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Asslee Simpson's dadager, Poppa Joe, is already trying to whore out her unborn child!

That's what we love about him. He wastes NO time.

According to a magazine industry insider, Papa Simpson is asking for $1 million for an Ass cover story plus photos of the baby and an interview post pop.

Is Ass gonna get all that money and Joe gets his cut as manager??? Pete needs to get half!

U guys think AshWentzday's baby pics are worth a cool mill????

But, experts don't think they're worth all that!

One magazine editor is quoted as saying the pictures are worth "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album (Bittersweet World) is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly." Ouch!

Money-hungry Joe is supposedly pimping out Ashlee's upcoming wedding as well. He's, of course, asking the mags to pony up stupid money for those pix, too!

Good luck dealing with the in-laws, Pete!

[Image via WENN.]

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124 comments to “Ca$hing In”

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  1. loo says – reply to this


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    they suck

  2. gems says – reply to this


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    1st

  3. Brandy says – reply to this


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    Lol!

  4. I suck Cenas Cock says – reply to this


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    YAY FIRST

  5. emily says – reply to this


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    eww she probs planned to get pregnant right when her album would come out for the much-needed publicity

  6. jen says – reply to this


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    first?

  7. Bridget says – reply to this


    7

    1st

  8. ryannnn says – reply to this


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    first? holllla :]

  9. Francesca says – reply to this


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    DUH! Of course they needed to do this! Welcome to hOllywood Bitches

  10. ali says – reply to this


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    Well atleast I think im first haha doubt it though

  11. cam says – reply to this


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    !!!

  12. I suck Cena says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES!

  13. lexi says – reply to this


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    FIRST. ANNNND I DONT THINK SHES PREGNANT… she HAS TO DO A TOUR!!! :(

  14. kay says – reply to this


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    I (HEART) Perez!!! :o )

  15. EH says – reply to this


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    eww she probs planned to get pregnant right when the album was coming out to get some much-needed publicity.

    fame whore

  16. Allison says – reply to this


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    Poor guy, he's walking into a mess.

  17. beth says – reply to this


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    Hmm, I still don't care….

  18. Nicole says – reply to this


    18

    hahaaa… ahhh Perez, I love you! :)

    … and so does the rest of Canada!!

  19. dehjke says – reply to this


    19

    FIRST!

  20. morgansmom says – reply to this


    20

    congrat guys

  21. huh? says – reply to this


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    So let me understand this… Pete and Ash are denying she's preggers BUT her daddy is trying to sell pics of the baby… Um ok. I think they need to get their stories straight…

  22. mia says – reply to this


    22

    haha…stupid.

  23. mel says – reply to this


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    SHE IS NOT PREGGERS.

  24. Mid Wif says – reply to this


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    How much you wanna bet she's not really pregnant and "loses" the baby some time in the near future. These people are scam artists - the Simpson family.

  25. TAG says – reply to this


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    WHO FUCKING CARES.

  26. Obsessed says – reply to this


    26

    I'm sure Nick Lachey is somewhere counting his blessings right now to have gotten out of that family alive !!!!!

  27. 05 says – reply to this


    27

    Oh please! Like Pete is new to the Sell Out game!! Clearly hes been a part of it for quite some time, so he should fit in with that family just fine.

  28. rios says – reply to this


    28

    first

  29. Carl says – reply to this


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    Sad

  30. alley says – reply to this


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    joe simpson is ridiculous.

  31. lil k says – reply to this


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    AshWentzday…oh Perez, you are soooo clever. Love it.

  32. mee says – reply to this


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    haha gross

  33. hfgh says – reply to this


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    Pete, be careful!!

  34. Me_you_asshat says – reply to this


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    The chipmunk and Manface made a baby!?!

    Even money she'll replace Jenny McCarthy as the trailer trash with money spokesperson for autism….

  35. Good Luck says – reply to this


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    :)

  36. pup says – reply to this


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    wtf?

  37. aj says – reply to this


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    69th!!! hahahha

  38. JAIME says – reply to this


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    i love pete and Ashlee but i think that this is just the media trying to get a story.

  39. Jordan says – reply to this


    39

    Their whole family disgusts me… first?

  40. cambel says – reply to this


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    Wentz is a silly looking little hobbit isn't he?

  41. Kim says – reply to this


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    Re: Me_you_asshat
    Regardless of whether you like them or not, or whether she's really pregnant, it's not funny to joke about their kid having autism at all. You are truly an insensitive prick.

  42. ille says – reply to this


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    how…stupid?

  43. wtf says – reply to this


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    wtf?
    poor ashlee…

  44. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Those pics are SO worth $1million
    Honestly!
    Im so excited for them!!
    Fucking Joe, though, hes a monster

  45. {{[ itz hill/bill bitchez]}}{I LUV ♥ PEREZ}}♥} says – reply to this


    45

    [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[ lotzzz of money 2 / b made ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I'll take the guy zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzthat baby will b cute zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    [[[[[[[[[[[[ if it lookz☼☼]like him ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

  46. Missing Link says – reply to this


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    Is it just me, or does Pete look a little cromagnon? neanderthal? missing link?

  47. kelsey says – reply to this


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    this doesnt surprise me AT ALL.
    I love pete hate ashlee
    but my love of him is dying more and more when i see these posts.

  48. jake says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA "Asshee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly" ROFL

  49. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Poppa Joe must believe that Assless has no talent or he would not have to resort to begging paparazzi to promote his daughter's new album. Can't Pete talk Ass into getting a new manager that actually will promote her talent?

  50. kendra says – reply to this


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    to bad that baby will have her pre-op nose and chin.

  51. Court says – reply to this


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    Re: Lauren
    What talent?Re: Lauren

  52. anakaren says – reply to this


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    omg does anyone else feel sorry for the baby??

  53. Hmmm... says – reply to this


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    How about Papa Joe (if you can even call him a "father") go and gets a real fucking job, and quit whoring out his talentless daughter?! And what sane magazine editor would pay Papa Joe a fucking million dollars for pics of the presumptive unattractive spawn of AssWench?! They'll be lucky if they get $10,000. They aren't very interesting people. I don't know why people continue to pay attention or care about them.

  54. Julie says – reply to this


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    I can't believe that Pete would go for this, he has to much of a concious. Whoring out his soon to be wife and kid, pleeease.
    If this is the case I don't see this lasting. Pete is not that kind of guy. I like Ashlee but not if they go for this… Crazy Shit

  55. sarah says – reply to this


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    Perez, please post the vid of her on TRL today. I was just watching it and HAD to turn it off because this cackling bitch would not stop laughing between every word she said. She is SO fucking annoying! OMFG!!!!

  56. courtney says – reply to this


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    yeah POST THE TRL VIDEO
    SHE JUST LAUGHS AND AVOIDS ALL THE QUESTIONS
    SO UNREAL AND BORING, WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HER

  57. gina says – reply to this


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    Good God, what a nightmare. Which part you ask, ALL OF IT!!!!!! The way they will ever receive a million bucks is if they disappear and I will personally pay it!!!

  58. Pepper says – reply to this


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    I hope they use the money to wash that nasty looking hair both of them have!!!!!!!!!

  59. Aileen says – reply to this


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    Joe the man ho, Jess the mess and Ash the ass needs to go away. They really disturb me as a family. One sick family.

    If Ass is really preg I feel sorry for the baby.

    Aileen

  60. ashley/F.O.B suck they both need the publicity says – reply to this


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    ew those pictures arent worth two cents. they both suck. pete got out now before its too late….

  61. smorf says – reply to this


    61

    what about jessica's career?? she better get knocked up fast

  62. Kelly says – reply to this


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    Poor Petey! He could marry me instead!!

  63. WTF?! says – reply to this


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    What?! I thought she weren't pregnant… This has conspiracie written all over it.

  64. BeBe says – reply to this


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    Hmmm… Papa Simpson and Mama Spears - and you wonder why their families are so messed up!

  65. LM says – reply to this


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    She and her sister are talentless. The father is creepy too.

  66. Mandy says – reply to this


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    Re: Pepper
    Why because it's shiny? If you have nothing better to make fun of them for than that, just shut the fuck up.

  67. Catherine says – reply to this


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    How long do we give this marriage with papa joe getting involved???????

  68. me says – reply to this


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    WOAH!
    ashlee looks pretty bad in this picture.
    and pete looks quite chubby!
    POD PEOPLE!

  69. Pepper says – reply to this


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    Re: Mandy – Their hair is not shiny…it is greasy. not making fun of them just stating a fact.

  70. Shel says – reply to this


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    What a disgusting family. The marriage for sure will not last. Asslee is going to make sure she and her family will be taken care of for a least the 18 years of the babies life. Tony Romo you are next. Papa is out for blood I gues their are going broke.

  71. Bo says – reply to this


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    Simpsons are nasty leaches. It's going to be funny watching them go through divorce. They are going to rip gay ass Pete to pieces since papa went through a divorce before.

  72. Children Don't Equal Cash!!! says – reply to this


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    I AM SO BLOODY SICK OF CELEBRITIES GREED TO WHORE OUT THEIR CHILDREN FOR MORE CASH! TO PUT A PRICE ON A CHILD IS F'N SICK!!!

  73. Mandy says – reply to this


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    Re: Pepper

    Thats not grease, its shine spray and a flatiron. If it were grease, the strands of hair would be stuck together, which it's not.

  74. Mallory says – reply to this


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    I hate them all. I wish they would disappear. I don't give a shit about her illegitimate ugly baby.

  75. HILARIOUS! says – reply to this


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    Thanks Perez you are on it today thanks for the updates love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Pete is going to get stumped in the ground by this family-this is going to be a funny 2 years!

  76. kathys says – reply to this


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    one thing i don't understand - why did papa simpson make a big deal about jessica keeping her virginity until she got married and gave her a promise ring (which he also wore). why wasn't the same situation in place for ashley? another question - why don't fathers give their boys promise rings to stay virgin until they get married??????

  77. Sick of the Simpsons says – reply to this


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    Filthy greedy publicity whoring family everything they do papa try to scam money out of it.

  78. Shel says – reply to this


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    Another fucked up baby from a fucked up family. Papa got a new cash cow. I think the magazines should not pay papa anything. No way will I buy Asslee's cd or the magazine they put them in.

  79. tna says – reply to this


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    i won't buy the mag. but good luck pooper Joe

  80. jessica says – reply to this


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    Re: emily – so fucking true pete would have left her ass eventually but now that shes pregnant her popa wont allow that. mabye she knew pete might leave her and she got pregnant on purpose. that was a publicty move for her on her dads part he knows both his daughters careers are failing badly so they need the hype around them. don't get me wrong i support Pete as a business man and a artist. But relationship wise in one sense i'm glad that he is happy. But ask yourself this is he really happy with ashlee they got together so fast now they engaged andshes souppousdely pregnant and now popa joe whoring out an unborn baby for her publicity. thats a shame he would do that to make his daughter famous. i wished Pete would have realised eariler that this was about publicity and not get caught up with her. That was the most Perfect thing Ashlee could have done to try to revamp her career get with Pete because he's so hot musically, and business wise. i think she was using him till she got him to fall in love then you cant control what happens after that. But dispite that he seems happy and fell in love what could you do love is so fucking blind and people have to get caught up in shit till its too late and they realise it. No matter what i'll still support Pete i hope and wish him the best.

  81. chloe says – reply to this


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    Coincidence that her album is dropping in a week?

    And now there's all this baby stuff???

    I don't think so.

  82. Kaytee Stellar says – reply to this


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    So she really is pregnant. Well here's my thoughts. I'm happy for them but I give it a month before Pete has another sucide attempt. And then Ashley will probably disown the baby, and then Joe will have to take care of it.

  83. jes says – reply to this


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    I feel bad for pete he got caught up with her to fast. He wasn't thinking and was an emotional wreck. He was going out with alot of woman at the time that we allready stable career wise till he met Ashlee. Her career was going no where fast so why not get with Pete for more Publicity. Attention Whores get no where and they still have no tatlent. I feel bad for Pete because he's not like that she just using him for album sales. Now he has to suffer the outcome i would have figured Pete would have been left her. Pete isn't like her or her crazy family. they do anything thing for money and fame whore out a baby that probally she aint even pregnant. I say if shes not Pregnant Pete better run as fast as Nick did to get out of that crazy house.

  84. Rosanna says – reply to this


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    their baby is going to be the fugliest thing ever.

  85. ohbuddy says – reply to this


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    what he prolly said in reponse to being asked was not in a million years…………..

  86. margaret says – reply to this


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    I think papa joe should stop pimping his daughters. Tony get out while you can,
    before Jessica gets pregnant accidently. Joe they are not very talented girls,
    maybe having a baby would be her only talent. Girls get another manager,
    he's not that good. If he was you'd be successful entertainers.

  87. CEl says – reply to this


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    1. why would they deny this when everyone's going to know within months when she shows? duuuh 2. seriously pete's going to need luck with the in-laws! 3. those pictures are worth nothing, obvi no one cares, i wouldnt even pay for the magazine with the pictures in them? ha. they are no where near the status level of the other celebrities that got paid for the pictures.

  88. amber says – reply to this


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    the pix are definetely NOT worth a million bux !!! asslee aint even worth that much !!~! the baby will prolly be ugly neways

  89. cat says – reply to this


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    her nose, his eyebrows!! nice

  90. gina says – reply to this


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    perez, to answer your question "U guys think AshWentzday's baby pics are worth a cool mill????" HELL NO. the two of them suck. ashlee simpson and pete wentz (in my opinion) are failing artists. neither of them can write anything decent (if they even write their own shit) and neither of them are very good looking. they're kind of like a low-class couple on the d list. ew. in conclusion, i don't think that photos of their baby would be worth any more than my baby pictures… and mine are worth jack shit.

  91. Kate says – reply to this


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    Joe sounds like the worst version of a gold digger, Ashlee sounds like a tool, and Pete sounds…well…just plain dumb.

  92. Lizzie says – reply to this


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    UGH!! I am so over this baby bullshit! All the Simpsons blow! trying to get all this publicity for this album, which is probably not gonna sell for shit! I kinda feel sorry for Pete!

  93. Lorna says – reply to this


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    Re: gina

    Pete's written all FOBs songs.

  94. AMANDA says – reply to this


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    She is a joke honestly a no talent. I dont know anyone who even likes her. I feel bad for her…and pete haha that poor baby

  95. A. says – reply to this


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    Good grief, NOT AshWentzday. LOL. Wentzlee, or something. Don't confuse us any more than we already are.

    P.S. did you see that gargantuan rockmonster snarling on her finger? WHOA.

  96. A. says – reply to this


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    You have to admit, they may be short and stubby but they have pretty faces and Wentz is hung.

  97. Codependency is bad says – reply to this


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    I'll bid a dollar and a quarter for the whole thing - baby, wedding. Watch your back, Pete, and take care of your baby and bride - boundaries, man. Joe needs to get a real job and quit living off his children and grandchildren. Ever wonder why nobody takes the Simpson chicks seriously? Is it because their daddy's their manager? DUH.

  98. AMO says – reply to this


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    If Nicole Richie didn't get her cover then this one won't either. Nicole's more famous than the lip syncher.

  99. rae-lo says – reply to this


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    Re: Obsessed

    amen to that.

  100. Sim says – reply to this


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    Re: Obsessed – ROFL

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