The Tears Of A Clown

Damn, girl!

Every day, Teri Hatcher keeps slowly morphing into the Joker. Or is it Michael Jackson???

Same diff!

The desperate Desperate Housewives star enjoyed a date night with her daughter, Emerson, who was loving the cameras, Tuesday night at STK in Beverly Hills.

As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville.

Cry!

[Image via Aguilera/JFXONLINE.com.]

Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 5:40 pm / Email this »

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Katie says – reply to this

101

I was thinking for YEARS that she looked exactly like Michael Jackson and was temped several times to bring this to your attention so you could feature them on a "separated at birth" segment. I LOVES ME SOME PEREZ! (maybe that was already done, if so, I missed it)
BEAUTIFUL TERRI says – reply to this

102

Why would Terri marry, then possibly divorce (as they all do in Chollywood), then have to give 50% to the other half? She's gorgeous, leave her alone.
escape artist says – reply to this

103

I think they were sitting behind the judges on idol last night bc I remember the daughters awesome dress.
racheee says – reply to this

104

Perez IS misogynistic. Just because you're gay doesn't mean that doesn't make you a misogynist.

Plus you're an idiot, spinsters by definition don't have kids.
CG says – reply to this

105

Stop being preachy about what women need, you misogynist ass.
keeF says – reply to this

106

Shes got those eyes that say, man, i gotta take the worst shit
laura says – reply to this

107

i like you perez, but i think that comment wasnt very nice. what did she do to you?
c. says – reply to this

108

big deal. who says she NEEDS a man??
WHATEVER says – reply to this

109

Whatever dude. She looks like she's a good mom. The kid looks normal and happy. She's probably a lot more content than you think she is.
Nona says – reply to this

110

They both look cross eyed all the time. Ugly.
TARA says – reply to this

111

Your a dick! She looks great for being almost 50, and who gives a fuck if she has a man in her life or not. You don't have a man in your life does that make you less of a person? I mean your pathetic but for very different reasons. I wont start listing your flaws because I don't have the time and frankly darling I don't give a damn.
tralala says – reply to this

112

Michael Jackson is the best!…wait till his comeback perez!..you'll be stunned!!..

love u perez!…but hate u when u talk bad about the King of POP!
Sara says – reply to this

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Perez- its hurtful to women to call any of them spinsters. i can't stop you from insulting people (and i kind of love it a lot) but please dont use such a dated and degrading word. older women have it hard enough already without you bringing them down even more.

p.s.- im not an old woman im only 20 so this isnt a personal thing. just a…. feminist thing or whatever.
HollaBeez says – reply to this

114

they were at american idol taping…she looks HOT for 50..
IdolWatcher says – reply to this

115

They went to American Idol on Mariah nite. They were both sitting behind Randy Jackson in the audience. They were wearing the same outfit. Is silver in this summer with the kids?

Her daughter is cute! Teri is hot! Even if she doesn't have a MAN right now, Teri's got a; good job, beautiful daughter, beautiful home in a beautiful neighborhood. She doesn't need a man right now, she's got it going-on without one. You go girl!
Terry A says – reply to this

116

She's a great mom. And her little girl looks happy, unlike Denise Richards and her daughters.
Redbanklady says – reply to this

117

How 1950's of you…..Just WHY does she NEED a man at all. What is so worng with her life. She is a wonderful mother, takes good care of herself, has a great job, owns her own home, looks after her own money and business, sounds to me like she has it very much together already….maybe you are the one with the problem.
51 yo adoptive mom to 2, single, happy says – reply to this

118

"As she approaches 50, Teri's got no man and is on her way to spinsterville."

and the problem with that would be….??????

I am so thankful for my life and can't imagine it any way. My single life is far more fulfilled and content than my married life was. Glad to hear that Teri's as lucky as me!
awesome awesome awesome says – reply to this

119

I love that 50 is "on the way to spinstervhood". Americans, we've come so far.
gregory says – reply to this

120

Your negative comments on Teri run counter to the progressive politics you support on your site. You support a female presidential candidate for her strength and intelligence, but you rag on an actress for being middle-aged and single. I'm confused.
K says – reply to this

121

You would never call a 50 year old man a spinster!! She has a child and is successful, so "spinster"…I don't think so
Tee says – reply to this

122

Since when does it matter if a woman is alone, especially when she has so much going for her? Get a clue.
Jakeissuperficial says – reply to this

123

Dearest Perez,

Perhaps you should think more about your readers before you insult people, I am starting to really dislike you, and your spitefulness. Not to mention your law suit against another blogger for making a slur on YOU, to me, thats how YOU make YOUR living.

And you're not so hot yourself. WTF was with that cape thing you wore. Eww.

All my everlasting love and affection xox
jakeissuperficial says – reply to this

124

DO YOU THINK PEREZ EVEN READS THESE COMMENTS??NO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NONO NO NO NOlet's not trust this man any more….
kelly says – reply to this

125

seriously. what's the deal perez? i think she's nice.
spinster says – reply to this

126

i'm a spinster. i don't need no rules . i don't need no man tellin me what to do.
chase says – reply to this

127

Lay off fat boy!
Melissa says – reply to this

128

Gosh, is it me but her smile is starting to wrap around her head. Maybe it's her weight loss. She would look so much better if she put on a healthy 10 lbs. Terri has always had issues with men. She publically admitted that she only had sex once with her husband and that's how she got pregnant with her daughter. (I am serious…I can find the clip of it to prove it) But, I don't begrudge her for not having a man as long as she is happy and trying to be a good Mom.
PISSED OFF! says – reply to this

129

Why the hell does she need a man? She's got money and a beautiful daughter. She's doing the right thing by RAISING her daughter instead of running around dating every guy she meets and being a HO. Let her be…maybe she's happy! You don't need a MAN to be H_A_P_P_Y.
Canadabitches says – reply to this

130

What the hell is your problem with her ? I don't see you with a man you fat piece of shit cheez give up already
asswipe says – reply to this

131

Are you crying Perez? You should be
heidabelle says – reply to this

132

She needs to gain some weight and stop tweaking her face.
Other than that…..who NEEDS a man?
I'm sure her life is peachy w/o one!
Steve says – reply to this

133

What the nhell has she done or said to you Perez? A to #21: She's a cute kid.I don't see an ugly duckling. You'll be perving on her in 10 years.
dre says – reply to this

134

I think she looks great considering her age. You are such a hater Perez.
Lilo says – reply to this

135

Erm, shouldn't you be applauding her for holding her head high and smiling and stuff rather than hiding away or moaning about not having a man. Maybe she doesn't even want one. She doesn't look a day over 40. I'm not a huge fan of hers but she looks good and good on her for smiling even though her life is pretty much over according to people like you. Pah!
fan says – reply to this

136

i don't see the problem with her at all. you act like she's a freak?? she seems very normal to me…
Sarie says – reply to this

137

I think she looks like the grinch
Marie says – reply to this

138

She reminds me THE GRINCH…
DeeDee says – reply to this

139

Yeah I think that's kind of mocking all single ladies, especially those who are middle aged. It might be hard for some people to believe but many women choose to be independent and are strong enough to happily make their own way through life without the need for a partner. Better to be happily doing your own thing rather than being stuck in a so-so marriage just for the sake of having someone by your side. I really don't think that your post sends out a very positive message to anyone. We're hardly living in the days of spinsters and old maids… I say congratulations to any woman who has earned the freedom to live her own life and not have to rely on a man to take care of her
Ofra says – reply to this

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Why Teri gotta be a "spinster". Could be that she just wants to raise her daughter the drama of a "relationship". When single, I dated but didn't bring anyone around my son even to meet until I was sure it was someone that I wanted in my life. See nothing wrong w/what she's doing. Not everyone "needs" someone around permanently.
Kayla says – reply to this

141

Fuck your rude
zil says – reply to this

142

spinster is for someone never marry like u perez, at age 30 you have no man too and never ever have.. and kid too, she already hv one
dani says – reply to this

143

her daughter is gorgeous!
zereppo says – reply to this

144

Her kid kinda reminds me of what Nicole Simpsons daughter looked like. Is her father black like OJ?
kerri says – reply to this

145

No WAY dude….it takes a mighty good man to replace no man at all.

Terry - be happy!!! She looks happy. She looks awesome!
K says – reply to this

146

OMG! She was the prostiTot sitting behind the judges on American Idol last night!!! AHHHH!!!
Melissa says – reply to this

147

sometimes when you're a mother and you work full time something has to give and for her its a stupid man go girl you're an awesome mom!!!
Emma! says – reply to this

148

LOL.
THEY BOTH LOOKED FAWKED UP.

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