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If You've Got It, Flaunt It!

Eva Longoria's new ads for Bebe.

We think the menz are gonna enjoy these more than the ladies!

Meeau.

Posted: April 14, 2008 at 6:40 pm

134 comments to “If You've Got It, Flaunt It!”

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kkkkkk says – reply to this

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WOAH
Kari says – reply to this

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:]
Cookie says – reply to this

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first!! she still looks amazing tho!!! xxx
kristen m. says – reply to this

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woww
yeah says – reply to this

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ugh.. to bad we can't all look that cute in the swim wear!
mimi says – reply to this

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She's hot for being old! Go Girl!
jordan says – reply to this

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She is delicious!!!!
ceci says – reply to this

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hot.. but the clothes are not
meow says – reply to this

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EW she's so fucking ugly. and she has the figure of a ten year old boy. how embarrassing.
bigbumpaa says – reply to this

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1st..?? Eva looks like Cheyl Cole here.. Still beautiful though..
honey says – reply to this

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1st
dkjsafh says – reply to this

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12th
nonCYBOY says – reply to this

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slut
marissa says – reply to this

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i love eva!! i think she's gorgeous!! anyone that has anything negative to say about her is stupid.
j says – reply to this

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hot
I Don't Get It says – reply to this

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I do not get her appeal. There are thousands of more beautiful women out there than Eve Long-boria. She looks like a fishstick….
EWWWW says – reply to this

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SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN!!!! She is so unattractive!!!! What the fuck is wrong with her nose?! Good thing she didn't smile with her teeth, SNAGGLE TOOTH!
Gotcha! says – reply to this

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Duh!
BOB says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Daisy says – reply to this

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1st!!!!
Lucia says – reply to this

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depressingly stunning!!!!!!
first says – reply to this

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first!! these pictures are so gorgeous i love them
val says – reply to this

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3rd??
c says – reply to this

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slut
bathog says – reply to this

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i know she wants me
mama says – reply to this

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daaauuuummmm!!!!!!!!!!!
jp says – reply to this

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hot
hey you says – reply to this

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WWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
biq says – reply to this

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she looks like piper halliwell on the third one
lenar says – reply to this

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FIRST (:
b says – reply to this

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She is over the hill
beee says – reply to this

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ONE ONE ONE
ajfnklaewra says – reply to this

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3rd!
Sin D Fetish says – reply to this

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this lady is wet just looking……….
James says – reply to this

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very nice!
rachelshavon says – reply to this

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SHE IS WAY TO FUCKING SKINNY!!!!!!!!!!!! HER ARMS ARE GROSS LOOKING!!
hottiebombalotti says – reply to this

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shmexy
Deeeeeeeeeeeee says – reply to this

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11th……………….
Trina says – reply to this

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Get some talent
YUCK says – reply to this

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i am a male and i do not think her body is sexy what so ever
Ashley says – reply to this

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i'm a straight lady……but DAYUM! Eva looks hotttt!!!!!!!!!
barbara says – reply to this

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shes gorgeous. i loveeeeeeeee her
Moi says – reply to this

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OLD? WTF? Are you out of your mind? She's young. She's like 100 pounds…Does she eat?
Me says – reply to this

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Ok ..i absolutely do not like eva ….and when theres something negative to say about her, I am there….But seriously how could you not say these pics are good??? I mean LOOK at her body?????? Anyone that says that they would not kill to look like that, are lying!
worldofbong.com says – reply to this

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airbrush or photoshop?

worldofbong.com
sexymama3 says – reply to this

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she looks amazing in the green pic! Stop hating dumbasses u wish u had that body!!!!
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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The photographer for the shoot photoshopped the Hell outta those pictures! Her body does NOT look like that at all. She has no breasts and a tiny ass. Everyone thinks she is soo hot, but she's really not. There are plenty of other celebrities who would have been a better choice for the Bebe ad. Just not a big fan of hers.
tamy lee says – reply to this

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not an once of fat….i hate her!!!!!
Eva LongWhoria says – reply to this

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Perez, I lose more and more respect for you when you talk about how great Eva "Media Whore" Longoria-Parker.
STOP POSTING ABOUT HER SO SHE CAN FADE INTO OBLIVIAN AND GO BACK TO SAN ANTONIO AND BE WITH HER "HUSBAND" SINCE SHE LOVES HIM SO MUCH
CAN YOU SAY PHOTOSHOP, THEY SHOULD WIN AN AWARD
tazard says – reply to this

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talk about push up bra on those last 2 pics
Alicia says – reply to this

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she is beautiful, but can you say photoshop much? She doesn't need it….so please stop perpetuating the media driven idea that you can acheive this photoshopped beauty…unrealistic standards cause body image issues to rise not only for the women who see these pics, but also for those getting their pictures taken.
VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this

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MUNCHIHI FACE!
GoGo DoJo says – reply to this

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San Diego:

No snow, but so many flakes. Much love, but too many fakes. A corner of the world, a place called home. San Diego, the new fall of Rome. * ©

www.gogodojo.com
wetrwrtert says – reply to this

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EAT SOMETHING!
raz says – reply to this

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AY CARAMBA!
reenie says – reply to this

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Poor Tony! Dontcha think it's time for Eva to get some breast implants already??
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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Re: meow –
THANK YOU for finally saying what most people really think of her! She thinks she's sexy, but she is sadly mistaken. She needs to get pregnant off that hideous creature she calls a husband before he divorces her ass for someone his own age…that way, she can collect alimony and child support!
VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this

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THESE PICTURES LOOK LIKE FOR A ADD FOR A CHEESY TANNING SALON! IT DOES NOTHING FOR THE CLOTHES! SHE LOOKS GOOD BUT THE CLOTHES DOESNT! THEY WERE SHOT IN L.A. I BET? THEY DONT GET FASHION THERE ITS ALL CHEEEEZZZZE!
JELOUSSSSS BITCH'S says – reply to this

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I love how every time Perez says a celerbirty is hot all the girls get all mad and start calling her ugly, and a slut (shes not a slut never seen evidence of that) TALK ABOUT JELOUSSSS GET OVER YOURSELFS
SHES BEAUTIFUL
BITCH PLEASE
Mimi Rocks says – reply to this

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Oh bitch, PLEASE!! When is Bebe going to kick this cougar's ass to the curb already?
shosh says – reply to this

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She always wears chicken cutlets in her bra! She's a fake! Don't pat her on the back for something she didn't earn!
Chris says – reply to this

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Funny you don't comment on the really obvious air brushing here!
JELOUS OLD LADIES says – reply to this

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I love how every time Perez says a celerbirty is hot all the girls get all mad and start calling her ugly, and a slut (shes not a slut never seen evidence of that) TALK ABOUT JELOUSSSS GET OVER YOURSELFS
SHES BEAUTIFUL
BITCH PLEASE
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OO AND I GAURENTEE THE PPL WHO ARE CALLING HER UGLY ARE OLD LADIES WHO ARE HIDEOUS OR YOUNG GIRLS WHO WISH THEY WERE THAT HOT
She's like 4'2" says – reply to this

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She is a dwarf! Who cares!
JELOUSS MUCH says – reply to this

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JELOUSSS MUCH YOUR GIRLS ARE SO LAME GET A LIFE AND STOP BEING TO JELOUS CUZ SHE HOT AND YOUR NOT
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OO AND I LOVE YOU PEREZ (SOMETIMES…)
BITCH PLEASE
David says – reply to this

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Urgh, what won't this bitch do for money? Christ.
PHOTOSHOP says – reply to this

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I know it is her, but she's barely recognizable.. especially the bottom left picture. Can you say– PHOTOSHOP!!!
puleeze says – reply to this

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ok, who photoshopped the midget?
Kate says – reply to this

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Mutton dressed as lamb…
iloveperez says – reply to this

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If u got it, flaunt it….???? Got what????? The bitch aint got nuthin!
lb says – reply to this

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perez! you're gay…don't forget about the ladies, that we love the ladies too.
katie says – reply to this

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too bad she looks NOTHING like this in real life!
Kwanna says – reply to this

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I dont think she is pretty at all. She looks just like every other person only with a hair and make up team.
cdawg says – reply to this

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tp is one lucky guy!

GO SPURS!!
Gossip Girl says – reply to this

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This is definitely another PHOTOSHOP AWARD!
Nasty says – reply to this

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Eva has one of the most unattractive bodies in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If she'd gain about 20 pounds she'd look so much better…..2 words: CHICKEN LEGS!!!!!!!
Spelling Checker says – reply to this

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Re: JELOUS OLD LADIES – IT'S SPELLED J-E-A-L-O-U-S.
Jon says – reply to this

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She's one of the most beautiful women in the world!!!!! Love Eva can't wait to see what she does next…
mushy says – reply to this

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Eva looks like a lil. rat can we just be honest here ,we all know these photos are soooo photoshopped. Perezito is Eva paying you or Bebe to say positive things about this tiny fugly lil media whore. The woman is flat as a board where did these breasts come from.
deena says – reply to this

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Photoshop done right!!!!
bscott says – reply to this

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damn look at dem fine ass legs. so toned and sexual. loves it much
quit hating says – reply to this

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I wish all of these girls would stop hating on my Girl Eva. She is so Beautiful and so talented not to mention funny. She has a killer body and she is wonderful all the way. So to all of you with your negative comments get a life and remember what your mother taught you. If you don't have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all.
ashleigh says – reply to this

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wow, those pictures do not look like her at all! way too much photoshop, especially the last two.
loulou says – reply to this

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this chick is the most boring person i have ever seen. when are her 15 minutes going to be OVer?!?! i'm so sick of her. UGH
Liz says – reply to this

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SHORT BONY WHORE
SHORT BONY WHORE
SHORT BONY WHORE
SOOOOOO Photoshopped its not even funny!
VIVA LA PHOTOSHOP!!
Cass says – reply to this

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My boyfriend is so not allowed to see this.
Photoshop does wonders! says – reply to this

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PHOTOSHOPPED as hell
HASNT ANYONE SEEN THIS WHORE WITHOUT MAKEUP!! ILL FREAK OUT
SHe is an UGLY BONY WHORE!!!
pickle pie says – reply to this

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she'd look great if she gained 10 lbs. bony is not hot.
Cindy says – reply to this

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Yes she is an attractive lady but THIS doesnt even look like her? Perez are you a little blind??
Jonathan says – reply to this

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OMG, She looks the double of CHERYL COLE on the bottom left pic!!!!!!!
melissajean0 says – reply to this

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Damn her and her skinny fetusness…GRR
suze says – reply to this

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got what? she weighs like 12 lbs.?
cass says – reply to this

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She's BEAUTIFUL!
I still think she needed to be with that Slater guy. lol
that other dude is too freakin tall!
lilmiss0t says – reply to this

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Eva looks really good, she is hot. But I have to ask, whats wrong with her knee in the bottom right pic?!
Katie says – reply to this

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Hey, Perez.. how come everyone else is photoshopped, but she's all real there?
ed says – reply to this

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GIVE ME A BREAK WITH THIS NO TALENT SKANK! SHE LOOKS LIKE THE KARATE KID IN DRAG, ONLY IN THIS ONE YOU CANT TELL DUE TO THE OVER PHOTOSHOPPING WORK. THIS BROAD LOOKS LIKE A JACKAL IN HEAT WHEN SHE SMILES, TO HELL WITH HER!
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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HOTT…I DONT SEE A 12 YR OLD BOY BOD THERE….
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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Leave it to a fashion photographer to slut-up an otherwise perfectly sexy CLOTHING photo shoot.
Lysette says – reply to this

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It's good you put a name with the pictures because I didn't recognize who it was. Talk about photoshop done right. Eva Longoria looks so amazing, she is unrecognizable. The pictures are pulled to elongate her face and body and then retouched to become someone else. Flaunt it … right.
souptown2k2 says – reply to this

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Talk about photo shopped!!!!!

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