Why would you put Dick's face up for this story??? He has nothing in common with sex or masterbation… he looks like he has not gotten a good jerk in 30 years!!! Which would explain that scowl on his face. He is too busy with his greed and power trip to be bothered with the pleasures of sex. Darth Vader! Root of all Evil!!!!!
A corrections officer is different from a cop…..
here's the deal, the way i see it anyway. if you support cheney you should posess 5 attributes. extreme wealth, pure caucasion ancestory, staunch heterosexuality (or be securely in the closet), male gender and unwavering christian faith. if you can't claim 5/5 you're a fucking idiot to support the guy because he doesn't give a rat's ass about you! if you can claim 5/5 you're probably sitting in a giant leather chair smoking a 100.00 cigar in a club somewhere that has real elephant foot umbrella stands. you're definatley not looking at perezhilton.com. i claim 2/5, guess which 2.
Corrections Officers are cops like "Bloggers" are Journalists… dumbass!
HIS FACE IS SO EVIL…..WAT HE SMELL SHIT?
Hey Perez one thing to say about this post , the dudde was a correctional officer thats like the lowest class of rent a cop any one can be one! They are not real cops and don't go through the police academy. This perv doesn't deserve the title police. Thanks -Luv Ya
What does Cheney have to do with this? Cheney is a really smart, honorable man. You can judge a person by his/her opinion of him.
OK, so why the pic of Dick Cheney?
Public Lewdness, is that all? If he were gay he'd be beaten, hanged and castrated. And not necessarily in that order. Labeled a "Sex Offender" for life, at a minimum.
No, priests molest little boys
At first I thought that was Dick Cheney. Really. How funny.
Re: goatlike – possess
You could probably get sued for posting Cheney's photo with this article.
wtf
well being that the catholic church has been raping kid now for over a decade i dont see how u can "whats next the Catholic priests, they have been masterbating in front of little boys since forever, and they WILL feel the everlasting WRATH of GOD and so will that filthy satanic evil Dick Cheney, it really pains me to see you fucking ignorant blind lambs taking up for this man WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
where the hell have you been Perez?? Priest have already had plenty of sex scandals. get your head out of the sand.
Catholic Priests have raped or molested 100's if not 1,000's of mostly boys, and some girls.
Who the fuck cares about this shit Perez?! It has absolutely nothing to do with celebrity gossip, you simply like talking about people jerking off. GIVE IT A FUCKING REST ALREADY!!
A corrections officer is not a cop, you moron. They are what they are..simply a corrections officer!
AT LEAST HE WASNT GAY. LETS GIVE THE MAN CREDIT FOR AT LEAST BEING A HETEROSEXUAL
Eh? Are you taking something? "It seems lately that the amount [sic] of perverts masturbating in public is on a rise. No pun intended."
Cheney is one of the highest in the executive branch of government - is that what you meant by "law enforcement?" (Poli sci lesson: there are three branches of government. The Executive branch includes the V.P.) When has Cheney been seen m'ting in public? Or are you hinting he has but it's not been reported?
Perez, much as I love you, I really wish you wouldn't comment on stuff like this; not for political reasons, but because these are the traits of the sexually abused. My BFF's 13 year-old son has masturbated himself in public amongst other acts, and he has almost certainly been molested in the opinion of three psych. professionals. The prime suspects are his BIO DAD and/or a PROTESTANT youth minister. Very, very sad situation. If he ends up a perv it's because someone else made him that way.
P. S. You are very young; think before you write.
He's not a cop, he's a corrections officer. There's a difference.
Priests have been showing us their birds since the Inquisition. they STARTED the trend!
fuck dick cheney !
so why post the veeps picture??? you are a filthy querr, perez.
Dick Cheney is next?
PEREZ YOU ARE SICK, SICK,SICK,SICK,SICK!!!!
How dare you show a picture of Dick Cheney with this type of story. Your website and you are going to hell lately. Your sight is grasping for something to write about and your POTTY mouth on every article is "not funny" anymore. You do not need to do this and I hope it bites you in your ass real soon when you collapse in your own vile vomit.
Why do you people give a damn if it is Dick's picture? This man does not give a damn about you! He's rich and getting ready for retirement. He could not care less what you have to say (in denfense) about him. Do you really think that he cares one way or another about some tired loser reading PerezHilton.com? SO PLEASE save it for FreeRepublic.com!!!!
How come ever picture of Dick Cheney looks like he's the devil?! Anyone else ever notice that, he just looks like pure evil!
Should've used Bill Clinton's picture. Would've been funnier AND made sense.
Should've used Bill Clinton's picture.
Would have been funnier AND made sense.
I hope Dick Cheney kicks your ass for putting his picture on your story.
Just trying to get in a few licks, huh?
I hope Dick Cheney kicks your ass for putting his picture on your story.
Just trying to get in a few licks, huh?
Corrections Officer = Cop????? Stop waving your drama stick over every article you post. Wave it over the Twinkies and make 'em disappear.
Voila!