Who's Got The Itch???

Filed under: Anglophilia > Sienna Miller

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Maybe she picked something up during her visit to the beach????

Sluttyienna Miller and her boyfriend/rumored fiance stop off at the grocery store after their fun in the sun this weekend.

While making her way through the parking lot, a barefoot Slutty is struck by a massive itch in her "nether regions."

How Amy Winehouse of her!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

    Posted: Apr 14, 2008 at 6:00 pm / Email this  »

    85 comments to “Who's Got The Itch???”

    1. bytch says – reply to this


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      Crabs!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. KUPE says – reply to this


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      1ST

    3. Cassie says – reply to this


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      SWEET! :)

    4. honey says – reply to this


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      full of class. Stupid Skank. bet that whats running through her head is "who did I get thes crabs from??"

    5. Fiona says – reply to this


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      hahaha

    6. lolaaa says – reply to this


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      first!

      and gross!

    7. GENA says – reply to this


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      LOL GROSS

    8. Happy says – reply to this


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      Third…..Crabs are a bitch

    9. sophie says – reply to this


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      i love jm and deems

    10. kro says – reply to this


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      !!!!!!!!!

    11. cat says – reply to this


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      ugh how classy….

      i'm a big fan of sienna miller's fashion sense and style, but this is not becoming of her at all….

      yeah, it itches, but dammit do it in private ladies!

    12. caitlinclare says – reply to this


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      2nd? How come no one cares when guys do it? we get itches too!

    13. BS says – reply to this


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      first

    14. chalifer says – reply to this


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      first bitch! scratch it whore!

    15. j-bom says – reply to this


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      lovely… lol

    16. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      What like guys don't masturbate in public?????? Yes this is real news!!!! Give me a break. Try to get some real gossip!!!!!!!

    17. Slut says – reply to this


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      yeah big slut!!!

    18. david says – reply to this


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      I just saw her in Factory Girl depecting Edie Sedgewick. She is actually a great actress .

    19. Clarissa R. says – reply to this


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      #26

    20. TOM says – reply to this


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      CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

    21. me says – reply to this


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      whats the big deal???
      guys do it

    22. beth in san jose says – reply to this


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      first bitches!!

    23. Ms Dolo D says – reply to this


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      Don't we all hate that itch we can't scratch, ladies?????

    24. zoop says – reply to this


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      first!

    25. ewwwwwwwwwwwwww says – reply to this


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      But will she sniff them afterwards???

    26. Susie says – reply to this


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      Should have put a pencil in her pocket. That's how I do it.

    27. dutchy says – reply to this


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      LOL, fail.

    28. iufgd says – reply to this


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      this is gossip?????????????????

    29. Tiffany says – reply to this


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      Leave it alone Perez, it's boring.

    30. public emily says – reply to this


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      razor burn?

    31. me says – reply to this


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      yea and it's okay for guys to do that. y?

    32. abs says – reply to this


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      Why is it men can scrach away at their pecker and nads all day with not a single comment about it?? But gawd help a woman who might have a frontal panty wedge or something…how about some equal opportunity time with the crotch scratching for women??

    33. howard Stern says – reply to this


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      a bad case of crabs.

    34. Monalicious says – reply to this


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      Sand in your vagina sucks…………

    35. abby says – reply to this


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      ok who really cares, everyone gets an itch once in a while. obviously we dont know how long she is scratching for, but it's like picking your nose i'm pretty sure there's a children's book about how everyone does it.

    36. Lana says – reply to this


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      I fucking love her I don't think someone scratching themselves in public should be newsworthy.

    37. Crabby Appleton says – reply to this


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      1 Seafood Platter comin' up!

    38. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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      Has Britney ever even scratched herself like this in public? Oh how the mighty have fallen, Slutty!

    39. samantha says – reply to this


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      Females masturbating in public. It's now socially acceptable.

    40. ss says – reply to this


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      haha

    41. angie says – reply to this


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      Someone's baking sourdough!

    42. believer says – reply to this


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      Even the everyday person needs to figure that they are on camera anytime they step out of the house. Every scratch, every pick, every rub is either caught on a security camera or a cell phone. Who cares. Like someone else said…..women get itches too. Men scratch their balls and rearrange things all the time. Should a person be more discrete? I think so.

    43. Brooke says – reply to this


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      Shes so effing gross, I hope her vag falls off

    44. demon says – reply to this


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      What kind of a "twig and berries" package is her boyfriend packing?

    45. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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      She must have caught crabs on her last trip to Shitsburgh. I hope they're the klassy kind she deserves.

    46. vall21 says – reply to this


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      Let your fingers do the walking through the yellow pages !!!!! Not only is she itching her snitch she shops in her bare feet ????? Mabey miss miller has fallen on some hard times !!! Please anyone with a half empty tube of vagisol and a pair of used crocs send to this poor waif !!!!!!

    47. jamez says – reply to this


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      how did she get "" CRABS ""

    48. samantha says – reply to this


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      I may itch a crab now and then but I don't dig for them.

    49. leah says – reply to this


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      whats wrong with her feet? Looks alien-like?

    50. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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      Miss, you may be a slut but please make sure your lady business is clean and disease free!

    51. Dina says – reply to this


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      those sand fleas are a bitch

    52. tara says – reply to this


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      you guys act like its such a big deal to scratch your crotch..guys do it all the time and no one says anything…who ever said that girls dont itch??

    53. bongo says – reply to this


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      Maybe she's just putting her wallet away.

      Looks like Rhys is pregnant and sporting a tiny sprout of wood.

    54. AnnaMaye says – reply to this


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      She is demonstrating what a classy "lady" she is. One can only hope she stepped into a fresh pile of doggy doo!!!! xxoo Perez!!

    55. Lola says – reply to this


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      What the hell is wrong with her feet? She looks half human, half duck!

    56. bongo says – reply to this


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      she just pulled out the big white tampon who is walking next to her

    57. Adrian says – reply to this


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      OK. A female celeb., went there…no big deal. But Perez, you have to remember that she a man baby! A man! And that what we do to move our balls.

    58. meebitch says – reply to this


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      maybe this shoeless freak got some sand fleas!!

    59. MelKa says – reply to this


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      Oh, please.
      Amy is much more clean than this kate moss wannabe.
      Do not compare,
      they're not even in the same league.

      I think music can change a person's life. It certanly changed mine.
      Or at least a moment, or a day.
      Amy gave me great music, what did this woman ever gave anyone?

    60. Kelly says – reply to this


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      big deal! men touch themselves like 50 times a day. We need to do it sometimes too. fuck your double standards.

    61. MelKa says – reply to this


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      Oh! I forgot: It does not itch unless it is dirty or infected.

    62. l says – reply to this


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      That is unfortunate

    63. Sophie is a spunk says – reply to this


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      why u calling her a slut etc perez? if sienna is a slut what does it make Paris and why dont u call her names and display dumbass pic of her? So she had an itch big fucking deal.

    64. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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      She's just doing a puzzy check. Checking things out. Making sure all is Ok. I had a friend once who thought his girlfriend was cheating on him, and he puzzy-checked her all the time.

    65. LU says – reply to this


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      LOL.
      Very Amy Winehouse!

    66. kalia says – reply to this


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      That is nasty. Scratchin' her hooch, walkin' barefoot on the road, I hope she washed her hand afterwards. I doubt it. Look at that skank next to her, wearin' no underwear lettin' his johnson hang loose. They probably just did it on a sand dune.

    67. LB says – reply to this


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      GET IT GIRL.

    68. Diana says – reply to this


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      Sienna, apply Nozema on it - sounds loopy, but it works.

    69. Kandy says – reply to this


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      I would never touch my cleet in pubic. I mean public. Especially if I was a celeb and I knew that at anywhere, anytime, the photogs could be lurking. geez. She should have just done the shuffle or kicked her leg in the air or something. Maybe she was sweating like Madonna.

    70. "big BIG deal" says – reply to this


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      that's how hippies groove y'all. since the 60's. get with it.

    71. Alisha says – reply to this


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      Typical dirty white girl………..walking barefoot in the middle of the street scratching her snatch! Doesn't surprise me at all.

    72. AMO says – reply to this


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      Cochina!

    73. emma says – reply to this


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      two skanks taken out of the gene pool. they just look gross. ugh. and stop stratching your crabs!@&$@

    74. sienna fan! says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you call her sluttyenna. She is abselutly no slutt but more like the prittyest girl in the world!

    75. rebel says – reply to this


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      dude, she's just a human being and she's actually also a great actress…so yeah you could be more friendly about her

    76. scandinavian says – reply to this


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      WHAT'S UP WITH YOU AMERICANS ! somebody sunbathes without a top on and suddenly becomes A SLUT ?! a slut is somebody who sleeps around, not somebody who is confident.
      being topless is no big deal, especially when you're sunbathing on your OWN PRIVATE balcony .. you americans arent comfortable with yourselves!!! accept your body, everybody has a body ! gosh you are so complex people.

      STOP CALLING SIENNA A SLUT, she's nothing like that. she is just free-spirited. if u recall, it was her husband who slept with the nanny.

    77. scandinavian says – reply to this


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      and so what if she itches her private parts. maybe there's sand there or she hasn't shaved for a while. so what ?!??!

    78. tiff says – reply to this


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      wheres her toes?

    79. P.A.A. says – reply to this


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      Damn! I thought that was Rod Steward! :D

    80. Pseudonecro says – reply to this


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      CRABS!!!!!

    81. is it just me .. says – reply to this


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      but does her left foot look a little weird?
      where are her toes?

    82. MC CRABBY says – reply to this


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      HEY GIRL WASH OFF THE STINKING CRABS MS FIRE CROTCH! WASH AND DOUCHE!!!!!!!

    83. Meiko says – reply to this


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      Someone's having crabs tonight!!

    84. jessica says – reply to this


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      eww! and is she walking around barefoot, that's so britney of her!

    85. Aimee says – reply to this


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      If ya got an itch scratch it bitch!