Not As Stupid As She Looks
Filed under: TV News > Teri Hatcher
The meopause network, Lifetime, is working on a shitcom based on Teri Hatcher's memoir, Burnt Toast.
The book is about a fortysomething single mother who wants her daughter to learn from mommy's mistakes.
Sounds like a watered down, suburbia version of Gilmore Girls to us.
Although it's unclear what her role will be in the show (producer, occasional guest star), kudos to Teri for using her fleeting Desperate fame to do something that will hopefully give her a paycheck once the ABC show is over.
On second thought, it's probably Hatcher's 'people' that make things happen. Need to give credit where it's due!
[Image via Mavrix.]
Posted: April 15, 2008 at 2:00 pm
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Are you serious? Yawn! Lifetime is gunning to be the next Bravo TV. Now that Project Runway has jumped ship.
goood for her, she is so cute.
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JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF YOU HATING ON SOMEONE FAR MORE TALENTED AND SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU WERE, ARE OR EVER WILL BE!!!!!
SHES HAD A FEW SUCCESSFUL SERIES IN HER LIFE. HOW MANY HAVE YOU HAD? OH WAIT YOU GOT THAT SHITTY VH-1 SHOW I'VE NEVER SEEN. FACE IT FATASS YOU HATE A L L WHITE FEMALE ACTRESSES AND SINGERS THAT DON'T PANDER TO YOU. FUCK OFF AND DIE FATASS!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SUCKED ON AMERICAN IDOL! Charity shmarity. She wanted the attention.
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Nothing will ever compare to The Gilmore Girls !!!!!
Oh on second thought, it's probably your mother who gives you all your good ideas, douchenozzle.
Wow, Perez! Love ya and all, but you can be a total cunt sometimes!
Geez— why so much hatred toward TH?
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She looks dame hot. But just saw her blog and video at "W E A L T H Y ROMANCE .com" yesterday. What is she looking for on that site?
But you, Perez, are JUST as stupid as you look, which is moronic. Step away from the buffet, buttboy. And take your asshole buddy Matt Drudge with you on that inner tube back to Havana.
First, she's shown us she can't act worth a shit.
Then she showed us she can't sing worth a shit.
And now… uhhhh… again, we get to see that she REALLY can't act worth a shit. Yippeeeee.
With all of the dopey shows out there these days, reality TV included, it's a wonder I haven't shot a hole through my television set yet.
Good for you Teri! Ignore the haters, you make that show, they all know it, and congrats on the new one with Lifetime
your colorful opinons are refreshing!
Fleeting "Desperate" career?????? Perez….. she's had 2 hugely successful TV series. Way more than most. You need to be educated in what fleeting means. Her show is still on top of the ratings. You really should be careful because, somuch of the time, you sound so jealous and envious. Just be careful not too sound too much like an eighth grade gossip girl. Try to be part of a man.
Why is Perez so hostile to Teri Hatcher? Did I miss something? Because she seems to be really nice and down to Earth for a TV star. She drives an old van, focuses most of her attention on her daughter, does charity work. I've never heard her say a bad word about anyone else…and she's had a pretty rough life so she would be entitled to some bitterness. Is she bad because she's not a talentless whore like Paris? I don't think her fame is fleeting either, because this is her second hit series so far and I'd be willing to bet there'll be another after this one.
I read Burnt Toast. Borrrrring. My own life is more exciting but because I don't know how to write a screenplay, I can't get anyone interested. And I did not enjoy her charitable performance on AI; it was an embarassment.
why are you such a fucking dick?.. you fat ass homo!
HUSH, YA FRUITY BASTARD!
Whatever has terri done to deserve such hatefulness?
Re: Kassi Snow – I completely agree!!!
Perez,
She's actually known in Hollywood for NOT having a publicist and handling a alot of her business. I'm sure she has management that has expedited the process of making this Lifetime show happen, but you can't say she's not hands-on.
I guess I just mean that if you're going to joke about someone in Hollywood being a diva with "people," it's not Teri Hatcher.
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how dare you call Lifetime a menopause network
Why are you so very hateful to what seems to be the nice women? What the fuck is wrong with you? Jealous of them? Does someone have a bit of an inferiority complex, and thus needs to rag on other people and advertise yourself ALL the time on your website?
that bathog makes me wet, have i got a wide on for him
Is even the smallest reason for the endless nasty comments — like has she been awful to you at some point? What's with the hate-on with her, Dunst, Rumer Willis, Tina? It just comes off as kind of sad/crazy, sir. And I think you're actually a pretty decent guy.
Why do you spew so much hate and negativity perez?
Old news, Perez!
People are talking about this show since last year…
she needs to catch up on her botox. homegirl is looking scary
give this lady some botox. she is shriveling
look its joan collins
I think you are just jealous - you want to BE Teri Hatcher. You sound so bitter!
burnt toast is an excellent book
She doesn't look dumb to me.
I love Desperate Housewives!!!
From your statement it shows you don't know much about Teri. She does not have "people". The smart lady like to keep her hard earned money, she does the her own work. You should read more and talk less.
Good GAWD, I CAN'T STAND THIS WOMAN"S GRITTY "SMILES"!!!! She grits her teeth way too much and loosk like she is squeezing out a turd while trying to look happy. You'd think after being in the industry for a while she'd learn to freaking smile correctly and naturally!!!!
Those twinkly come fuck me eyes are a crackup. how does she do it ?