His Career May Be In The Crapper…

Filed under: Yummy Yummy Screw > Ashton Kutcher

But at least he's still getting offers to be on the cover of magazines!

Ashton Kutcher graces the front of the latest issue of Details.

And his face is looking BUSTED!

Maybe it's some bad contouring and Photoshop work???

That retoucher made Asston's nose look huge.

Poor guy, once the pretty wears off, he won't even get offered magazine covers anymore! Hey, at least he's still got Demi, who will be turning 50 in 4 years!

For those few fans he has left, click here to read Asston's Details article.

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 11:40 am / Email this »

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silly me says – reply to this

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You only wish your fact looked that "busted"!!! I can't believe you even have the cajones to say something like that.
Deeeeeeeeeee says – reply to this

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…………………………………………whatever………………….
val says – reply to this

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7th???
Leeanne says – reply to this

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FIRST!
susanf says – reply to this

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seventh
S says – reply to this

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you are crazy, he is still FINE as hell and i would pay to wake up to that face!
val says – reply to this

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first????
carrot says – reply to this

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ew
olivia says – reply to this

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FIIIIIIIRST!!!!!!!
Cheryl says – reply to this

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10th
hey says – reply to this

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he looks cute
jaz says – reply to this

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i dont know what youre talking about, he looks perfectly fine and photoshopped normally
Pam says – reply to this

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First…he looks cute though!
kelly says – reply to this

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i think he still looks realllly sexy
leslie says – reply to this

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First?? yeah right to slow Ashton is hot but pop fiction is lame!!! did it get canceled?
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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I was afraid he was too pretty to age well. But he looks like one gorgeous hunk of a man. I'd offer to pay him to work for me any day.
BIGGUFFFJR says – reply to this

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HE WAS PRETTY FUNNY ON SNL THIS PAST WEEKEND , BUT WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bubbletune says – reply to this

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Ya, he is a great guy. I remembered I've seen him at the celeb club "million airef riends com" not long ago. His profile is great. Is he looking for love there?
araminta says – reply to this

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First!!!!!
gen says – reply to this

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First of all..he has been up to new stuff…
Pop Fiction…
And a new movie coming out at the end of May if I'm not mistaken called Whats happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz!

Perez,
You're just sounding a wee-bit jealous! Maybe his nose loks a lil big but he still is pretty damn hot.
Size 2 Bitches! says – reply to this

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HE SUCKS, HE'S A HAS BEEN! DEMI IS A HAS BEEN TOO. GREAT COUPLE!
NOD says – reply to this

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P-

You are so repulsive looking and should be the last person casting stones…

N
taelxrhudsxn says – reply to this

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i think he looks hot
Dooder says – reply to this

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He still got it ! , and I want it !
April G says – reply to this

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Perez, you're an ass
Lindsay says – reply to this

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Personally, I think he looks HOT. At least his nose isn't girly-looking.
Nicole says – reply to this

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FIRST!
not first says – reply to this

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not first
mami6982 says – reply to this

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hes looks good perez GEEZ!
mary says – reply to this

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Yeah, it's pretty funny you critiquing someone elses looks.
arty says – reply to this

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first
ldkj says – reply to this

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****************************************************************
Wow, why so vicious? He looks 1000 times better on a bad day than you could EVER look on your best. Is that picture of Sienna still bothering you because her tities are smaller than your huge man breasts???
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fran says – reply to this

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I think he looks great.
kristen says – reply to this

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i think he looks hott!! perez what are you talking about!
x says – reply to this

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"who cares how many friends you have on facebook?" lol
im on facebook now
Jamie says – reply to this

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uh yeah. sooo "busted"… shut the hell up perez and check out a mirror.
he's sexy says – reply to this

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he is really hot, but maybe its all the cigarette smoking finally catching up with him
Kate says – reply to this

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WHat are you Smoking? HE LOOKS FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY REALLY HOT! I wouldn't do you in a pinch, but Ashton is on my to do list.
Malla says – reply to this

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?!?
DC says – reply to this

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Bet he has more fans than u!
rainie says – reply to this

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perez are you on meth laced crack? he looks SCRUMPTIOUS! i detect jealousy in your post. get over yourself. Ashton is HOTT!
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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What the FUCK are you talking about Perez? He's totally fine in his career right now. You're just fucking jealous cuz no magazine in their right mind would EVER have taint their magazine with your ugly mug. You are such a HATER it's CRAZY.
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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BTW, he looks GORGEOUS in this picture. YUMMMMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
EGYPT says – reply to this

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Who gives a damn about, Ashton Fucking Kutcher. He's not attractive, he has no body, what a goof ball. I can't even remember what movie that he starred in that put his career on top, lol. Movies, and music now and days sucks anyway!
ROCCO says – reply to this

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DON'T HATE….YOU'RE JUST MAD CAUSE HIS NEW SHOW IS FAKING YOU AND THE REST OF THE PAPARAZZI MAFIA IN HOLLYWOOD WITH BOGUS STORIES. THAT SHOW IS HILARIOUS BUT THEY DO NEED A NEW HOST…THAT GUY IS BORING AND WACK!!!!!
JB says – reply to this

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He doesn't need to act. He's got too many other things going on. Remember he has that new show "Miss Guided" and that 'Beauty & the Geek' show.
stephylove says – reply to this

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i love ashton but that pop fiction show does suck… its usually dumb ass stories that i didnt even pay attention to in the tabloids to start with! if they are gonna do it, it should be huge! like the beyonce & jayz wedding, now if that was pop fiction, then you have a show! eva & mario having lunch, not so much
Sarah says – reply to this

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Come on Perez, he looks hot!
Nika says – reply to this

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Perez, you know I love you but……..STOP hating on Ashton, you know he is FINE as hell! Good Lawd, Lawd!

Ashton all day baby!
Tam says – reply to this

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I love Ashton. PERFECTION! YUM!
sarah says – reply to this

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his "busted" face is 10000times better than yours. haha your just jealous fatty
V says – reply to this

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he still looks good
i love him
jen says – reply to this

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I think you might be jealous perez, ashton was great on snl and i still love him
WHATEVER says – reply to this

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Re: EGYPT – You're a hater just like Perez.
the one you know says – reply to this

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umm…. he looks hot as hell. you're crazy and stupid.
Mere says – reply to this

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I think he looks yummy! He is gorgeous
JohnnyS says – reply to this

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Big nose are hot!
He's a MAN! R u sure your gay Perez… the delicate features are in the WOMAN Department..
whatisgoingon? says – reply to this

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I'm so confused about what goes on here. His career is in the crapper? I'm not sure of the definition of that, but I didn't think that. And he looks bad here? Maybe there is something wrong with me, but I think he looks great. I'm glad to see there are at least other thinking people commenting here who question what is said here.
me says – reply to this

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i think he looks hot.
bigfatvaginamomma says – reply to this

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He's bee-you-tee-ful. Those eyes…
doug says – reply to this

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yeah right…..dude looks great…aging wonderfully. He has a mans face…. we ALL should look so good. Funny to me perez that YOU think this looks busted…look in the mirror dude!
Tina Jones says – reply to this

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BUSTED?? ARE YOU KIDDING?? MORE GUYS SHOULD LOOK THIS BUSTED THEN!!! He is still hot but i do think he has had some work done, he needs to stop going to Demi's plastic surgeon and he will be fine!!
Divasgone says – reply to this

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Did you guys do it and he just never called you again or WHAT?! He looks perfectly fine! Your post is a little bit over the top bitter… with some sort of weird ulterior motive…
Tim says – reply to this

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Its the lighting not the photoshp!
Liese says – reply to this

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is busted a new slang word for totally fuckable? i can never keep up with the slangs
truth says – reply to this

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he looks fine, and I am sure he is finding many things to do inDemi's bed, his carreer will be there when he wants it
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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HE IS HOT
becky says – reply to this

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WHAT career?!! He should be in some sit-com being silly (exactly like that 70s show where he was so cute), and that's that! Career! He wishes!
Ali says – reply to this

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He looks like the Japanese singer "KEN HIRAI" look it up!
JB says – reply to this

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Since when is Ashton's career in the crapper? His show on ABC is doing well and he's got a new movie coming out. You talk about him like he's 45–aging well? He's only like 30. Looks like a certain gay cuban blogger with rainbow hair woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. C'mon Perez, you're not that jealous of him, are you?
racquelray says – reply to this

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You, Perez, are talking about the way someone looks? Have you looked in the mirror lately.
Hot Cougar says – reply to this

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Busted?? Are you for real? If he looks busted to you, what do you see when you look in the mirror?
Diana says – reply to this

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Perez you must be blind . Where the f**k do u see busted , he looks good . I think its time for some glasses my cubanito
we about to comment oncem ore says – reply to this

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You only wish your fact looked that "busted"!!! I can't believe you even have the cajones to say something like that.

You only wish your fact looked that "busted"!!! I can't believe you even have the cajones to say something like that.
You only wish your fact looked that "busted"!!! I can't believe you even have the cajones to say something like that.
You only wish your fact looked that "busted"!!! I can't believe you even have the cajones to say something like that.
You only wish your fact looked that "busted"!!! I can't believe you even have the cajones to say something like that.
zxo0ox lisa.

btw i cant believed leanne said first like oh my gawd.

First of all..he has been up to new stuff…
Pop Fiction…
And a new movie coming out at the end of May if I'm not mistaken called Whats happens in Vegas with Cameron Diaz!
Perez,
You're just sounding a wee-bit jealous! Maybe his nose loks a lil big but he still is pretty damn hot.
Molly says – reply to this

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You're crazy Perez, Ashton looks hot as fuck!!!
Laury says – reply to this

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Oh come on Perez, Ashton is H-O-T and you know it. Heck, I'm pretty sure a lot of guys wish their faces looked that busted.
marce says – reply to this

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hey u wish that u could look like that u big headed HOG
FAT FUCK IS JEALOUS AGAIN says – reply to this

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just can't stand to see someone better looking getting ANY attention…typical bitch
Juliette says – reply to this

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Uuh, men with the big nose look gooooood.
Ans as they say: A man who has a big nose has a large… (tissue?) Anyway. He is looking good.
halzion78@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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what the hell are you talking about queen?!?!?!?!?! big nose? he's hot as hell!
adriana banana says – reply to this

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He's a cutie pattootee, Don't hate Perez, you know he looks good and that you would let him do you… I know I will..
Hit IT big nose…
Charlie says – reply to this

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BUSTED?

As much as I hate this guy, I must say he is a very good looking guy. I just wish his personality matched.

How can someone as fat or ugly as yourself judge anyone?

Jealous much?
UM...I GUESS says – reply to this

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perez! wtf are you talking about?? his face is busted???? ummm, more like gorgeous!! unlike yours you piece of ish! lol but seriously….
Cari says – reply to this

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What??? Ashton is a total fox! Demi is the one who's lucky to have HIM!! And, sorry Perez, he has more fans than you'll EVER have. All you do is belittle people and make fun of them…when you're the biggest & fattest fag in the world..cock sucker, tail gunner, rump rooster!
sam p says – reply to this

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im straight but even i think he's sexy ha ha
his eyes look crooked says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does he look like he's got a lazy eye?
Yah, he's a good looking lad, but the pic is BLECHHHHHHHHHH.
He's much cuter when he's smiling… I find these "pretty boy" types ridiculous looking when they try to look "smouldering…"
hehehe.. just a thought.
bev says – reply to this

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Ashton is gorgeous. I don't think there's a more hot looking guy in Hollywood.
Charles says – reply to this

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Ashton is still fine would love get what Demi's gettin from that…mmmm!!
dan says – reply to this

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shut the fuck up fattie! you could only wish to look that busted.
Missy says – reply to this

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What are you talking about? His career is fine….he is just is choosing to be behind the camera instead of in front of it. He is involved in that new show "Miss Guided", which is pretty cute. And Pop Fiction…and the movie coming up with Cameron Diaz. That's more than a lot of celebs are doing rightnow.
Winchell's ghost says – reply to this

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Oh, now the crazy Mario is back. Did you eat mushroom soup today? He looks better than ever!
Yikes!! says – reply to this

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Perez, I think you may be slipping. I don't know if you are letting someone else write your copy, but I just don't get you these days. There used to be reason to your madness, rationale to your cruelty…But these days leave me saying, "Uh?" And not laughing much either. If there is a human cog in your wheel, an incompetent…Get rid! If it's you, then may I suggest a realignment, or meditation? Maybe your loosing TOO much weight. If your in the fat, your in the funny. Anyway, ever since your Mayor expose - things have been, well…..weird! Get it together sweetie! btw- I love you!
cait says – reply to this

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i think ashton looks fine as hell…… i wouldn't kick him outta bed
Amy says – reply to this

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Are you kidding? Ashton is super hot!!!
John D says – reply to this

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WTF? Are we looking at the same photo? Ashton is a hottie!
Michelle says – reply to this

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He looks A.MAZ.ING! Are you crazy Perez? I wish more men looked like that hot piece of ass!
mangolicious says – reply to this

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he talks about how "his" kids have influenced musically and how he like Daft Punk…hahaha his kid or should I say ppl his age….
Marianne says – reply to this

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WTF? You have got to be kidding me! He looks H-O-T!!! Did you ever think that maybe all the photos before had a touched up nose, and this is natural? Personally, I'd lick that nose…he is gorgeous! Again…Perez's jealousy is seeping out! LOLOL!
M says – reply to this

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Yea… I don't think we are looking at the same Details cover cause "busted he is not.
JerseysFinest says – reply to this

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Im sorry but he is still fine!

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