Wannabe!

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Marilyn Manson's homewrecking girlfriend, the almost 20 years his junior Evan Rachel Whore, attends a screening of The Life Before Her Eyes, Tuesday in NYC.

You will never be Dita Von Teese, bitch. Never.

Stop trying!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Apr 16, 2008 at 1:20 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Leal says – reply to this


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      Excuse me? She looks flawless and prettier than Dita!

    2. zoe says – reply to this


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      oi but really
      whats she thinking
      shes so obviously copying Dita
      maybe its what marilyn likessss????

      love you perezzy

    3. Misah says – reply to this


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      Oh hell no!! How bad must their relationship be if she has to look like the ex-wife. You are never going to be like Dita face it she is glamorous, sexy, smart, beautiful, etc. and you are just a whore.

    4. Ryan-Ann says – reply to this


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      oh Perez, I love you! your sarcasm and passion for what you do never fail to make me smile! :)

    5. patyslounge says – reply to this


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      this bitch will never compare to Dita even if Dita is older!

    6. Michelle says – reply to this


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      That is really pathetic. Dita looks a million times better than this chick

    7. micka says – reply to this


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      evan rachel wood is extremley talented, who honestly cares what she dresses like. GET OVER IT. theres nothing great about dita von stripper anyway.

    8. Dita does it better says – reply to this


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      Well I don't think Evan did her eyes that night….which means she instructed someone to have the Dita look.

      Which just adds and extra layer of creepy on top of looking like the ex….asking others to help.

      She never wore dark lips before and she doesn't have the lips to carry of the look. Frankly, both Marilyn Manson and Ms Dita have more defined Cupid's Bows, so it looks better.

      She even had to dye her hair because blonds don't look all that good with the shade of red she was trying to sport.

    9. Degenerate says – reply to this


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      Evan looks good >> Dita looks good >> You're not God Perez … STOP TRYING TO BE…

    10. m says – reply to this


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      i love Evan, amazing! have you seen her acting/singing in Across The Universe? shes gorgeous also!!

    11. Aisling says – reply to this


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      Lets get this right ! DITA is a living godess and we should worship her !

      She is pathetic trying to copy Dita! He is a fool for losing a woman like Dita and he will get his just rewards!

    12. Aisling says – reply to this


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      Lets get this right ! DITA is a living godess and we should worship her !

      She is pathetic trying to copy Dita! He is a fool for losing a woman like Dita and he will get his just rewards!

    13. Dillon St.Paul says – reply to this


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      She looks amazing!

    14. MIKE says – reply to this


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      dude….. the chick is hot whats your problem?!?! There are like hundreds of thousands of people in america who look like this! I dont understand some of your digs on people dude…… if your gonna dig on someone at least make it funny!

    15. jo says – reply to this


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      she totally looks like courtney love and kurt cobain's daughter in that picture.

    16. Lola says – reply to this


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      Oh my god… Somebody please shoot that slut! It's already bad that she stole him from Dita, and now she's trying to become her!

    17. val says – reply to this


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      whats really sick is that she doesnt see that manson is turning her into his ex-wife except with out the wit and wisdom and full on womanhood. thats the only thing hes able to handle Dita was always too much woman for him so he got this litle high school chick who doesnt expect him to be a man bc she doesnt even know what a man is. shes fucking a rockstar thats all she gives a shit about. clearly she can be controlled. Dita CAN NOT be controlled. manson always knew he was not good enough…thats why he cheated in the first place. not man enough to admit to himself that she was too good for him. Dita is forever class and sass. Evan is sad and deep down she knows shes being used and I hope she wakes up soon. HEY EVAN HE WANTS YOU TO DRESS LIKE DITA BECAUSE HES THINKING ABOUT HER WHEN HE FUCKING YOU. WAKE UP!!!!

    18. bree says – reply to this


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      Re: shell – she IS a good actress. why, she's ACTING like Dita Von Teese right now! Give the bitch an oscar! The transformation is nearly complete…Frankengoth's wife lives! She will NEVER be Dita, she needs to be herself. Wait, that sucks too. She needs to just go crawl off and die.

    19. denise says – reply to this


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      just another young attractive wanna be trying to be something she's not, how original ,….

    20. Lucy says – reply to this


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      What a tramp!

    21. lady says – reply to this


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      UMMM it's a good thing that child "stole" Manson from Dita. Dita is now off drugs and away from that creepy shit!! She's really blossomed after that divorce and it got her some more attention, her career rocks now!

    22. Ash says – reply to this


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      What A Dumb Bitch !!

    23. Lisa Mafia says – reply to this


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      Maybe it is Marilyn Who wants her to look like his ex…..I mean she is young and probably easy to manipulate…….think about it Perez…..you know it makes sense!!!

    24. mel mel says – reply to this


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      Dita has made it pretty obvious from her public statements that they broke up because of Manson's drug use, so there's no need to go around calling his new girlfriend a whore. Also, it should be quite obvious to anyone with half a brain ERW is dressing that way because she is under the influence of Manson and HIS style, not Dita! If that were true it would just be sad.

    25. MC says – reply to this


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      LAME! She may look cute/pretty/nice whatever but it is a fact for sure that she is imitating Dita! Before she hooked up with Manson she was this silly goody girl and now all of a sudden she has this vintage style like Dita! You WILL NEVER BE DITA!! NOT even closee to Dita! So I agree with Perez! Stop trying!!!

    26. Corrin says – reply to this


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      Its so fucking sad that she is 20 years old and she still doesn't know who she is as a person.

    27. Venus says – reply to this


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      She is beautiful talented actress and she isn't a wannabe. Dita Von Teese is copying every women in past eras style because grace she does not have. She is being sold to the highest bidder day in and day out. Perez you are starting to use this blog to get close to celebrities since you are making money off them now. You are only mean to people who don't want to even talk to you. You probably see them at a club make eye contact and they ignore the hell out of you and it all comes back to your fat boy days as a kid when people made fun of you because of your D size boobs and your 3 bellies and 2 chins. Low self esteem is a bitch.

    28. Helen says – reply to this


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      yep she doesn't even come close.

    29. beaker29 says – reply to this


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      too bad she will regret fucking that scum bag for the rest of her life. grossest union on the planet beside heidi and spencer

    30. aussie says – reply to this


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      Anyone else notice that ring…

    31. wrong! says – reply to this


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      why are the women always whores when a man cheats on his wife? for a progressive fag, you really have old fashion views. btw, she is a really good actress and while i like dita's whole caberet thing, she doesn't come close to the talent of ERW. and who really cares about MM, he is SOOOO passe!

    32. Tania says – reply to this


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      She looks beautiful… Fuck it!!! Brake ups & shit are just part of fucking life… "Dressing & Looking like other people…." Everybody FUCKING does that shit!!! IT'S CALLED FUCKING FASHION & SHIT!!! & IF HER MAN WANTS HER TO DRESS A CERTAIN WAY,,, WELL WHO DOESN'T DO SHIT TO SATISTY THEIR MEN?!?!? It ain't like she's looking worst!

    33. zad says – reply to this


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      are they engaged? nice little ring on her wedding finger!!

    34. fourtwozero says – reply to this


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      let her dress however the hell she wants
      i think she looks BETTER than dita

    35. kidjoe says – reply to this


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      Bitch whore. She cant be like Dita. Dita figure is hot as hell she have a classic Face. He face is just plain like a cold bitch. COPY CAT

    36. Dani says – reply to this


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      WHAT A LOSER … get your own identity bitch, and maybe next time around (cause we know Marilyn will dump your ass soon) try not to be such a homewrecking whore and GET YOUR OWN MAN!

    37. Nelle says – reply to this


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      Why dont we start calling her Evan Rachel Wish-She-Could-Be-Ms.Von Teese?

    38. CK says – reply to this


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      Does Marylin dress her up or something. That is really sick. He can only have them one way? She will NEVER be Dita…never never never. GROSS! She is a good actress and is WAY to good for him IMO. She just needs to stick to acting and find her own style. Poor little baby.

    39. womanisbest says – reply to this


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      Well, I really don't like this look. Can we say 'tired'? Why imitate someone who is beneath you? ERW is a talented actress. DVT is a boring old stripper who wants to go in a time warp to the 1950's when women were oppressed.

      Someone needs to give ERW a shake and get her looking like her gorgeous natural self again. First step is dumping the weirdo.

    40. abc says – reply to this


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      Since when is being pale attractive?

    41. lucy says – reply to this


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      OH PLEASE.

      why all the hate for evan rachel wood, and not a word about MARILYN MANSON?! typical response of our society - put all the blame on the woman, and forget that it was the guy who dumped his wife for a much younger woman!!!

      you know better than that perez.

    42. Ursula says – reply to this


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      Oh…guys…. u're all so funny!!! u're just listenig to what Perez says and don't look deeper! just read one of MM's interviews,where he's telling bout his breakup- "Dita loved MM not me". Too bad poor Dita and MM had to become married just to understad they're different and don't match by characters… :( If he's happy with Ewan-why sould we blame her for that?… WE'd better thank Ewan for opening MM's eyes or(just imagine) what if Dita becomes pregnant,had to stop her beautiful career and then be a lone not working mom,living on money she received for her past dances….?….. Ewan IS beautiful and so does Dita. But she's NOT a wannabe. Otherwise i can call Dita a Wannabe also-she's simply copying Bettie Page or Vivien Leigh style!! But yet noone calls her a "style stealer"! Ewan(same as Dita) copying the 50's style-that's all ’bout it.For the future,guys, don't vbame a person who made someone happier that he was before. Dita will find her future soul. And also this is disgusting that people loved MM and Dita pair simple because they both were extravagant and eccentric and stylish, never caring if they match by souls or happy in their life! Gross! :(

    43. Steph says – reply to this


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      Hey atleast the rest of the body is the same color as her face! She looks gorgeous! Not like that over rated nasty whore Dita!

    44. HaHa says – reply to this


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      Perez so much jealosy all the time. You envy The talented So you opt for the bulesque tribute whore.

    45. Cyn-d says – reply to this


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      soooo freaking blatant of her, but she is a beautiful girl, dita- not so much!

    46. Fannie says – reply to this


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      The only woman who dated Marilyn Manson and kept her integrity was Dita!!! Allt he others try to become goth-ladies… stop trying to change to ressemble your man its just sad!

    47. valkyre420 says – reply to this


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      Biatch, please! Evan Rachel Whore isn't worthy to carry Dita's bags. So, how do you like Dita's sloppy seconds trying to turn you into his ex? You are a sad, hosebag!

    48. bay says – reply to this


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      Homewrecking WHORE!!!!!

    49. Peach says – reply to this


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      I normally don't comment on your entries, but this is fucking ridiculous. I would feel so embarrassed if I felt I had to dress like my partner's ex to get attention. What a stupid bitch!

    50. honeybee says – reply to this


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      so sad

    51. jo says – reply to this


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      last time i checked they made make up and clothes for more than one person? aka other than dita von teese

      shes looks FABULOUS.

    52. Kendall says – reply to this


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      Uhm, love her.
      Youre a bitch, Perez.

    53. robin in kent says – reply to this


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      she does have lovely eyes. but for the love of god can someone explain to me what is the attraction to that freak? plus, I heard that he is big time drug abuser

    54. Shelly says – reply to this


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      What a fucking poser!! Dita called and she wants her look back…

    55. shardy says – reply to this


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      it does NOT matter what hair color ERW is worklng…

      she is BEEEEEEEEAUTIFUL. Period.

    56. Kelley says – reply to this


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      Evan Rachel Wood has more talent in her pinky than Dita Von Teese will ever have.

    57. Wow says – reply to this


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      This is sad. Dita is my idol. This chick is disgusting.

    58. Shelle says – reply to this


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      LOL!!! Fugly ass homewrecking wannabe whore!! Ewwwwwwwwwww!! Dita is a Godess bitch!!! What a joke!

    59. Heather says – reply to this


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      How the hell is Evan a whore and dita isnt? Dita Von teese did f**king lesbian porn for god's sake!! Dita used to do porn and strip in regular strip clubs before she decided to make herself look classy and do burlesque! Dita is beautiful but she is waayyy more a whore than evan is!

    60. ashley says – reply to this


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      gross she looks like francis cobain

    61. celine says – reply to this


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      GO BACK TO SCHOOL LITTLE GIRL!!!! I can't bellieve she want to be the copy to DITA? SHE IS STUPID BRIAN OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! STOP DRINKING LOKK YOUR GIRL SHE IS A COPY SHE IS NOTHING!!!!!!
      WAKE UPPPPPPPPPPP BRIAN

    62. janne says – reply to this


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      hell no. what a jerk…

    63. Meiko says – reply to this


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      True, she can never beat the original.

      Oh the other hand, I love her dress here!!

    64. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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      So sad…vacuous nubile ninnies who fall prey to druggie so-called musicians…trying SO HARD to look like Dita. I think if Dita saw this pic she would have a good long hearty laugh. Cause obviously Mr. Marilyn thought she was the super hot one, and wants this bimbo to look just like her. Fortunately, Dita got away from this disaster of a creature and moved on.

    65. celine says – reply to this


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      Soon she is going to call her "Dita Evan teese" lol
      NO PERSONALITY THAT GIRL SHAME ON YOU!!!

    66. D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F says – reply to this


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      Re: alicia
      ya know fucking shit dumb fuck
      its called a play on words
      but a fan of that fake bitch
      could never be that smart.

    67. Smoop says – reply to this


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      Ugh she's so disgusting. She's got a beard of zits too when you see her up close. yuck!

    68. ashley says – reply to this


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      this is so sad.. poor girl, soon she will be tossed aside just like the rest.

    69. linda says – reply to this


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      wow..she needs her own identity.

    70. Alyssa says – reply to this


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      This girl is actually younger than me ( i'm 21!) and speaking as someone in her age group I would say never underestimate the girl because she's young. She knew he was married when she tramped her way into his heart by dropping her pants so for people to suggest she doesn't know what she's doing because she's young is absurd.
      She had sex with the guy!! Hello? That's not naivety. As for him, like most men his age, can we say midlife crisis?
      The whole thing stinks. I feel sorry for Dita the most.

    71. well... says – reply to this


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      Evan is immensely talented, and even more beautiful. I do believe she should have kept her beautiful blonde locks in tact. She is far more than worthy of positive publicity, seeing as Thirteen and Across The Universe show her acting skills are of the caliber of any A-lister. So, Perez, you talentless, sell-out wanna-be Latino…shut your fat, gross, mrsa-ridden mouth.

    72. she's trying to look like marilyn manson not like dita says – reply to this


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      I must say I never found Dita to be a too good looking woman at all and I complained about her not being hot enough for Manson, but compared to this chick Evan Rachel Wood, Dita looks like a goddess of beauty, hotness, sexiness and class and style. This chick Evan rachel is just plain ol' UGLY. I'm afraid she's not trying to look like Dita, I think she's trying to look like Marilyn Manson.

    73. she needs to grow up says – reply to this


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      She does not look like Dita, she's too ugly too. She looks just like Marilyn Manson though. And poor girl, if she thinks she's anymore special than all the other before her. Manson is always the same with his girfriends. First, he glorifies them and says he's found his true love and that they are wonderful and the love of his life and yadda yadda. Then when the relationship is over he talks trash about them. It's always been like that, he did it to Rose McGowan, he did it to Dita, and it won't be different for Evan Rachel when Manson gets bored of her and finds someone better. BTW, this chick is sad, she needs to grow up. She may be too young and unexperienced so she puts up with Manson's shit.

    74. getting the facts right says – reply to this


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      1st) she does NOT look like Dita nor resembles her at all, she does look like Marilyn Manson though.
      2nd)she's UGLY
      3rd)she looks like a 20-something female version of Marilyn Manson personified
      4th)you'd think Manson would like hotter and prettier chicks and not someone who looks just like him but uglier and with a p*ssy
      5th)she's waaaay too ugly for Manson
      6th)she's isn't pretty or hot AT ALL
      7th)sooner or later Manson will get bored of her and he'll be talking trash about her while talking wonderful things about his next new girlfriend

    75. kat says – reply to this


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      stupid little pathetic cunt! Dita is beautiful and even tho im a huge MM fan i always knew she was 2 good 4 his stupid ass! and u Evan will never be DVT!!!!!

    76. Micheala says – reply to this


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      That little whore has nothing on Dita!!!

      Evan Rachel Whore is nothin but a homewrecking wanna be piece of trailor trash!!!

      Dita is elegant and gorgeous!!! pure class..

      Australia hearts Dita.

    77. Micheala says – reply to this


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      Re: OTKCEB – so so true. but evan rachel whore is still a homewrecker.

    78. She's UGLY says – reply to this


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      Woah, she looks like Marilyn Manson's little brother pretending to be a girl. UGLY.

    79. she's UGLY says – reply to this


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      Actaully, she looks like Marilyn Manson's super queer little brother.

    80. Claudia says – reply to this


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      OMG!Rachel (Yeah i'm dislessic bitch) why are u tryn' to be Dita? U'll never be like her,u are just to patetic.
      Turn on smoke crack together with your boo please.

    81. British vanity says – reply to this


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      Haha! God I love you Perez.
      What a pathetic child. Get a boob job or something

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