HUGE NEWS!!!!
We need to try and breath because we're kinda hyperventilating. But it's a bit difficult to get air because we can't stop crying and feeling as if we've died.
We've died and gone to heaven!
This is perhaps one of the most surreal moments of our life!!!!!!
None other than Madonna has made a video for Perez!!!!! MADONNA!!!!!! M-A-D-O-N-N-A!!!! Yes, THAT Madonna!!!
A video. For US.
Perez just pissed his pants.
We will premiere this very very VERY special video tonight, Tuesday, at 9:00 P.M. Eastern / 6:00 P.M. Pacific.
Can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE:
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Baby #2????
Why do you have to come across as cocky and tooting your own horn every 2.5 seconds. Jesus. And I'm gay and love madonna (one of those) but you praise her on a WHOLE other level. She's not a good, she's madonna, GOT IT FATTARD???
MADONNA FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM JEALOUS PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO….too funny…you are going to give yourself a heart attack…
FUCK YOU PEREZISRETARTED!!!!!!!!!!! MADONNA IS GOD BITCH!!! DEAL WITH IT!
Re: Dana Kelly – YOU DO NOT LOOK 23, MORE LIKE 37 AND I'M UNSURE IF YOU'RE A TRANNY???
YO…i just listened to snippets of the album and the tracks are hot!!! OMG — THIS IS THE BEST MADONNA ALBUM EVER!!!
See what sucking up to Madonna gets you Perez — but watch out— Madonna is only using you as she uses everyone to get more of herself out there for all to see. All of your sleazy worship of her paid off — join te long line of celebrities of the moment used to promote Madonna — once you are off the radar she will drop you and move far away ( to her next victim) FAST.
Rolling Stone just gave her new album: 4 stars out of 5!!! Damn, where did you hear the songs??!
Re: susieq – That's right. Madonna is the parasite.
i don't get, its just a singer named madonna, i like her music, but would never be crazy about her kind a lame
She didn't make it because she likes you, she made it because she wants something from you. That's how she works. Ask Jellybean Benitez. She wants to use your website to promote herself.
Your gay love for this hag is beyond sickening and disturbing. Purchase a life.
THAT must be the creepiest ass picture that ive ever seen in my life!
WOOHOO CANT WAIT TO SEE IT LONG LIVE THE QUEEN MADONNA
Seems like a desperate attempt at targeting younger readers of the blogosphere - no biggie! Congrats, Perez!
OH, THIS explains why you have been bashing Mariah, and kissing Madonna's wrinkled ass. Sorry, cant watch your pathetic video, I and the rest of America will be watching a TRUE star on American Idol..yes, MARIAH CAREY.
You ought to do yourself a BIG FAVOUR and NOT post whatever it is that Madonna has put together. Don't be silly. Seriously, you'll only regret it.
Yay Perez!!!
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You are an icon now just like her, you shouldn't be so surprised!
If I could meet anyone in the world, you and Madonna would both be in my top five. Congratulations
Congratulations Perez you have made it to the top, now the rest is up to you.
Re: Guy Richie – Stupid Lamb…they should all be slaughtered…
lol i love how you stick you head on a guy with a 1 inch dik
ahha
Perez, God has spoken to you and her name is MADONNA!
Don't get too excited Perez. She's probably going to tell you about her plans to sue your milky white hairy honky ass.
She has got to be a nightmare to see in person, not as bad as Dolly P but getting close
i sure hope so seeings how ur so damn far up her ass!!!!!!!!!!
Even when I'm as pissed as i am now Perez……ur stupid ass makes me just laugh
OF COURSE, P, BECAUSE YOU ARE HUGE!
cept for that tiny wiener (who knew?)
*** yawn *** this bitch is old
vadge sux hairy balls. plus she's old. and ugly. and has a gap-tooth. can't accept it that she is old. her youth is gone.
Oh man, this is awesome! I'm so happy for you Perez, can't wait to see the video!!!
That's about how big your dick is!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Fuck Madonna. The only way the video could be cool is if she blew her brains out with a magnum revolver. And she was fully clothed, cause nobody but a gay fan, who will comment, "Oh Madonna you look fabulous", wants to see Madonna naked. I didn't want to see it 20 years ago and I speak for all hetero men when we say Madonna is just as ugly as Sarah Jessica Parker.
Congrats 4 u lucky Bitch! , but really look at that shity song she just put out !
Out of everyone in the world she had to whore herself out to JT & T !
4 mins to make my ears bleed.. I hope the other tracks are better.
OYE!
You famous media princess…i want to see the video.
WHERE is it going to premiere? Youtube or your site?!
I need to know!!
Papo, don't leave me hangin'
VADGE
ESTER
MADGE
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THIS
BITCH
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AND
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AND
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SHE
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THINK
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U WANT TO SEE YOUR MOTHER WITH A LEOTARD, HER LEGS OPEN AND TALKING ABOUT HER SWEET CANDY? THIS IS JUST UTTERLY DISGUSTING. THIS BITCH IS SO UGLY AND PLAYED OUT. SHE IS USING PEREZ BECAUSE HE IS A "CELEB OF THE MOMENT" SHE CAN HOOK HER OLD WRINKLY TRAIN TO. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS SLEEZY CUM-DEPOSIT ANYMORE.
Perez…now you know you've 'made it' in the celebrity world. Madonna has made a video for you!!! I would be so completely pissing my pants as well. You are so lucky! Madonna is so cool, she is an ICON. What a cool gift. I cannot WAIT to see it!!!!!!!!
You look like a chubby Dyke with pink lipstick on in that pic. I feel sorry for you, seriously. To have the cahones to go off on other people's looks when you are a really ugly human (inside and out)– just disturbs the fuck out of me. You and your big old head and Gigantor Rumer Willis chin. Die already.
We can only hope its Madonna offering to spank you Perez, cause you would like it sooo much !!
You look like a chubby Dyke with pink lipstick on in that pic. I feel sorry for you, seriously. To have the cahones to go off on other people's looks when you are a really ugly human (inside and out)– just disturbs the fuck out of me. You and your big old head and Gigantor Rumer Willis chin. Die already, please?
wow! Perez's panties must be soaked!!!! Madge is really pushing hard to sell her new stale candy CD if she's working w/ Perez! she's leaving no stone unturned! first she degraded herself by working w/ JT just to get an American hit and now this! oh Madge how far you've fallen, you look more disperate than Hillary!
LOLZ I bet that's how small your peepee really is.
This royal "we" bullshit is annoying as fuck.
big effin deal. See if Mimi gives you the time of day.
THATS ONE FUCKED UP LOOKING BABY, PEREZ I BET YOU WAS AN UGLY FUCKING BABY TOO, TO LOOK AT YOU NOW YOU STILL AN UGLY LOOKING FEM ACTING GAY CUBAN…… DID YOU SWIM HERE OR PUNCHED OUT FOR YOUR GREEN CARD….
Pereeeeez……it's spelled "breathe", not "breath". You should know better than that!! Haha, oh well, I guess the news was just too much to handle!! Loves you, xoxox
Re: fuck madonna – YOU rule MAN! I just ready your pants and I am dying laughing. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS SKANKY WHORE!
Hopefully the old woman with decaying hands will announce she is retiring tonight. In which case the world even Malawi will breath a sigh of relief.
Go away Madonna and look after your kids. Even the black one you bought from Africa.
OMG… You should be crapping your pants too… That is big…
aawwww thats awesome why cant we see it nowww!!!!
First!
nah, but reallty tho.
At first I didnt like you much Perez.
But you reaalllllly grow on a person. You're pretty alright, congrats on being crowned Queen Bitch of all media by her Madgesty herself. You have totally made it. respect.
Speak SLUT…!!
IF THIS IS TRUE. THEN WELL DONE TO YOU PEREZ. I AM JEALOUS. MADONNA IS THE CLOSEST THING THE MODERN WORLD HAS TO A LIVING GOD AS JESUS IN BETHLEHEM. YOU ARE FAT AND IRRITATING BUT SOMETIMES YOU ARE LIKEABLE. DONT LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD TOO MUCH! MADONNA FUCKING RULEZ MOTHER FUCKERZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez, you're a pawn mate.
Opinion was, you'd be able to spot that sort of thing.
Guess it's not as easy when the spotlight's blinding your eyes?
THE NEWS IS THAT SHE'S GONNA ANNOUNCE TOUR DATES FOR THE FALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let's guess. Obviously Mandonna is just using this site to promote her cd which I hear is not very good. She will try to be clever and cutting edge. Her dumb tools will report oh " she's the queen" while they are. They will say "oh she looks so fierece" while she is a carved up pumpkin with no voice.
Mandonna you are old and used up. You contribute nothing. GO AWAY OLD CUNT!
that is so cool Perez! I'd die if Madonna made me a video! Her new album is soooooo good! I just heard previews!
cases of giantism of the gynatels as severe as this are extremely rare. victims of untreated spastic engorgement of the vulva often find themselves unable to wear tight clothes or cups when they play hockey.
Perez'
And what do you think made her to do so….?Your "ENORMOUS" APPENDAGE
as evidenced on the illustration? For GOD SAKE do something about it….
you cannot walk around with something like this and pretend everything
is a O.K. man….!!!!!!!
Oh boy! What channel?? It would HELP if you specified…. Did you at least meet her? I don't believe you. Send pictures if you met her.
Holy crap! But it was only a matter of time, though, right?
Well of course, all you ever do is kiss her ass.
It should be "breathe," Perez!!! Please hire me to be your proofreader. There are way too many mistakes on your website!!!!
U GO BIATCH!!! I CAN'T WAIT 2 C WHAT THE FUCK SHE MADE 4 YOU.. YOUR A WHORE PEREZ AND I LOVE YOU!!! MADONNA RULES!!! YOU KNOW PEREZ YOU JUST NOW HAVE ARRIVED!!!! THINK ABOUT IT!!!
AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Perez I LURV this pic of you and Mags!
Haha Thats awesome! Go PEREZ!
LOVE THE QUEEN!!
YOURE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE I WOULD DIE FOR MADONNA TO MAKE ME A VIDEO
aww,congratulations!
now you know how truly famous you've gotten.
i mean, MADONNA?!
that's as good as it gets.
once again,
congrat's perez!
:D
LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!
why would you be this excited over Madonna? eeew.
Isn't that cute perez in the nude….small winky is actually life size(wink wink). Hope on that gravy train little man. Long train with a short route.(get what you can )
you ungrateful youguns…… wtf???? if it wasn't for madonna paving the way in the 80's with opening the minds of a entire generation of toleration… many of you are too young and naive… you have it easy now because of people like madonna and her trailblazing….. where is the respect????? you bunch of tech savy minus the power to critical think…. many of you are just pathetic and fat on top of that i am sure…lol
its 6:02 i don't see it hurry
uh hellleeeeeuuuuu it's after 6 where's our vid
The ONLY reason why she's doing it is so you will only write positive things about her. PLEASE don't stop writing about her wrinkles and such, it's SO FUNNY!
BEST CUT AND PASTE EVER PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW you are so lucky to have Madonna the QUEEN to send you a message! She doesn't do that for just everyone so you better know how lucky you are and i hope you remain a Supportive Madonna 4ever!
to have your idol acknowledge u, and even more make a video to u, congradulations! U kick asz! whooooaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
…….I JUST LOVE THE PICTURE! THEY EVEN GOT THE SIZE OF YOUR PEE PEE CORRECT, EVEN IF THE BELLY IS TOO SMALL.
Good to know the old bitch reads this page. She can see just how many people think she is an uppitty, talentless hag that needs to put on some clothes and retire already! Oh and without all the photoshop and pancake makeup?? She looks just like an old crack whore!
That is so great news Perez! I'm so happy, I wish I could meet Madonna someday, I LOVE HER SO MUCH!
P.D.: You should learn to use Photoshop (crítica constructiva), cuz Paint sucks!
hey P! If you'd like … i could come over and teach you how to cut and paste your artwork………….
well well,now you can rest easy her madgesty has acknowledged you!!youve mnade it bitch!!wow!!i may faint.feeling your ego explode??oh sorry ern,waistline.Perhaps now you can tell her about the fake blog in her name????hmm??like ya ignored the email i sent u several times!! (seems a girl is too too fameus!!!yea??shame that..yr still just a bitchy queer .
Now that is the direction you should aim Perez!
Stop this nonsense of Heidi and Spencer and move to the A LIST! You deserve this break.
You're the luckiest blogger on Earth. Today you can download the remixes of 4MINUTES from iTunes and amazon.com. So go get each remix for us to dance to Madonna for the rest of the year!!!
Ok.. Perez… Yes. very cool Madonna made a video for you!…but as I look to the sides of this screen I see OOOOOOhhhhh ADVERTISING… did i read a 1 page and a few posts up… you were making Diva about Kimmel and selling out to Advertisments????? At least they are livefest on his show…. I love your site.. but you really do confuse me..hahaah .. Peace Out Hooker
The Whore of Babylon with another of her bastard brood…
FIERCE
My god!
That's great:)
Sooo funny
My, Perez's wee wee is bigger than I thought. Photoshop!
y does PazzyFatNasty keep putting himself in his own blog… i thought this was celeb gossip?