How Do You Say This In German???

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Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!!
Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!!
Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!! Fucking hot!!!!

International diva, Miz Kylie Minogue, brings the beauty and glamour to the cover of the new Deutsch Vogue.

Meow!

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 11:26 pm / Email this »

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RAMEN! says – reply to this

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FIRRRRRRST!
And she is pretty.
YOGURT! says – reply to this

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FIRST.
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wowza says – reply to this

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KYLIE LOOKS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
hilary says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!! totally hot!
Jenelle says – reply to this

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I thought that was Gwen at first haha
jd says – reply to this

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1st HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT!
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first
sarah says – reply to this

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who cares
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Lisa says – reply to this

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I don't this woman could ever be flawless. Damn that photoshop.
nessa says – reply to this

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she so pretty reminiscent of marilyn
but shes has her own thing going
saara says – reply to this

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yay first!
ryan says – reply to this

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TURTLES!
fats says – reply to this

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you kill me with your over-rating this pastey boring white bitches.
f says – reply to this

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i luv her!!
katy says – reply to this

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fucking heiss.
Callie says – reply to this

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She's so pretty.
varinia says – reply to this

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'fickend heiss' would be the literal translation, but noone would really say it that way.
Jenna says – reply to this

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I'm not against Kylie, and she a wonderful woman — but this cover is clearly over-airbrushed! How come you don't point that out with her? I hate Mariah Carey and when she is on a cover, I can't stand it. Just show some equality.
Miss Mezza says – reply to this

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…Um, i think perhaps 'Fucking Hot!!! Fucking Hot!!!' should read 'Photo Shop!!! Photo Shop!!!'
Fetch = Kylie= NOT says – reply to this

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You trying to make Kylie happen is like trying to make fetch happen! Stop trying to make it happen! it's NOT going to happen!
Lee Lee says – reply to this

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Talk about photo shop. I had no fucking idea who that was until I scrolled down to read the paragraph.
mm hm
elli says – reply to this

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Ok id never use "fickend heiss"
Scheiss geil or schiess heiss, something like this more!
Chuck says – reply to this

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WOW! WOW! WOW!
vanny says – reply to this

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great photoshop minus the eye-whites … they're waaay to white!
hahahaha says – reply to this

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kylie's hot

perez is one ugly fuck

btw perez: canada HATES you!
YYYYAYAYAYA says – reply to this

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hahaha i read this while doing my german class homework!! haha
are u kidding? says – reply to this

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U KNOW..U GOTTA GET GLASSES! I LIKE KYLIE N EVERYTHING..BUT THAT IS A TOTAL AWKWARD POSE..IT LOOKS WEIRD..HER TEETH SEEMS TO BE STICKING OUT OR SOMETHIN..
Kate says – reply to this

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Hey Perez. Post the new Gillian Anderson maxim photos … that's what I call hot!
caro says – reply to this

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VERDAMMT SEXY
baam says – reply to this

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she looks like a man..
meluvulongtime says – reply to this

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irresistable. and irrepressible. america is not worthy of her royal divaness.
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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In German? Dieses ist 1000 times classier than the über-skankin Lindsay Lohansluttin.
lauren says – reply to this

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Cate Blanchett had her baby! yay
why? says – reply to this

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how much does she pay you seriously? who cares, shes basically worthless get over it
caro says – reply to this

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…and it's "deutsche" vogue…
jiame says – reply to this

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What's with the fag fascination with this woman?
www.brendanVELASQUEZ.COM says – reply to this

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PLAY IT ON YOUR SPEAKERPHONE!!!
ntvnat says – reply to this

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um… cant carry a baby to term? how do you say that in ubbi dubbi (the secret language of 'zoom')????
kassers says – reply to this

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Can anybody say SUPER AIRBRUSHED!!!!!
666 says – reply to this

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hag
Germangirl says – reply to this

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You could say either Sexy! or GEIL!!!!! in German. Enjoy.
Veronica says – reply to this

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She's sssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

SMOOCHES!!!
jojo says – reply to this

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Verdammt heiss….
total geil….
CC says – reply to this

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Go Kylie!!!! Perez U really rock for keeping up with Kylie!!!!!
marlana says – reply to this

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sie ist so schön!!!
ich liebe Sie PEREZ
Canada hasst Sie nicht perez!xxoxoxo
jojo says – reply to this

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total abgefahren….
voll geil….
zum abfahren geil….
zum anbeissen….
sugar says – reply to this

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beautiful. i thought she was gwen stefani
jojo says – reply to this

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by the way @#$%^& or whatever your name was….

ficken heiss makes absolutely no sense and germans would never say that!
bel says – reply to this

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verdammt heiss!

in german
Kbiz says – reply to this

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get over the obsession with this women..i havent seen her anywhere in America thats worth talking over…yeah shes pretty on an airbrushed mag..but isnt everyone? its not gunna HAPPEN!
victoria says – reply to this

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there's just sth abt this woman which i dislike… cant pin-point exactly what though.. think she is overrated
Flanbam says – reply to this

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VERDAMMT HEIß!!
leila says – reply to this

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Honestly, Perez, you are obsessed with promoting this woman, who in turn is obsessed with promoting herself. She's turning up everywhere! Yawn… All magazine covers get a good photoshop workout. We all know that. Stop trying to flog a dead horse. The American market indicated it did not like her product so leave it at that. She's made millions elsewhere. Find some new talent and flog that instead. Anyone would think you'd secretly changed sides!!!!!!!!!!! Either that or you've jumped on the "I like Kylie" gay bandwagon.
marcela ela ela says – reply to this

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BOTOX
BOTOX
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BOTOX
BOTOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drea says – reply to this

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If a gay man can say "Fucking Hot" that many times in a row for Kylie…..He CAN BE TURNED!! Vaginas unite!!!!!!
mila says – reply to this

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Old aged woman …Really helpless look. She is actually looking so manly. Enough with this old women - Madonna, Kylie, The Spice gals, etc. Give a chance for the fresh new strat.
JEWEL says – reply to this

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LEILA WELL SAID GIRL!!!
ANDREZZZZ says – reply to this

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Stop promoting this SHORT OLD PHOTOSHOPPED TALENTLESS MIDGET!!!
Casey says – reply to this

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All you other ppl who commented must have sh!t for brains! Kylie is awesome and should be gracing the covers of magazines WORLD WIDE!!!
enough with this midget already! says – reply to this

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Casey wake up truth hurts!!!!!
ITS SHANNA says – reply to this

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HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT………
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IM WAITING BITCHES BRING THAT SHIT FUCK PEREZ
ITS SHANNA says – reply to this

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HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT………
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
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IM WAITING BITCHES BRING THAT SHIT
andreaxc says – reply to this

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Sie ist voll geil!!! Sehr Sexy.
youareinconsistent says – reply to this

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She is airbrushed to death and not a WORD about it from you!! If this were anyone but her or Madonna you'd be flipping out all over them!!
Dear Perez . . . says – reply to this

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can you say photoshop? perez stop pushing your agenda down my throat. you piss me the fuck off when you criticize one and praise another for the very same thing. besides why the hell is a gay man calling any woman hot?
Dear Perez . . . says – reply to this

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Re: youareinconsistent – ditto!
lola says – reply to this

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Did you see the photo of her promoting her line of bed linen in a mini-dress made out of white feathers? It was one of the worst dresses I've ever seen, and much too short for Ms Minogue's legs. Why don't you post that photo, Perez? But then there are also the photos of her promoting her lines of perfume, lingerie, swimwear, etc. Money, money, money. That's why she wanted to break into the American market. PLENTY of money there. Promote someone with real talent, Perez, who is on their way up. Kylie's been around long enough and your obsession is becoming boring.
writergal says – reply to this

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sooooooooooooo perez has a girl crush!
Journogirl says – reply to this

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What's so great about that cover…i really don't see it. her teeth and mouth look weird. Perez is a JACKASS
Sammy Jo says – reply to this

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GAHHHH this photo is the epitome of classy… I love the retro-vibe. STUNNING! Go Kylie!!! Excellent taste, Perez. Screw the haters–rock on, bitch! I love you!!
leila says – reply to this

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Re: JEWEL – Thanks Jewel
AMO says – reply to this

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What's so hot about her? Her teeth are bigger than her ears. And what do you know; you fag?
caroaber says – reply to this

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Yawn.

Face it, she has no buzz in this country.
natski says – reply to this

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sorry to dissapoint you all but she's not air brushed. I've been lucky enough to see her up close and I kid you not her skin is like porcelain, it is absolutely flawless. Very good make-up job though. Love her.
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My german isnt the best but i believe "Ficken Heiss" is a bit off… I would structure it into a sentence… something like…."Sie sieht so Heiss und Geil aus, Gott des willens will ich sie f*cken!" Please pardon my grammar as I am an Ami . or to shorten that up, I would just say:

Heiss und Geil und Heiss und Geil und Heiss und Geil und Heiss und Geil und Heiss und Geil und Heiss und Geil und Bereit…
Sabine says – reply to this

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verdammt HEIß!!!!
greetings from AUSTRIA
sabine
cici says – reply to this

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if only she could dance. stalking around on stage and showing off a pretty bum just doesn`t make it. and "verdammt heiß"? well, no!!
Emma-Wee says – reply to this

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ficken heiss. duh….
Lee says – reply to this

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In German you say:

Es ist verdammt geil!
Verdammt scharf!
Oberaffentittengeil!
V says – reply to this

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Perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what about Britney S?????
she got into a car accident tday…..i want to hear more about that!!!!
wilton says – reply to this

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wauuu
oh*joy says – reply to this

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This bitch is NOWHERE! Perez, please stop it with her already.
Ximena says – reply to this

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She is so beautiful!!! I think a little generic but I admire her courage to fight cancer and be this hot. And is an excellent picture, photoshop all over the place, but just where it should be. It's Vogue. PEREZ Eres lo maximo!!!! Me caes de pelos, te leo todos los dias. Saludos desde Mexico.
xx says – reply to this

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dude perez it's so obvious your a faggg it's like you are allways screaming about how hot this chick and that other dita vonteese chick is is its like if they were just normal women not celebrities without 20 pounds of make-up they would just be 2 hot chicks she is not fucking insanely smoking hot like you are always fucking screaming . dude just stick to what you know judging guys and let the real men judge a womens hotness, not a homo!!!(also perezzers and zexy are gayest most annoying words ive ever heard)
JinDallas says – reply to this

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Where is her boob? one bump up one down???
TINA says – reply to this

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SHES A HAS BEEN.

I AM SO OVER HER.
mariah is the best says – reply to this

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International diva??

no

she is not big in europe.

X(her new album) - Germany

15-48-62-70-75-86-85-out-out-out-86-65-65-83-93-85
Skizzy says – reply to this

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Kylie is FIERCE! She looks hot here and it still baffles me why she isn't as big a sensation here as she is elsewhere. Her album, X, is absolutely amazing and I love every song on it. I think if it had more exposure in the US then more people would realize how amazing she is, it really is a great album. But I agree with Perez about her first single choice. Although "All I See" has grown on me, there are better songs. "Speakerphone" and "Like a Drug" are my personal favorites…
Long LIve KYLIE says – reply to this

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Kylie is the Queen of POP ! She's brilliant. Please give her new album a listen. It's a gazillion times better than the Britney crap and its a consistent album with very very catchy tunes.
go platinum or fuck off says – reply to this

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being big in other parts of the world has never been impressive here, ask David Beckham, Americans don't give a shit about how it is where you're from
88 from the tip you booty bandit says – reply to this

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88. AB viking rule
texmex says – reply to this

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omg stunning! kylie is a true woman: super classy, extremely gorgeous and strong!
ELLE says – reply to this

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FIRST
VERY NICE PICTURE BUT WHEN WHEN YOU LIKE SOMEONE YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE PHOTOSHOP PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!why?
998 says – reply to this

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WHAT THE FUCK IS does ZEXY that shit is so gay
CC says – reply to this

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Re: leila –
What's with this dead horse I keep seeing, that's what doesn't make any sense!
If Perez wants to promote Kylie he will. You need to get over it. Get your own blog then if you don't like it. This is way better then seeing Britney or Lindsay getting in trouble or doing God knows what. Kylie deserves credit and respect. 2 Queens can't be wrong.
CC says – reply to this

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Re: JEWEL –

Obvious you know what a dead horse is suppose to mean in this blog.

I say Kylie is still alive, well, lovin life. And that is horrid someone would use the word dead after what Kylie has been through. JEWEL you must mean CRUEL!

GO PEREZ POST WHAT U WANT!!!! IT'S UR BLOG!!! ALIVE & KICKIN
ghztd says – reply to this

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it would be deutsche vogue and not deutsch vogue. but an american retard cant know that.
CC says – reply to this

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Re: enough with this midget already! –

Truth does hurt so does CANCER, even for what u called a midget

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