The Hoff Has No Game
Filed under: The Hoff
It's probably been a while since David Hasselhoff has tried to pick up chicks. His recent split from wife Pamela Bach has pushed him back into the dating scene. And he's going about it the wrong way!
Seems The Hoff has been using his ASSISTANT to pick up chicks!
Lame!!!
Hasselhoff, who's currently a judge for America's Got Talent, seems to be searching the audience for potential dates.
He spotted a brunette that he liked and sent his assistant off to work.
The female was approached by his assistant after the taping and was handed a signed autograph of The Hoff.
Yea, that's the way to start a conversation! Riiiiiiight.
Such a David Copperfield move!
The back of The Hoff's photo had the assistant's number and an invite to get in touch with him. Even listed was the name of the hotel they were staying at!!
What, not enough space to include the room number?
The female declined the offer, but kept the photo as proof.
She should call him up. Poor guy.
At least he's trying!
[Image via WENN.]
Lame!
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OMG REJECTED!
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suck it dave!!
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suck it dave
The champ is here!! first!!
eww
LAMEASS!
that bites dave
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
maybe he can invite her out for a hamburger and a 'few' drinks!
8th-20th???
bitch ass face bitch!
she will miss seeing his teeny tiny pee pee!
He is such a tool.
WHY are we still talking about this 80 year old loser??? Just asking
He's such a ham & cheese sandwich. I was at a taping of America's Got Talent Last week in NY and all he did in between takes was pose for the audience. Seems like a big ol perv.
Blech!
Creeep
gross!
whefhsdfhosdf OMG
a "signed autograph"? isn't that a bit redundant?
Not everybody uses boys that want to be famous… PEREZ>>>>>
If I were famous I'd do stuff like this. I guess us people named dave just have no shame.
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Oh how pathetic of him!
That is soooo sad.
not against the law
Oh, gross.
ID DO HIM id like to hassel the hoff
don't hassal the hoff! :OD
Well, Perez uses promises of website promotion to pick up his "chicks" - - right? Which is lamer?
What in the hell is he holding in his hands???!!! And why do some of them have their lids off??? Did he drink the stuff???? What IS going on here!!! He's a loser.
How about he goes to Germany… He shouldn't have a problem there.
I'm sorry, but what exactly is wrong with using your assisstent to pick up women? Is it against the law? If the women a ga-ga enough about him to consent, that's there problem. This is no lamer than going to a night club and using pick-up lines.
What woman in her right mind would date this asshole?
that girl acted like a vile bitch
Someone needs to tell the Hoff that he needs to stop shopping at abercrombie….. he should try Brooks Brothers
how can someone be offered a signed autograph???:O
God just seeing Hasselhoff makes me want to burst out in tears.
I am that girl!!! I was on AGT and this all happened to me (just not the autograph thing). He asked me how old I was, if I was married, what hotel I was staying at. I told him that I was married and he asked if my husband was with me in Vegas or back in Texas (like it mattered). He is an ass! Creepy and orange!!!
Oh, mein Gott, David, you make me laugh and cry at the same time. If you want to meet a girl, just go up to her and strike up a convo!
Aww, I'd at least have stopped by to say hi. That's so mean.
Re: anonymous to the max – The lids aren't OFF, moron. The edges are wrapped in plastic. Idiot.
Re: Mary – Settle down, Mary!!! Keep your name calling to yourself. I didn't look closely enough. I am NOT a moron….just a bit vision impaired!!! With that being said……what IS he holding in his hands, since you are such an authority!!!
The guys is an embarrassing walking cliché. I'm surprised he doesn't wear gold chains and drive a red corvette when "picking up chicks". What a sad desperate loser and what about the women who would date him? Barf.
Re: anonymous to the max – He's holding bottles of Douche Potion. Apply liberally twice daily, rinse and repeat. It's obviously working.
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