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Paris Upstaged By a Horse

And by a horse, we mean Henry Conway, the son of the disgraced British Member of Parliament Derek Conway, who's under investigation and has stepped down for reportedly pocketing over half a million tax payers dollars and spreading it throughout his family.

The 25 year old Henry made his way on Monday night to club Mahiki and arrived in, what else, a horsedrawn carriage. Now that's how a queen should travel!!! We're so jelly.

The carriage had two large horses in front and two coachmen with top hats and jackets.

Also in attendance at Mahiki last night was none other than Paris Hilton with boyfriend Benji Madden. We're sure she's hating the fact she didn't think of the carriage first!!

Even more interesting is the fact that Ms. Hilton got paid for her "appearance" at the club last night.

Paris pocketed over $135,000 for the night, and she wasn't even there for 2 full hours!! Paris arrived at 1:20am and returned to her Hilton hotel at 3:00am. That's almost $70k per hour!

We're DEFINITELY way jealous of that! We only make 65k per hour! ha ha ha ha We wish!!!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: April 15, 2008 at 8:40 pm

157 comments to “Paris Upstaged By a Horse”

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iloveperez says – reply to this

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horse. isnt paris the horse?
torrieB says – reply to this

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2nd? and paris (the girl) is soooooooo ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sooo ugly
Tati says – reply to this

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nbvcgkufu
xuszerep says – reply to this

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Eww, look how skinny Paris has gotten.
Elizabeth-Morgan says – reply to this

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That guy with the horses is ugly!!! ew!
:3
sgtrsd says – reply to this

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a4q
boopy says – reply to this

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YUCK!!! TOO FUCKING SKINNY. Bag o Bones.
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jessie says – reply to this

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i love paris!
kk says – reply to this

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ha i just posted somrhin random lol im da 6th one dat posted somethin random
hilton wonkyface says – reply to this

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without her money she is absolutely nothing
i feel very sad for her
jessie says – reply to this

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BATHOG says – reply to this

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HOLY FAWK HER FEET ARE HUGE!
PARIS HILTON IS THE sCUM OF THE EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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CAN I SPEAK FOR EVERYONE WHEN I SAY THAT WE DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT PARIS HILTON ANYMORE…..WHAT A WASHED UP LOSER!!!! THE ONLY REASON SHE IS FAMOUS IS BECAUSE WE GAAAAAVE IT TO HER! AND NOW WE SHOULD TAKE IT AWAY!

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS HORSE FACE BITCH WHOSE BODY LOOKS LIKE A ERECTOR SET AND HAS SIZE 11 FUCKIN MAN FEET!

BTW, THE HORSE DEFINITELY UPSTAGED HER IN THE BEAUTY DEPARTMENT!
Horse says – reply to this

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Paris hilton is gonna have my baby!
ll says – reply to this

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is it just me or is that guy really girly
JLO says – reply to this

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u guys are all jealous she looks beautiful
cori 18/bi/f says – reply to this

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Jo says – reply to this

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is it just me or does Paris look borderline anorexic?
SOMEONE KILL THIS WHORE says – reply to this

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FUCK THIS BITCH
elliot says – reply to this

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a carriage? seriously?
Tye says – reply to this

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THIS NO TALENT " BIMBECIEL" ……….is so unattractive is isnt funny - That CUM BLAST - SHE GOT IN HER EYE , THOSE YEARS AGO ,MAKES HER LOOK EVEN MORE STUPID - She would have a fanny the size of a Welly Boot with the amount of COCK that has been there - SHE IS GROSS !!!!
cool says – reply to this

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cool
cori 18/bi/f says – reply to this

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The Gatherer says – reply to this

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rico says – reply to this

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How old is Benji, he always looks like an old man????
jengirl says – reply to this

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i have to work 40 hours a week for four years to make that much money
that is sick
JennSavage says – reply to this

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I Cant Believe Benji Would Even Get Near Her.
Ughh..Such A Waste.
jengirl says – reply to this

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i meant ~to make what she made in one hour, would take me four years
Lala says – reply to this

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she's looking a bit skeletal
only fucking idiots would waste a penny on this ugly ass whore says – reply to this

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If the clubs that pay this bitch want to make their clubs sleazy then mission accomplished.
NeedNewGlasses says – reply to this

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Okay, I can't see too well without new glasses, but is that a SCIFAG cross around her neck?
ew says – reply to this

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she looks sooo skinny its gross, she looks unhealthy and alien like!!
i dont understand how anyone on earth could find her attractive she looks just disgusting if you ask me
allyk says – reply to this

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wow paris can't stand anyone stealing her spotlight. nikki is looking anorexic so, not to be out done, paris has started the starvation star diet too. maybe if we're lucky she will starve to death. she serves no purpose anyway.
Lala says – reply to this

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tired of this skank
farrell says – reply to this

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parisexposed.com
meltz911 says – reply to this

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Might have been worth it if Parisite was double teamed by the horeses.
Kitty says – reply to this

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So you are saying that the lady with a purse is a boy and the horse behind him/her is NOT Paris Hilton? I'm all confused.
allyk says – reply to this

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o and just asking, but what the hell is that in her hand? her travel case for her vibrators?
Cassie says – reply to this

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For the first time in my life, I resent the fact that at my current job, I would have to work 4 YEARS like a dog, 8 hours a day, with my mean bitchy bosses micromanaging me to death in order to make that amount of money. Ugh the real world.
Jen says – reply to this

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I'll be seeing Benji and the rest of the guys of Good Charlotte at a concert tomorrow at Queens College!!! Maybe Paris will show up???
peter says – reply to this

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she looks really skinny in that pic, too skinny.

Perez is probably getting his ass pounded right now
katie jane says – reply to this

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LOOK AT PARIS'S ARM.
fucking gross.
maybe she's using banji for coke/crack???? stranger things have happened. i mean, his brother is with nicole… it all makes sense!
jerry says – reply to this

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wow…she has major "man-hands" and he has a bit of a "waddle" (double-chin, for those who don't know the term) going. interesting. love the red lips, though.
katie says – reply to this

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I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A REALLY IMPORTANT POINT HERE, has anyone noticed how all of the madden brothers girlfriends become incredibly thin? sophie monk did, as did hillary duff, not to mention nicole and now paris seems to be following down that road
AJ says – reply to this

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Im not gonna fucking lie. I fucking wannabeen Paris Hilton. Can you believe that shit, for real, FOR REAL! But, she does look sickly skinny, that sucks.
coutureprincess says – reply to this

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hahahaha he is sooooo DIVA!!!
toni says – reply to this

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why was there no comment on the massive amount of weight that paris has lost? she looks deathly thin.
Ho Down says – reply to this

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She is like a high priced hooker but with out the class and the sex.
How sad is it that she is paid to appear - like a trained monkey.
I wonder if she touches her own poop, too.
nazztea says – reply to this

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that is dangerously thin
gg says – reply to this

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perez, i like you but.. for the millionth time, no one gives a shit about paris hilton! anyone but her!
teresa says – reply to this

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she has seriously got some "man hands" they look huge and she is doing the too skinny look. she has giant feet too so i bet she looks totally gross nude..ick all hands and feet. ET like!
TehDevil says – reply to this

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Paris….Horse…..I'm not going to say anything….Too easy!
DUMB HOE says – reply to this

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I'm skinny and she looks like she's trying to starve herself to death.
cookie monsta says – reply to this

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deAR pEREZ, iT'S A misERABLE worLD WE live in, wheN THESe lousy pissants GEt paid appreance money….doncha think ??
teamperez1 says – reply to this

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Is it me or is Paris looking more deathly thin than usual lately?
GO THE HELL AWAY PARIS says – reply to this

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SHE SUCKS ASS.
SHE LOOKS LIKE DEATH says – reply to this

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Re: teamperez1 – no it's not just you. she needs to get a friggin clue.
Cindy says – reply to this

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damn perez, you have been riding Paris HARD these last few days. she must be paying you some damn good money-guess lipo is expensive!
VS says – reply to this

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The horse looked better! The horse should have made the money.
Bitch still has no class i don't care if she made a million an hour.
She is still a HO!
srtns says – reply to this

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WTF!! How much weight has she lost?!?!?!?!?!
josiemarie says – reply to this

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is it just me or does P-HIL look somewhat emaciated….bitch looks she needs to eat a burger…oh god can we say"publicity abuse"?
emma says – reply to this

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Oh Paris, please don't be with this guy…maybe..okay, if he is wonderful and
that only means nice, fantastic and funny — This is your best photo ever.
Period. Best photo ever. Marry for love — and looks
Miyabi says – reply to this

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Yeeooow, easy money.

Her arm looks painfully thin. Ouch.
FAT Mary says – reply to this

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she is a horse…..
twin says – reply to this

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those look like coke arms
Erin says – reply to this

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OMG she is SO grossly skinny
j BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this

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paris looks so fat she needs to loose about 30lbs fast
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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She better get used to it cuz that's something that will be happening all of the time someday.
Anna says – reply to this

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she looks sooooooo anorexic!
babbbby says – reply to this

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absafuckinglutely fabulous!!!!!! that henry is so zexy with his horse and carriage……def a queen!!!!
Katerade says – reply to this

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She is a gross and probably hungry bag of bones-THAT'S HOT!!!!!
tina m says – reply to this

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Paris paris paris sooo disgusting… who does she think she is runny her mouth off about every celeb. coked up loser
cbrady says – reply to this

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I'd pay her $135,000 to stay the hell away from my party
barton springs 1 says – reply to this

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STOP IT!!!!! I KIOW YOU JUST DISCOVERED AUSTIN!! GOOD FOR YOU!! WELL DONE, BUT, THOSE OF US WHO HAVE LIVED THERE THEIR ENTIRE LIFE WOULD PREFER YOU NOT ADVERTISE. OBVIOUSLY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AUSTIN. SAD. AUSTIN WILL NEVER BE LA. PLEASE DON'T COME TO WILLY COUNTRY AGAIN. AND IT'S PATHETIC YOU THIK SXSW IS AUSTIN. SWSX IS LAME. JUST BUGGER OFF. WE ON'T EANT YOU'RE KIND OF PRESS. STAY AT YOUR STARBUCKS IN LA AND FUCK OFF. YOU ARE NOW AND WILL ALWAYS BE THE OUTSIDER LOOKING IN. ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON. DOUSHE BAG
puck says – reply to this

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It's all her fault, go to you tube - search fQtQZsnryfk
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Paris looks nasty thin!
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j says – reply to this

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what a poser! just because that other poser nicole is dating a poser rock star this bitch wants to date another poser rock star…they're all a bunch of POSERS!!!!
TaraReid says – reply to this

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what a screetching QUEEN that Hank! Looks like a skanky blonde Liberace
cori 18/bi/f says – reply to this

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forget about ugly paris… come see me nude! http://phonesexmobile.mobi/cori1a.php
TRISSY says – reply to this

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perez you are amazing!!! i freakin love you! dont let the haters get to you…. they are PATHETIC and you are amazing tey care about you and you dont even know theyre name bc they are insignificant! I FREAKIN LOVE YOU PEREZ!!! i think u were tooo harsh on britney but im glad u focus on her gettin better. my britney is your madonna without the craziness… thank god britney is not lindsay! I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!
i fucked heidi in the pooper says – reply to this

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AND THERE ARE PEOPLE STARVING TO DEATH IN THIS WORLD BUT THIS CUNT MAKES $135,000 DOLLARS TO SHOW UP AT A CLUB.WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
emily says – reply to this

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she may be a nasty ho, but she actually looks pretty good in thispic
Mandy says – reply to this

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Just what Paris Hilton needs!!! More money for doing nothing!!!! I hate this world!!! It's completely unfair!!
Jessica says – reply to this

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People talk so much shit. Paris is gorgeous.
I'll say it again because my previous comment was mysteriously deleted: says – reply to this

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PEREZ HILTON SUPPORTS PUPPY MILLS.
M says – reply to this

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Paris is the horse
sticks and stones says – reply to this

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Ouch…. looks like those collar bones of her's are ready to pierce through her skin… I think she is on the Nicole Ritchie diet!!
kevin says – reply to this

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while everyone is hating on paris and wasting their energy, she is the one laughing her way to the bank.

i like how she makes more than what all of you guys in a year in 1 and half hours.
paris says – reply to this

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Who cares what paris is doing, there are real things going on and real people in the world. Go to You tube and check out fQtQZsnryfk . The authorities think it's real and no one cares about it!
miss"m" says – reply to this

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Note to Paris: You are the ugliest woman alive. I'll look at cottage cheese stuffed in a big garbage bag any day over your stupid ass
princess says – reply to this

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when the fuck did paris go anO? she has a case of horse mouth too…camilla and paris separated at birth…rankety rank rank rank! she should have eaten the horse…she'd look better and then she wouldn't have been upstaged…she's like a snake, just unhinge those jaws
Devin says – reply to this

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I think THIS is Headine of the Week worthy.
Iwntmrsht says – reply to this

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Paris Hilton rocks! No way she could be upstaged by a horse, unless she was doing said horse that is.

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QUEEN OF ALL FAGS says – reply to this

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F*CK CAROLINE BARRY!!
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ILovePerez says – reply to this

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Ok is it just me, or is she looking more skelator than normal? Maybe she needs to spend some time in France! She looks horrible.
And says – reply to this

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135k $ , ……….. in 2 hours…………..
Ehhhh live people ….
Paris give me please 50k $ ,For you it's nothing,-for me - big money
jasmine says – reply to this

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OMG paris looks awful. Way too skinny. Look at all her bones jutting out. If her and Benji are axtualy having sex and this is not a publicity stunt then wow it would hurt. All he would be able to feel are her hip bones cruching!
Linz says – reply to this

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dude henry is my friend so please don't hate . and people go there cuz it's fun. seriously this is all speculation cuz mahiki would not pay paris to be there and do nothin… she would need to show somethin…..harry and william go there for fun so why do non=celebs need it?

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