The Tears Of A Clown
Filed under: Teri Hatcher

Damn, girl!
Every day, Teri Hatcher keeps slowly morphing into the Joker. Or is it Michael Jackson???
Same diff!
The desperate Desperate Housewives star enjoyed a date night with her daughter, Emerson, who was loving the cameras, Tuesday night at STK in Beverly Hills.
As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville.
Cry!
[Image via Aguilera/JFXONLINE.com.]
Posted: April 16, 2008 at 5:40 pm


FIRST. 50 is the new 120.
ewewewwwwwwwwwww
A woman's value should not be based on whether she does or does not "have a man".
Shame on you Perez. That is borderline mysoginistic.
creeper.
first
Old SKANK who can't even keep her marriage together. hahahaha
First. Airbrushing would go a long way to help her
She is just really happy.
FIRSTTT xxx
yeah- cause every woman needs a man in her life, right perez honey….
What is your problem with her Perez?
She looks like one of Dr. Seuss characters. creepy
She scares me
LOVE YOU PEREZ
shess uglkyy and really oldd
firstttt
They were at American Idol last nite too. When the judges were talking you could see them in the row right behind them.
ewwz.
i love perez though! =]
Look at the size of those ridiculous freakin earrings on that bitch!
Damn, she looks terrible! She needs to quit with the bi-weekly botox appointments, or she's gonna end up looking like fucking Janice Dickerson! and why doesn't she have a man? She needs to sign up for match.com or cruise myspace for a hubby! At least her daughter is pretty.
aww..you have to admit that her daughter is really pretty!
The real ugly duckling in this photo is the daughter
10th!
that old hoe was sitting right behind randy jackson on american idol last night.
she was horrid
not only did she smile ridiculously throughout the entire show, but anytime something vaguely funny was said, she fucking looked as if she was having an epileptic fit.
Perez why do u hate this woman so much?some women who have been abused ,after they have kids,they don't usually seek for sex so much.don't forget that her own unkle had molested her.leave Teri alone.she's trying to be a decent single mother.
Saying that women without men in their lives are spinsters is like saying fat queens with colored hair are bitter…….oh….
fatty, perez..get laid already.. u try to make gossip out of nothing…ur much younger than she is and you are already "old and lonely.." please go wash your face and get rid of the oil and flakes.
dangggg………..shes still pretty just too big of a smilee
22nd!!
PLEASE TERRI EAT SOMETHING you need tiffabee.wordpress.com
Teri looks great and happy! I don't think she's the only one with no man in her life, Perez. What was that thing a while back where you tried to get that guy online but you were too fat to follow through? Hmm? That was embarassing.
You're so mean!
You're an ASS, Perezhole. She's a successful and fulfilled woman with a precious little girl at her side - she doesn't need a millstone around her neck with a pecker. She's doing just fine and needs no advice or distain from YOU. You're 30 and have no one. Does that make you a failure already?
um excuse me, why does she need a man to be happy?
She is a beautiful person inside and out with a gorgeous daughter. Why do people come on this site just to slate other people so much? Do people have that much bitterness, hate and pure nastiness in themselves that we cant just for ONCE make some nice comments?
From what I gather that lady has been through a lot. She deserves some damn praise. She is talented, a great actor. And unlike some other celebs you actually see her spending some time with her kid, ont getting drugged up and seen at every celeb party.
So what she doesn't have a man?! Who cares? Mayb she doesn't want one. There are far worse things in life than being single. And i think maybe some people here need to get a life instead of just slagging off other peoples.
Rant over. Spread a little sunshine in the world, this place is depressing enough already!! stop the negativity!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY is it that ANYONE over 40 you say MEAN SHIT ABOUT? you OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TALK. You look like "THE CAT IN THE HAT BUT FAT" She looks beautiful and I GUARANTEE you that YOU off all people will have a plastic surgeon on speed dial. Which you should already for lipo and LOTS of other shit. You fat slob.
Even though she's almost fifty, she still looks better than you, who is 20 yrs. younger and finally shedding some of your extra guts and chins!!! You're just jealous cause she's pretty and wealthier than you. Jealous! You truly are PATHETIC!
Perez, you are already a spinster. No one wants you except for your money and DON'T FORGET IT.
Her daughters cute!!
Oky look at Teri's eye's and look at her daughters eye's…both of them have one goofy eye..ugh…that drives me crazy!!
Oh one more thing. WHAT ARE YOU FAMOUS FOR? HATING AND SHREDDING OTHER PEOPLE. You are NOT talented. You would be NOTHING if you didn't hate on other people.
Looks like 2 pretty gals to me, Perez.
Perez you are your own fag hag!
IF you apply the same standards to your YOURSELF. Than its like saying since you are overweight-livin large-fat guy on a diet (don't try it)-Cypress Hill. THEN U don't Deserve a man. FOOD is not love and Everyone needs and deserves LOVE no matter how old ugly or LARGE. Do you gotta man??what what what can't hear u.
Sorry, Perez, but a spinster is someone who is getting older and HAS NEVER BEEN MARRIED. She's been married and obviously has had a child.
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As far as plastic surgery and injections of goo, I've seen worse.
She could use some meat on those bones, however.
So women are "spionsters" if they dopn't have a man, as the y approach 50 years old… According to you and the 1950s sexist mentality.
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What kind of messafge are you giving to the young women who read your site, Perez? Moreover, why do you want to be so fucking rude to the adult women who read your site?
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It doens't matter how many times you toss up posts about how bad wife beaters are, or how ofetn you simper about how you should always be yourself, no matter what, or how how you fawn over the token females you decide to like, it doesn't make up for the misogynistric crap that you repeatedly promote and it your nasty attitude is still obvious.
i still love her.. i think she is one of the better looking 'older' women in hollywood. and who cares if she doesnt have a man? you dont need a man to be happy perez..
fuck you perez !!!!!!!!!!!!
she is happy to be single….and she is a GREAT mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats mean perez. i think she looks good.
Her daughter is really cute… too bad her mom is letting her dress like trash.
Perez, maybe she actually doesn't want a man???? Something tells me there's not a woman in Hollywood who coudn't get a man… maybe you, but you're not a true celeb.
It's so amazingly funny how you make fun of people who are SO much better than yourself. You're a fat spic fag… does it get worse?
She should hook up with DEAN CAIN!!!!
She's one fugly, hot mess!!! But the kid's a real cutie … Madonna wishes Lourdes was that cute!
"Emerson Rose" should give it up. To bad her only claim to fame is accompanying "mom" on all her public outings. Teri is obviously smiling through the pain. So sad.
the daughter is actually very pretty. i think she is a big idol fan, thats why terri keeps attending the show. i dont think terri gets along well with paula or ryan so it must be a little awkward going to idol so often.
thats not nice Perez,she is a beautiful woman and she doesnt need to be married to be happy.How do yo uknow shes not dating anypne???Why dont you look in the mirror,stop be negative on people/How come you cant take any of your own medicine when someone says something about you.You are such an ass, i use to like you but your really an ass
Re: cortnye – You stole the words right out of my mouth cortnye. Just because you don't like a person doesn't excuse saying misogynistic things.
Not quite sure why she's fallen foul of you..i mean, she's nice, a decent actor and human being..also intelligent..um..lay off of her .
Also..what's this about desperate housewives “fast forwarding” in the next season.. someone explain …
i think she looks great.
just wondering….who is Emerson's daddy?
Good God, what HAS she done to herself??
not like you mario you got lots o man inside
well her daughter's adorable at least
At least her daughter is really cute!
Re: cortnye –
I agree with you completely! Anyone who thinks you "have to have a man" to be complete is a very incomplete peron inside. Sad really.
Teri looks great. Perez she has never done anything to you, and she's always seemed to be a sweet person and a good enough actress. She cares for her daughter and seems like someone who is happy with who she is. I've read stories about how kind she is to her fans.
Just because you put unflattering pictures of her (like you do for all celebs you don't like) does not make her ugly. Also she's a mother first, like should be, and her love life is second. CONGRATS TO TERI FOR NOT BEING A HOLLYWOOD B!TCH, she's a modern day mom.
A spinster is someone who has never gotten married….she is a divorcee…so stop hating
Just because a woman is nearly any particular age and sans a man does not make her a spinster. Its odd that a homosexual who has many rights still taken from him due to who he sleeps with would jump on a bandwagon that degrades females. Perceptions such as these should be fought against, Perez. Im quite disappointed.
Perez, you will always be the "wide" maid, never the bride.
I like her, works hard, nice lady. It's tough being a single mom.
Are you kidding me? She might be nearing 50 but she's still queen of all cougars! I'd give my first born to Angelina Jolie to be with Teri Hatcher!
"As she approaches 50, Teri Hatcher looks beautiful and happy to be an independently successful woman."
Perez: "spinsterhood"??? Are you living in the era of Jane Austin, the Bronte sisters, or what?!
Since when does the absence of a wedding ring make a woman's life meaningless or sad??!
Maybe you yourself yearn desperately to be a wife and find a daddy for Teddy. Calm down, you're just a plump little boy who wants to be popular more than anything in the world. One day you'll come into your own as a human being and realize that one's worth is not defined by a marriage contract– or who loves you, but by your own ability to move through the world with grace and compassion.
Please refer to her by her proper name, Scary Snatcher.
Perez - you're really getting more and more cruel and nasty.
I'm on the brink of boycotting your blog because I'm so sick of hearing your mean-spirited crap. BOYCOTT PEREZ
That'll be Maniston in 10 years. Minus the kid of course.
Geez Perez, you are such an ass. I don't know what your beef is with her. From everything I have heard about her, she puts most of her focus on being a good mom. So what if she doesn't feel the pressing need to have a man in her life. Maybe she is learning from past mistakes, and has just gotten very selective. So, she had a big smile. Just leave her the hell alone… jerk!
Why are you so very, very nasty to people. What has she ever done to you that gives you the right to say such a horrible, cruel and hurtful thing. Just because people are famous and out there doesnt mean you have the right to attack them.
Sorry forgot to add…
you fat fuck…
Why do you hate her so much???? Did she ignore you at some point or something?
perez pleaazzzze…..teri hatcher is a gorgeous woman who is hot & hip, and her daughter is adorable & cute…it is so obvious they are very happy…she is a talented actress…comedy is difficult along with drama….she is one of the reasons if not the main reason people watch desperate housewives …. perez have a cocktail on me
I thought men these days were more enlightened. Who needs a man all the time? Hell, they're alot of work! It's like having another kid.
You're pretty big on homosexuality - give single people (no matter what the age) the same consideration.
perez i don't think you understand the meaning of the word spinster… it's YOU that's fast on your way to becoming one, not this actress who has had a normal amount of full adult relationships and birthed a child. you on the other hand can't get a date yet. you're the spinster, dude, lol!
Perez,
You truly hate women. You are a terrible misogynist. Would you say that about a 42 year old man?
Terri Hatcher is gorgous… Have you seen her in the Badgley Mischka ads… Huuuuuge Desperate Housewifes fan!!! But I would have to say Eva's the hottest bitch on Wisteria Lane
Why do you hate her so much? I mean, I could count the reasons but it's getting a bit too much.
did anyone notice that she and her daughter have complimentary lazy eyes?
Perez, you are so misogynistic and old fashioned.
if Teri were a MAN and approaching single and 50… you wouldn't say a word!
Why is it okay for a man to be single, but a woman is supposed to be in a relationship? what the fuck?
come on-LEAVE TERI alone-I LUV HER!
Perez is not a misogynist because misogynists are men that hate women. He wants to be a woman so bad, he trashes the bulk of them because they are beautiful and he is well, you get it….
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
Granted she is not Jesus, I mean Madonna, but she looks good!!
Why do you have to be so MEAN Carajo!
I love your BITCHINESS!!!!
IF ONLY SHE WAS A LATINO WHORE YOU'LD GET OFF HER ASS!!!!!
WHY YOU ONLY SINGLE OUT WHITE FEMALE ACTRESSES FOR YOUR VENOM?
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMM……