Sweating To With the Oldies
Filed under: Madonna > Anglophilia > Gwyneth Paltrow

Most girlfriends like to get together, have a cocktail and dish about men.
Not these two!
Madonna invited Gwyneth over to her personal gym at her London house on Monday.
The material mom has revealed recently that her new workout consists of old-school aerobics and lots of band work.
That actually sounds kina fun!
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Posted: April 14, 2008 at 6:20 pm



FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew check out the sweat around her crotch!!! nasty
3rd?
did M soil herself?
did madonna pee herself?
SECOND
Dear God…… is it sweat or does she need Depends? Why is the "Pissed my pants" look becomeing common?
Nice wet sweats in the crotchal area - yuck!
first~!!!!!!!!!!!!
where da wite wimmen at????
where da wite wimmen at????
where da wite wimmen at????
where da wite wimmen at????
where da wite wimmen at????
She forgot her diaper!
ugh madonna
10th………………………………….
it's cause they're old
Did Madonna pee her pants??? Gross!!
1st
1stt???
Ok, the whole FIRST thing is the most fucking childish piece of crap I've ever seen!!! OMG I'M SECOND!!!!!I can die now.
second!
schmexy bodyguard
ok, old woman hands and seemingly pissed pants = NOT CUTE GIRL!!!
OMFG! Did Madge totally piss all over herself?
as much fun as eating a bowl of your own shit!
did she piss her pants?
8th?
firsttt
MADONNA I LUV U SEXI
M peed her pants.
!!
lol
i know you guys sit on your asses on the computer all day long but its called sweat
ew check out the crotch sweat… SEXY
How could Perez not notice that her Madgesty looks like she pee'd her sweat pants?
SWEATY CROTCH
i love madonna but like she has been singing since my mom was a kid
dont u think its time to retire??
With all of her huge endorsement deals for this new album, did she bother to get one with Depends? pissed pants=not vogue
bitch…please. don't care how much vadge works out, she's still an old gap-toothed hag.
i love this bitch!!!
i love this bitch!!!
i love this bitch!!!
i love this bitch!!!
Madonna kicks ass!
okay IMMATURE! It's called SWEAT, not piss! Gawd people GROW THE FUCK UP!!! Seriously!!!
Perez, you fatass…
(((nobody)))
(((gives)))
(((a)))
(((flying)))
(((fuck))!!!!
she needs to convert that home gym into a home hair salon. Not only does it always look dirty and nasty but the big brown roots mixed with the bright blonde makes her head look like a raccoons sitting on her head.
I think she needs either a bladder repair or laser vaginal rejuvination. Hate to see her after she sneezes.
Look….her gynatalia is drooling.
I had an aerobics instructor who used to have this happen to her as well. It ain't sweat.
This happens to Fergie when she jumps around on the stage as well on a full bladder.
I am so sick of Madonna and her workouts… Have an icec ream and relax, beaych!!!
OK People…I see BUZZARD CLAWS!!!
Plus, Dear Gwyneth, maybe you should reconsider working out with MAN-donna…because that is just what you will look like if you follow her "fit-ness" regimen.
Love,
Taffey Dollar
actually Gwyneths is thee one who looked liked she pissed herself.. Madonna has sweat all over her legs and thighs.. Gwyn just has it around her crotch.. But from what I heard Madonna dances in a hot room for over an hour. No wonder she still looks as great as she does… She keeps at it
so why does she look like she just pissed herself
Maybe they were doing a little carpet munching.
It looks like Madonna peed herself! ha
Check out the bulging vein on Madonna's temple - (yuk) she really does take working out seriously -
why does it look like she pee'd her pants?
If Madonna wants to seem young and relevant, she should more carefully choose with whom she's seen in public. I guess Leni Riefenstahl wasn't available.
OMG i was finally first
:D:D:D:D:D:D
Hey Perez–as much as you were riding Fergie about being wet between the legs I am surprised you havent said anything about Whordonna. That is gross that bitch needs some Depends pronto and Gwyneth needs a burger pronto.
Madonna looks like she look a pee all over herself! LOL While Gwenth looks like she didn't even work out or make a dent in the over priced water she is clinging to.
Nobody cares about this boring old bitch anymore.
Is Madge above getting made fun of because of her crotch sweat stains?
bitch looks rough. she is a gap-toothed, fag-hag whore, phony English accented whore. She looks like a whore and is a whore. Plus - did I mention she has a gap-tooth, roots showing and is a bitch to top it off? Who needs it?
***** yawn ****** this hag is old. no one gives a shit anymore except the gays and Euros.
Re: madonna is OLD – 60th? vadge sux. she's old and has a gap-tooth.
2 limp fish.
who cares.
Madge has such a sweaty vadge.
Why not rip on her for the sweaty crotch? Anyone else would have been. That is disgusting, is she too good to use the ladies locker room to shower and put on some fresh clothes?
That's just disgusting
did she piss herself????? Gross…who sweats THAT much in that area?
YUCK! This is completely disgusting! How could you put this nasty ass picture of this "SWEATY CUNT" on here. She is definitely a tired ass cunt. BTW, "HARD CANDY" is a 'HOT MESS" just like her in this pic!!!
OMG!!! MAN-DONNA AKA "SWEATY CROTCH" IS HERE!!! OLD, DIRTY, TACKY, SKANK, DISGUSTING WHORE!!! GO AWAY SLUT!!!
Ewww looks like madge can't hold it any more…..GROSS
Did Madonna wet her pants???
Who does she think she is, Fergie
Geeezzz…Madonna's hair is so ugly and old.
she looks better photoshopped. lol
atleast when ur photoshopped…u dont pee on urself! lol
My wife's new CD, Hard Candy, has been leaked onto the internet, not the www, but the internet. You'll have to look for it.
these 2 smug snobs sicken me!
I LOVE MADONNA … LOVE LOVE LOVE HER (but … sweaty-crotch-much … I mean that's nasty any way you slice it)
TWO OVERPAID OVERPROMOTED NO TALENT SKANKS, ALTHOUGH I MUST ADMIT I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR MADONNA. SHE NEVER HAD TO USE NEPOTISM AS A CAREER VIRTUE
yuck thats nasty!!! smelly cunt!
Did she pee herself?
Geez - there are some pretty bad roots on both of those "blonde" ladies. Gwynnie's hair is naturally really dark, isn't it? If I had that much $$$ I don't think I'd have nearly that much trouble keeping the illusion….
Re: me – Number 53 just had a "first" orgasm.
Anyhoo, leave Madonna and Gwyneth alone. They should have picked a shorter quicker route to the limo, though, with no paparazzi.
is it just me or did she pull a fergie?
aka piss herself in public?
time for madonna to start wearing depends
OMG ewwww
Ok, nobody's puss region sweats that much. Not even mine. Not even a little. You shouldn't post pictures like that of her, dammit. For some reason, I just lost a little love for her. Not much, but a little
poor madona looks like she peed herself. can't she afford root touch up?
yuk.
sad
Too bad that disgusting hag didn't invite YOU Perez….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And what the fuck is she wearing??Design PH??On the other hand it suits her age.Ridiculous!!
This would only look like "fun" if you are into "water sports"! Oh! Wait, this is PERASS who said that..and I am fairly sure with his gay ass he is most DEFINITELY into that! LMAOOOOOOOO