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At least she has a sense of humor!

We actually like Shanna Moakler. We just like making fun of her more!

The [fill in whatever it is she does] just posted the following on her blog:

"Dear Diary (part 1)
Current mood: horny

Dear Diary

It's 7pm and I just woke up. I kicked all the 18 yr old boys out of my bed and I immediatley called my bff perez and gave him all the juice…I was in an extra man eating mood so i started off fucking the UCLA football team… sadly none of them had girlfriends, or fiances or wives, so I knew they wouldn't fill my void… before i could go anywhere i had to get my drink on.. so after 10 shots of patron, a bottle of everclear, i was getting warmed up.. how will I ever be taken seriously if I don't get a DUI and my crotch shot, fuck I've been trying for months now! I called the paps and let them know the kids were gone for the weekend and I was ready to get my cougar on! meet me at the bar and have the cameras ready…I have to say it was a slow night…the only dude worth talking to was 25 but fuck it…he had a bag full of blow and we laid it out on the table… who needs to go in and out of the bathroom when your as hot as me! bathrooms are for rookies! after numbing all my guilt and insecurities away i sure and hell didn't feel like i was getting the attention i deserved..I mean have you gone to www.whosdatedwho.com I will never catch up to my idols this way! I had to hook up with at LEAST 6 more dudes to meet my quota! who knew whoring, gold digging, and breaking into porn….I mean making a "stolen" sex tape! would be so hard! fuck it! it was my night to party! I fell on my face a couple times but i made it to the top of the bar where after a couple irish car bombs i danced to the beat in my own head….I knew i was one step closer to my dream. I blacked out a couple times driving home and I think I may have hit a deer but still no DUI. the night was a bust…I guess ill go back to bed. love and kisses
shannaxoxo"

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 11:24 pm / Email this »

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julia says – reply to this

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Interesting…
BEEF says – reply to this

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FIRST!
AND SHES A WHORE!
CHICKEN! says – reply to this

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FIRSTTTT!
SLUT!
blue says – reply to this

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hey, at least the girl can make fun of herself. props to her.
Brooke says – reply to this

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give it up, yeah she has a sense of humor about it, great, but who really gives a shit!!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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Lol…love it
sandy says – reply to this

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lmao
Hahahahahaha says – reply to this

8

funny as hell !!!!
dawn says – reply to this

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first??? thats awesome shanna
fgfgfg says – reply to this

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what a twat.
Jenelle says – reply to this

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she's a rere
mimi in mo says – reply to this

12

Now that was funny as shit!
Yes, shit is funny
ST says – reply to this

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Ha!!!! At least she gets Perez's sense of humor….very funny.
CUNNYLINGUS says – reply to this

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SHE HAD NATURAL BIRTHS WHO WOULD WANNA BANG THAT LOOSE TWAT!! C-SECTIONS FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
erin says – reply to this

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why does she care what you say. and she's right her ass probably did just wake up at 7PM
Ashleigh says – reply to this

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OMG hillarious!
Guy Richie, husband of Madonna says – reply to this

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My wife's new CD, Hard Candy, was leaked onto the internet today. That's the internet, not the www. Go look for it on the internet!
gaga08 says – reply to this

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is this for real?
chica says – reply to this

19

hmm…interesting
shauna says – reply to this

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shes fui ny
wow says – reply to this

21

I never really thought much of this girl before, but I laughed my ass off at that. That was some funny shit.
Shanna rocks!
heather says – reply to this

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WOW!!! Shanna's a perez fan, this proves she reads. Way to go perez
he says – reply to this

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not first…23rd
Sarah says – reply to this

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hahaha at least she has a sense of humor!
Kim in Reno says – reply to this

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This bitch is Hilarious!!! Tellin the truth and making me laugh!!!
just me says – reply to this

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Someone call the grammar police on this slutbag!
HAHAHAHA says – reply to this

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THat's messd up man, but true. My wife's vagina hasn't been the same since our almost 9 lb boy was born last july. He did some damage! Wouldn't tell her that tho hahahahaha.
Lola La Pistola says – reply to this

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It's all true. She wasn't joking. ;o)
Lili says – reply to this

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Love her! Anyone who can make fun of herself is great in my book!
kat says – reply to this

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I like her even more now…she not only pretty but smart to!
Miz Asha says – reply to this

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this is an entry from britneys diary.
nice try perez!….lol
love and kisses britneyxoxo
ladylindsay says – reply to this

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LMAO
steph says – reply to this

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Love Her. For That.
CeyDUH says – reply to this

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hmmm thats not about Paris or anything
ashley says – reply to this

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Loves it! that girl has MAD sarcasm, and definitely stuck it to ya perezzzzzzers!
stupid whore says – reply to this

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what a stupid cunt
meg says – reply to this

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OK. That was the funniest thing ever. Too clever! What a great sport. LOVE HER!
Yolanda says – reply to this

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Celebrity? Who is she? I don't want to sound old or anything - I'm only 19! - but I've never even heard of this girl. And if she's writing the truth, Lord have mercy upon her soul!
r says – reply to this

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ha. Shanna's awesome!
bea says – reply to this

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omg I love her now.
jenn n juice says – reply to this

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you gotta love her (=
de shay says – reply to this

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get off her ass… she's trying to make a living JUST LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TexasChick says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA!! That's pretty funny!
perezloverrrr says – reply to this

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hahaha that's fucking priceless!!!! i think i love her! perez, youre going to have to give her some props from now on
paulie says – reply to this

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Why do you like dogging on your fellow Aries, Perez… or didnt you know?
mia says – reply to this

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at least she is honest…that's all we wanted.
hahahaahaaaa says – reply to this

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ha that is funny its cool she can have a sense of humor about shit. But we all know she probably did just wake up at 7pm and some of that shit probably did happen lmfao
shanna says – reply to this

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you lick dick for a living Shanna, Stop commenting on Perez and let Laura watch the babies. Wipe the cum off your mouth too bitch.
--- says – reply to this

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that wasn't funny that was boring. and you all need to grow up.
neil says – reply to this

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Who is this ugly ass fat blonde bitch? Who did her make up a fucking blind monkey?
I LOVE YOU PEREZ says – reply to this

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PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
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PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
Dez says – reply to this

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First off, fucking hilarious! I always assumed that she was one of those gold-digging dipshits, but now I'm thinking hell yeah sister, right on! That was some funny shit…
mommkf says – reply to this

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She makes a good point. You see a guy out with his kids on a rare occasion and he's suddenly father of the year. She always gives him his props, but she's out one night and you make her out to be a bum. Fairplay to her. she gets the irony.
kasey says – reply to this

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i blacked out a few times & i think i hit a deer but still no dui…

HAHAHAHAHHAHA. mad respect to her.
I LOVE YOU PEREZ says – reply to this

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PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
lisa erickson says – reply to this

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FULL RESPEKT!!

Clever
CLEVER
Clever
GIRL!!

New Respect for SHANNA MOAKLER!
She is a wit, to be sure… wish she had a bit more class… I do worry a bit about what she has exposed her children to… and boy, she knows how to pick Baby-Daddies.. (yikes on both!).. but SHE has real potential….
yo blow says – reply to this

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i have to admit, that was clever. i get it. you go girl. we all know those girls, they suck and get paid. f them. now shanna on the other hand, pretty effing hot
I STILL LOVE YOU PEREZ says – reply to this

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PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
PLEASE RUIN HER PEREZ THIS BITCH HAS HAD IT COMING FOR SOME TIME NOW
natasha & shanna says – reply to this

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Shanna has got to be commenting on this site, i've never heard anybody say anything nice about her. SHANNA, YOU ARE DONE, FINISHED, FUCKING HAS BEEN WHORE.
HawnHulaGirl says – reply to this

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You go Shanna….Fuck head Perez is so dumb he doesn't even realize this blog is dedicated directly to his hippo ass. YOU GO GIRL!! I LOVE YA!
andie says – reply to this

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okay, that was pretty good…
willow says – reply to this

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Love you Shanna!
ITS SHANNA says – reply to this

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HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT………
Christina says – reply to this

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Sorry, but I find it HARD to believe that she actually even has enough personality to write this herself. I'm sure she was not the true author.
Is it? says – reply to this

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oh my god is that really her email I'm going to try it
sun says – reply to this

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This is off the subject but I was shocked when I found out she was 40-something. She looks great for her age..I would have guessed late 20's early 30's. Wonder what her secret is?
ImAwesome says – reply to this

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Haha thats so funny, that seriously makes her a million times cooler.
kimmeeee says – reply to this

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fuck yes. i love it.
ITS SHANNA says – reply to this

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HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT………

GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM

GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM

GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM

GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM

GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM

IM WAITING BITCHES BRING THAT SHIT
SHANNAFUCKSDOGS says – reply to this

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BILLY IDOL, GAVIN ROSSDALE, BRANDON DAVIS, OSCAR DE LAHOYA, MEAT LOAF(YES MEAT LOAF) , JACK NICHOLSON, JOHN STAMOS, ADAM SANDLER, SHAWN PENN, JASON DAVIS, DENNIS RASIN FACE QUAID, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, GREASY BEAR BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, BRANDON DAVIS, JENNE JAMMESONS HUSBAND(DUD DON'T EVEN HAVE A NAME, HA) JESSE RODRIGUEZ (DANCING PARTNER), MARIO LOPEZ, BRANDON DAVISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Cindy says – reply to this

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OMG she's fucken hilarious…. you two should collaborate on dissin other celebrities because if she can make fun of herself like that just think how she would make fun of all the celebetards out there who have real jobs!
Aunt Flow says – reply to this

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Now you just gotta give girlfriend props for that, you just gotta.
sammy says – reply to this

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this bitch prob actually did fuck all of ucla her breath is always smelling like dick and liquor
lynn says – reply to this

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I HATE THIS WHORE, GO AWAY.
adri says – reply to this

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Brilliant, and tres witty I must admit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow says – reply to this

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wow that is her email she just replied to me saying fuck perez and hes a fat gay bastard.

Shanna that wasn't nice to say about Perez now was it?
cyn says – reply to this

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lol
LOVES this bitch!!
Stacy says – reply to this

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Whats up with her hair that shit is wetbacked the fuck out.
shannahastheworstbreath says – reply to this

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My buddy who will remain nameless, but who is also an officer, fucks the shit out of her and says her breath smells like shit. I thought this pic was funny, she looks like she's got horrible breath.
ITS SHANNA says – reply to this

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HEY ITS THE REAL SHANNA IF ANY OF YOU HATERS TALKIN SHIT WANT TO SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY EMAIL ME NOT PEREZ GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM DONT BE SCARED YOU LITTLE BITCHES BRING IT
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
GOLDELOCKS@TMAIL.COM
IM WAITING BITCHES BRING THAT SHIT
Mando says – reply to this

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Re: he –

Nice… now give me some lottery numbers! lol
natasha king says – reply to this

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Shanna looks like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER". HaHaHaHa Damn Shanna is looking old as hell, used garbage my dude…used garbage.
FRS says – reply to this

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That was funny! I didn't know she had it in her. She just went up a few points in my book.
kristyn CHICAGO says – reply to this

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HAHAHA she funny
cline says – reply to this

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hells ya biotch. thats fucking hilarious. shanna rocks, paris sucks dick
OH SHIT says – reply to this

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Re: natasha king –
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
hahahaha she does look just like "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" LMAO
Jenna is much hotter says – reply to this

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Damn , seperated at birth is right, SHANNA MOAKLER & DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That shit right fucking there is SPOT ON! Iy looks like Shanna is always trying to copy Jenna Jamesons hair, stop already girl. You can NEVER be Jenna.
naomi says – reply to this

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I love it! she is fuckin hilarious!!
Lola says – reply to this

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that fucking whore shouldn't even be worried about what is posted about her…MUCH LESS PARTYING…because as she seems to be unaware of…she has THREE children!!!! come on!!! ugh!!!
and could she possibly look scankier in that picture! how fucking tall is that poff on top of her head and I'm not sure if bitch is wearing enough fucking eyeshadow!!!
Shmucker says – reply to this

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Haha thats awesome! Kudos to her! Come on who hasn't masterbated to her and her co stars when she was on Pacific Blue?
Alexandra says – reply to this

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I LOVE THIS BITCH!!! LOL SHANNA! YOU'RE SO HOT:)
OXA says – reply to this

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SHE MUST WANT TO LOSE HER KIDS TO THE CIRCUS MAN AND GO TO JAIL AFTER SHE KILLS SOMEONE WITH HER CAR.
Can't think of an alias says – reply to this

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Now THAT'S a good sport!
Alexandra says – reply to this

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PARIS IS A FLAT-CHESTED CUM DUMPSTER!!! SHANNA, YOU'RE HILARIOUS AND LOVELY:)
Savannah says – reply to this

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I like her so much more now! This is hilarious! I almost pissed myself with glee.
zomgwtf says – reply to this

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ahahahaha. made of amazing. she wins.
jemms says – reply to this

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FUNNY AS FUCK!!! ROCK ON CHICA!!
me says – reply to this

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her kids should be taken away from her she is not fit to be a mother
me says – reply to this

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take her kids away
me says – reply to this

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i work for child services and i'm about to start a case about her…i want to have her children taken away

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