Headline Of the Week Weak

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"Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage"

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[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage

A man is accused of handcuffing his wife inside a dog cage days after they were married in Las Vegas.

Canton police Lt. Greg Boudreaux says 28-year-old Matthew George also fired gunshots inside the home. His wife, Mary Swihart, was not injured.

George was found in a car pulled to the side of the road early Sunday in neighboring Springfield Township. Boudreaux says George had taken a large number of pills and was hospitalized at Akron City Hospital.

A spokeswoman says George wasn't at the hospital Monday.

Boudreaux says charges of abduction, assault and domestic violence are pending.

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 3:00 pm / Email this  »

    130 comments to “Headline Of the Week Weak”

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    1. HEATHER says – reply to this


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      first maybe?
      and WTF???

    2. heather says – reply to this


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      woah i was first!

    3. UM says – reply to this


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      Why are you showing us a pic of Tara Reid?

    4. dsdfdfs says – reply to this


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      firsts

    5. loveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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      why Tara Reid?

    6. sabrina says – reply to this


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      hey im actually first..lol mmm sad

    7. anony says – reply to this


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      5th?

    8. Amy says – reply to this


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      Hello?!

    9. kat says – reply to this


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      umm yaa

    10. Jeff says – reply to this


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      what the hell is wrong with her stomach??? that's disgusting!

    11. Alexis says – reply to this


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      EWWWWWWWWWW! She's all Melty.

    12. angel says – reply to this


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      thats so disgusting of the man to do that
      funny pic perez..lol

    13. Ashley says – reply to this


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      glad this was in ohio…

    14. Justine says – reply to this


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      4th

    15. habe says – reply to this


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      piss

    16. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Oh God, her stomach is DISGUSTING!! Say no to lipo and hit the gym for awhile…damn!

    17. hahahah says – reply to this


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      maybe she was a bitch hahahaha

    18. hnobles says – reply to this


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      this is sick

    19. lisa says – reply to this


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      What the HELL does that story have to do with Tara Reid??!! SO LAME!!!

    20. nina says – reply to this


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      ugly tummy!

    21. Ile says – reply to this


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      first

    22. bertha pigwiggins says – reply to this


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      how is tara reid relevant to this?

    23. shane says – reply to this


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      What happened to her stomach?

    24. D-Rock says – reply to this


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      Why Tara Reid?

    25. valentina says – reply to this


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      uhhhmmmm

    26. goldengurl says – reply to this


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      first!!! what does that have 2 do with tara reid?

    27. hmm says – reply to this


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      wtf?!?

    28. sarah says – reply to this


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      first

    29. Disgusted says – reply to this


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      Disgusting!

    30. ihregb says – reply to this


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      first

    31. krista says – reply to this


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      wow im the first one on here lol. so all you gay fucks out there saying first shut the fuck up b/c ur not. yea well this is weird and gotta love that tummy on tara

    32. ll says – reply to this


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      OMG poor woman!!

    33. fatass says – reply to this


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      whore

    34. princess says – reply to this


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      WHY IS THIS PICTURE ON HERE?

    35. Lila says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!

    36. lala says – reply to this


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      psycho!

    37. bumm says – reply to this


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      ewwww

    38. Vicki in Canada says – reply to this


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      Exactly - why tell us this story with a pic of Tara Reid???

      Perez - surely your staff can do better than that!

    39. lscott85 says – reply to this


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      Why is there a pic of Tara Reid???

    40. wen says – reply to this


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      so very sad. people, get help before you hurt someone.

    41. Kady says – reply to this


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      Isnt that what marriage is all about?!

    42. Nikki says – reply to this


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      UMMMMMMM, her tummy is frowning!!!!

    43. Peppy La P.U. says – reply to this


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      first!

    44. aww man says – reply to this


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      and a picture of tara reid is posted because…?
      You're losing your touch Perez…you are not as funny as you use to be and this saddens me.

    45. Angie says – reply to this


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      If I am not mistaken Tara was in some film where she got married to a cute guy and he turned out to be a psycho. So perhaps that is why her picture is here with this story.

    46. Jean Claude Van Damme says – reply to this


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      So,……What's the problem. Maybe she just needed a little discipline. Might have done her some good. O.J. would've cut her head off. ;)

    47. Angie says – reply to this


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      Devil's Pond is the flick. ^^ Yeah just remembered.

    48. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Yanno, there are sexy one-pieces out there. I'd rather be accused of being a grandma than show everyone my botched lipo!!

    49. Orphinia says – reply to this


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      I can see an old man's face in her stomach, one with thin lips and he's wearing glasses. Ha ha

    50. naomi says – reply to this


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      i know this has nothing to do with the article, but what's wrong with her stomach? she looks like she's had a kid or something…

    51. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Isn't that Tara Reid in the pic? And even then her hands aren't even cuffed together or anything so it doesnt even make sense. And when I saw the headline I thought it said Man hand cuffed new BRIDGE" so I was like o… And omg her stomach is disgusting it looks like she got a bad lipo job.. It looks like an anorexic granny belly.

    52. Jill says – reply to this


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      How disgusting! That monster needs to be put away!

    53. the spaceman says – reply to this


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      what;s wrong with her stomach??

    54. Chris says – reply to this


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      Errrrrrrrr Krista… try number 32!!!

    55. KiKi says – reply to this


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      Awesome choice of pic. Or not.

    56. Jo says – reply to this


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      Did she fall asleep on a grilled cheese? Her stomach is melting off. NASTY

    57. Nice Ab's says – reply to this


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      Nice "belly button". Looks like about a six-inch horizontal gash. If her puzzy-gash is drooping like that, she must really look like somebody's granny, with a boob job, naked.

    58. Gary says – reply to this


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      Could that lineup be any more LAST YEAR. Time to catch up ACL.

    59. Chris says – reply to this


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      Hey takes guts to go out in a 2 piece when youve had a surgery gone wrong like that.. power to her!

    60. grace says – reply to this


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      GROSS!! did she have a baby or somethin- why the hell is her stomach skin all wrinkly and flabby?!?

    61. annie says – reply to this


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      Re: sabrina – Fail

    62. Ana B says – reply to this


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      Re: krista – LOL!!!!!! ur retarded!!!! luv ya perez xoxoxo

    63. 12345 678910 1112 says – reply to this


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      Re: krista – you can't type a long, rambling sentence if you want to be 1st, silly.

    64. Marcus Aurelius says – reply to this


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      Re: krista – Get a life. "so all you gay fucks out there saying first shut the fuck up b/c ur not"….YOU shut the fuck up. And I suggest that you do not know us personally, so you don't know who you're messing with when you use bigoted, prejudicial terms like "gay fucks". We can fuck you up in more ways than one. Besides, rarely if ever are gays the ones typing first. Stupid bitch.

    65. Jon says – reply to this


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      Tara Reid was in a Lifetime movie called Devils Pond… It was a great movie… She gets married to this HOT guy and they honeymoon in the woods on this private mini island and he goes crazy and wont let her leave but Tara eventually escapes…

    66. Anneliese says – reply to this


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      This is disgusting!! MENTAL PROBLEM

    67. This guy's psycho fucked up says – reply to this


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      I'd be out before you could spell A-N-N-U-L-M-E-N-T!

    68. Mixed Emotions says – reply to this


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      Tara Reid is so happy ….. but her stomach is so SAD! (sniff) :-(

    69. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I bet you guys anything, she has had a child that nobody knows about!! How else is a skinny girl like that have a stomach that looks like that! I dont care what kind of surgery you have done, there is now way!!!

    70. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Ok this happened in the city I work in. Just last week a woman shot her husband though both his wrists and then in "stomach area" then shot herself. We all think she was trying to shoot him in the nuts and he was covering himself up.

    71. prettybaby76 says – reply to this


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      that is funny but…..what does that have 2 do with Tara Reid?????
      Also ewwwwwww look at her stomach!!!!!

    72. EEWWWWWWW! says – reply to this


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      Sounds like your dream date, Perez! Here's a bone for you!
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    73. FUCKUFATTY says – reply to this


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      Re: krista

      HAHA YOU DUMBASS TWAT!!! Try again! You're not first and you never will be! Except FIRST IN LINE FOR THE HO TRAIN!

      DUMB CUNT!

    74. Tara Reid???? Weird says – reply to this


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      What in the hell is wrong with her belly? And her boobs are sort of scary…Damn. Usually, I admire celeb bodies but not hers. She makes my body look descent.

    75. steph says – reply to this


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      OMG…..this happend right down the road from me……crazys

    76. Emily says – reply to this


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      Ya this definitely happened in the city I live in, so proud!!

    77. SpEd says – reply to this


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      Re: krista – Krista shut yer fuckin face uncle fucker.

    78. Jenny Lopez says – reply to this


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      Eww wats up with her stomache

    79. retard much? says – reply to this


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      Re: krista – Who's the gay fuck now, ahahahaah.
      fuckin gay fuck.

    80. ag says – reply to this


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      fools: he used tara reid because her hands are behind her back in "hand cuff position."

    81. wtf v ice says – reply to this


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      there,s a law against handcuffing a woman in a cage????????

    82. lola says – reply to this


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      Oh look, a good argument for premarital sex. So, you know, you catch these things before you shell out $20 a plate.

    83. Shannon says – reply to this


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      It freaks me out when I see horrible LOCAL news on perezhilton.com.

      Damn Ohioans ;) jk! haha

    84. jojo says – reply to this


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      why would you put tara's pic on there? you're an evil bastard perez

    85. sasha says – reply to this


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      Has she had 10 kids or what?

    86. nell says – reply to this


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      what the hell is wrong w/ her stomach. that looks NASTY

    87. kb says – reply to this


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      what is up with her stomach?? why does it look like that? is that normal??

    88. SURGERY GONE BAD says – reply to this


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      Bad implants, bad lipo. And she's anorexic to boot. Poor girl. Feel sorry for her.

    89. WHOA!! says – reply to this


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      WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG W/HER STOMACH?! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY!! DANG, THIS CHICK NEEDS TO USE THE AB MASTER OR SOME KINDA AB WORKOUT!!! PEOPLE YOU DO NOT NEED TO GET LIPO SUCTION IF U'RE A LIL CHUBBY OR OVERWEIGHT!! IT'S CALLED DIETING AND EXERCISING!!! RIGHT PEREZ? OH WAIT, YOU'RE STILL A FATTY!!

    90. cass says – reply to this


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      dang…
      a dog cage?
      maybe he thought it was kinky…
      lol

    91. mick says – reply to this


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      That's Tara Reid!! What the hell happened with her belly?? Looks like a shabby 60 year old tummy!

    92. devon says – reply to this


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      Just so you know…. Tara was a victim of plastic surgery gone wrong. She had lipo suction on her tummy and that is the result. Please leave this poor girl alone. Despite her plastic surgery problems which she has to deal with and live with the rest of her life, she is still absolutely adorable, talented, and she is nice. Why do you people feel inclined to always pick on the people who need support the most. Why? It is really uncool and unattractive. Perez it astonishes me you could be so mean sometimes. When you are nice and compassionate it is far more attractive.

    93. Nona says – reply to this


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      #95 you blow. Get real.

    94. Courtney says – reply to this


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      Well… Tara stomach does look bad but no one is perfect.. HA. Wedding in Vegas what do you expect from one of those marriages. Man some people are just too psycho.

    95. Jessie says – reply to this


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      Re: krista – You're stupid!!!

    96. Ronnie says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is wrong with her stomach? Looks like recent major lypo - check the saggy skin.

    97. lauren says – reply to this


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      who doesn't put their new spouse in a dog cage?

    98. Emily says – reply to this


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      Omgsh.

      Thats bad.

    99. wtf? says – reply to this


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      im from canton and this does not surprise me.. there are some crazy hillbillies there fo shizzzzz!

    100. tara says – reply to this


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      look at her torso…doesnt her boobs and that big wrinkle in her belly look like a sad face? lol. thats so funny.

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