Headline Of the Week Weak
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"Handcuffed man 'steals cop car'"
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Handcuffed man 'steals cop car'
A HANDCUFFED prisoner allegedly managed to steal a police patrol car in Brisbane's inner city this morning - and then drove it to the northern suburbs.
Police said that about 10.45am a break and enter suspect, Mark Robert Nolan, 29, was detained by two detectives, handcuffed and placed in the rear of the unmarked police vehicle in Leichhardt St, Spring Hill.
While the officers were searching a bag behind the car he allegedly got into the front of the vehicle and drove off. The car was found 45 minutes later in the northern suburb of Stafford.
Nolan is not considered dangerous, but members of the public are advised not to approach him.
Deputy Commissioner Ian Stewart told a media conference the keys had been left in the car, and the circumstances of the theft of the vehicle would be investigated.
"This matter is of concern to us, and we will be undertaking a thorough investigation of all the circumstances in Mr Nolan being able to drive away in the police car," he said.
The two detectives were "reasonably experienced" officers, Chief Superintendent Ross Barnett told reporters.
Mr Stewart said it was the second time a police vehicle has been stolen in Queensland, with the first offence happening "some time ago".
Unmarked police vehicles in Queensland did not have dividers between the rear and front seats, he said.
Nolan could still be handcuffed, with police yet to locate the handcuffs that were placed on Nolan at the time of the arrest.
He is described as caucasian with a slim build, 178cm tall, with brown hair. He was wearing a blue polo shirt and camouflage shorts at the time of the offence.
Anyone who sees Nolan is advised not to approach him, and to call Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.
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What an idiot!!!!
First?
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hahahahahahah
waaaaaaaaat….damn piggies another one bites the dustah!
first?
LOL wtf
Read Being and Time by Martin Heidegger
Way to go dude!
hell yeah…i hate the police in america!!!
ohhhh dear…
first bitches so suck it
>>Reasonably experienced
hahaha i bet those two officers are having THE WORST day at work!
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Reasonably experienced
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WTF does that mean?????????
I guess dumb and dumber where on patrol..lol..:)
first?
dumb cracker
that's hot bitch
I have read this news and people's discussion on 'millionai refriends com'. Many people are very interested in this. They are discussing it there.
I wonder if the coppers had to walk home.
LOLOL. Ah..this is pure Gold!!
The detectives aren't going to live this down for a LONG time!!
You're right Perez……that story is really weak.
Reasonably experienced
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WTF does that mean???????
I guess dumb and dumber where on patrol..lol..:)
Re: ashley – Brisbaine is not in America dumbass.
ha! my cousin did that once.
I thought this was a H'Wood dirt site. Lately we've all been getting a lot of news articles (which we already got from News sites) and YouTube videos. What's going on here?
what was mat dillon doing in australia??
Re: ashley – hey dumb ass it is in london
is that Tommy Lee?? XD
wow…i had no idea…..thank god theres people like you!!!
cunt…
since your so quick to name call im sure you one of those people who is very unpleasing to look at…..
i unfortunately had to do jail time in north carolina because of traffic tickets (many many many) and i was only in jail and got shackled on my wrists connected to my feet. you could barely walk they were so uncomfortable and cut into your skin. ugh. he sounds like he had some dinky cuffs on and just did a gymnastics move and got to the front and you can easily steer even with cuffs on. never leave a criminal unattended ever.
Don't call him a dumbass you rude person. IT IS BRISBANE, AUSTRALIA.
ITS ADAM COROLLA!!!..HA HA HA
Re: your mom – What are you talking about Brisbane is not in London it is in South East Queensland, Australia
awesome!!!!
what a pimp
I actually live in Brisbane and this morning on my way to work I heard on the radio that they caught him again and he tried to pull the same stunt. Luckily this time he wasn't as successful.
what a dumbass now he will be scared the rest of his life for getting slapped in the face after hearing that story.
THESE COPS ARE IDIOTS, DO YOU REALLY THINK HE WILL STILL BE IN HANDCUFFS?
Is it just me or does this guy look like a gaunt Jake Ryan (Sixteen Candles)?
That's wild, Tommy Lee at it again!!!!!
is it me or does he resemble Matt Dillon?
im wondering how he can turn with his hands cuffed, even if they handcuffed in front of him..
to update you on this article, the idiot who stole the car was captured yesterday at my local shopping centre. the car he had was rammed by police, blocked in. my husband and son were there afterwards but the cars were still there and taped off with police tape. anyways we love you in Brisbane Australia Perez!!!!
all you dumbass's the post is healined Australistic… AUSTRALIA>>> dumbdumbs.. ppfftt america. hhahah the dude woulda got shot befor he even thought bout taking the car.
Re: FuzzyWuzzy – hahaha would love to have seen that!
Actually it's in Australia..
Re: ashley – actually brisbane is in australia, i live there, anywho they caught him last night, the news anchorwoman actually had to stop herself from laughing out loud when she covered the story haha
Re: ashley –
um dude this happened in australia
Only America could produce brain dead losers who dont even know where Brisbane is. LOL
HAHAHA GOOD FOR HIM. Smart dude!
Re: your mom – Hey dickhead.. It's actually in Queensland in Australia!
Re: Sophie is a spunk – And I suppose you know every city in every other country in the world?
I'm normally the first to ridicule Americans for their lack of global knowledge, however I think this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black!
it happend in BRISBANE Australia *rolleyes*
People need to learn how to READ
He's cute!
his girlfriend used to be a jail psychologist - they've been goin out forever
It's takes all kinds of balls to do that…
Girlfriends name is susan maureen robinson or so it says on the net. And its only his eyebrows that look like matt dillons! But good on ya anyway mark!!