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The Hoff Has No Game

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It's probably been a while since David Hasselhoff has tried to pick up chicks. His recent split from wife Pamela Bach has pushed him back into the dating scene. And he's going about it the wrong way!

Seems The Hoff has been using his ASSISTANT to pick up chicks!

Lame!!!

Hasselhoff, who's currently a judge for America's Got Talent, seems to be searching the audience for potential dates.

He spotted a brunette that he liked and sent his assistant off to work.

The female was approached by his assistant after the taping and was handed a signed autograph of The Hoff.

Yea, that's the way to start a conversation! Riiiiiiight.

Such a David Copperfield move!

The back of The Hoff's photo had the assistant's number and an invite to get in touch with him. Even listed was the name of the hotel they were staying at!!

What, not enough space to include the room number?

The female declined the offer, but kept the photo as proof.

She should call him up. Poor guy.

At least he's trying!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 4:10 pm / Email this  »
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    48 comments to “The Hoff Has No Game”

    1. Sara says – reply to this


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      Lame!

    2. nytjrhyj says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    3. ll says – reply to this


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      OMG REJECTED!

    4. Emmaloo says – reply to this


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      1st

    5. jamie c says – reply to this


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      suck it dave!!

    6. fgfsdg says – reply to this


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      dfgafsgsafdgfirsthsfdgsdf

    7. jamie c says – reply to this


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      suck it dave

    8. heather in baltimore says – reply to this


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      The champ is here!! first!!

    9. ananana says – reply to this


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      eww

    10. Nick says – reply to this


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      LAMEASS!

    11. jamiec says – reply to this


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      that bites dave

    12. Liz says – reply to this


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      FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

    13. ding dong says – reply to this


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      maybe he can invite her out for a hamburger and a 'few' drinks!

    14. chelssey says – reply to this


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      8th-20th???

    15. lol says – reply to this


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      bitch ass face bitch!

    16. cuntessa delmar says – reply to this


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      she will miss seeing his teeny tiny pee pee!

    17. Sara says – reply to this


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      He is such a tool.

    18. Tina says – reply to this


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      WHY are we still talking about this 80 year old loser??? Just asking

    19. Dita says – reply to this


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      He's such a ham & cheese sandwich. I was at a taping of America's Got Talent Last week in NY and all he did in between takes was pose for the audience. Seems like a big ol perv.
      Blech!

    20. meee says – reply to this


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      Creeep

    21. ewww. says – reply to this


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      gross!

    22. Tati says – reply to this


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      whefhsdfhosdf OMG

    23. Tabs says – reply to this


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      a "signed autograph"? isn't that a bit redundant?

    24. SO FUCKING WHAT says – reply to this


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      Not everybody uses boys that want to be famous… PEREZ>>>>>

    25. dave says – reply to this


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      If I were famous I'd do stuff like this. I guess us people named dave just have no shame.

    26. DH says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Oh how pathetic of him!

    27. Glamorous says – reply to this


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      That is soooo sad.

    28. harmless says – reply to this


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      not against the law

    29. eva says – reply to this


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      Oh, gross.

    30. chrissy@awdi says – reply to this


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      ID DO HIM id like to hassel the hoff

    31. the detective says – reply to this


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      don't hassal the hoff! :OD

    32. Matilda says – reply to this


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      Well, Perez uses promises of website promotion to pick up his "chicks" - - right? Which is lamer?

    33. anonymous to the max says – reply to this


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      What in the hell is he holding in his hands???!!! And why do some of them have their lids off??? Did he drink the stuff???? What IS going on here!!! He's a loser.

    34. C DUBS says – reply to this


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      How about he goes to Germany… He shouldn't have a problem there.

    35. sue says – reply to this


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      I'm sorry, but what exactly is wrong with using your assisstent to pick up women? Is it against the law? If the women a ga-ga enough about him to consent, that's there problem. This is no lamer than going to a night club and using pick-up lines.

    36. christi says – reply to this


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      What woman in her right mind would date this asshole?

    37. asdasda says – reply to this


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      that girl acted like a vile bitch

    38. Jon says – reply to this


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      Someone needs to tell the Hoff that he needs to stop shopping at abercrombie….. he should try Brooks Brothers

    39. ***miss biatch!!*** says – reply to this


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      how can someone be offered a signed autograph???:O

    40. Nicole says – reply to this


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      God just seeing Hasselhoff makes me want to burst out in tears.

    41. fallon franklin says – reply to this


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      I am that girl!!! I was on AGT and this all happened to me (just not the autograph thing). He asked me how old I was, if I was married, what hotel I was staying at. I told him that I was married and he asked if my husband was with me in Vegas or back in Texas (like it mattered). He is an ass! Creepy and orange!!!

    42. Kate says – reply to this


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      Oh, mein Gott, David, you make me laugh and cry at the same time. If you want to meet a girl, just go up to her and strike up a convo! ;)

    43. Mary says – reply to this


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      Aww, I'd at least have stopped by to say hi. That's so mean.

    44. Mary says – reply to this


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      Re: anonymous to the max – The lids aren't OFF, moron. The edges are wrapped in plastic. Idiot.

    45. anonymous to the max says – reply to this


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      Re: Mary – Settle down, Mary!!! Keep your name calling to yourself. I didn't look closely enough. I am NOT a moron….just a bit vision impaired!!! With that being said……what IS he holding in his hands, since you are such an authority!!!

    46. Yak says – reply to this


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      The guys is an embarrassing walking cliché. I'm surprised he doesn't wear gold chains and drive a red corvette when "picking up chicks". What a sad desperate loser and what about the women who would date him? Barf.

    47. Fuckstick says – reply to this


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      Re: anonymous to the max – He's holding bottles of Douche Potion. Apply liberally twice daily, rinse and repeat. It's obviously working.

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