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Who The Eff Is This????

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What the fuckity fuck did they do to Gwyneth????

Oscar-winner Paltrow is on the cover of the new issue of Vogue, and she's barely recognizable.

Whoever did this Photoshop work needs a harsh spanking!

Gwyneth looks more like that robot than a human.

On second thought, maybe that's not such a bad thing after all!

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    1. amy says – reply to this


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      yeah, she def looks very weird and robotic - but i think it was supposed to look like that

    2. Carrie says – reply to this


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      I think she looks like the girl who plays Juliet on Lost.

    3. Sydney Jordan in LA LA land says – reply to this


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      Fuckity Fuck…ROFL

      I totally agree! the hair, the dress, the brows to the whole face. WTF?

    4. LookAtYou says – reply to this


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      Everybody gets photoshopped nowdays, Vagonna, Mimoo, Demi Moo-er, Ashton Kutchie so why not Gwyneth? technology is the bain of out society.

    5. I hate Gwyneth says – reply to this


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      The interns must be running the art department at Vogue. Seriously, between Gwynnie and Drew Barrymore being ridiculously Photoshopped … I'm surprised Anna Wintour hasn't kicked some ass.

    6. Fi says – reply to this


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      She looks like that woman from Lost

    7. azprincess says – reply to this


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      SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN BORING~!

    8. trina says – reply to this


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      I thought it was the girl who plays the blonde doctor on Lost at first. I'd have never known it was Gwyneth Paltrow.

    9. E-Rod says – reply to this


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      I just like the headline below her picture! "when good work goes bad undoing medical mistakes"
      Priceless!

    10. Firn says – reply to this


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      Am I the only one thinking she looks pretty?

      She always looks pretty, but airbrushed or not, she still does in the picture.

    11. DOLORES says – reply to this


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      She resembles a mermaid or a fish. No color.

    12. ROBOTS RAWWWWWWWWK says – reply to this


      112

      Who cares?!?… the woman's KERAZEEEEE! She named her baby "APPLE" for farrrks sake!

      DOUCHE!

    13. YumYum says – reply to this


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      Well, we know for sure who it isn't- it isn't a smart person.

    14. jessi says – reply to this


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      she looks like juliet from lost.

    15. Jen says – reply to this


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      It really does look photoshopped…The face is at an odd angle, why do they need to do that to her. She needs no retouching.

    16. Diane says – reply to this


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      I figured it out!!! Her eyes were enlarged…they are not that big normally!!!

    17. Julia nj says – reply to this


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      she looks like her mom

    18. LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this


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    19. Liz says – reply to this


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      Sorry I'm with my Queen, she does look to fixed up… It does NOT look natural……

    20. Admit it mang says – reply to this


      120

      Come on P, she looks good.

    21. hmmmmmmmmmmm says – reply to this


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      It looks like they superimposed the head of her photon onto her body. They probably liked the angles on her body but hated the face so they found a good face shot and VOILA!

    22. nobody says – reply to this


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      what happened to her brest???? it looks bigger…

    23. jaz says – reply to this


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      haha- sit my coffeee out– fuckity fuck!! funny- and ya–she looks mad awkward in this pic..

    24. Buck says – reply to this


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      Her "brest?" "It" looks bigger? WTF? Does she have only one?

    25. K says – reply to this


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      Gweneth IS a robot!!

    26. becky says – reply to this


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      She WISHES!!! Why don't these idiots with the magazines and their covers simply just draw anything they want us to see and save picture-taking money! That Leibovitz (sp?) photographer, you know she is not cheap! The magazines could pocket what they would have paid the photographers, and we would be as offended as when they do this photoshop thingy thing like above. Idiots.

    27. katsu says – reply to this


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      that's a nasty ass pic of gwyneth. eek.

    28. janebird says – reply to this


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      Why is Fishsticks still on all these covers and treated like she’s still relevant? She’s over. No one liked her because of her snooty attitude and stupid pretentious comments she makes in the press. In the 90s when she was letting her fame get to her head she went in this one interview going on about how she is an icon and everyone copies her style and she invented long hair. And her mother was telling the press she is the new Grace Kelly. Please Gwyneth you are and never was Grace Kelly get over yourself.

      She used all her family and business connections to make it in hollywood. Seh doesn’t deserve anything And she sure as hell shouldn’t be on the cover of Vogue when she’s not relevant. And all the great parts are going to Cate Blanchett and Kate Winslet now. Sorry Fishsticks!

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    29. clementine says – reply to this


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      is this dress oscar de la renta?
      i saw a dress that looks just like this at an oscar de la renta trunk show at the flagship neiman marcus store in downtown dallas about 2 weeks ago and the dress was off the hook!!!! so totally hot.

    30. Lillianne says – reply to this


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      It looks like they copy and pasted her face on that neck and body. She doesn't have that much boobage and her neck isn't that long. (We won't even mention how much sandblasting they did on her face.)

    31. Alisa says – reply to this


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      Amen, Mandy. She looks just like Heidi.

    32. UHHHH.... says – reply to this


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      ….SHE LOOKS LIKE JULIET FROM LOST.

    33. Sin D Fetish says – reply to this


      133

      E.T. phone home

    34. vougereader says – reply to this


      134

      they did the same thing last month with drew….

    35. Billvie Bicks says – reply to this


      135

      There she is- America-Loathing Gwynnie Paltrow in all her dreadful glory.

      Notice how they photoshopped bigger tits on her.

    36. bryn says – reply to this


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      I love that the headline "when GOOD work goes BAD: undoing medical mistakes" is right underneath this terrible photo of gwen

    37. zane says – reply to this


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      she looks like JULIET from LOST. I even thought that for a second, and I thought it was only me. But then I saw alllllllll the comments on how much she looks lik her. Then I see the ones where people are going "ewwwww" and "she looks like E.T." Fucking morons, they'd pay a million bucks to even BE photoshopped. Stupid fucking ugly fat bitches don't know anything.

    38. alm says – reply to this


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      Re: zane – You're right…that totally looks like Juliet from Lost. That's the first person I thought of…

    39. canadiangirl says – reply to this


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      She looks just like her Mother! Absolutely GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

    40. kerri says – reply to this


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      i think she looks like juliet from Lost here, actually. I love that dress though!

    41. Line says – reply to this


      141

      Looks like Heidi Montag!

    42. lulu says – reply to this


      142

      she looks more like an airbrushed version of that blonde chick from Lost

    43. SaoirseM says – reply to this


      143

      In this picture she looks exactly like Elizabeth Mitchell who plays Juliet on Lost

    44. laura says – reply to this


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      she looks like a younger version of her mom, blythe danner

    45. nicks says – reply to this


      145

      god will these freakin magazines cut the shit already! she looks so stupid and if I were here I would never do a photoshoot again with Vogue! but shes a fame whole so she will.

    46. bah says – reply to this


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      she looks pretty much just like her mother in this pic.

    47. hader says – reply to this


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      Vogue is so fucked up. I still can't get over the last cover…Drew Barrymore looking nothing like herself. Fucking bizarre. Like theres anyghing wrong with how she looks normally.

    48. Betty says – reply to this


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      She looks like that chick from Lost

    49. jon says – reply to this


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      Yuk.. she always looks great, but they made her look like an anorexic celine dion look alike

    50. cake says – reply to this


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      She's still as ugly as a toad!

    51. piroutte says – reply to this


      151

      looks like celine d…

    52. Melissa says – reply to this


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      She looks more like her mom, Blythe Danner, there.

    53. maria says – reply to this


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      she looks like Julie from LOST! hahaha i thought it was her

    54. as a former model myself... says – reply to this


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      I can guaranatee you, she hates this cover. Of course, she is thrilled to HAVE a cover, but what a weird yucky cover. Her head looked super-imposed on a smaller body. So that will mess with her self-confidence. Those ads she does for that huge cosmetic company, what, Lauder or what -evah, they are SO STIFF and ugly. and when you think of the top notch photogs and make up and hair and EVERY thing, and then she just looks, gross.
      This is fear in advertising. She is a beautiful, if annoying, woman.
      She deserves to look human.

    55. Carol says – reply to this


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      "Fuckity fuck": made me laugh out loud! Snort! That is hysterical!

    56. me says – reply to this


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      deja vu of drew barrymore's recent vogue cover that also looked a bit odd…

    57. kigirl says – reply to this


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      must be the same airbrusher as the one who did the Estee Lauder Pleasures ads…she looks like a freak.

    58. redsongia says – reply to this


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      Celine Dion?

    59. diana says – reply to this


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      she looks like her mom!!! and the makeup makes her look more pale than usual!!!!

    60. FUCKITY FUCK...LOL says – reply to this


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      YOU ARE HILARIOUS…WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS RIGHT!

    61. janet says – reply to this


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      that bitch is a robot

    62. dd says – reply to this


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      It looks like her face was put on someone elses body!! What is going on with Vogue and weird overly photoshopped covers?! First Drew Barrymore and now Gwyneth? Is Anna still checking the covers??

    63. lulu says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GIRL FROM LOST WHO LIKES JACK

    64. susan says – reply to this


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      Don't you see the (sort of) theme. The tron head on the table… perhaps it was intentional…?

    65. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      IS FUG ANYWAYS….SHIT

    66. Brendan says – reply to this


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      SHE IS SUPPOSED TO LOOK A LITTLE STIFF - NOTICE THE HELMET IN THE BOTTOM CORNER. IT'S IRON MAN'S HELMET AND SHE IS STARRING IN THAT MOVIE WITH ROBERT DOWNEY JR… HELLO!?!?!?! HASN'T ANYONE HEARD OF SUBTLE PROMOTION.

    67. yeahyouknow says – reply to this


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      she looks like the actress that plays Juliet on Lost

    68. Genie says – reply to this


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      Doesn't she look like Céline Dion?

    69. hmmm says – reply to this


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      the face is pretty, it's just not Gwynth Paltrow. Too bad, because now I'll always think "she was so pretty on vogue that time, she's not so cute anymore- what happened?" oh, and she looks like a bobble head.

    70. Journogirl says – reply to this


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      What career???????????????????????????????????

    71. P says – reply to this


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      wow wow wow. Photoshop is evil, and about as realistic as plastic surgery- she looks like her body was stolen from Ariel the mermaid,and her face is super-imposed on some strange head. The sad saga of a plain-looking rich girl getting older- I love it!!

    72. Cathy says – reply to this


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      She looks like that blonde chick from Lost that Matthew Fox's character hooked up with… the blondie… Can you tell i can't be bothered watching Lost?

    73. morethanwordsmith says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think it looks like her face is pasted on someone else's body?

    74. chi chi says – reply to this


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      At the very least, they could've finally put those tits of hers back up where they belong.
      Them teeny little ding dongs been closer to her bellybutton for YEARS.

    75. MmM says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
      What did they do to her! She is way to beautiful for crap @$$ photoshop jobs!

      PS-help me out here what does "first" really mean? Is it like "First" to comment….or First on the issue itself?

    76. Phut says – reply to this


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      er..so does Kylie on that vile German mag cover NOT that you say anything about that you damn hypocrite.Does that tired old bag Kylie PAY you to promote her talentless self .?

    77. brin says – reply to this


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      Separated at Birth: Gwen and the chick who plays Juliette on LOST

    78. hfn says – reply to this


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      lucky lady, she is morphing into her mother and it looks great!!!!! blythe has such a healthy look compared to gwyneth that i kind of didn't expect this.

      nice genes, you go girl.

    79. S says – reply to this


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      Gwennie SUCKS!

    80. Since when do celebrities "simplify"? says – reply to this


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      Christ, rich bitches and their "simple" lives…
      If this were true, she'd be living in a REGULAR HOUSE with a REGULAR LIFE like the rest of us joes, instead of prancing around on magazine covers in a dress that probably costs more than my car.

    81. Daisy says – reply to this


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      She looks like that girl from CSI Miami!

    82. kim says – reply to this


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      she looks like that tranny celine dion

    83. lazeena says – reply to this


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      she looks like Juliet from LOST

    84. piñata says – reply to this


      184

      she IS a robot

    85. Lord of the Rings says – reply to this


      185

      She looks Elfin…

    86. Rita says – reply to this


      186

      HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    87. I think says – reply to this


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      I think she looks like Celine Dion (not a compliment)

    88. emily says – reply to this


      188

      she looks fabulous - on another note, have YOU taken a look in the mirror recently?

    89. Gislaine says – reply to this


      189

      Definately LOOOKS very ODD, like the body doesnt match the Face… Hmmm Retouch>>? iam no Xpert but looks Strange,

    90. Sophie says – reply to this


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      She's always looked like a robot!

    91. Laura G says – reply to this


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      Totally looks exactly like Juliet from Lost… Scary!!!

    92. Meme says – reply to this


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      bad photoshop job. I could do better with sizzors and past

    93. BIG BROTHER says – reply to this


      193

      SKANK!….GO BACK TO PARIS WHERE THEY HATE ALL AMERICANS!

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