Putting The Maury Povich Show Out Of Business

No longer will people need to go on morning talk shows to find out who their babydaddy is!

New technology has now created an over the counter DNA testing kit!!

The Identigene DNA Testing Collection Kit is being sold at local drugstores.

Can you imagine how many great YouTube videos will come as a result of this???

The test is easy to administer. Both the child and suspected babydaddy just need to pass a cotton swab, included in the kit, along the inside of their cheek.

Currently, the kit is being sold at Rite Aid and Meijer stores and is located near the home pregnancy tests. And, if your local store doesn't carry the testing kits, you can also order them online!

Who do U think will be the next celeb that will have to purchase one?

Trailer parks across America are so happy with this new development!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 7:40 pm / Email this »

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teej says – reply to this

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first!
Jess says – reply to this

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First, bitches!!!
chitchatcat says – reply to this

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wtf 9th
Kel says – reply to this

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Interesting for sure… but what's with the tagline sperminated? Is Connie preggers?
kokololo says – reply to this

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FIRST
KRISTYN CHICAGO says – reply to this

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HES BAD ASS
Hmmm... says – reply to this

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This is soo last week. This story was on every news channel in NYC last week. And people will still go on the Maury show because they are too cheap, or too poor to afford a DNA test.
old newsss says – reply to this

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firsst
this is old newssss
it was first reported in the newspaper
Amanda says – reply to this

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omg. that is insane! now we can easily know if Pete Wentz is the father of ASSlees baybay
tooks says – reply to this

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1st biotches!!!
BRC says – reply to this

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first!
jordan says – reply to this

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first
L. says – reply to this

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First!
barbara says – reply to this

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you are incredibly late. like two weeks tops.
AMY says – reply to this

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about fucking time.
Jessica says – reply to this

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Jamie-Lynn?? That British druggie who just gave birth??
suthunbelle says – reply to this

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Hi perez
Kaitt says – reply to this

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Wow.
Maury is what makes my day.
r says – reply to this

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ridic
elize says – reply to this

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first
michelle says – reply to this

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first
Silvia says – reply to this

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Old news.
fo sho says – reply to this

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Georgia will be happy

first?
sdf says – reply to this

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HAHA no way
asdf says – reply to this

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first omg!
jared leto says – reply to this

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the pregnant man
That guy says – reply to this

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Nice.
chitchatcat says – reply to this

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Stop it
monika says – reply to this

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firssttt!
YA says – reply to this

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FIRST
cina says – reply to this

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cant wait!
Jamie says – reply to this

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I heard it was crazy expensive too!!
Shaniqua says – reply to this

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WHY?!!?!?? I love maury ! jesus why? i been on that show 12 times and i know the fathers of my 3 kids ! Thanx boi
Bunbury Bunnie says – reply to this

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only in fuckin america….
White Girl says – reply to this

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trailer parks? sweetie, don't you mean the projects? it's usually the ones named shanequa who have the multiple baby daddies.
Guy Richie says – reply to this

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Madonna's new music CD, Hard Candy, has been leaked onto the internet. Not the www, but the internet. Go look for it.
cdd says – reply to this

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Trailer parks??????? More like black men across america just shit their pants……IT IS A SAD DAY FOR PLAYA'S…….LOL
AlleyKat says – reply to this

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Trailer Parks my ass. The freaking GHETTO! Get some of those off the welfare system
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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I think Maury has no worry. The point of going on his show is not to find the paternity of their little brats, but to act the fool in front of millions of people and get a free trip to Chicago.
red says – reply to this

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All the trashy academics will need to get them too.
alex says – reply to this

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i know them both. family friends. nice people.
hootzzzz says – reply to this

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****Ugh,whatever……you should just go molest some more rival (and younger) blogger's,than sue them when you get caught with your pervy inclinations……honestly,your gonna get self righteous and angry at "Jonathan Lewandowski " ?….why,for just doing what you do to others everyday…talkin' shit …your such a HIPO-crit…you need to change your name to Perv-rez……for realz…****
amanda says – reply to this

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this is like way old! they have been selling these at the local rite aid in SACRAMENTO since last winter atleast…

how old!!!
w says – reply to this

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You know, you'd think this would be amazing, but is the person who is questioning the paternity of their children going to be able to afford the almost 150 dollars it takes to send to the lab? I mean really. I'd personally rather have Maury do that shit, FO FREE
Bitch please says – reply to this

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@36 he meant trailer trash! Learn to read!
White Chick says – reply to this

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Re: Bitch please – it reads "Trailer parks across America are so happy with this new development!" might be time for you to make an appointment to see an eye doctor. don't worry sista, medicaid will pay for it.
John says – reply to this

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You'll never need one, butt fuck.
If they come up with a home AIDS test, pick one up,
and I hope it's positive.
raghnall says – reply to this

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I work at a Rite Aid and we've sold these kits for a couple of months now.
emiee says – reply to this

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ashlee simpson will be the first one to order it.
she'll have to see if pete wentz or her papa is the daddy.
cdd says – reply to this

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Re: Bitch please – You think you'd be happy with this MAYBE you can find out who the "babies daddies"are???Now if you can get the government to pay for the test's,hhaaayyyyy…
Gwendolyn says – reply to this

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OH how RUDE PEREZ trying to cut down TRAILER PARKS across AMERICIA we prefer MOBILE HOME PARKS now a days, and I am very PROUD to have my own MOBILE HOME (trailer) sure beats living in an APARTMENT!
Olivia says – reply to this

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Duh Perez these have been around for a couple years! You could order them online super easy…. Not that I would personally know haha….
wow says – reply to this

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wow im surprised there arent more posts commenting on this! this is pretty freakin amazing to me! i guess it was only a matter of time, but still. who would have thought that a process that is ususally so complex and costs so much could be easily taken care of by buying your own kit? lmao!
emski says – reply to this

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oh man, maury..what an entertaining show
Zenna Sez says – reply to this

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I think it's AWESOME, but why didn't you mention the exhorbitant cost? And why does it cost MORE to have a (alleged) Father & Child test vs. (alleged) Father, Child, AND Birth Mother??? You'd think it would be the other way around. And again, WHY does it cost a HELL of a lot more for
$249 - Home DNA Test - Alleged Father, Child and Biological Mother
$289 - Home - Alleged Father and Child only
$399 - Legal - Alleged Father, Child and Biological Mother (optional) includes legal analysis.
$649 - Immigration (Visa) - Includes Alleged Father, Child and Biological Mother (optional). Additional collection fees may apply.
$449 - Prenatal DNA - Includes Alleged Father, Biological Mother (required) and Prenatal Sample (CVS/Amnio)
Bridget says – reply to this

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Sounds good but at 150 bucks I am guessing trailer parks will still opt for The Jerry Springer show because its free and— HEY FREE VACA Y'ALL!!!
coco says – reply to this

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It isn't quite as simple as buying a home pregnancy test as the drugstore. You still have to send your DNA sample to a LAB and wait for them to send the results in a couple of weeks.
dieubee says – reply to this

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perez,

do you really think the people that buy these kits will actually know how to use it properly?

i mean, if they don't know who their baby daddy is . . .

hahajk
kim says – reply to this

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the test kit is $249, i am guessing most of the poeple that go on Maury/live in a trailer dont have an extra $249 lying around.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA BOYYYYYYYYYY says – reply to this

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Pete Wentz maybe
notyobabymama says – reply to this

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Kinda worried that people will freak out and hurt a kid they just found out wasn't theirs. Not just emotionally, but like literally hurt them. It could be dangerous.

Anyway, I don't respect any woman who would lie about who her childs father is and/or slept with so many guys she doens't know which one fathered it. So I am of two minds about this. On the one hand, I think it's a good thing. on the other I am concerned for the safety oF the children this is going to effect. I bet there are some women out there sweating bullets right now.

FESS UP BITCHES!!!
hillary says – reply to this

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that bathog gives me a juicy wide on
emt says – reply to this

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now if laquesha can only get medicaid to pay for it????she can collect double dollaz…….fur realz…..lol.
cdd says – reply to this

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Re: notyobabymama – Women sweating bullets? Half of the black men in america just shit themselves..can you say "paycheck garnished"..hello child support,goodbye clubbin..
googlymoogly says – reply to this

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Re: White Chick –
Hm what's worse… projects or trailer parks? meth heads or crack heads?
fat white trailer trash fighting their sister over some toothless lame hick dude who knocked them both up, or a black girl named Shanequa who doesn't know who her babies father is…
I don't see the difference here. It all sounds pretty f-ing pathetic. White and black. So you can go ahead and get off your high horse and ride your bike back to the trailer park you came from. m-kay? bu-by.
notyobabymama says – reply to this

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Re: cdd –
CCD
*eyes rolling* Give it a rest.
Laura says – reply to this

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Be careful - this was my thesis - these tests are SHIT! -most of the people who run them only have a vague idea of what they are testing so DO NOT SPEND THE MONEY!!!!
Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this

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So the suspected "babydaddys" are just going to lay down for a thorough swabbing? Yeah right. I'm thinking the dance move "the running man" is about to take on a whole new meaning.
Corey says – reply to this

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Now I wonder if the kit can determine if two people are siblings?
Mickey D says – reply to this

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Uhm Dude…. your sooo late with this one! Not to mention the fact that you've been super late on a WHOLE bunch of crap. It seems like the bigger you get the crappier your page gets.
cdd says – reply to this

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Re: notyobabymama – Give it a rest? I'm shitting my own pants,I've got 3 bitchez out there looking for child support….you sound a little worried,do you have something to hide from your husband?????i wouldn't worry about the childs saftey,but i would worry about the bitchez…..you havn't been to detroit have you?..iv'e had alot of hookups with white girls from out of town..
Ayana says – reply to this

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nooooooooooooooo!
deedee says – reply to this

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Trailer parks across America are so happy with this you say Perez? That comment is beneath even you.
Kandy says – reply to this

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Do you mean that now we won't get to see all those whores falling down and crashing into plants and bawling because the 19th guy they tested wasn't the babydaddy?! denied! That sure made for some good television. poor Maury.
smorf says – reply to this

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Eddie Murphy should buy stock in this company
happybaby says – reply to this

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Let the law suits begin
Cotton Candy says – reply to this

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They don;t spend the money to buy condoms, you think they'll spend the $$ to buy the test?
Cotton Candy says – reply to this

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They don't spend the money to buy condoms, you think they'll spend the $$ to buy the test?
emt says – reply to this

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Re: Kandy – i agree…i loved when they showed that stuff
amber says – reply to this

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Yay for Meijer… for selling one of the biggest white trash things ever!!
But people go on Maury for the free trip and the FREE TEST!!!
They can't afford that price!
Pattycakes says – reply to this

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Re: Cotton Candy – EXACTLY!!!
WHEW! says – reply to this

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Oh good i thought you meant her old ass was preggers somehow.
syllllll says – reply to this

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haha, katie holmes! she needs a way out
Jakobi says – reply to this

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Oh for serious? Looks like Maury's gonna have to get more Trannys, fat babies and women afraid of pickles.
Snickers says – reply to this

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Oh man - I'm gonna miss all the trailer trash whigger white chicks dragging 5 different black dudes on the stage and the head-bobbing and punching and screaming and yelling that goes on those shows!
chinye says – reply to this

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yeah, this was news a month ago
elisa says – reply to this

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Brit brit's little sister should buy one to see who is the babby-daddy!!!
sister baby daddy mama says – reply to this

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don't worry… maury can still have shows about bad kids, whos cheatin' on who, and love triangles. we don't always need to know about your baby daddy.
DMAN says – reply to this

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I FEEL LIKE CHINESE FOOD FOR SOME REASON
HEY CONNIE GO GET ME SOME , I CANT SEND
THAT FAT ASS PEREZ HEED EAT IT ALL ON THE WAY BACK
Mulatto Girl says – reply to this

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Re: googlymoogly –

Are you kidding me? You want to talk about white trailer trash inbredding? How in the fuck you know if the man/woman/it you fucking ain't your kin? I think the blacks have the bigger problem trying to solve the "who your daddy" saga.
Hell, this will solve nothing. The skanky black ho's won't try and find out who their baby belongs to. It will stop their AFDC checks. Plus they know the "brothers" won't pay and end up in jail. What good that gonna do them?
Mulatto Girl says – reply to this

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Re: Snickers –

These type of skanks don't live in the trailer parks. They live in the Ghetto Section 8 housing. No brotha gonna foot the rent on a tralier. And yes, trailer park people pay their own rent. No section 8 there. Just the black ghetto apartments get it free….
I own 3 trailer parks and not one unit is section 8 housing.

My mom is black and my dad is Indian/White, so I got the best of the crop.
Loser black men don't take care of their babies. And why should they? The ho's probably don't know which one the daddy really is.
Get a freaking clue

You need to quit tripping on white people.
K says – reply to this

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Like Damn WTF
People Are 2 cheap so we all damn well people are still gonna go on tht damn shown nd wtf is up wit the headline lmao
ispitfire says – reply to this

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ha ha that sucks.
controlledinsanity.com says – reply to this

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Looks like Maury will have to champion a new cause equally as important as "which one of the 42 guys I slept with is the father of my 8th child"……… But it does keep Us from wasting our thoughts with shit that really matters to Us.
cece says – reply to this

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USHER
MISS PIGGY says – reply to this

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:
HMM…YEAH-
HEARD ABOUT THIS LAST WEEK-
TUBBY!
Nadia. says – reply to this

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are you kidding?
when there's no school , i alwways watch maury at nine.
That's a shame .
Cece says – reply to this

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Who do U think will be the next celeb that will have to purchase one? Usher Raymond
elise says – reply to this

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I saw these at Rite Aid in Belltown (Seattle)… not near the condoms, but above the contact lens solution… Apparently they are like 20 bucks, but on the box it says results cost like 200 or something like that…
CelebWatcher says – reply to this

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