Ca$hing In
Asslee Simpson's dadager, Poppa Joe, is already trying to whore out her unborn child!
That's what we love about him. He wastes NO time.
According to a magazine industry insider, Papa Simpson is asking for $1 million for an Ass cover story plus photos of the baby and an interview post pop.
Is Ass gonna get all that money and Joe gets his cut as manager??? Pete needs to get half!
U guys think AshWentzday's baby pics are worth a cool mill????
But, experts don't think they're worth all that!
One magazine editor is quoted as saying the pictures are worth "$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million. The timing is a little suspicious. Her album (Bittersweet World) is dropping next week, and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly." Ouch!
Money-hungry Joe is supposedly pimping out Ashlee's upcoming wedding as well. He's, of course, asking the mags to pony up stupid money for those pix, too!
Good luck dealing with the in-laws, Pete!
[Image via WENN.]
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they suck
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Lol!
YAY FIRST
eww she probs planned to get pregnant right when her album would come out for the much-needed publicity
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first? holllla :]
DUH! Of course they needed to do this! Welcome to hOllywood Bitches
Well atleast I think im first haha doubt it though
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FIRST BITCHES!
FIRST. ANNNND I DONT THINK SHES PREGNANT… she HAS TO DO A TOUR!!!
I (HEART) Perez!!!
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eww she probs planned to get pregnant right when the album was coming out to get some much-needed publicity.
fame whore
Poor guy, he's walking into a mess.
Hmm, I still don't care….
hahaaa… ahhh Perez, I love you!
… and so does the rest of Canada!!
FIRST!
congrat guys
So let me understand this… Pete and Ash are denying she's preggers BUT her daddy is trying to sell pics of the baby… Um ok. I think they need to get their stories straight…
haha…stupid.
SHE IS NOT PREGGERS.
How much you wanna bet she's not really pregnant and "loses" the baby some time in the near future. These people are scam artists - the Simpson family.
WHO FUCKING CARES.
I'm sure Nick Lachey is somewhere counting his blessings right now to have gotten out of that family alive !!!!!
Oh please! Like Pete is new to the Sell Out game!! Clearly hes been a part of it for quite some time, so he should fit in with that family just fine.
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Sad
joe simpson is ridiculous.
AshWentzday…oh Perez, you are soooo clever. Love it.
haha gross
Pete, be careful!!
The chipmunk and Manface made a baby!?!
Even money she'll replace Jenny McCarthy as the trailer trash with money spokesperson for autism….
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wtf?
69th!!! hahahha
i love pete and Ashlee but i think that this is just the media trying to get a story.
Their whole family disgusts me… first?
Wentz is a silly looking little hobbit isn't he?
Re: Me_you_asshat –
Regardless of whether you like them or not, or whether she's really pregnant, it's not funny to joke about their kid having autism at all. You are truly an insensitive prick.
how…stupid?
wtf?
poor ashlee…
Those pics are SO worth $1million
Honestly!
Im so excited for them!!
Fucking Joe, though, hes a monster
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Is it just me, or does Pete look a little cromagnon? neanderthal? missing link?
this doesnt surprise me AT ALL.
I love pete hate ashlee
but my love of him is dying more and more when i see these posts.
HAHAHAHA "Asshee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly" ROFL
Poppa Joe must believe that Assless has no talent or he would not have to resort to begging paparazzi to promote his daughter's new album. Can't Pete talk Ass into getting a new manager that actually will promote her talent?
to bad that baby will have her pre-op nose and chin.
Re: Lauren –
What talent?Re: Lauren –
omg does anyone else feel sorry for the baby??
How about Papa Joe (if you can even call him a "father") go and gets a real fucking job, and quit whoring out his talentless daughter?! And what sane magazine editor would pay Papa Joe a fucking million dollars for pics of the presumptive unattractive spawn of AssWench?! They'll be lucky if they get $10,000. They aren't very interesting people. I don't know why people continue to pay attention or care about them.
I can't believe that Pete would go for this, he has to much of a concious. Whoring out his soon to be wife and kid, pleeease.
If this is the case I don't see this lasting. Pete is not that kind of guy. I like Ashlee but not if they go for this… Crazy Shit
Perez, please post the vid of her on TRL today. I was just watching it and HAD to turn it off because this cackling bitch would not stop laughing between every word she said. She is SO fucking annoying! OMFG!!!!
yeah POST THE TRL VIDEO
SHE JUST LAUGHS AND AVOIDS ALL THE QUESTIONS
SO UNREAL AND BORING, WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HER
Good God, what a nightmare. Which part you ask, ALL OF IT!!!!!! The way they will ever receive a million bucks is if they disappear and I will personally pay it!!!
I hope they use the money to wash that nasty looking hair both of them have!!!!!!!!!
Joe the man ho, Jess the mess and Ash the ass needs to go away. They really disturb me as a family. One sick family.
If Ass is really preg I feel sorry for the baby.
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ew those pictures arent worth two cents. they both suck. pete got out now before its too late….
what about jessica's career?? she better get knocked up fast
Poor Petey! He could marry me instead!!
What?! I thought she weren't pregnant… This has conspiracie written all over it.
Hmmm… Papa Simpson and Mama Spears - and you wonder why their families are so messed up!
She and her sister are talentless. The father is creepy too.
Re: Pepper –
Why because it's shiny? If you have nothing better to make fun of them for than that, just shut the fuck up.
How long do we give this marriage with papa joe getting involved???????
WOAH!
ashlee looks pretty bad in this picture.
and pete looks quite chubby!
POD PEOPLE!
Re: Mandy – Their hair is not shiny…it is greasy. not making fun of them just stating a fact.
What a disgusting family. The marriage for sure will not last. Asslee is going to make sure she and her family will be taken care of for a least the 18 years of the babies life. Tony Romo you are next. Papa is out for blood I gues their are going broke.
Simpsons are nasty leaches. It's going to be funny watching them go through divorce. They are going to rip gay ass Pete to pieces since papa went through a divorce before.
I AM SO BLOODY SICK OF CELEBRITIES GREED TO WHORE OUT THEIR CHILDREN FOR MORE CASH! TO PUT A PRICE ON A CHILD IS F'N SICK!!!
Re: Pepper –
Thats not grease, its shine spray and a flatiron. If it were grease, the strands of hair would be stuck together, which it's not.
I hate them all. I wish they would disappear. I don't give a shit about her illegitimate ugly baby.
Thanks Perez you are on it today thanks for the updates love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pete is going to get stumped in the ground by this family-this is going to be a funny 2 years!
one thing i don't understand - why did papa simpson make a big deal about jessica keeping her virginity until she got married and gave her a promise ring (which he also wore). why wasn't the same situation in place for ashley? another question - why don't fathers give their boys promise rings to stay virgin until they get married??????
Filthy greedy publicity whoring family everything they do papa try to scam money out of it.
Another fucked up baby from a fucked up family. Papa got a new cash cow. I think the magazines should not pay papa anything. No way will I buy Asslee's cd or the magazine they put them in.
i won't buy the mag. but good luck pooper Joe
Re: emily – so fucking true pete would have left her ass eventually but now that shes pregnant her popa wont allow that. mabye she knew pete might leave her and she got pregnant on purpose. that was a publicty move for her on her dads part he knows both his daughters careers are failing badly so they need the hype around them. don't get me wrong i support Pete as a business man and a artist. But relationship wise in one sense i'm glad that he is happy. But ask yourself this is he really happy with ashlee they got together so fast now they engaged andshes souppousdely pregnant and now popa joe whoring out an unborn baby for her publicity. thats a shame he would do that to make his daughter famous. i wished Pete would have realised eariler that this was about publicity and not get caught up with her. That was the most Perfect thing Ashlee could have done to try to revamp her career get with Pete because he's so hot musically, and business wise. i think she was using him till she got him to fall in love then you cant control what happens after that. But dispite that he seems happy and fell in love what could you do love is so fucking blind and people have to get caught up in shit till its too late and they realise it. No matter what i'll still support Pete i hope and wish him the best.
Coincidence that her album is dropping in a week?
And now there's all this baby stuff???
I don't think so.
So she really is pregnant. Well here's my thoughts. I'm happy for them but I give it a month before Pete has another sucide attempt. And then Ashley will probably disown the baby, and then Joe will have to take care of it.
I feel bad for pete he got caught up with her to fast. He wasn't thinking and was an emotional wreck. He was going out with alot of woman at the time that we allready stable career wise till he met Ashlee. Her career was going no where fast so why not get with Pete for more Publicity. Attention Whores get no where and they still have no tatlent. I feel bad for Pete because he's not like that she just using him for album sales. Now he has to suffer the outcome i would have figured Pete would have been left her. Pete isn't like her or her crazy family. they do anything thing for money and fame whore out a baby that probally she aint even pregnant. I say if shes not Pregnant Pete better run as fast as Nick did to get out of that crazy house.
their baby is going to be the fugliest thing ever.
what he prolly said in reponse to being asked was not in a million years…………..
I think papa joe should stop pimping his daughters. Tony get out while you can,
before Jessica gets pregnant accidently. Joe they are not very talented girls,
maybe having a baby would be her only talent. Girls get another manager,
he's not that good. If he was you'd be successful entertainers.
1. why would they deny this when everyone's going to know within months when she shows? duuuh 2. seriously pete's going to need luck with the in-laws! 3. those pictures are worth nothing, obvi no one cares, i wouldnt even pay for the magazine with the pictures in them? ha. they are no where near the status level of the other celebrities that got paid for the pictures.
the pix are definetely NOT worth a million bux !!! asslee aint even worth that much !!~! the baby will prolly be ugly neways
her nose, his eyebrows!! nice
perez, to answer your question "U guys think AshWentzday's baby pics are worth a cool mill????" HELL NO. the two of them suck. ashlee simpson and pete wentz (in my opinion) are failing artists. neither of them can write anything decent (if they even write their own shit) and neither of them are very good looking. they're kind of like a low-class couple on the d list. ew. in conclusion, i don't think that photos of their baby would be worth any more than my baby pictures… and mine are worth jack shit.
Joe sounds like the worst version of a gold digger, Ashlee sounds like a tool, and Pete sounds…well…just plain dumb.
UGH!! I am so over this baby bullshit! All the Simpsons blow! trying to get all this publicity for this album, which is probably not gonna sell for shit! I kinda feel sorry for Pete!
Re: gina –
Pete's written all FOBs songs.
She is a joke honestly a no talent. I dont know anyone who even likes her. I feel bad for her…and pete haha that poor baby
Good grief, NOT AshWentzday. LOL. Wentzlee, or something. Don't confuse us any more than we already are.
P.S. did you see that gargantuan rockmonster snarling on her finger? WHOA.
You have to admit, they may be short and stubby but they have pretty faces and Wentz is hung.
I'll bid a dollar and a quarter for the whole thing - baby, wedding. Watch your back, Pete, and take care of your baby and bride - boundaries, man. Joe needs to get a real job and quit living off his children and grandchildren. Ever wonder why nobody takes the Simpson chicks seriously? Is it because their daddy's their manager? DUH.
If Nicole Richie didn't get her cover then this one won't either. Nicole's more famous than the lip syncher.
Re: Obsessed –
amen to that.
Re: Obsessed – ROFL