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Damn, girl!

Every day, Teri Hatcher keeps slowly morphing into the Joker. Or is it Michael Jackson???

Same diff!

The desperate Desperate Housewives star enjoyed a date night with her daughter, Emerson, who was loving the cameras, Tuesday night at STK in Beverly Hills.

As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville.

Cry!

[Image via Aguilera/JFXONLINE.com.]

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148 comments to “The Tears Of A Clown”

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  1. xtinasong says – reply to this


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    FIRST. 50 is the new 120.

  2. jane says – reply to this


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    ewewewwwwwwwwwww

  3. cortnye says – reply to this


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    A woman's value should not be based on whether she does or does not "have a man".
    Shame on you Perez. That is borderline mysoginistic.

  4. ayda says – reply to this


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    creeper.

  5. elen says – reply to this


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    first

  6. Seth Baldacchinio (London) says – reply to this


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    Old SKANK who can't even keep her marriage together. hahahaha

  7. elen says – reply to this


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    First. Airbrushing would go a long way to help her

  8. Autumn says – reply to this


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    She is just really happy.

  9. oli says – reply to this


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    FIRSTTT xxx

  10. are you a republican? says – reply to this


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    yeah- cause every woman needs a man in her life, right perez honey….

  11. Alexis says – reply to this


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    What is your problem with her Perez?

  12. Julie says – reply to this


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    She looks like one of Dr. Seuss characters. creepy

  13. Lisa says – reply to this


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    She scares me

  14. banessa the cubana says – reply to this


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    LOVE YOU PEREZ

  15. kelly says – reply to this


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    shess uglkyy and really oldd
    firstttt

  16. mimi in mo says – reply to this


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    They were at American Idol last nite too. When the judges were talking you could see them in the row right behind them.

  17. joes mother says – reply to this


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    ewwz.
    i love perez though! =]

  18. Amy says – reply to this


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    Look at the size of those ridiculous freakin earrings on that bitch!

  19. Hmmm... says – reply to this


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    Damn, she looks terrible! She needs to quit with the bi-weekly botox appointments, or she's gonna end up looking like fucking Janice Dickerson! and why doesn't she have a man? She needs to sign up for match.com or cruise myspace for a hubby! At least her daughter is pretty.

  20. nora says – reply to this


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    aww..you have to admit that her daughter is really pretty!

  21. Phill Br4nd says – reply to this


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    The real ugly duckling in this photo is the daughter

    10th!

  22. matthewj says – reply to this


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    that old hoe was sitting right behind randy jackson on american idol last night.
    she was horrid
    not only did she smile ridiculously throughout the entire show, but anytime something vaguely funny was said, she fucking looked as if she was having an epileptic fit.

  23. ANNA NICOLE SMITH says – reply to this


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    Perez why do u hate this woman so much?some women who have been abused ,after they have kids,they don't usually seek for sex so much.don't forget that her own unkle had molested her.leave Teri alone.she's trying to be a decent single mother.

  24. CHAOTICFUN1 says – reply to this


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    Saying that women without men in their lives are spinsters is like saying fat queens with colored hair are bitter…….oh….

  25. eric says – reply to this


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    fatty, perez..get laid already.. u try to make gossip out of nothing…ur much younger than she is and you are already "old and lonely.." please go wash your face and get rid of the oil and flakes.

  26. wowww :] says – reply to this


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    dangggg………..shes still pretty just too big of a smilee :D

    22nd!!

  27. TIffabee says – reply to this


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    PLEASE TERRI EAT SOMETHING you need tiffabee.wordpress.com

  28. Fo Realz says – reply to this


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    Teri looks great and happy! I don't think she's the only one with no man in her life, Perez. What was that thing a while back where you tried to get that guy online but you were too fat to follow through? Hmm? That was embarassing.

  29. bubbzy says – reply to this


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    You're so mean!

  30. novel1 says – reply to this


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    You're an ASS, Perezhole. She's a successful and fulfilled woman with a precious little girl at her side - she doesn't need a millstone around her neck with a pecker. She's doing just fine and needs no advice or distain from YOU. You're 30 and have no one. Does that make you a failure already?

  31. I LOVE KETCHUP says – reply to this


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    um excuse me, why does she need a man to be happy?

    She is a beautiful person inside and out with a gorgeous daughter. Why do people come on this site just to slate other people so much? Do people have that much bitterness, hate and pure nastiness in themselves that we cant just for ONCE make some nice comments?

    From what I gather that lady has been through a lot. She deserves some damn praise. She is talented, a great actor. And unlike some other celebs you actually see her spending some time with her kid, ont getting drugged up and seen at every celeb party.

    So what she doesn't have a man?! Who cares? Mayb she doesn't want one. There are far worse things in life than being single. And i think maybe some people here need to get a life instead of just slagging off other peoples.

    Rant over. Spread a little sunshine in the world, this place is depressing enough already!! stop the negativity!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. mich says – reply to this


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    WHY is it that ANYONE over 40 you say MEAN SHIT ABOUT? you OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TALK. You look like "THE CAT IN THE HAT BUT FAT" She looks beautiful and I GUARANTEE you that YOU off all people will have a plastic surgeon on speed dial. Which you should already for lipo and LOTS of other shit. You fat slob.

  33. perez is sooo insecure! says – reply to this


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    Even though she's almost fifty, she still looks better than you, who is 20 yrs. younger and finally shedding some of your extra guts and chins!!! You're just jealous cause she's pretty and wealthier than you. Jealous! You truly are PATHETIC!

  34. don't forget you're an asshole says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are already a spinster. No one wants you except for your money and DON'T FORGET IT.

  35. Ally says – reply to this


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    Her daughters cute!!

  36. Angie says – reply to this


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    Oky look at Teri's eye's and look at her daughters eye's…both of them have one goofy eye..ugh…that drives me crazy!!

  37. mich says – reply to this


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    Oh one more thing. WHAT ARE YOU FAMOUS FOR? HATING AND SHREDDING OTHER PEOPLE. You are NOT talented. You would be NOTHING if you didn't hate on other people.

  38. phil says – reply to this


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    Looks like 2 pretty gals to me, Perez.

  39. and another thing says – reply to this


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    Perez you are your own fag hag!

  40. REALITY CHECK says – reply to this


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    IF you apply the same standards to your YOURSELF. Than its like saying since you are overweight-livin large-fat guy on a diet (don't try it)-Cypress Hill. THEN U don't Deserve a man. FOOD is not love and Everyone needs and deserves LOVE no matter how old ugly or LARGE. Do you gotta man??what what what can't hear u.

  41. EAT A SANDWICH!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Sorry, Perez, but a spinster is someone who is getting older and HAS NEVER BEEN MARRIED. She's been married and obviously has had a child.
    -
    As far as plastic surgery and injections of goo, I've seen worse.
    She could use some meat on those bones, however.

  42. TimeZone says – reply to this


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    So women are "spionsters" if they dopn't have a man, as the y approach 50 years old… According to you and the 1950s sexist mentality.
    .
    What kind of messafge are you giving to the young women who read your site, Perez? Moreover, why do you want to be so fucking rude to the adult women who read your site?
    .
    It doens't matter how many times you toss up posts about how bad wife beaters are, or how ofetn you simper about how you should always be yourself, no matter what, or how how you fawn over the token females you decide to like, it doesn't make up for the misogynistric crap that you repeatedly promote and it your nasty attitude is still obvious.

  43. rocky says – reply to this


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    i still love her.. i think she is one of the better looking 'older' women in hollywood. and who cares if she doesnt have a man? you dont need a man to be happy perez..

  44. WHAT???? says – reply to this


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    fuck you perez !!!!!!!!!!!!
    she is happy to be single….and she is a GREAT mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. K J says – reply to this


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    thats mean perez. i think she looks good.

  46. Rachel says – reply to this


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    Her daughter is really cute… too bad her mom is letting her dress like trash.

  47. r says – reply to this


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    Perez, maybe she actually doesn't want a man???? Something tells me there's not a woman in Hollywood who coudn't get a man… maybe you, but you're not a true celeb.

    It's so amazingly funny how you make fun of people who are SO much better than yourself. You're a fat spic fag… does it get worse?

  48. Steph says – reply to this


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    She should hook up with DEAN CAIN!!!!

  49. onemomwhosnuts says – reply to this


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    She's one fugly, hot mess!!! But the kid's a real cutie … Madonna wishes Lourdes was that cute!

  50. janey says – reply to this


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    "Emerson Rose" should give it up. To bad her only claim to fame is accompanying "mom" on all her public outings. Teri is obviously smiling through the pain. So sad.

  51. hey says – reply to this


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    the daughter is actually very pretty. i think she is a big idol fan, thats why terri keeps attending the show. i dont think terri gets along well with paula or ryan so it must be a little awkward going to idol so often.

  52. lydia says – reply to this


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    thats not nice Perez,she is a beautiful woman and she doesnt need to be married to be happy.How do yo uknow shes not dating anypne???Why dont you look in the mirror,stop be negative on people/How come you cant take any of your own medicine when someone says something about you.You are such an ass, i use to like you but your really an ass

  53. Armando says – reply to this


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    Re: cortnye – You stole the words right out of my mouth cortnye. Just because you don't like a person doesn't excuse saying misogynistic things.

  54. jamelia. says – reply to this


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    Not quite sure why she's fallen foul of you..i mean, she's nice, a decent actor and human being..also intelligent..um..lay off of her .
    Also..what's this about desperate housewives “fast forwarding” in the next season.. someone explain …

  55. eg says – reply to this


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    i think she looks great.
    just wondering….who is Emerson's daddy?

  56. Hyde says – reply to this


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    Good God, what HAS she done to herself??

  57. saw wallow says – reply to this


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    not like you mario you got lots o man inside

  58. sasha says – reply to this


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    well her daughter's adorable at least

  59. Carrie says – reply to this


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    At least her daughter is really cute!

  60. Italian Tony says – reply to this


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    Re: cortnye
    I agree with you completely! Anyone who thinks you "have to have a man" to be complete is a very incomplete peron inside. Sad really.

  61. Mikae says – reply to this


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    Teri looks great. Perez she has never done anything to you, and she's always seemed to be a sweet person and a good enough actress. She cares for her daughter and seems like someone who is happy with who she is. I've read stories about how kind she is to her fans.

    Just because you put unflattering pictures of her (like you do for all celebs you don't like) does not make her ugly. Also she's a mother first, like should be, and her love life is second. CONGRATS TO TERI FOR NOT BEING A HOLLYWOOD B!TCH, she's a modern day mom.

  62. Margie says – reply to this


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    A spinster is someone who has never gotten married….she is a divorcee…so stop hating

  63. Belle says – reply to this


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    Just because a woman is nearly any particular age and sans a man does not make her a spinster. Its odd that a homosexual who has many rights still taken from him due to who he sleeps with would jump on a bandwagon that degrades females. Perceptions such as these should be fought against, Perez. Im quite disappointed.

  64. chaoticfun1 says – reply to this


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    Perez, you will always be the "wide" maid, never the bride.

  65. Single Moms RULE says – reply to this


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    I like her, works hard, nice lady. It's tough being a single mom.

  66. Scott Inyourbox says – reply to this


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    Are you kidding me? She might be nearing 50 but she's still queen of all cougars! I'd give my first born to Angelina Jolie to be with Teri Hatcher!

  67. Django says – reply to this


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    "As she approaches 50, Teri Hatcher looks beautiful and happy to be an independently successful woman."

    Perez: "spinsterhood"??? Are you living in the era of Jane Austin, the Bronte sisters, or what?!

    Since when does the absence of a wedding ring make a woman's life meaningless or sad??!

    Maybe you yourself yearn desperately to be a wife and find a daddy for Teddy. Calm down, you're just a plump little boy who wants to be popular more than anything in the world. One day you'll come into your own as a human being and realize that one's worth is not defined by a marriage contract– or who loves you, but by your own ability to move through the world with grace and compassion.

  68. kayalover says – reply to this


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    Please refer to her by her proper name, Scary Snatcher.

  69. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Perez - you're really getting more and more cruel and nasty.

    I'm on the brink of boycotting your blog because I'm so sick of hearing your mean-spirited crap. BOYCOTT PEREZ

  70. Cece says – reply to this


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    That'll be Maniston in 10 years. Minus the kid of course.

  71. Leave her the hell alone says – reply to this


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    Geez Perez, you are such an ass. I don't know what your beef is with her. From everything I have heard about her, she puts most of her focus on being a good mom. So what if she doesn't feel the pressing need to have a man in her life. Maybe she is learning from past mistakes, and has just gotten very selective. So, she had a big smile. Just leave her the hell alone… jerk!

  72. maryofsuburbia says – reply to this


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    Why are you so very, very nasty to people. What has she ever done to you that gives you the right to say such a horrible, cruel and hurtful thing. Just because people are famous and out there doesnt mean you have the right to attack them.

  73. maryofsuburbia says – reply to this


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    Sorry forgot to add…

    you fat fuck…

  74. Why????? says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate her so much???? Did she ignore you at some point or something?

  75. i know what i am talking about says – reply to this


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    perez pleaazzzze…..teri hatcher is a gorgeous woman who is hot & hip, and her daughter is adorable & cute…it is so obvious they are very happy…she is a talented actress…comedy is difficult along with drama….she is one of the reasons if not the main reason people watch desperate housewives …. perez have a cocktail on me

  76. Beachy says – reply to this


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    I thought men these days were more enlightened. Who needs a man all the time? Hell, they're alot of work! It's like having another kid.

    You're pretty big on homosexuality - give single people (no matter what the age) the same consideration.

  77. Girl Unimpressed says – reply to this


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    perez i don't think you understand the meaning of the word spinster… it's YOU that's fast on your way to becoming one, not this actress who has had a normal amount of full adult relationships and birthed a child. you on the other hand can't get a date yet. you're the spinster, dude, lol!

  78. Dee says – reply to this


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    Perez,

    You truly hate women. You are a terrible misogynist. Would you say that about a 42 year old man?

  79. Jon says – reply to this


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    Terri Hatcher is gorgous… Have you seen her in the Badgley Mischka ads… Huuuuuge Desperate Housewifes fan!!! But I would have to say Eva's the hottest bitch on Wisteria Lane

  80. parismn says – reply to this


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    Why do you hate her so much? I mean, I could count the reasons but it's getting a bit too much.

  81. bailey says – reply to this


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    did anyone notice that she and her daughter have complimentary lazy eyes?

  82. fifi says – reply to this


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    Perez, you are so misogynistic and old fashioned.
    if Teri were a MAN and approaching single and 50… you wouldn't say a word!
    Why is it okay for a man to be single, but a woman is supposed to be in a relationship? what the fuck?

  83. Nick says – reply to this


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    come on-LEAVE TERI alone-I LUV HER!

  84. chaoticfun1 says – reply to this


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    Perez is not a misogynist because misogynists are men that hate women. He wants to be a woman so bad, he trashes the bulk of them because they are beautiful and he is well, you get it….

  85. Laurie says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!
    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!

    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!

    SHE LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!

  86. She's looks good.... says – reply to this


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    Granted she is not Jesus, I mean Madonna, but she looks good!!
    Why do you have to be so MEAN Carajo!
    I love your BITCHINESS!!!!

  87. HEY FATASS!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    IF ONLY SHE WAS A LATINO WHORE YOU'LD GET OFF HER ASS!!!!!
    WHY YOU ONLY SINGLE OUT WHITE FEMALE ACTRESSES FOR YOUR VENOM?
    THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMM……

  88. Mel says – reply to this


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    What is the matter with you Perez?

    So backward!

    Half the population lives alone.

  89. Princess Consuela Bananahammock says – reply to this


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    Perez why so mean? Leave her alone.

  90. brittany says – reply to this


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    o no her life is ruined! wtf? this is the 21st century, moron. Congratulate people for coming out of the closet while calling Teri Hatcher a spinster. The Double standard, anyone? The world doesn't need any more social conventions.

  91. Rene says – reply to this


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    P - That was just mean :-(

  92. sofia says – reply to this


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    She looks beautiful and I am SURE that if she wanted a "man" for the sake of having one she could have one in a second… She is beautiful, she has a career, a daughter, and maybe her life is complete without a man!!! Have you considered this possibility??? If she meets and man and falls in love with him then it is worth it being with one. There is no age for true love - better to wait and find the right one. Stupid post!

  93. bug says – reply to this


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    She looks healthy and radiant. Her daughter is adorable!!

  94. kylie says – reply to this


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    this must have been right before american idol. because i saw them in the background and this is what they were wearing

  95. A Time For Change says – reply to this


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    Venomous words breed poisonous actions. It's how wars are started. It take us all down to the lowest common denominator. It all starts with you the reader. Demand a higher truer level of yourself and the what you read, hear and see. The rest will follow. Be a part of the solution not the problem.

  96. Diva says – reply to this


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    I really want to know where she got that shirt! Do some real research and find out will ya??!!

  97. What has come over me says – reply to this


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    Whats up P are you on the rag, or do you just feel pressure to be the the queen of mean? Give a girl a bone. Yes she's old and tired. At least she can hold her head high as a single mom. You have to be a little more careful when you have children. I think Im on the rag! LOL

  98. SammixAnn says – reply to this


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    omg if her teeth were sharper looking and her mouth was painted bright red she would look like IT the clown omg scary

  99. PerezIsWrong! says – reply to this


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    Perezito, women do not need a man to be complete. We can all do very well without them. She seems so happy and has a beautiful daughter. Why does she need a man to fuck it all up?

  100. tr says – reply to this


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    We should applaud her being such a great single mom. There are many single moms out there Perez, and they work really hard to raise their kids and you know that's true. It's more important that she is there for her kid then running around hollywood with some guy.

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