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When Celebrities Blog

Don't you just freaking HATE those people that write in ALL CAPS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?????

Yeah, well Michelle Rodriguez is one of those people!

One of our favorite closeted lesbians and ex-convicts has gotten around to updating her MySpace Celebrity blog.

Here's what she has to say (really LOUDLY):

"HEY GUYS IT’S MROD

MY DEEPEST APOLOGIES FOR BEING SO ALOOF LATELY, I JUST NEEDED A COUPLE OF MONTHS OF COMPLETE DISCONNECT TO POSITION MYSELF AND GET BACK ON TRACK. I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS COMING YEAR AND THE GROUP EFFORT MESSAGES THE FILMS I'VE WORKED ON HAVE TO OFFER (WITH THE EXCEPTION OF FF4 IT'S AN ACTION FLICK, JUST FOR FUN AND ASS KICKING PURPOSES). I'M CURRENTLY PAYING MY DEBTS TO SOCIETY WITH SOME HIGHWAY CLEAN UP, WORKING ON 'FAST AND FURIOUS FOUR' BRIEFLY, SHARPENING UP ON SOME PROPER SPANISH FOR MY PASSION PROJECT 'TROPICO DE SANGRE', AND IN JUNE I'LL BE TAKING OFF TO ITALY TO WRITE MY LONG AWAITED FIRST FEATURE FILM PROJECT… I WOULD LOVE TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS YOU GUYS HAVE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT TICKLES YOUR CURIOSITY THIS WEEK, SO PLEASE; FEEL FREE TO START ASKING, WHETHER ITS HERE ON MY SPACE OR ON THE FLY OFFICIAL SITE LEIGH HAS HOOKED UP FOR THOSE THAT WISH TO CONNECT.

ONE LOVE"

Posted: April 15, 2008 at 8:20 pm

89 comments to “When Celebrities Blog”

yev says – reply to this

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ohhh
YO says – reply to this

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Actually, who fucking cares ’bout her?
Haleigh says – reply to this

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3rd
fad says – reply to this

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first?
Matt Little says – reply to this

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Italy? Damn, this girl is busy busy busy!

Hopefully she is getting her act together :]
Mystic_Rain says – reply to this

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Hah I"m First!! U cares if people type in ALL CAPS LIKE THIS..
NonCYBOy says – reply to this

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I wonder if Sally Kern has accepted her gay son JESSE yet?
cori says – reply to this

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hey guys… im bi… so what… girls like girls too ok? come play with me on www.wowflirts.com ok? guys or girls… i dont care… xoxox my name on there is cori
mbo says – reply to this

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umm does anyone else know that aloof means awkward and/or strange, not 'MIA' or 'not updating my blog.' Perchance she should study up on her english too…
karen says – reply to this

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so… um… who wants to have phone sex haha… seriously… www.phonesexmobile.com
james says – reply to this

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http://xxx10s.mobi or http://weeklyx.mobi … free naked girls!
xuszerep says – reply to this

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OH GOD, I can't stand her!
candace says – reply to this

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1st!
Barb says – reply to this

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Ahhhhh!!!! STOP SCREAMING AT ME!!!!
loka says – reply to this

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MROD. . . lmao. . . DORK!!!!
first says – reply to this

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First
Kim says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD I HATE THAT.
stef says – reply to this

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who is that?
lmao
mimi in mo says – reply to this

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My husband does the all caps thing & it DOES make me crazy. Okay, back American Idol!
Rachel says – reply to this

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she better die in fast and furious 4
michelle says – reply to this

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i would switch teams in a heartbeat if bathog would do me he gives me such a sweet wide on
Christine says – reply to this

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For someone who is sooooooo proud to be gay…… why give some else who maybe such a hard time? Someone sounds jealous. Oh and not everyone in Canada likes you.
wAtheHell says – reply to this

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nice pic. mbo im sure she means aloof in not being aware . shes been aloof from interacting. check YOUR english pal!

closeted lesbian? naw. bi maybe. i hear stories both ways bout her…….American Idol sux tonight btw!!!
CAPSISURFRIEND says – reply to this

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WHO SAID SHE POSTS IN ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME??? last time she left a blog on her website she didnt. perez perez perez. so judgy. what happend to "why can't we all just get along" back when those emo kids were beat???? hmmmmmmmmmm??
katie says – reply to this

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i agree with number 2.. she's such a has-been!
The Greek Giant says – reply to this

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Hello, The Greek Giant here at my palatial estate pummeling Michelle Rodriguez in her lesbian vagina with my cock and firing a Giant sperm explosion into her uterus. Since Miss Rodruiguez is no longer an "actress" I, The Greek Giant, am providing her with valuable work experience as my personal cock assistant.
You impoverished American slobs had better stop gossiping on this web page and go feed your screaming dirty children the government issued cheese, since your welfare cheques have not arrived and the supply of Big Macs are now at a cruicial low. Meanwhile I, The Greek Giant, am fabulously wealthy and enjoy pure imported cocaine, quiet walks on the beach with my cute little pug dog Precious, and anal beads. That is all.
VOTE RIGHT says – reply to this

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playpause says – reply to this

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YOU KNOW SOMETIMES WHEN YOU RE ABROAD AND YOU RE AT THE INTERNET CAFE YOU GET THE MOST CRAZY KEYBOARD YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE THE DOT IS SO YOU WRITE WITHOUT PUNCTUTATION AND IN CAPS LOCK MODE SO YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT MISTYPING BUT THEN YOUR FRIENDS REPLY AND SAY HEY WHATS THE PROBLEM WITH YOU I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON HOLIDAY BUT YOUR MESSAGE FEELS LIKE YOU RE IN HELL SHOUTING FOR HELP
Vik the man says – reply to this

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at least she talks 2 her fans. most stars dont.
SuSenora says – reply to this

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She really is gay! My hubby grew up in North Jersey and he got into a huge fight with Michelle. She blamed him of trying to get with her girlfriend.
kale23 says – reply to this

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Re: SuSenora – hahahahaha yea right. & my sister f'kd brad pitt once.

havent u people ever heard of bi???
MarkDaMan says – reply to this

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"I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOY THIS COMING YEAR"

which coming year? 2009? Is it going to take her another 7 months to "POSITION MYSELF AND GET BACK ON TRACK"?
Lala says – reply to this

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she's a pure idiot. she needs to just go away
Fan says – reply to this

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shes not a has been she has 4 movies on the way..what you got ?Shit….looking forward to the fast and the furious 4 girl..forget all this people who tak shit..they are haters..
MYLEGSAREOPEN says – reply to this

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I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
perez is hated says – reply to this

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Yes perez, and you are still a LOSERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loud enough?
crazed says – reply to this

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Re: mbo –

Actually aloof means indifferent….not awkward or strange. If you want to correct someone, makes sure you know what you're talking about.
Chassidy says – reply to this

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look at that little slut on the rock…i want to take a cane and knock her off of that rock and watch her little little legs break off…then she will be a nub….nothing but a nub…then i would pretend to feel guilty so i would tkae care of her at her house….then…i would break off her arms….and she would become an ULTRA NUB…

nub
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ill make her a nub….nub
one_love says – reply to this

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Michelle is sexy, intelligent, spiritual, great actor, hot, great body and soul…

all the things a certain someone I know is not..
off the property says – reply to this

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Michelle! I didn't think I would ever see a picture of you that I love more than your gorgeous, evocative and rockin-attitudinal Hawaii booking photo! But this one I have never seen before of you in the tree is really awesome. You're like the Steve McQueen of today's stars. Y'know, it's like, lots of stars have their picture's taken in a tree; but Michelle, you really climb the tree! Barefoot! (You don't know how much I love you!)
chassidy says – reply to this

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look at that little slut on the rock…i want to take a cane and knock her off of that rock and watch her little little legs break off…then she will be a nub….nothing but a nub…then i would pretend to feel guilty so i would tkae care of her at her house….then…i would break off her arms….and she would become an ULTRA NUB…
nub
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Kiki says – reply to this

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FOR MROD, I WILL MAKE EXCEPTIONS! I LOVE! XOX

PS to Perez, please block the spammers. Much more annoying that all caps.
chassidy's ex says – reply to this

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Re: chassidy – look at the little psycho named chassidy who doesn't know the difference between a rock and a tree. ROTFLMAOPM. dumbass.
one_love says – reply to this

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ONE LOVE !!
Michelle is sexy, intelligent, spiritual, great actor, hot, great body and soul…

all the things a certain someone I know is not..
tina says – reply to this

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Michelle has more spiritual depth than just about anyone I can think of in Hollywood, anyone who will take the time to read her thought provoking ruminations can see she is on a genuine spiritual journey. She is a beautiful human being. I love her.
spandex says – reply to this

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MROD… what would the M otherwise stand for? My Rod? Miss-my Rod? Masterbate-me Rod? she likes the tongue n finger.
delusional "MROD" says – reply to this

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….." long awaited " ??????
SAxlerod says – reply to this

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No matter what anyone may say about her. I think she is so hot! Luv her swagger.
Euromongrel says – reply to this

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I dont' care what a mess she is- she's still hot, and I'm not even gay.
tammylee says – reply to this

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I think she is HOT… Yes I do……!
The Doctor Dot says – reply to this

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Yeah, almost as much as I can't stand people who can not spell… ahem.
zzzzzzzzzzz says – reply to this

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What the heck is she smokin' and where can I get some?
yup yup says – reply to this

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she should get with rosario dawson, or mariah carey, or alicia keys
Steve says – reply to this

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She looks very HOT in this photo.
Andrea says – reply to this

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I just want to freaking push her off that tree.
Jai says – reply to this

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I got to meet her at the SFF, and she is sooo nice. She also hung out with me and the locals after the show-def. a real down to earth person you shouldnt be mocking!
piazzasbuttplug says – reply to this

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I'd have my face buried between those legs so fast…she be gonna CUMMING in droves.
pain says – reply to this

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It's all her fault, go to you tube - search fQtQZsnryfk
Darth Nihilus says – reply to this

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I'll tell you what, I don't know shit from shynola about no mrod, but I'd hit that six ways from Sunday
yea boy!! That's what I'M talkin' about!!!!!
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Traci says – reply to this

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Perez, take this non- olivie leaf branch and hook me up! I am the hottest, tallest chickkie who loves her!!!!! I need to get my V@JJ@Y done by her!!!! p.s. I'm drunk and won't remember this tomorrow but will still love Mrod!
Traci says – reply to this

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No high profile lov'r will keep me from being myself. Mrod ROCKS!
Dis Fool says – reply to this

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THE REASON PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPS IS CUZ DEY DON'T KNOW PROPER PUNCTUATION. FOOLS. I KNOW. OKIZAAAY?
deneil says – reply to this

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FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WRITE IN ALL CAPS!
SpadeAShovel. says – reply to this

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All caps = SHOUTING!
Hate it. Plus it's hard to read.
Da Man says – reply to this

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Yes more pics of this hot Latina babe. Say she's bisexual? Hot! All the better because that means she's been damaged by only about half as many men as most chicks her age.

PS: Michelle it's time to step up to this holla!
poo poo FACE says – reply to this

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F*CK CAROLINE BARRY!!
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Katrina says – reply to this

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The right etiquette is to read that YELLING OUT LOUD
unnamed says – reply to this

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Her dress is wonderful! like alwayzzzzzzzz!!!She's always so fierce, i love her. It's reported from NewY0rk times that She created an account at m y i n t e r r a c i a l m a t c h . c o m to date with a young boy in a coffee shop last week.
OUSHKA says – reply to this

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LEAVE US CAPS BUSTIN BITCHES ALONE (WE ONLY WANT ATTENTION-BOO HOO).
sassy sara says – reply to this

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didn't her mother tell her girls cross their legs when sitting down….whore, does she have a personality disorder or summit? looks like and behaves like she belongs on a South London council estate with six kids and tatoos! NICE, not!
bRowNEyEs_23 says – reply to this

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Re: mbo –
ALOOF: to be distant or removed physically or emotionally… [M.R.] won this one.

BUT WHO CARES ABOUT [M.R.]? …WHETHER OR NOT SHE'S GAY …TYPES IN ALL CAPS??? WTF?? DON'T READ HER POSTS… IT'S THAT SIMPLE!
bRowNEyEs_23 says – reply to this

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#28 has the right idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARACK OBAMA! OV/08… (ONE) VOICE, (ONE) PEOPLE, (ONE) VOTE = (ONE)!
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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OMG turn the fuckin caps off already !

I can't stand when someone post in all caps.. I wonder if she reads her blog before posting.. how could her eyes take it !
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I HATE THOSE FUCKERS WHO ONLY WRITE IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE?
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WASTING SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I HATE SPACE WASTERS AND PEOPLE WHO CUSS. HOLLER BITCHES!!!
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: Chassidy – #39 YOU'RE FUCKING MEAN!!!