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Dear Madonna

Filed under: Personally Perez > Madonna > Teddy Hilton


CLICK HERE to watch Perez's response to Madonna'a video!



254 comments to “Dear Madonna”

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  1. arty says – reply to this


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    seventh?

  2. Briar says – reply to this


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    Whatcha gonna do if you get a video response with The Queen of Pop on her knees with a ball?!

  3. hi says – reply to this


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    not bad

  4. Gerald_Tarrant says – reply to this


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    Jesus speaking to you? More like a withered old washed up fag hag talking to one of her favorite fruits.

  5. John says – reply to this


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    you're so funny perez

  6. yomi says – reply to this


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    lol

  7. kkc says – reply to this


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    You're too famous p-rez!!!!!!

  8. Audrey says – reply to this


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    First???
    Perez I love you!!! Teddy is soo cute

  9. kkc says – reply to this


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    HI TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. FIRST - LIZ - AUSSIE says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

    love you perez

  11. Jamie says – reply to this


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    oh grrl.

    you's so lucky, i'd die if madonna made me a video

  12. spanish girl says – reply to this


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    canada loves perez!

  13. kHottttttttttttkelli/b/grl/ says – reply to this


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    [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ I luv perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  14. kkc says – reply to this


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    WE WANT TO SEE MORE OF TEDDY HILTON BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Madonna- Can you pluck your daughters eyebrows please? She's so pretty and you're messing her up…

  15. Elle says – reply to this


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    Pick up DC's 99.5 story about Ty. They even talked about you today.

  16. TYTY says – reply to this


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    Perez. Fix your teeth!

  17. sarah says – reply to this


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    congrats perez, don't wet your pants!

    xo.

  18. ashley says – reply to this


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    hahahaha perez you fag! im so happy for you and ur vid from madonna!!!! love yah like a sister!!!

  19. Nicky says – reply to this


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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! LOVES IT!

  20. Walky says – reply to this


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    First!!!!!!!?

  21. Dan from Custom Roses says – reply to this


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    Madonna rules.

    Live roses with your logo on the petals? Custom Roses!

    www.CustomRoses.com

  22. tammylee says – reply to this


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    LOL you rock… You are one lucky gent…..

  23. UKer says – reply to this


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    lol
    you didn't answer her question.
    i know, it's like sophie's choice.

  24. fran says – reply to this


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    u're the man perez!
    we love u!

  25. kkc says – reply to this


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    UMMMMM

    YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT HAVE CALLED HER A 'BITCH'…

  26. marla says – reply to this


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    i hate how you say 'hey its perez' in every video….. well no shit!!!!
    but i still

  27. UKer says – reply to this


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    Re: TYTY – wjhat are you talking about???????
    perez has very nice teeth.

  28. kat says – reply to this


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    Perez, I think I like you! Anyone that can get Madonna to respond directly to them must have that special SOMETHING. As a straight girl with lots of gay friends, I also love any gay person who goes out on a limb and uses their First Amendment rights to the fullest! Keep it up—you are hilarious!!!!! And come to Houston some time, where there is a huge gay population that's waiting to adore you!

  29. fggdfgdf says – reply to this


    29

    firstttt

  30. askdjdf says – reply to this


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    first?

  31. jaysus says – reply to this


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    Congrats, Papi!!!

  32. Mayo K. says – reply to this


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    YAY Perez!!! I love your blog!!!!

  33. perez lover says – reply to this


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    that was the best response you could come up with?

  34. k says – reply to this


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    1st…you so crazy

  35. magicalfaye says – reply to this


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    hahahaha. that is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D love it perez!

  36. Jamie says – reply to this


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    OH grrl.

    COngrats

  37. Caitie says – reply to this


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    Pure Gold! She'll respond don't you worry, shes got plans for you friend!

  38. Lana says – reply to this


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    First! Cute Perez.

  39. mikeymike says – reply to this


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    …riot!

  40. kRaZjOeY says – reply to this


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    You got your calling from the GODDESS!
    THE QUEEN, BABY!
    I love it Perez!

    kRaZjOeY

  41. gina says – reply to this


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    perez u are so lucky, and teddy is too cute……fifth

  42. hazie says – reply to this


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    haha! "seriously bitch…DOWN ON YOUR FUKIN KNEES!!!"

  43. Tina says – reply to this


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    hahahah!!

  44. Margo C says – reply to this


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    very cool perez!

  45. williams says – reply to this


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    You Rock Perez. FABULOSA

  46. Wendy says – reply to this


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    Perez your teeth are unnaturally white.

  47. stephen says – reply to this


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    Oh god I thought I would be no.1………anyway………CONGRATS PEREZ…..I'm jealous big time.

  48. Tracey says – reply to this


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    Morning Perez…

    for #22, are you kidding, can you say cheesey?????

  49. deedee says – reply to this


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    Perez….you are too easy…..
    You are going to get taken advantage of.
    There will be so many bite marks on your ass once Madonna gets down on her knees and Teddy likely won't be virgin anymore. Well I guess he can be "like a virgin"….do you want that for your beloved Teddy?

  50. Get a effin' grip! says – reply to this


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    I'm sorry, but it's sacreligious to use the words "Madonna" (this Madonna anyway) and Jesus in the same sentence. There is no correlation whatsoever.

  51. tamz says – reply to this


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    First, I love u perez

  52. K. says – reply to this


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    MADONNA

    "HARD CANDY"

    APRIL 29th!!!

    can't wait.

  53. Erica says – reply to this


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    GREAT video! I have a feeling you'll get a response SOON!!! (espically with the "bitch get down on your knees" part!) ha ha ha

  54. charlotte says – reply to this


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    Did you ever dream of this four years ago ?? This must be magical for you,
    but she is not Jesus…O.K.

  55. Dita says – reply to this


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    Perez ur the Man! can't believe her madgesty made u a special video, wow

  56. hmm says – reply to this


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    im not so sure its like jesus speaking to you…which would either be a HUGE deal…or not a deal at all if there is no god…it would be like just some random dude named jesus talking to you.

  57. brian IE says – reply to this


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    ah perez put a bit of effort into your reply…thats shite…she OBVIOUSLY put effort into hers, move ur fat ass and be creative..step it up

  58. eh says – reply to this


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    it's too early in the morning to hear perez's obnoxious squealing voice. i will watch this later in the day when i have more tolerance built up.

  59. Sabs says – reply to this


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    PRICELESS……

  60. Josephus Rogers says – reply to this


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    When is the duet remix "I've Only On All 4s for 4 Minutes 4 Perez"??
    (Ask Lativa.)

  61. yeaa... says – reply to this


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    because you're fat and she feels bad for you. clearly. every time you make a video you're sitting down or worse.. LAYING down.
    are you always on your back?

  62. (Heather) h.babson@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha. That's awesome. I hope she replies… :)

  63. Sue says – reply to this


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    Perez, I just love your laugh- it's so infectious! :) Glad to see that Madge gave you a shout out!

  64. congrats says – reply to this


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    congrats!! i know this is big for you! you're just going to get more and more famous!!!!

    just dont forget the little people who got u there! us!!!!

  65. Tina says – reply to this


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    hahahaaaa go Perez!

  66. amy says – reply to this


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    dude thats blasphemy

  67. leelee says – reply to this


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    youre a cutey puteyyy!!

  68. Phil says – reply to this


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    You're both way overrated. Waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy

  69. SF says – reply to this


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    Perez! You are looking so good! I just had to tell you! Keep up the good work, and much love from Canada!xoxo

  70. alives says – reply to this


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    Perez, it WAS funny until you back peddled. You didn't have the balls to let the response stand. Calling her bluff was funny as hell.

  71. Biff Naked says – reply to this


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    There is so much Narcissism with Perez….always coming back to his insecure ego that nothing will ever quench…

  72. Perez is fat says – reply to this


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    Man, you are one ugly fat slob.

  73. aileen (canada) says – reply to this


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    I'm laughing Perez, you are a nutter! x

  74. sexyndacity says – reply to this


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    pEREZ YOU NEED JESUS!

  75. Joey says – reply to this


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    Seriously???? Did you have to go and say the comment about "like Jesus talking to me"?????

  76. hugotessier26 says – reply to this


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    mmmm

    HONNESTLY YOUR ANSWER SUCKS PEREZ…. YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPARE SOMETHING BETTER

    :)

  77. WASaPerezFan says – reply to this


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    Blaspheming ass clown! Well-said #5.

  78. Rhonda C says – reply to this


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    be careful Mario, everything she touches turns into shit!

  79. xc says – reply to this


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    As soon as she ignores you……you're gonna start trashing her.
    Didn't you ask Adrianne Curry to go on film to burry the hatchet and because she refused…..you trashed her!!!!
    YOU'RE FUCKING 2 FACED AND YOU'RE JUST NOT A NICE PERSON!!!

  80. JustThinkPhil says – reply to this


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    Mad Old Donna Kebab

    Is only p****d coz you are bigging up KYLIE.

    She knows she needs to keep attention so has thrown you a some bait!

    Funny how this apears after you drop a clip of KYLIE singing an accoustic live video of ALL I SEE. Actually singing live and well.

    Mad Old Donna Kebabs seem like n idea at the time.

    But Old Donna Kebabs are just Cheap Processed Meat and some Garnsh.

    No more Mad Old Donna Kebabs.

    I want a Slice of KYLIE Pie!!!

  81. tyler says – reply to this


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    it's seriously painful listening to you speak.

  82. gh says – reply to this


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    Re: kkc – No….He's over exposed! Big Difference!! He shouldn't be around much longer.

  83. kissmemrsritchie says – reply to this


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    you lucky lucky bitch. :P I'm so jealous.

  84. Saint Peter says – reply to this


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    LIKE JESUS SPEAKING TO YOU??????!!!!!!!! You have a bleak eternity ahead, my friend. You need to select your words more carefully….and that's an understatement.

  85. Perez, the video is not like Jesus, says – reply to this


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    It's like Satan making you a personal tape.

  86. Sharon says – reply to this


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    God?? speaking to you??? Please,, I hardly think the likes of Modonna is like speaking to God!!! your so funny Perez!!! Honey you are better then Madonna,, she is all just an over paid t.V. slut!!! I hate Madonna,, and her werd fake body

  87. stoju says – reply to this


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    this response is a bit of a let down perez, its not the fiercness!!! maybe u are a lil over ur head in this one :)

  88. stoju says – reply to this


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    she wouldnt do that :)

  89. PEREZ WE LOVE YOU DON'T GET BITEN BY THIS. says – reply to this


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    she is shuch a whore, perez don't you see the witch isn't really intereted on you?? she is using you!! she so bad wants to have the publicity you are having today everyday, she secretly hates you for being more porpular than her beacuse she is a booooooore half cetury old. We want new material new faces and new personalities, not that old hag. ty. love a fan.

  90. Jamie says – reply to this


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    You're looking really good Perez!

  91. Daisha Loves Perez says – reply to this


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    I think that video was great Perez and you keep looking better and better!! Oh to all those people who leave such nasty comments bashing Perez, why don't you take your negativity somewhere else. No one is making you read Perez so instead of leaving your pointless, childish comments, why don't you all go fuck yourselves since we know no one else would. Perez, you fucking rock!

  92. seriously says – reply to this


    92

    Re: WASaPerezFan – who cares? calling him an "ass clown" doesn't exactly give you the high ground.

  93. Donna says – reply to this


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    You arent looking as homely lately; but you really are full of yourself. I can't wrap my head around Madonna taking time to make YOU a message; she must really want her new stuff to keep selling and thinks this might help. Personally, i am disappointed in her.

  94. Kala says – reply to this


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    WELL DO YOU LIKE MADONNA OR TEDDY BETTER? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.

  95. haha says – reply to this


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    Re: Saint Peter – "bleak eternity"? as if you even know that for fact? chill out.

  96. Susan says – reply to this


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    This is too cool!!! One thing though…You didn't answer her question. Come on now Perez….Spill it babe….Who do you love more??? Teddy or Madonnna???

  97. Julie says – reply to this


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    Perez, you're looking fab….keep up the good work and dedication to your fitness regime!!

  98. fuzibuni says – reply to this


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    ok that was pretty funny.
    you're alright, perez.

    good luck with your lawsuit.

    i bet this sure puts things into perspective.

    you're funnier than madonna!

  99. tweta says – reply to this


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    Easy on the tooth whitening there. They *almost* look like Chiclets

  100. cindy says – reply to this


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    Really bad angle!!!! Put the camera a little higher next time

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