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This breaks our cold, jaded, empty heart!

A pregnant and 17 Jamie Lynn Spears stocks up on her high fructose corn syrup drinks Monday, back home in Louisiana.

The sperminated teen is all alone! Both parents are (and have been for a while now) in California.

Hugs to ya, Jamie Lynn!

P.S. Don't do heavy lifting!!!!!!!

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  1. jessica says – reply to this


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    awww

  2. ddd says – reply to this


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    why tho

  3. sissi says – reply to this


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    fuckin, i'm first!

  4. AA says – reply to this


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    firsty first first

  5. corrina says – reply to this


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    nice… guess they're waiting to see if she turns out like her sister before they step in and do anything for her too

  6. blah blah says – reply to this


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    now she knows who her parents care for most cuz there never there with here and i doubt her hubby is gonna stay around for long

  7. Jenny says – reply to this


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    You are missing the MOST important thing - she should NOT be drinking soda, much less caffeinated soda during pregnancy!!!

  8. kelsey says – reply to this


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    Aww. I love Britney, and I'm glad her parents are looking out for her well-being, but can't one of them be there for their teenage daughter soon-to-be mother? This picture says too much about how those parents haven't changed at all.

  9. Ragnhild says – reply to this


    9

    First

  10. me says – reply to this


    10

    12!

  11. Michael Snider says – reply to this


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    this chick is a hose bag. a bag in which you put hoses in.

  12. me says – reply to this


    12

    19th!

  13. matt! says – reply to this


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    negligent parents beget negligent parents

  14. bob says – reply to this


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    And don't drink caffeine! Didn't your doctor tell you that?

  15. montgomerybluepants says – reply to this


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    bitch shouldn't be lifting heavy shit like that if she's pregnant - dumb hick

  16. millie says – reply to this


    16

    shout out to staci and nona and eeryone else I hated being preggers

  17. MichaeL says – reply to this


    17

    SHe's ready to take it up the ass!!

    BUY MARIAH CAREY's E=MC2 TODAY!!

  18. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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    SHE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT LIFTING AND THE WAY SHE IS LIFTING……WHERE IS CASEY WHEN U NEED HIM…HUH? IN ADDITION….SHE SHOULD NOT BE DRINKING SODA……HELLO

  19. Zoodoo says – reply to this


    19

    congrats to them. My friends told me she met her lover before on 'million airefr iends com' where Charlie Sheen found his new love there. Good news.

  20. stefanie says – reply to this


    20

    i feel bad for her. she is a CHILD!

  21. horrible says – reply to this


    21

    this should be filed under "if you are easily offended"
    .
    .
    .
    diabetes, anyone?

  22. megan says – reply to this


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    jesus perez. she's pregnant… not dying. she'll be fine. physically anyway.

  23. Amanda says – reply to this


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    It's no wonder she is preggo she is raising herself. I feel so bad for her and Brit. No real guidence and cannot trust anyone. I hope they find thier happiness. They deserve it.

  24. paula says – reply to this


    24

    being alone and pregnant is done by so many woman these days… and there are plenty of teen mothers out there. But her parents need to be there for her instead of britney who is a loss cause. her parents should be cited for child neglect!!!!!

  25. bayou mom says – reply to this


    25

    Perez, you really are the DRAMA queen of all media. You really think picking up some Dr. Pepper's is considered "heavy lifting"? You poor, poor man. Women do this every single day they are pregnant, picking up some canned drinks does not put her at risk. Now if she were moving furniture or something I could understand the sentiment. but really …it's just soft drinks. And if you think lifting soft drinks is heavy lifting? I suggest you work out a bit more.

  26. KellyAnne says – reply to this


    26

    This sucks, I really feel bad for her. With or without money being a young parent is tough - I was one. Her & that kid will need a soft place to land and gain strenght - WE ALL DO . Her crazy family sucks

  27. Leslie says – reply to this


    27

    I thought you weren't supposed to drink caffeine when you're pregnant.

  28. hyyall says – reply to this


    28

    B a Peppa! *gag* High Fructose f*cks you up! That poor baby!

  29. mariana says – reply to this


    29

    jamie good luck for you girl:)

  30. a says – reply to this


    30

    She can drink caffeine as long as she restricts it to the amount equivalent to 1-2 cups of coffee.

  31. ana says – reply to this


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    Oh stfu Perez!!! She isn't the only expectant mother doing shit on her own. She's very responsible for her age. And who says the soda's for her?? What's wrong, you DON'T drink soda? You musn't because you're SOOOOOOOOO thin!!!

  32. Courtney says – reply to this


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    Why does this break your heart? You don't have to be accompanied by a person at all times when you're pregnant. You can have 1 beverage with caffeine per day when you are pregnant. She's probably enjoys some alone time and not being smothered. Get over it!

  33. ali says – reply to this


    33

    bitch please,

    shes pregnant and has a fucked up family- you seriously going to crack on her for drinking soda?

  34. Cara says – reply to this


    34

    She's probably trying to kill her baby!!

  35. LONG DUCK DONG says – reply to this


    35

    MAYBE
    THOSE
    DRINKS
    ARE'NT
    FOR
    HER….

  36. Thaty says – reply to this


    36

    hey perez how far along is she???????

  37. kimberly says – reply to this


    37

    she's not disabled, she is just pregnant. She can lift a 12 pack although she shouldn't be drinking it!

  38. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


    38

    While I do love Britney Spears.. sometimes I think she needs a good kick in the pants.

    Why can't she get her act together and be there for her sister, or let her mother be there for her.

    Yet it might be what Jamie Lynn wants.. so who knows.

  39. lala says – reply to this


    39

    There's nothing wrong with a pregnant women lifting heavy items. Must be an old wives tale you learned from you granny.

  40. lex says – reply to this


    40

    now how the hell do any of you know if she is drinking soda or not, and if she is, do you hypocrits claim to have never done the same thing? i imagine you do. Anyway, i bet her prents are trying to figure out how this pregnancy happened, um maybe the fact that you leave your teenager alone for weeks on end, yeah that might be it. Good idea scrapping that book Lynne!

  41. Thtay says – reply to this


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    heyy people she is pregnant not sick.. a stack of soda is not that heavy…..
    please i used to help with the groceries.. and do all the laudry ,…. in the house…. stop the judgement……

  42. BBBoricua says – reply to this


    42

    I don't think is such a tragedy that she has to carry some groceries! Her parents are not the best role models in the world, so I think she might be doing OK all by herself. Her sister needs all the help she can get, even from her parents.

  43. Matt says – reply to this


    43

    Her parents suck ass. . . People wonder why britt is soo fucked up. . .

  44. WEAK WOMEN OF THE WORLD GET SOME SENSE says – reply to this


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    PLEASE! GIVE ME AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN A BREAK!

    DO YA IDIOTS KNOW WHAT WE ARE?? WE'RE HUMANS! A womans body is very

    Strong and can hold a child and bend over lift a 12 pack of cans. How the hell

    do you think all of you and your ancestors are/were here….Do you think the

    women back in the day couldn't hold there children while working there butts

    off in the fields and factories! I hate women that act like they can't pick up

    a damn thing when they're pregnant….and if you're one of those women , get

    back bone and some stregnth your going to need it for 18 more years!

  45. Lisajanecobb says – reply to this


    45

    Ok WTF was stopping the many many many paps that follow her around from helping her? Come on you barstards. If your gonna follow around a pregnant 17 year old, the least you can do is help her out with heavy lifting. Gits!!!! Complete and utter wankers! Grrrrrrrrr, poor wee thing.

  46. GiveItARest says – reply to this


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    Lifting a 12-pack of drinks is not exactly heavy lifting….be realistic. And just because she bought it, doesn't mean it's for her to drink! Give the girl a break. I applaud her for taking responsibility and making sure her baby is going to have as normal a life as possible.

  47. HoLy says – reply to this


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    I guess that she knows that britney needs her parents a little bit more than her right now.

  48. LSU girl says – reply to this


    48

    I saw Jamie Lynn a few weeks ago in the The Boulevard Mall of Louisiana in Baton Rouge. She was with Casey and they sat down two tables down from us in the food court. She is so beautiful in person and she glanced over and gave me a little smile when I smiled at her. I feel so sorry for the poor darling, but at least she is trying to do what is right for her. Perhaps if she stays in Louisiana and doesn't subject her children to the Hollywood lifestyle this Spears child will have a less corrupt life than Jamie Lynn or Britney ever knew.

    PS: she looked very cute.

  49. Rufus says – reply to this


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    She seems to be able to handle the high fructose a little better than you. Your tits are bigger though.

  50. rawr says – reply to this


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    damn!! thats fucked up, do her parents not care about her? i means its great they're helping brit. but shes needs help too shes 17 and preggers for crying out loud!!! mom, dad, and brit should be with her. i read that they werent even there for her bday…they went out to dinner w/brit and their brother! and where's casey?…..and maybe the soda is for casey—idk

  51. Jackie says – reply to this


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    pregnant people arent supposed to drink caffenine!

  52. Daisha Loves Perez says – reply to this


    52

    aww that's sad =[

  53. Christine says – reply to this


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    First of all, one case of pop is hardly 'heavy lifting'. When I was pg with my second baby, my first one couldn't walk yet. I had to carry her, and she certainly weighed more than a case of pop! Also, since when is it so horrible for a pg woman to go grocery shopping on her own? I have a husband AND parents, and I managed to shop when pg without people helping me! God…she's pg, not disabled!

  54. Suze says – reply to this


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    it's no wonder that this kid got pregnant. looks like she's on her own most of the time…and it seems to have been like this for a long time now. sorry guys…but 17 is too young to be living the life of an adult.

  55. Jen says – reply to this


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    just because shes buying soda doesnt mean that SHE is gonna drink it, maybe she got it in for that waster shes with?

  56. Toolz says – reply to this


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    if she's old enough to get fuckin' knocked up she's old enough to be by herself and lifting some fuckin' soda. Her mom probably drank soda when she was preggers with unfitney and this dumbass too, that's why they're all dumbass hicks!

  57. Kitty says – reply to this


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    She really shouldn't be lifting that, it can put pressure on her baby and cause her to bleed or go into premature labor. She shouldn't drink soda either, so hopefully that's not for her!!!

    She's been doing a lot of stuff she shouldn't be doing while she's pregnant lately. What the fuck is wrong with her parents!?! Why didn't they put her on birth control when she was 15 anyway? Idiots.

    She seems very together for what she's going through at this point, but her parents really should be there more. She should've asked one of the employees at that store to help her with the groceries, they will always volunteer to do that, especially for a pregnant girl.
    -Kitty

  58. SHE'S PROBABLY THRILLED HER PARENTS ARE IN CALIFORNIA says – reply to this


    58

    Good riddance!
    Why the hell would she want her parents around?
    -
    Also, sad she's polluting her kids with those drinks.
    She probably thinks DR. Pepper is some sort of doctor-recommended pregnancy drink formula.

  59. MOnica says – reply to this


    59

    Where the boof is her baby daddy?

    Why is she drinkin soda anyway?

    Her baby is gonna turn out retarted!

    WELL…

    more so!

    LMAO

  60. abortionthatlived says – reply to this


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    "#40 - lala says – reply to this

    There's nothing wrong with a pregnant women lifting heavy items. Must be an old wives tale you learned from you granny. "

    Too bad your mother didn't lift an elephant when she was pregnant with you and miscarried you, idiot.

  61. ???? says – reply to this


    61

    I think that it is great that Britney Spears has the attention and support of her family, but Jamie Lynn is 17 years old and pregnant. I think that she too deserves the attention and support of her family as well.Who the hell is looking after her???

  62. ugh says – reply to this


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    Re: Jenny – oh don't be one of those people… there's nothing more annoying for a pregnant woman than people preaching at them as if they're the ones having the baby and not the woman whose pregnant!
    A coffee or soda a day while you're pregnant is perfectly FINE. And lifting something semi-heavy, well, a crate of soda isn't exactly a 200 pound weight at the gym… she's pregnant, not comatose.

  63. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Where the hell are her parents???? Shame on them!

  64. Suze says – reply to this


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    Re: ana – just had to laugh at this comment….you think she's responsible for her age?? Seriously? She got herself pregnant at 16. I'm not suggesting that teenagers should abstain…I'm not a moron. But a totally responsible kid would have made sure that she AND her boyfriend were on birth control. No exceptions.

  65. Mr T says – reply to this


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    Gordo, I can tell you don't know the first thing about pregnancies. The more active a woman is during her pregnancy, the healthier she and the baby stays. Besides, if you pay attention, she's lifting with her legs and not her back. And is not as if a couple of pounds is going to make her drop the baby in the parking lot. You dumbass. The more I read your blogs, the more your wisdom shines.

  66. Mona says – reply to this


    66

    This is sad but last time I checked Dr. Pepper wasn't considered "heavy." Who says the soda is for her? And she is allowed to have soda as long as she doesn't drink tons in one day. Get the facts straight.

  67. ash says – reply to this


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    you should NOT DRINK SODA (and definitely not caffeine!) IF YOU'RE PREGNANT! birth defects, people! low birth weight! long lasting effects! someone teach this poor girl how to be a mother… please.

  68. haha says – reply to this


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    Re: MOnica – you're horrible. and since when does soda cause disabilities? it doesn't. soda isn't the healthiest thing in the world but it's not alcohol either, duh. you've obviously never had a baby.

  69. gen from stl says – reply to this


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    Re: Suze – what the fuck do you know! i had my daughter at 17 and raised her 100% on my own!!!!!! i was able to buy a brand new house and private school education by the time she was in 1st grade!!

  70. Vane says – reply to this


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    Have any of you considered the drinks are not for her but her baby daddy??

  71. Jenny says – reply to this


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    Last time I checked caffine was a no-no when you are preggers…wtf, is anyone there to help her? That's what your mother is supposed to do!

  72. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Once again the Spears parents have me scratching my head. Their *17* year old pregnant daughter is being left to her own devices while they are busy worrying about her much older sister. Perhaps the reason that Jamie Lynn is in the position she is in is because they have always cared more about Britney's well being. That makes me sad…

  73. dramaqueen82 says – reply to this


    73

    You know what this picture makes me think of?

    I want a Dr. Pepper REAL bad.

  74. alice says – reply to this


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    How do you people know she is buying the soda for herself. I keep soda in my house for other people to drink all the time even though i don't drink it. and give the girl a break, she seems pretty self sufficient, maybe she'll be ok.

  75. deana says – reply to this


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    She shouldn't be drinking soda anyways!!!

  76. mega says – reply to this


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    I'm a parent and I can't say that I would leave my barefoot, unwed and pregant teen alone. At least of her parents should be there. Since Jamie is taking care of Brit, that leaves Lynne. I hope Jamie-Lynn is OK, she is cute, and actually not a bad actress. And I agree - NO HEAVY LIFTING GIRL! Get Babydaddy to wait on you hand and foot!

  77. JAMIE, "DOCTOR" PEPPER DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A HEALTH DRINK says – reply to this


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    Just because it's DOCTOR Pepper doesn't mean you should be drinking it while pregnant.

  78. Lene says – reply to this


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    She's not invalid Perez, only pregnant. shez.

  79. douchenozzle says – reply to this


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    America venerates The Family as if it were the second coming of Christ. Here's a great example of why, just because you have gonads that fit together, you should NOT automatically be allowed to reproduce . What a loser this girl is!

  80. Lene says – reply to this


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    WTF? where are her parents?Oh right, don't care. And Jamie is alone? wow, How lame..she's just 17 *rolleyes* And they can't go buy soda all alone.

    IDIOTS!

  81. sexyndacity says – reply to this


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    HER MOTHER NEEDS TO BE WITH HER 17YR OLD PREGNANT DAUGHTER!! BRITNEY HAS HER FATHER WITH HER AND SHE NEEDS TO GROW UP. SHE SHOULDN'T BE BY HERSELF ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN WITH HER PREGNANCY.

  82. TMV says – reply to this


    82

    Of all the Spears' craziness this is cherry on top. The ultimate picture of white trash. A pregnant teenager bending down to pick up her case of soda pop. It's like pouring liquid fireworks into her baby (which I'm sure if was actually possible she would do too).

  83. bad parenting says – reply to this


    83

    The Spears' parents shouldn't be surprised that both their daughters turned out the way they did. WHAT PARENT LEAVES THEIR 16 / 17-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IN ANOTHER STATE WITHOUT PARENTAL SUPERVISION??? Famous and rich aside…. children under 18 need parental supervision. And she JUST had her 17th birthday, so she's been without her parents since at least age 16..

  84. hader says – reply to this


    84

    Re: corrina – well put.
    and if she's gonna drink that shit, she should do a little heave lifting, or some other kind of exercise
    perez, pregnant women aren't THAT fragile,
    especially the hillbillies women folk

  85. hader says – reply to this


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    Re: gen from stl – GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!
    sincerely mean that

  86. Candace says – reply to this


    86

    You have no room to speak … you're highly overweight and put down Pinkberry and other junk.

  87. Hogzilla says – reply to this


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    Aww this makes me want to cry! BLess her little heart, maybe she could wait til her boyfriend got off work and could go to the store with her and he could load and unload the groceries for her? Perez is right the heavy lifting isnt good.

    BTW Perez, when my skanky sister was preggers she drank mt dew like a fish but I let it go because she quit the drugs, weed and cigs and skanking around. I sort of looked at it like the lesser of all evils. Maybe that hows we should look at Jamie and her Dr Pepper addiction? Like hey at least she quit the other stuff? Lol that sounds terrible but do u see my bizarre reasoning?

  88. auntie val says – reply to this


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    who cares what she does - the spawn will be a retard anyway.

  89. Pablo says – reply to this


    89

    Awww!
    This almost makes me cry!!

  90. DANIELLE says – reply to this


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    ok so when your pregnant u can lift up to 25 lbs DUMBASSES!! that isn't heavy lifting it's a 5 lb pack of soda LET IT GO!!! maybe u should get ur facts straight b4 u try saying "bitch shouldn't be lifting heavy shit"

  91. cjm says – reply to this


    91

    You know, I read that she is staying with an aunt, at the mansion, so give me a break. It is best for her baby to stay away from the britney drama. Her father is looking after the daughter that needed the most help right now. Her mother goes back and forth between the 2 places. AND….. A HEALTHY pregnant woman can lift things like a 12 pack of soda. Don't you see some preg.women carry around another kid? You can do most things until it feels uncomfortable or unless you are a high risk pregnancy. Since we see her walking around, going to sonic, jc. penney, etc. - I assume that she isn't high risk.

  92. kathleen says – reply to this


    92

    I'm so proud of you for being so nice and sincere in this post perez. I know that while it's easy to be persuaded into making rude comments, it's very refreshing to read something genuine and friendly on your site. Good luck Jamie Lynn!!

  93. manda Lu says – reply to this


    93

    obviously not taking dr's advice and ditching the caffine…. stupid girls not listening to instructions… seriously DECAF!

  94. Cassie says – reply to this


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    It IS kinda sad that she was left behind– :(

  95. woah says – reply to this


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    Re: DANIELLE – Hey crazy, chill out. If you knew how to read you would see that no where on that post did Perez write that she "shouldn't do heavy lifting bitch" It was more of a friendly suggestion. Damn why are people so fast to jump down someones throat?

  96. val says – reply to this


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    I KNEW people were going to say shit about her drinking soda. She can have one a day and what about refreshments for guests? SHUT UP!!!!!!!! we love you jamie lynn!!!

  97. April Showers says – reply to this


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    At least she's bending her knees, not straining the back.
    On the flip side if she'd kept her knees locked she wouldn't be knocked up!

  98. sadny says – reply to this


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    Gawwwd! Who says that soda is for her?!! Leave her alone.

    I agree with another comment. She's pregnant NOT dying. She can do anything.. As if a 24 pack of soda weighed a TON! She needs to be active anyway…that's healthy…if it weren't then how come so many pregnant women exercise??! Que quieren, que se le pegue el niño al vientre? Contra Mario!!

  99. LovsCaffeine says – reply to this


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    I work tech support, and worked it during my last pregnancy. It's a matter of drinking caffeine to get through the day or get a headache and choke the crap out of the next customer who mouths off at me, leaving me jobless and without health insurance. Guess which one I chose?

  100. nodrP says – reply to this


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    Exactly…caffeinated drinks are to be kept to 8 oz. or less a day while pregnant.

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