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   ENGLISH PLEASE?!

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   5th?

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   first.

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   oleeee!!!!!!!!!!!! Viva espana!!!!!!

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   casadilla

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   shut up you fucking wetback

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   WOW!!!QUE GRANDE PEREZ! SOS EL MEJOR!
   WOW!! YOU ARE THE BEST!!!

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   I think you mean "lejana: (distant)

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   WHO CARES IF YOU ARE IN A SPIC MAGAZINE GO BACK TO CUBA YOU DUMB FUCKER

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    First Fucksticks!

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    si si gracias por su ayuda con mis deberes espanoles!!!! xxxx

12. Ang says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Come to Barcelona! I read your blog everyday!

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    7th?

14. Emily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez! Is that REAL fur you are wearing in that picture???

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    Congrats a La Princesa de Todos Los Medios !
    love ya

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    firssst!!

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    es EXTRAÑAMOS… escribe bien!!

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    chinga tu madre

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    HUH? English?

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    2nd! if you dont like it, dont see. dont hate. i wish i could read it, its too small.

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    Look! Look!
    Not only is Perez the Queen of All Media, but also the Princess Of Spain.
    Thanks very much to the Spanish In Touch magazine for giving us so much love.
    We really have to go to Spain very soon.
    We miss so much our distant family!!!

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    toda la suerte del mundo perez

23. KillerT says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    English Please Preze I want to know what the article says…

24. lulu says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez se escribe eXtranamos y lejAna

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    Translation:

    Looks! !!! Looks! !!!!!

    Perezito only is not The Princess of All The Media, but tambien is The Princess of Spain! !!!

    Muchisimas thanks to the Magazine In Touch in Spain by giving us so much affection.

    Really that we have to go to Spain very very quick.

    Estrañamos a lot to our family lejena!!!

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    It's "tenemos que irNOS"

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    dont you mean "reina".. I thought you were the queen, not a princess.

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    coat makes ya look fat

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    Se escribe eXtrañamos, no estrañamos perezito…

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    Es "extrañamos" y "lejana"… de todas maneras se agradecen los post en español

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    Buuuuuuuuuuuu !!!!! No has dicho nada de visitar San Juan ,Puerto Rico que esta pasando???? Se q tenemos mala fama en Estados Unidos etc pero aca es diferente lo que pasa esq la policia d Puerto Rico y la d Estados Unidos no tienen el mismo sistema y las personas malas, gentuzas q matan y son maliantes se van hullendo a U.S antes q los maten y por eso esq hay tanto loko x alla no pq todos seamos asiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.D aya tambn hay boricuas muy buenos no todos son malos!!!!!! Animate ven para aca , aqui se disfruta muchooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Avisa si algun dia vienessssss …by the way tengo el mismo gorro d bano q tu , copion!!! jaja te quiero mi amor take care Christina!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Shut the fuck up with that beaner shit.

    I can't believe this dickbag has the nerve to criticize ANYONE about fashion when he goes out looking like that. At least the fur is fake…

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    Speak American, Perez! Yeesh!

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    Watch! Watch !!!!!!

    Perezito not only Princess of All Media, but it is Princess of Spain!

    Thank you so much to the magazine In Touch in Spain for giving us so much affection.

    Really we have to go to Spain very soon.

    Estrañamos much to our family lejena!

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    Ven a España Perez! =)

36. Katy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Yeah, english please.

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    His picture reminds me of that fat chick with excessive makeup and loud clothes on the Jim Carrey show.

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    PEREZ, felicidades pero se dice: EXTRAÑAMOS no Estrañamos. CON X!!!

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    Boy, Perez, you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. We're talking terrifically fugly. The only thing that could improve that huge melon of a head is a Louisville Slugger.

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    VENGA TIO!
    DE PUTA MADRE
    GUAY

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    perez youre so freaking cute!!!!!

    besitos!!!! *muah*

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    english

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    ahahaha we all are waiting for you to come here!!!!
    when we'll can see a Perezito in Madrid???
    lov_ya!!

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    Re: Festivus –

    FESTIVUS, YOU NEED TO GET LAID! you are probably trailer trash…

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    we know beaners are slowly taking over the country by mutiplying like rabbits becuase they can't afford rubbers and da pope won't let them wear them but t it hasn't totally happened yet. Yeah Brown gay pride! Brown for your corn hole. No respect when you dress like a mentally slow bag woman.

46. viva la razza says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love you Perez! You rock and make me laugh usually daily.

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    Este web es lo mejor es como una droga. Gracias Perez to keep us up date with de chismes from Hollywood.

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    La palabra es "extrañamos" y "lejana", gringo ignorante.

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    pereeeez what a hypocritical jacket that is you're wearing!

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    Este web es lo mejor es como una droga. Gracias Perez for keeping us up date with de chismes from Hollywood.

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    You know Perez… if you want to write in spanish go ahead, but us english speaking people are the reason you have ANYTHING…. so at the very least you should translate this CRAP for us you FAT COW~!

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    Luv ya P, but don't you hate on people who wear obnoxious fur like you are in that pic?

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    I hope that's fake fur. Seriously.

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    sisi es genial quieras visitar españa, pero para cuando vienes a Mexico!!

    :D

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    You have never looked worse.

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    Re: TRUTH – You forgot about religion. They make fun of how boring our church services are etc… They were praying to the moon and rocks and STILL would be if we hadn't brought them here. Interesting how the first feed slaves founded their own country Liberia too and a year later were in the slave buisness themselves. Look at Liberia today, shithole, with wars, rapes, poverty etc.. They can't take care of themselves bottom line.

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    Hola! vivo en espana…..
    1. Perez can speak whatever language he wants. There is NO official language in america.
    2. I sure hope thats not a fucking real fur coat..
    3. Come to Bilbao!!! TE QUIERO MUCHO!!!!

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    english please, you live in a-m-e-r-i-c-a, I'm so tired of f0cking spicks trying to make everyone speak their language when they're the ones coming into our country. ugly spicks.

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    Please don't say that's real fur.

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    firstly can i say that i love perez, he s like, soooooo my heroe
    secondly i just want to say that TRUTH is a cunt

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    I know you are proud of your ethnicity, i get that. But could you please have a translation with the Spanish version. I flunked Spanish in high school….lol

    WE LOVE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~ENGLISH & SPANISH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Guess you have to practice your Spanish before going to Spain! Extrañamos, with x!!!

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    Reina, hijo, REINA, no princesa
    Y 'extrañamos'

    Se te quiere Perezito!

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    Gosh give him some slack. He probably does not speak spanish daily so we can forgive him the mistakes he makes. I understand you Perezito english is my 2nd language and spanish my 3rd.

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    "like omg I cant read it speak english" get the fuck over it

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    Re: TRUTH – Yeah sure we wanted to ripped and stolen from our motherland (africa) to work and pick up cotton under the blazin sun. Oh yeah we sure wanted to be put on some boat and travel in piss, shit, and vomit. Stay in a boat for three months with little or no food, given uh bout three sq ft of space. Oh yeah we wanted our children to be ripped from ownhands and sold to some massuh. Oh yeah we wanted to lose or self identity. Oh yeah we wanted to be raped and branded. Whipped. Oh yeah let me tell you the best part about CHATTEL slavery, which chattel slavery was different than indentured servitude dumbass.Oh yeah back to what I was saying the best part about being chattel slavery is working for the white man. Yup the devils that you are.

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    WETBACK?!
    hah, some people are SO ignorant.

    yay for España & for the awesome recognition!
    muchisimo amor y cariño Perez ;D

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    Some of us do not speak Mexican.
    Can you please translate for us.

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    Reina, hijo, REINA
    Y es 'extrañamos'!

    Se te quiere en Bilbao, Perezito

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    que gente tan ignorante que no puede leer ingles

    felicidades Mario…jaja, that's my dad's name.

    viva hispanohablantes!

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    Shouldnt it be LOS REGINA de todos los medios?

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    Re: TRUTH – WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU CRAZY ASS HOLE!

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    mmmm, it seems this famous blogger is ating online now. I saw his profile on wealthyMen personals site===Wealthy Romance, com=== last week. What is he looking for on that site?

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    Que apredan ingles estos gringos brutos… Q lindo Perecito!!!!! Congrats!!!LOVE MUAAAAaa

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    Re: Abbie – "american" is not a language sweetheart.

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    I HOPE THATS NOT A REAL FUR COAT YOU FUCKING FAT TUB OF SHIT!

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    Re: perez is stupid –
    How ignorant are you, its a sad world to have people like you.

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    Perez i am so happy for you and all but i just want to say to you that is "eXtrañamos" Best wishes for you bitch!

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    Re: Here we go again – "mexican" is NOT a language

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    whats with the shower cap.

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    #5 - TRUTH
    You are either crazy, extremly ignorant or just plain stupid. How you can sum up an entire race of people in a couple of sentences is beyond me.
    Im guessing you are white? Well I am too, but I do not want to be put in the same category as you. Hell, I dont want to be on the same planet as you!
    Its better to keep your mouth shut and appear to be intelligent, than to open it and remove all doubt!
    Be ashamed!

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    oops, i had a typo…LMAO…what a loser I am…

    que gente tan ignorante que no puede leer español
    felicidades Mario…jaja, that's my dad's name.
    viva hispanohablantes!

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    Ewwww.. Just ewww. You asked people to donate money then the following post is this? Eww. Hey.. You keep asking us to donate to this and that, Now are you? With all the money you make from slamming people, donating?

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    Perez.. Your outfit is CRAZY! Im guessing you want attention and not compliments?

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    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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    Re: bettina – should be 'Reina' de Todos los Medios

87. YOU LOOK LIKE A FRUIT LOOP (OR JOH WAYNE GASEY CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH) says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    that's descrimination to those of us out here that can't read this shit.

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    Look, you stupid fuck, this is America and you are a blogger for an American website. I'm so sick and tired of you people, fighting hard to come to this country and enjoy its benefits, but you don't think it's right for you to learn English? What nerve!!!!!

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    hurry push that big furry thing back in the water

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    HEY, YEAH WHAT'S WITH THE FUR ASSHOLE?

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    English Please!

    When in Rome…and you are in America.

    Thank you.

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    HOW COULD YOU WEAR A FUR COAT???????

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    Re: More truth – Oh yeah you know what else is funny!? EVerywhere white folks go, destruction, mayhem, and disease follow.. Oh yeah lets not mention genocide. And for your information CHRISTIANITY, JUDAISM, and DEMOCRACY are all ideas of AFRICA TRIBES PEOPLE. Do some fuckin history. Only white folks pray to the moon with your withcraft, whooops sorry, WICCAN. Before you go talkin bout black peoples slavery and black people this and that, do some fucking history. The only thing I can say about black people is that we should stop complaining, I mean they (white people aka the devils) coould have done us like Native Americans. NOW THAT WAS FUCKED UP!

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    Thanks for posting in another language; give all those uneducated ignorant idiots that visit here something to think about.

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    Re: GRINGOS PENDEJOS –
    STFU you idiot!

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    i love it when you blog in spanish! makes me practice and i get so excited when i know what you're talking about!!

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    ¿Sería "reina" no "princesa" que no?

    Yo no soy de España pero bien por ti por haber llegado tan lejos ojalá vengas algun día a México ya que aqui también te leemos

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    THAT BETTER BE FAKE FUR. 1) Cuz you talk shit for a living and shouldn't be buying ghetto $tatement pieces and 2) Cuz it better be fake or else I hope someone skins you alive and wears you!

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    pero eres la reeeinnnaaa de todos los medios!!

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     LMAO….HUGE TYPO… haha! i was so worked up over all the stupid people i didnt even realize….

     que gente tan ignorante que no puede leer ESPAñOL
     felicidades Mario…jaja, that's my dad's name.
     viva hispanohablantes