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At least she has a sense of humor!
We actually like Shanna Moakler. We just like making fun of her more!
The [fill in whatever it is she does] just posted the following on her blog:
"Dear Diary (part 1)
Current mood: horny
Dear Diary
It's 7pm and I just woke up. I kicked all the 18 yr old boys out of my bed and I immediatley called my bff perez and gave him all the juice…I was in an extra man eating mood so i started off fucking the UCLA football team… sadly none of them had girlfriends, or fiances or wives, so I knew they wouldn't fill my void… before i could go anywhere i had to get my drink on.. so after 10 shots of patron, a bottle of everclear, i was getting warmed up.. how will I ever be taken seriously if I don't get a DUI and my crotch shot, fuck I've been trying for months now! I called the paps and let them know the kids were gone for the weekend and I was ready to get my cougar on! meet me at the bar and have the cameras ready…I have to say it was a slow night…the only dude worth talking to was 25 but fuck it…he had a bag full of blow and we laid it out on the table… who needs to go in and out of the bathroom when your as hot as me! bathrooms are for rookies! after numbing all my guilt and insecurities away i sure and hell didn't feel like i was getting the attention i deserved..I mean have you gone to www.whosdatedwho.com I will never catch up to my idols this way! I had to hook up with at LEAST 6 more dudes to meet my quota! who knew whoring, gold digging, and breaking into porn….I mean making a "stolen" sex tape! would be so hard! fuck it! it was my night to party! I fell on my face a couple times but i made it to the top of the bar where after a couple irish car bombs i danced to the beat in my own head….I knew i was one step closer to my dream. I blacked out a couple times driving home and I think I may have hit a deer but still no DUI. the night was a bust…I guess ill go back to bed. love and kisses
shannaxoxo"
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
Interesting…
FIRST!
AND SHES A WHORE!
FIRSTTTT!
SLUT!
hey, at least the girl can make fun of herself. props to her.
give it up, yeah she has a sense of humor about it, great, but who really gives a shit!!!
Lol…love it
lmao
funny as hell !!!!
first??? thats awesome shanna
what a twat.
she's a rere
Now that was funny as shit!
Yes, shit is funny
Ha!!!! At least she gets Perez's sense of humor….very funny.
SHE HAD NATURAL BIRTHS WHO WOULD WANNA BANG THAT LOOSE TWAT!! C-SECTIONS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why does she care what you say. and she's right her ass probably did just wake up at 7PM
OMG hillarious!
My wife's new CD, Hard Candy, was leaked onto the internet today. That's the internet, not the www. Go look for it on the internet!
is this for real?
hmm…interesting
shes fui ny
I never really thought much of this girl before, but I laughed my ass off at that. That was some funny shit.
Shanna rocks!
WOW!!! Shanna's a perez fan, this proves she reads. Way to go perez
not first…23rd
hahaha at least she has a sense of humor!
This bitch is Hilarious!!! Tellin the truth and making me laugh!!!
Someone call the grammar police on this slutbag!
THat's messd up man, but true. My wife's vagina hasn't been the same since our almost 9 lb boy was born last july. He did some damage! Wouldn't tell her that tho hahahahaha.
It's all true. She wasn't joking. ;o)
Love her! Anyone who can make fun of herself is great in my book!
I like her even more now…she not only pretty but smart to!
this is an entry from britneys diary.
nice try perez!….lol
love and kisses britneyxoxo
LMAO
Love Her. For That.
hmmm thats not about Paris or anything
Loves it! that girl has MAD sarcasm, and definitely stuck it to ya perezzzzzzers!
what a stupid cunt
OK. That was the funniest thing ever. Too clever! What a great sport. LOVE HER!
Celebrity? Who is she? I don't want to sound old or anything - I'm only 19! - but I've never even heard of this girl. And if she's writing the truth, Lord have mercy upon her soul!
ha. Shanna's awesome!
omg I love her now.
you gotta love her (=
get off her ass… she's trying to make a living JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA!! That's pretty funny!
hahaha that's fucking priceless!!!! i think i love her! perez, youre going to have to give her some props from now on
Why do you like dogging on your fellow Aries, Perez… or didnt you know?
at least she is honest…that's all we wanted.
ha that is funny its cool she can have a sense of humor about shit. But we all know she probably did just wake up at 7pm and some of that shit probably did happen lmfao
you lick dick for a living Shanna, Stop commenting on Perez and let Laura watch the babies. Wipe the cum off your mouth too bitch.
that wasn't funny that was boring. and you all need to grow up.
Who is this ugly ass fat blonde bitch? Who did her make up a fucking blind monkey?
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
First off, fucking hilarious! I always assumed that she was one of those gold-digging dipshits, but now I'm thinking hell yeah sister, right on! That was some funny shit…
She makes a good point. You see a guy out with his kids on a rare occasion and he's suddenly father of the year. She always gives him his props, but she's out one night and you make her out to be a bum. Fairplay to her. she gets the irony.
i blacked out a few times & i think i hit a deer but still no dui…
HAHAHAHAHHAHA. mad respect to her.
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
FULL RESPEKT!!
Clever
CLEVER
Clever
GIRL!!
New Respect for SHANNA MOAKLER!
She is a wit, to be sure… wish she had a bit more class… I do worry a bit about what she has exposed her children to… and boy, she knows how to pick Baby-Daddies.. (yikes on both!).. but SHE has real potential….
i have to admit, that was clever. i get it. you go girl. we all know those girls, they suck and get paid. f them. now shanna on the other hand, pretty effing hot
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
Shanna has got to be commenting on this site, i've never heard anybody say anything nice about her. SHANNA, YOU ARE DONE, FINISHED, FUCKING HAS BEEN WHORE.
You go Shanna….Fuck head Perez is so dumb he doesn't even realize this blog is dedicated directly to his hippo ass. YOU GO GIRL!! I LOVE YA!
okay, that was pretty good…
Love you Shanna!
HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT………
Sorry, but I find it HARD to believe that she actually even has enough personality to write this herself. I'm sure she was not the true author.
oh my god is that really her email I'm going to try it
This is off the subject but I was shocked when I found out she was 40-something. She looks great for her age..I would have guessed late 20's early 30's. Wonder what her secret is?
Haha thats so funny, that seriously makes her a million times cooler.
fuck yes. i love it.
HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT………
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
IM WAITING BITCHES BRING THAT SHIT
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OMG she's fucken hilarious…. you two should collaborate on dissin other celebrities because if she can make fun of herself like that just think how she would make fun of all the celebetards out there who have real jobs!
Now you just gotta give girlfriend props for that, you just gotta.
this bitch prob actually did fuck all of ucla her breath is always smelling like dick and liquor
I HATE THIS WHORE, GO AWAY.
Brilliant, and tres witty I must admit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow that is her email she just replied to me saying fuck perez and hes a fat gay bastard.
Shanna that wasn't nice to say about Perez now was it?
lol
LOVES this bitch!!
Whats up with her hair that shit is wetbacked the fuck out.