Perez, I think I like you! Anyone that can get Madonna to respond directly to them must have that special SOMETHING. As a straight girl with lots of gay friends, I also love any gay person who goes out on a limb and uses their First Amendment rights to the fullest! Keep it up—you are hilarious!!!!! And come to Houston some time, where there is a huge gay population that's waiting to adore you!
Perez….you are too easy…..
You are going to get taken advantage of.
There will be so many bite marks on your ass once Madonna gets down on her knees and Teddy likely won't be virgin anymore. Well I guess he can be "like a virgin"….do you want that for your beloved Teddy?
im not so sure its like jesus speaking to you…which would either be a HUGE deal…or not a deal at all if there is no god…it would be like just some random dude named jesus talking to you.
because you're fat and she feels bad for you. clearly. every time you make a video you're sitting down or worse.. LAYING down.
are you always on your back?
As soon as she ignores you……you're gonna start trashing her.
Didn't you ask Adrianne Curry to go on film to burry the hatchet and because she refused…..you trashed her!!!!
YOU'RE FUCKING 2 FACED AND YOU'RE JUST NOT A NICE PERSON!!!
LIKE JESUS SPEAKING TO YOU??????!!!!!!!! You have a bleak eternity ahead, my friend. You need to select your words more carefully….and that's an understatement.
Perez, the video is not like Jesus,
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God?? speaking to you??? Please,, I hardly think the likes of Modonna is like speaking to God!!! your so funny Perez!!! Honey you are better then Madonna,, she is all just an over paid t.V. slut!!! I hate Madonna,, and her werd fake body
PEREZ WE LOVE YOU DON'T GET BITEN BY THIS.
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she is shuch a whore, perez don't you see the witch isn't really intereted on you?? she is using you!! she so bad wants to have the publicity you are having today everyday, she secretly hates you for being more porpular than her beacuse she is a booooooore half cetury old. We want new material new faces and new personalities, not that old hag. ty. love a fan.
I think that video was great Perez and you keep looking better and better!! Oh to all those people who leave such nasty comments bashing Perez, why don't you take your negativity somewhere else. No one is making you read Perez so instead of leaving your pointless, childish comments, why don't you all go fuck yourselves since we know no one else would. Perez, you fucking rock!
You arent looking as homely lately; but you really are full of yourself. I can't wrap my head around Madonna taking time to make YOU a message; she must really want her new stuff to keep selling and thinks this might help. Personally, i am disappointed in her.
seventh?
Whatcha gonna do if you get a video response with The Queen of Pop on her knees with a ball?!
not bad
Jesus speaking to you? More like a withered old washed up fag hag talking to one of her favorite fruits.
you're so funny perez
lol
You're too famous p-rez!!!!!!
First???
Perez I love you!!! Teddy is soo cute
HI TEDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!
love you perez
oh grrl.
you's so lucky, i'd die if madonna made me a video
canada loves perez!
[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ I luv perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
WE WANT TO SEE MORE OF TEDDY HILTON BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Madonna- Can you pluck your daughters eyebrows please? She's so pretty and you're messing her up…
Pick up DC's 99.5 story about Ty. They even talked about you today.
Perez. Fix your teeth!
congrats perez, don't wet your pants!
xo.
hahahaha perez you fag! im so happy for you and ur vid from madonna!!!! love yah like a sister!!!
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! LOVES IT!
First!!!!!!!?
Madonna rules.
Live roses with your logo on the petals? Custom Roses!
www.CustomRoses.com
LOL you rock… You are one lucky gent…..
lol
you didn't answer her question.
i know, it's like sophie's choice.
u're the man perez!
we love u!
UMMMMM
YOU PROBABLY SHOULD NOT HAVE CALLED HER A 'BITCH'…
i hate how you say 'hey its perez' in every video….. well no shit!!!!
but i still
Re: TYTY – wjhat are you talking about???????
perez has very nice teeth.
Perez, I think I like you! Anyone that can get Madonna to respond directly to them must have that special SOMETHING. As a straight girl with lots of gay friends, I also love any gay person who goes out on a limb and uses their First Amendment rights to the fullest! Keep it up—you are hilarious!!!!! And come to Houston some time, where there is a huge gay population that's waiting to adore you!
firstttt
first?
Congrats, Papi!!!
YAY Perez!!! I love your blog!!!!
that was the best response you could come up with?
1st…you so crazy
hahahaha. that is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!
love it perez!
OH grrl.
COngrats
Pure Gold! She'll respond don't you worry, shes got plans for you friend!
First! Cute Perez.
…riot!
You got your calling from the GODDESS!
THE QUEEN, BABY!
I love it Perez!
kRaZjOeY
perez u are so lucky, and teddy is too cute……fifth
haha! "seriously bitch…DOWN ON YOUR FUKIN KNEES!!!"
hahahah!!
very cool perez!
You Rock Perez. FABULOSA
Perez your teeth are unnaturally white.
Oh god I thought I would be no.1………anyway………CONGRATS PEREZ…..I'm jealous big time.
Morning Perez…
for #22, are you kidding, can you say cheesey?????
Perez….you are too easy…..
You are going to get taken advantage of.
There will be so many bite marks on your ass once Madonna gets down on her knees and Teddy likely won't be virgin anymore. Well I guess he can be "like a virgin"….do you want that for your beloved Teddy?
I'm sorry, but it's sacreligious to use the words "Madonna" (this Madonna anyway) and Jesus in the same sentence. There is no correlation whatsoever.
First, I love u perez
MADONNA
"HARD CANDY"
APRIL 29th!!!
can't wait.
GREAT video! I have a feeling you'll get a response SOON!!! (espically with the "bitch get down on your knees" part!) ha ha ha
Did you ever dream of this four years ago ?? This must be magical for you,
but she is not Jesus…O.K.
Perez ur the Man! can't believe her madgesty made u a special video, wow
im not so sure its like jesus speaking to you…which would either be a HUGE deal…or not a deal at all if there is no god…it would be like just some random dude named jesus talking to you.
ah perez put a bit of effort into your reply…thats shite…she OBVIOUSLY put effort into hers, move ur fat ass and be creative..step it up
it's too early in the morning to hear perez's obnoxious squealing voice. i will watch this later in the day when i have more tolerance built up.
PRICELESS……
When is the duet remix "I've Only On All 4s for 4 Minutes 4 Perez"??
(Ask Lativa.)
because you're fat and she feels bad for you. clearly. every time you make a video you're sitting down or worse.. LAYING down.
are you always on your back?
hahahahaha. That's awesome. I hope she replies…
Perez, I just love your laugh- it's so infectious!
Glad to see that Madge gave you a shout out!
congrats!! i know this is big for you! you're just going to get more and more famous!!!!
just dont forget the little people who got u there! us!!!!
hahahaaaa go Perez!
dude thats blasphemy
youre a cutey puteyyy!!
You're both way overrated. Waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyy
Perez! You are looking so good! I just had to tell you! Keep up the good work, and much love from Canada!xoxo
Perez, it WAS funny until you back peddled. You didn't have the balls to let the response stand. Calling her bluff was funny as hell.
There is so much Narcissism with Perez….always coming back to his insecure ego that nothing will ever quench…
Man, you are one ugly fat slob.
I'm laughing Perez, you are a nutter! x
pEREZ YOU NEED JESUS!
Seriously???? Did you have to go and say the comment about "like Jesus talking to me"?????
mmmm
HONNESTLY YOUR ANSWER SUCKS PEREZ…. YOU SHOULD HAVE PREPARE SOMETHING BETTER
:)
Blaspheming ass clown! Well-said #5.
be careful Mario, everything she touches turns into shit!
As soon as she ignores you……you're gonna start trashing her.
Didn't you ask Adrianne Curry to go on film to burry the hatchet and because she refused…..you trashed her!!!!
YOU'RE FUCKING 2 FACED AND YOU'RE JUST NOT A NICE PERSON!!!
Mad Old Donna Kebab
Is only p****d coz you are bigging up KYLIE.
She knows she needs to keep attention so has thrown you a some bait!
Funny how this apears after you drop a clip of KYLIE singing an accoustic live video of ALL I SEE. Actually singing live and well.
Mad Old Donna Kebabs seem like n idea at the time.
But Old Donna Kebabs are just Cheap Processed Meat and some Garnsh.
No more Mad Old Donna Kebabs.
I want a Slice of KYLIE Pie!!!
it's seriously painful listening to you speak.
Re: kkc – No….He's over exposed! Big Difference!! He shouldn't be around much longer.
you lucky lucky bitch.
I'm so jealous.
LIKE JESUS SPEAKING TO YOU??????!!!!!!!! You have a bleak eternity ahead, my friend. You need to select your words more carefully….and that's an understatement.
It's like Satan making you a personal tape.
God?? speaking to you??? Please,, I hardly think the likes of Modonna is like speaking to God!!! your so funny Perez!!! Honey you are better then Madonna,, she is all just an over paid t.V. slut!!! I hate Madonna,, and her werd fake body
this response is a bit of a let down perez, its not the fiercness!!! maybe u are a lil over ur head in this one
she wouldnt do that
she is shuch a whore, perez don't you see the witch isn't really intereted on you?? she is using you!! she so bad wants to have the publicity you are having today everyday, she secretly hates you for being more porpular than her beacuse she is a booooooore half cetury old. We want new material new faces and new personalities, not that old hag. ty. love a fan.
You're looking really good Perez!
I think that video was great Perez and you keep looking better and better!! Oh to all those people who leave such nasty comments bashing Perez, why don't you take your negativity somewhere else. No one is making you read Perez so instead of leaving your pointless, childish comments, why don't you all go fuck yourselves since we know no one else would. Perez, you fucking rock!
Re: WASaPerezFan – who cares? calling him an "ass clown" doesn't exactly give you the high ground.
You arent looking as homely lately; but you really are full of yourself. I can't wrap my head around Madonna taking time to make YOU a message; she must really want her new stuff to keep selling and thinks this might help. Personally, i am disappointed in her.
WELL DO YOU LIKE MADONNA OR TEDDY BETTER? YOU DIDN'T ANSWER.
Re: Saint Peter – "bleak eternity"? as if you even know that for fact? chill out.
This is too cool!!! One thing though…You didn't answer her question. Come on now Perez….Spill it babe….Who do you love more??? Teddy or Madonnna???
Perez, you're looking fab….keep up the good work and dedication to your fitness regime!!
ok that was pretty funny.
you're alright, perez.
good luck with your lawsuit.
i bet this sure puts things into perspective.
you're funnier than madonna!
Easy on the tooth whitening there. They *almost* look like Chiclets
Really bad angle!!!! Put the camera a little higher next time