Time To Kiss And Make Up

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Yesterday, we told you how Paris Hilton trashed her former BFF, Kim Kardashian, on a Las Vegas radio show.

The blonde socialite said publicly on the radio, "I would not want [Kim's butt], it's gross! It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."

Ouch!

Well, it seems after we posted the clip and it made its way through cyberspace, Paris' publicist must have suggested she apologize for those comments, and that she's done.

Shocking, right????

Hilton tells In Touch, "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!"

Hot like a cottage cheese ass? We love cottage cheese!! And it's healthy for you!

In response, Kim told In Touch, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry."

All together now, Awwww!

Now, where is Paris's apology to Jessica Simpson?

[Photos via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Apr 15, 2008 at 12:00 pm / Email this  »

    173 comments to “Time To Kiss And Make Up”

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    1. Emma says – reply to this


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      FIRST! woo hoo.

    2. 1st says – reply to this


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      First- Fuck You Jen

    3. Chuck says – reply to this


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      Hott piece of asses!!!!!!!!!!
      Obama Sucks………
      CMT Rocks…..the best award show this year……….

    4. blah says – reply to this


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      LOOOOLL paris is so fake

    5. sabine says – reply to this


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      No. 1

    6. paris says – reply to this


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      Paris is a hottie. I saw her on “w e a l t h yR o m a n c e .c o m” last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.

    7. blueblue says – reply to this


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      first!

    8. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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      2 ignorant, untalented, fame whore, pigs that are over like the 90's- we dont care……. Eliot is desperate because he needs "fresh, new talent"

    9. laxz says – reply to this


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      first

    10. loooo says – reply to this


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      bitch

    11. sarah says – reply to this


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      hah why would she say that? what a bitch

    12. Stevo says – reply to this


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      Better yet, make a sex tape together. That would make it all better!! hehe

    13. UKer says – reply to this


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      PARIS HILTON IS DISGUSTIONG, FAKE HAIR, FAKE NAILS, WONKEY EYES , FREAKISHLY BIG FEET, HERPES RIDDEN, VILE VILE HUMAN BEING IF YOU CAN CALL IT THAT.
      JUST DIE ALREADY BEFORE YOU CONTAMINATE THE WHOLE PLANET.

    14. tk says – reply to this


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      It could not have sounded like she was just "making a joke" any less. Oh Snap! She sooo meant those comments. She would NEVER want an actual ass.

    15. Paris, your OWN ass ain't so hot, either. says – reply to this


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      …kind of reminds me of, well…. a 12yr old boy.

    16. getting old/getting ugly says – reply to this


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      What has Happened to her face?!!?
      She looks like a witch
      Maybe she should smear some cottage cheese on it!

    17. Chismosita says – reply to this


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      She is still a bird! Peacock!! Flamingo!!

    18. Jaime says – reply to this


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      Didn;t she mean Kim's ass looks like huge bags of saline in a trash bag (just like her fake tits)?

    19. the detective says – reply to this


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      so degrassi junior high,lol, anyway, i just sent you a tearjerking link about martha stewarts dog…so sad :(

    20. Jasmine says – reply to this


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      She was only joking?! I can't get over it. You don't joke about stuff like that!

      Paris is acting like a high school bully just cos her 15 mins of fame are over. And besides being petty, she's also stupid. This only made PrincessK look mature and nice. Urgh :s

    21. sexyndacity says – reply to this


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      kIM IS A REAL WOMAN TO FORGIVE HER. SHE SHOULD TALK SHIT ABOUT THAT UGLY BOY IN DRAG.

    22. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      What a BITCH!!!!!!

    23. WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT!!!! says – reply to this


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      you wish you had a bangin ass like kims!!!! The skin aint designed to carry that much booty so sometimes celulite happens. Dont matter. She is FUCKING HOT AS HELL!!!! ALSO, SHE DONT HAVE COTTAGE CHEESE BUT IF SHE DID, I WOULD STILL HIT THAT!!!!! STOP HATIN SKINNY HOE. THICK CHICKS ARE WHATS UP

    24. Vi says – reply to this


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      OMG Paris Hilton is so fake its actually funny, her apology is a pile of crap and just reading it, it sounds rehearsed i bet someone wrote it for her..

    25. Public School Trash says – reply to this


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      Paris is such a BITCH!!! She doesn't have any room to talk. No telling how many notches she has on her bed post!!! Probably needs vaginoplasty!!! Just goes to show that $$$ doesn't buy CLASS!!!

    26. DoubleD says – reply to this


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      What a stupid twit….

    27. believer says – reply to this


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      The only thing resembling a joke here is Paris Hilton. To be given so much and to do NOTHING with it is sinful. She should shut her mouth and get busy helping people. She appears to be nothing more than a spoiled rotten brat.

    28. Wuhey says – reply to this


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      Perez, why aren't you jumping on the Obama doesn't believe in God like your girlfriend Hillary? Is it because bitter bible thumpers don't like Latin Queens? I like you Perez, your outspoken gay ways are alright with me, jump off the Hillary bandwagon, she is a creep. Kim Kardash is way hotter than Paris' flat chest, flat ass, void personality.

    29. Laura says – reply to this


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      Cottage cheese is NOT good for you!

      Perez, go vegan! And then make everyone else do it!

    30. BIG BROTHER says – reply to this


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      Kim is hot!.. BUTT!!!…HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF PARIS HILTON'S FEET?
      I SWEAR THEY ARE SIZE 12'S…BITCH COULD STOMP OUT FOREST FIRES!

    31. kims hot stop hating says – reply to this


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      i am a female and can say kim is sexy… paris should stop hatin because she is store bought!! i wish i had kims ass..not everyone wants the crack head chic/ i have an eating disorder look paris TRIES to play off instead of knocking real women she should use her "popularity" to tell the young girls that look up to her to embrace themselves rather than them wanting to starve and look like her she is sooo shallow and i dont understand at all why people like her

    32. Rachel says – reply to this


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      ugh, how pathetic! it was a catty, personal attack…HARDLY a joke!
      here's to fake apologies!

    33. Alexandra says – reply to this


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      THESE LADIES NEED TO GROW UP

    34. Porterville CA says – reply to this


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      Paris is never going to change. Why should she? You have to be able to learn to grow and it seems like Paris's growth has reached it's peak. The reason why she is popular with the tween set is because she acts like.

    35. Leenda says – reply to this


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      Sounds like Paris is a little jealous of Kim's ass-ets…

    36. LOR says – reply to this


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      I KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THEY WERE KIDS, BUT COMON'!
      YOU PLAY DUMB CAPPING GAMES LIKE THAT WHEN YOUR HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY, IF THAT. YOU DON'T GO SAYING CRAP LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC. WHAT AN IDIOT PARIS IS.
      PARIS HAS A LONG ASS NOSE AND SHE CLEARLY HAS NO CLASS NOR ASS!

    37. PUBLIC SCHOOL TRASH says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton is so last week. She needs to retire!!! She is such a phoney BITCH!!! She is a shining example of how family $$$ DOES NOT EQUAL REAL CLASS!!! Bitch needs to be humbled. The spoiled BRAT behavior does not go well with her age!!! She is almost 30 AND needs to grow up!!!

    38. Paris Hilton Can Rot in Hell with her HIDEOUS FACE says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton is an ugly, talentless whore. who is she to trash talk anyone when she is a repulsive, nasty looking tranny-bird. all she has going for her is her old anorexic body - big deal. drop dead Paris Hilton, Drop Dead PLEASE! I'm sick of people talking about that waste of life/plague to society.

    39. SH3rry says – reply to this


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      all the kardashian sisters are like one million hotter than paris, they're real women with assets and curves ans she's a thin ass pale white girl.

    40. jmoney says – reply to this


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      …because KIM used to date BENJI MADDEN… duh. one big gross circle.

    41. Paris W Hilton= TRASH says – reply to this


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      I really wish her death. I despise the ugly, classless tramp. DIE PARIS DIE! Why did Aliyah have to die in a plane crash- couldn't this have happened to Paris Hilton OR Lindsay Lohan? UGHHHHH. people need to stop glorifying these douche bags!

    42. Paris W Hilton= TRASH says – reply to this


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      HOW HIDEOUS ARE BENJI AND JOEL MADDEN?? I guess they do have hideous significant others.

    43. vetta says – reply to this


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      Paris is still LAME

    44. PARIS IS A hATER says – reply to this


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      PARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THATPARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THAT PARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THATPARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THAT PARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THATPARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THAT PARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THATPARIS IS HATING CUZ SHE AINT GOT AN ASS LIKE THAT

    45. LB says – reply to this


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      What??? Paris doesn't like Kim's butt??? Well, with all the money Paris has, you'd think she fix that big beak she has on her face!!!! Paris need not talk about another woman's features like that when she has her own flaws!!!!! The ONLY reason she apologized was b/c she realized she was on radio!!!

    46. DAVID says – reply to this


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      PARIS HAS A HUGE HOOKED NOSE, NO BOOBS OR ASS AND MASSIVE MAN FEET!
      SO SHE SHOULDN'T POINT OUT OTHER PEOPLES FLAWS. SHE'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE MOST MEN WOULD RATHER LOOK AT KIM ANYDAY OVER HER! KIM IS SUPER HOT!!!!

    47. Aileen says – reply to this


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      Paris- you are almost 30 years old and what have you accomplished? A sex tape, going to jail, and acting like a 12 year old. I don't feel sorry for you. I am remembering the pic of you in the police car crying. You are a waste of space.

      Aileen

    48. Paris is a Whore says – reply to this


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      I'm no fan of Kim K. but I'm sure Kim is much happier with her ass than Paris' is with her herpes-infested oozing cooter. Everyone knows Paris has herpes, the permanent gift that keeps on giving. I can't believe people still sleep with that disease-spreading whore! Kim is also aging much better than Paris is, she's getting better-looking while Hilton is really starting to show her age. Besides, I bet Kim and her ass weren't BANNED from the Oscars like Paris Hilton was.

    49. LILU says – reply to this


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      PARIS SOOOOOOO MEANT THOSE COMMENTS ABOUT KIM SHE CAN APOLOGIZE ALL SHE WANTS BUT WE ALL KNOW SHE MEANT IT!!!!

    50. zereppo says – reply to this


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      HAAAHAAAA. Nice friend! Good thing she has TONS of $$$$$, cause she got nothin else. No talent, no class, no real anything, and NO REAL FRIENDS either.

    51. Red 6 says – reply to this


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      Paris sucks and needs to go away. Her ass looks like a deflated balloon.

    52. deneil says – reply to this


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      kim is way more beautiful than paris ever will be. south park said it perfectly a while ago when they did a episode on the dumb twat.

    53. Uk Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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      At least Kim's got an arse on her, Paris has the body of a 12 year old boy with AIDS, thus making that Madden prick a paedophile.

    54. Khalilah says – reply to this


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      Kim can get a butt reduction, Jessica can get a boob reduction….but there is no changing herpes or a size 11 monster foot. Paris should shut the =uck up!

    55. unimpressed says – reply to this


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      the more you pay a thing attention, the more it thrives. if you really have an interest in obliterating paris hilton from any kind of relevance, stop visiting this stupid web site and stop buying magazines that feature her as content.

      fight the power.

    56. vs says – reply to this


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      I said her pr people was on the other thread. I knew this would happen. Honey, it's too late. Kim is going to always know who you really are. Friends
      my arse! You were not joking! People don't joke like that. But, since you are
      28 going on 8 and you are dumb as hell. Maybe that's just you. Kim do not
      stoop to her level. She's in deep shit that's why she made I am sorry! Yeah,
      it back fired bitch! Kim is still hotter. Paris you are not telling the truth you meant every word on that show. What a bitch you are! But, go ahead and
      clean up the mess. PR mess. Your girl did a good job for you right?

    57. Andrew says – reply to this


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      Why does anyone care about these skanks? (Unless you're the maker of Valtrex, that is. I can imagine that both could land very lucrative endorsement deals with the anti-herpetic drug maker. They don't call her "herpes Hilton' for nothing).

    58. truth says – reply to this


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      at least kim has a butt, i mean Paris is not so far gone to think she has a bod.Imean if she is going for 12 year old boy look than she has it

    59. Caccee Cobb says – reply to this


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      What did Paris say about Jessica Simpson?????

    60. Dean says – reply to this


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      What is Paris apologizing to Jessica for????

    61. TEAM AMERICA says – reply to this


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    62. SHE'S SICKENING says – reply to this


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      JOKE MY ASS!

    63. IL Chic says – reply to this


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      Poor Paris. She is a very mean person. She must feel horrible about herself because she is constantly fighting with her friends and making nasty comments about others. I hope she gets some help for her low self esteem issues soon.

    64. controlledinsanity.com says – reply to this


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      Now thats a Kiss I'd like to watch …….. just do it with feeling.

    65. Daisha loves Perez says – reply to this


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      i think kim needs to kick that bitches no-ass. she's just jealous cuz she looks like a fuckin man. and she has man feet….ewwww

    66. JAMIE says – reply to this


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      Jess doesn't need an apology…BUT Paris is a fake ass bitch. I'm sure she ment every word she said about Kim.

      Fuck Paris & Jess…they're has-beens. Kim K. is the bomb

    67. Realist says – reply to this


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      Kim could be a bit fitter, but she's amazingly hot. In her wildest dreams, Paris could never come close to looking as good.

    68. MysticGem says – reply to this


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      Re: Vince – I

    69. LeeLee says – reply to this


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      Do these "celebs" — and I use that term loosely — have one ounce of a brain in their bobble heads?!

      You just CAN'T go around talking trash in public like that!

      THINK before you speak, you young idiots.

      Kim K. is probably rightly pissed, but she accepted the apology — at least publicly — and chose to use her BRAIN and not yap back.

    70. jay says – reply to this


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      PARIS HAS A DROOPY ASS SHE SHOULDN'T BE TALKING SHIT.

    71. MysticGem says – reply to this


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      Re: MysticGem – Don't know what happened there. I was agreeing with you.

    72. OMG! says – reply to this


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      Where on earth does Kim K. find clothes that fit her fat ass?? I'm with Paris…Kim looks waaay too plastic - and why would anyone put ASS implants in?? Kim also has fake tits….she has a pretty face, but the rest of her is completely unappealing…and her whole family is wacko…all a bunch of fame whores - with a STRIPPER pole in their house no less…way to show everyone what a whore you are!

    73. jamie says – reply to this


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      she doesnt need to apologize to jessica simpson! all she said was that she wouldnt want boobs that big and either would i! plus they would look extremely weird on her skinny body

    74. EVAN says – reply to this


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      She shouldnt apologize ..Her ass does look nasty and like implants ….

    75. Grace E. says – reply to this


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      Cottage cheese in an old trash bag is gross and so graphic. Kim must use really thick panty liners for had not noticed the cellulite rear and thighs.

    76. Kete says – reply to this


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      FLAMINGO Paris is jealous!!!! Weird nose, long feet, no tits, flat ass….hahaha. Kim has everything to win this one. Go Kim!!!!

      FLAMINGO's fame is fading, that's why she's sending those nasty comments.

    77. kate says – reply to this


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      Paris made herself look like a nasty, jealous bitch with those comments!

    78. lala says – reply to this


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      at least Kim has an ass! Paris is flat as a board and that looks nasty!

    79. bettyboop says – reply to this


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      PARIS is just jealous cuz she doesn't have any CURVES! and curves are in!!! and they sould stay that way cuz curves= real feminine women!! paris is just flat! front and back

    80. kasey says – reply to this


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      How can someone make a comment about someone as horrible as that was and degrade them THAT BAD and then say they are sorry……and thats ok!

    81. Christina says – reply to this


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      too bad that joke wasn't even original…. its the same exact thing that the host on the VH1 show FREE RADIO said about his co-host when she was gonna try out SPANX…..

    82. I drink your milkshake says – reply to this


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      Big juicy arse > beak nose.

    83. May says – reply to this


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      I think Paris is UGLY!!! She looks like a bird, with fake hair and fake blue eyes. YOU'RE so FAKE Paris!!! If if weren't for your parents you'd be a WHITE TRASH WHORE!! Go eat a BURGER!!!! Kim is what you call a real woman. Nicely curved, thats sexxy, Yes you look sexy on cam, doesn't everyone?!? AND OF COURSE GUYS WANT TO HIT IT.. THEY'RE MEN!! THEY HAVE SEX WITH ANYTHING THAT OPENS IT'S LEGS…How can guys want to have sex with such an ugly thing.

    84. me says – reply to this


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      haha
      she got TOLD

    85. Astrochicks.com says – reply to this


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      Paris is an ass. You can ski down that nose. Kim Kardashian is gorgeous and will get better with age. Paris who knows….

    86. DMAN says – reply to this


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      I THINK THEY SHOULD WHIP EACH OTHER'S
      ASSES WITH BELTS YA KNOW JUST TO BURY THE HATCHET

    87. melley says – reply to this


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      ahahahhahaha. Paris just wants the whole world to think that shes hot when shes just jealous of kim's ass. At least she has curves, and a nice booty unlike flat chested skeleton looking paris, ew.

    88. HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      I SUSPECT IT'LL BE COMING AFTER YOURS…..
      YOU'VE TRASHED SIMPSON TO NO END
      IF ONLY SHE WAS LATINO…….
      RIGHT FATASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    89. whiteboyscaneatitgood says – reply to this


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      why does Paris have to jealous of KK's azz? She can purchase one too!!! Also,
      How can anyone say KK is hot when she needs a ton of make up to look good? I saw her in a magazine where they wanted to make her "under" giving her a more natural look without all the makeup, she looked like a fug horse LOL not a beauty-fake ass, and lips.

    90. Cynthia says – reply to this


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      You still don't get it do you, Paris? Sorry doesn't cut it. While Kim Kardashian may have forgiven your callous words — you need to realize that you've offended the public more than you've offended your friend. Those who are impressionable (kids especially) observe your every move - whether they are your most avid fans or worst haters. You say something without CONSCIENCE and then later, you apologize believing it's that SIMPLE. Do you have any idea how powerful words are? How powerful the internet/media is? No, SORRY DOESN'T CUT IT. Stop saying sorry. Just do something KIND (and I don't mean quoting some bible verse or photo-op with homeless kids). You might need to consult your friend Nicole - because believe me, I'm sure she wouldn't want you to be her daughter's ROLE MODEL.

    91. Aimee says – reply to this


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      I THINK "cottage cheese inside a big trash bag" is normal for most women…although maybe not to that extreme. Although from what i can tell, Kim's arse isn't anything like that extreme, god knows shes got a better body than Paris.

    92. didntneedtoseethat says – reply to this


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      The difference: Kim Kardashian's GOT an ass, and Paris Hilton IS ONE.

    93. fancy pants says – reply to this


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      kim hot… paris not so hot

    94. WHY IS PARIS AND KIM FAMOUS??? says – reply to this


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      Things I know about Paris Hilton:
      1) She has herpes…and I'm pretty sure her vag is full of rot, and is about to fall off.
      2) She is a whore.
      3) She is famous for being wealthy, and paying a publicist big money to make her famous.
      4) She was in a porno.
      5) She is a whore.
      6) She fucks everyone's husbands and boyfriends including all over her friends husbands and boyfriends.
      7) She does nothing but pose…DOES SHE HAVE A PERSONALITY???
      8) Shanna Moakler bitch slapped the homewrecker! TEAM SHANNA!
      9. She has a wonky eye.
      10) Her ass looks like a saggy wet pancake.
      11) Her nose scares little children.
      12) She's a coke whore/adderall fiend.
      13) She can never keep a friend.

      THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS I KNOW ABOUT PARIS HILTON…and I really didn't want to know anything. Stop worshiping her Perez!!! You'd think this twat would be everything you despise.

    95. Kandy says – reply to this


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      Oh gmafb. Paris isn't sorry for saying anything. She's sorry that she's been forced to apologize. She meant what she said because she's a spiteful, jealous witch.

    96. BB says – reply to this


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      All that money and no class - this idiot will be broke by the time she's 40.

    97. STACY says – reply to this


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      IT'S FUNNY HOW PARIS THINKS SHE'S PRETTY ENOUGH TO TALK SHIT ABOUT HOW SOMEONE ELSE LOOKS~HAS SHE LOOKED IN THE MIRROR LATELY??? UGLY, UGLY, UGLY…

    98. Nikki says – reply to this


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      WOW ~ I just lost some respect, if I had any, for Kim K. Paris was laughing throughout her tirade and called Kim 'gross' several times. Kim, get a backbone and defend yourself!!!

    99. peter says – reply to this


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      for all you people that say paris is being a bad role model let's not forget that kim is famous for making two pornos.

    100. Monica Lewinsky says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton is such a fucking hater. She wishes she would have the booty of Kim Kardashian and the boobs of Jessica Simpson. Paris Hilton looks like a surf board on a magazine and she needs to make a trip to Colombia for Tits and ASS.

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