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"Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage"
Oh, the dramz! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline.
[Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
Man Accused of Handcuffing New Bride in Dog Cage
A man is accused of handcuffing his wife inside a dog cage days after they were married in Las Vegas.
Canton police Lt. Greg Boudreaux says 28-year-old Matthew George also fired gunshots inside the home. His wife, Mary Swihart, was not injured.
George was found in a car pulled to the side of the road early Sunday in neighboring Springfield Township. Boudreaux says George had taken a large number of pills and was hospitalized at Akron City Hospital.
A spokeswoman says George wasn't at the hospital Monday.
Boudreaux says charges of abduction, assault and domestic violence are pending.




first maybe?
and WTF???
woah i was first!
Why are you showing us a pic of Tara Reid?
firsts
why Tara Reid?
hey im actually first..lol mmm sad
5th?
Hello?!
umm yaa
what the hell is wrong with her stomach??? that's disgusting!
EWWWWWWWWWW! She's all Melty.
thats so disgusting of the man to do that
funny pic perez..lol
glad this was in ohio…
4th
piss
Oh God, her stomach is DISGUSTING!! Say no to lipo and hit the gym for awhile…damn!
maybe she was a bitch hahahaha
this is sick
What the HELL does that story have to do with Tara Reid??!! SO LAME!!!
ugly tummy!
first
how is tara reid relevant to this?
What happened to her stomach?
Why Tara Reid?
uhhhmmmm
first!!! what does that have 2 do with tara reid?
wtf?!?
first
Disgusting!
first
wow im the first one on here lol. so all you gay fucks out there saying first shut the fuck up b/c ur not. yea well this is weird and gotta love that tummy on tara
OMG poor woman!!
whore
WHY IS THIS PICTURE ON HERE?
FIRST!!
psycho!
ewwww
Exactly - why tell us this story with a pic of Tara Reid???
Perez - surely your staff can do better than that!
Why is there a pic of Tara Reid???
so very sad. people, get help before you hurt someone.
Isnt that what marriage is all about?!
UMMMMMMM, her tummy is frowning!!!!
first!
and a picture of tara reid is posted because…?
You're losing your touch Perez…you are not as funny as you use to be and this saddens me.
If I am not mistaken Tara was in some film where she got married to a cute guy and he turned out to be a psycho. So perhaps that is why her picture is here with this story.
So,……What's the problem. Maybe she just needed a little discipline. Might have done her some good. O.J. would've cut her head off.
Devil's Pond is the flick. ^^ Yeah just remembered.
Yanno, there are sexy one-pieces out there. I'd rather be accused of being a grandma than show everyone my botched lipo!!
I can see an old man's face in her stomach, one with thin lips and he's wearing glasses. Ha ha
i know this has nothing to do with the article, but what's wrong with her stomach? she looks like she's had a kid or something…
Isn't that Tara Reid in the pic? And even then her hands aren't even cuffed together or anything so it doesnt even make sense. And when I saw the headline I thought it said Man hand cuffed new BRIDGE" so I was like o… And omg her stomach is disgusting it looks like she got a bad lipo job.. It looks like an anorexic granny belly.
How disgusting! That monster needs to be put away!
what;s wrong with her stomach??
Errrrrrrrr Krista… try number 32!!!
Awesome choice of pic. Or not.
Did she fall asleep on a grilled cheese? Her stomach is melting off. NASTY
Nice "belly button". Looks like about a six-inch horizontal gash. If her puzzy-gash is drooping like that, she must really look like somebody's granny, with a boob job, naked.
Could that lineup be any more LAST YEAR. Time to catch up ACL.
Hey takes guts to go out in a 2 piece when youve had a surgery gone wrong like that.. power to her!
GROSS!! did she have a baby or somethin- why the hell is her stomach skin all wrinkly and flabby?!?
Re: sabrina – Fail
Re: krista – LOL!!!!!! ur retarded!!!! luv ya perez xoxoxo
Re: krista – you can't type a long, rambling sentence if you want to be 1st, silly.
Re: krista – Get a life. "so all you gay fucks out there saying first shut the fuck up b/c ur not"….YOU shut the fuck up. And I suggest that you do not know us personally, so you don't know who you're messing with when you use bigoted, prejudicial terms like "gay fucks". We can fuck you up in more ways than one. Besides, rarely if ever are gays the ones typing first. Stupid bitch.
Tara Reid was in a Lifetime movie called Devils Pond… It was a great movie… She gets married to this HOT guy and they honeymoon in the woods on this private mini island and he goes crazy and wont let her leave but Tara eventually escapes…
This is disgusting!! MENTAL PROBLEM
I'd be out before you could spell A-N-N-U-L-M-E-N-T!
Tara Reid is so happy ….. but her stomach is so SAD! (sniff)
I bet you guys anything, she has had a child that nobody knows about!! How else is a skinny girl like that have a stomach that looks like that! I dont care what kind of surgery you have done, there is now way!!!
Ok this happened in the city I work in. Just last week a woman shot her husband though both his wrists and then in "stomach area" then shot herself. We all think she was trying to shoot him in the nuts and he was covering himself up.
that is funny but…..what does that have 2 do with Tara Reid?????
Also ewwwwwww look at her stomach!!!!!
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Sounds like your dream date, Perez! Here's a bone for you!
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Re: krista –
HAHA YOU DUMBASS TWAT!!! Try again! You're not first and you never will be! Except FIRST IN LINE FOR THE HO TRAIN!
DUMB CUNT!
What in the hell is wrong with her belly? And her boobs are sort of scary…Damn. Usually, I admire celeb bodies but not hers. She makes my body look descent.
OMG…..this happend right down the road from me……crazys
Ya this definitely happened in the city I live in, so proud!!
Re: krista – Krista shut yer fuckin face uncle fucker.
Eww wats up with her stomache
Re: krista – Who's the gay fuck now, ahahahaah.
fuckin gay fuck.
fools: he used tara reid because her hands are behind her back in "hand cuff position."
there,s a law against handcuffing a woman in a cage????????
Oh look, a good argument for premarital sex. So, you know, you catch these things before you shell out $20 a plate.
It freaks me out when I see horrible LOCAL news on perezhilton.com.
Damn Ohioans
jk! haha
why would you put tara's pic on there? you're an evil bastard perez
Has she had 10 kids or what?
what the hell is wrong w/ her stomach. that looks NASTY
what is up with her stomach?? why does it look like that? is that normal??
Bad implants, bad lipo. And she's anorexic to boot. Poor girl. Feel sorry for her.
WHAT THE F**K IS WRONG W/HER STOMACH?! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTY!! DANG, THIS CHICK NEEDS TO USE THE AB MASTER OR SOME KINDA AB WORKOUT!!! PEOPLE YOU DO NOT NEED TO GET LIPO SUCTION IF U'RE A LIL CHUBBY OR OVERWEIGHT!! IT'S CALLED DIETING AND EXERCISING!!! RIGHT PEREZ? OH WAIT, YOU'RE STILL A FATTY!!
dang…
a dog cage?
maybe he thought it was kinky…
lol
That's Tara Reid!! What the hell happened with her belly?? Looks like a shabby 60 year old tummy!
Just so you know…. Tara was a victim of plastic surgery gone wrong. She had lipo suction on her tummy and that is the result. Please leave this poor girl alone. Despite her plastic surgery problems which she has to deal with and live with the rest of her life, she is still absolutely adorable, talented, and she is nice. Why do you people feel inclined to always pick on the people who need support the most. Why? It is really uncool and unattractive. Perez it astonishes me you could be so mean sometimes. When you are nice and compassionate it is far more attractive.
#95 you blow. Get real.
Well… Tara stomach does look bad but no one is perfect.. HA. Wedding in Vegas what do you expect from one of those marriages. Man some people are just too psycho.
Re: krista – You're stupid!!!
What the fuck is wrong with her stomach? Looks like recent major lypo - check the saggy skin.
who doesn't put their new spouse in a dog cage?
Omgsh.
Thats bad.
im from canton and this does not surprise me.. there are some crazy hillbillies there fo shizzzzz!
look at her torso…doesnt her boobs and that big wrinkle in her belly look like a sad face? lol. thats so funny.