Fill In The Blank
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Olsen Twins > Fill In The BlankMKO at the New Yorkers For Children event in NYC on Wednesday night.

Mary-Kate Olsen wore this outfit because __________.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 17, 2008 at 12:01 am


…because the rug was the only thing clean at the time.
because its weird..so it MUST be fashionable!
because she can
she loves missoni
she got dressed in the dark.
but at least she's somewhat unique.
She just binge ate an entire bag of cookies and has a huge food belly.
SHE SMOKES POTTTTTTTTTT
she wanted someone to set her on fire. cause that outfit NEEDS to be burned.
…"because she can"
people are always dogging on the twins weight……figured she'd wear something else to distract them with
it worked
BECAUSE SHE'S WHITE TRASH WITH A BILLION DOLLARS
She wanted to look like Barney's wife for the kids. WTF that is so weird and ugly. The addition of the headband is official proof that she is crazy.
wtf????????
Cause she wanted to get physical
who gives a fuck
…she is trying to show us how NOT to be fashionable.
She irks me.
first!
first? omg… and wtf…
because shes sooo flyyyy she can pull it off tell me she doesnt look confident and chic!
cause she mary kate and can… botch!
She's trying wayy to hard to be hippie/indie ..
she's fucking nuts.
BECAUSE SHE IS ON CRACK
SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE THE "GRINCH"………WITH A BILLION DOLLARS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
…Because she's accepted Xenu into her life.
bc she and her sister insist on making themselves look fugly for some unknown reason…they are so overtly anti their hotness it's actually really weird
because its fuckin cuteee!
Ummmm…she's high?
Because she is a troll who likes to wear dead animal. Hence, she has no fashion sense
first? and omg wtf! what was she thinking?
She wants to make the children feel better by looking like a clown.
Love her, she just don't care.
because she's BLIND
She wore that outfit because she is avant garde in her fashion taste. She's fabulous.
alien… is so in.
Cindy-Lou Hoo
Beacuse looking dead and ugly is the new black
shes pregnant??
she is a wild bitch, who does what the fuck she wants.
because she fucking can and she knows it, dont be jealous dears!
Because ……SHE JUST GOT A LOBOTOMY…..and her RAT SERVICED !!!
Re: rach – HA HA THOUGHT YOU WERE FIRST LMAO……LOL…..LOL…..LOL……LOL……
She was obviously blacked out.
BECAUSE SHE CAN CAN CAN
wtf is on he head?!
she's an alien.
She forgot to refill her prescription
..she's on her way back to Xanu and Tommy likes 'em fashion…less.
…because it's the only way she can get publicity these days. What does she actually do?
she has no fashion sense?
she was on crack!
she robbed a hippie at gunpoint!
an excuse for new curtains
she was dropped on her head as a child
What the FUCK is on her head?
…because she is high on coke and when she looked at herself in the mirror, she actually thought she looked good!
What a joke! MKO, you suck.
Because she has all that money, yet dresses like SHIT
because she was just so excited for the next star trek movie, she had to dress like a romulan woman and sport the jordie laforge hairband-as-facial-accessory look!
because she wanted to look stupider than she really is… i know its not making much sense, so what i mean is that she is stupid and she wanted to proove it by wearing a sweat band and long drapes cuz she is an anorexic freak. GET HELP
She is channelling her inner recluse cat lady look…
to hide her bony self
…because she fucking can
First!!!!!!!
shes amazing.
Because she's avant garde in her fashion taste. She's got style and is brave enough to wear it proudly. How can you hate on someone for wearing something that challenges the norm. She is f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s!
she wants to bring back the latoya jackson rolly-headband-thing?
because dorothy zbornak from the golden girls gave it to her and she felt obligated?
…she lost a bet.
because she is perfect..
and has all things that are good.
…because she lost a bet.
BECAUSE SHE ROCKS
because as she was watching olivia newton john's "physical video" and "welcome back kotter" on the split screen, her tv overheated, exploded, and threw up all over her.
SHE CAN! could u?
not eating is making her delirious!
oh yeah and FIRST!
marc jacobs headband
The outfit looks very shag carpet era…..
she thinks its Halloween!
because she's paying homage to Mrs Roper?
She is ugly drugged-out, unfashionable skank.
becase she wants to be one of the Von Trapp children
The airline lost her luggage on a trip to visit Oprah and she had to borrow an outfit.
Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!! That's funny!!!!
It looks vintage (Halston?) and fabulously expensive… the only problem is that she's not six feet tall. Those Olsens should really use a tailor to make their highbrow fashions miniscule to fit them… everything is always too long on them. God knows they can afford it!
wtf is on your head…please stop trying so hard to be crazy and weird and ugly…just embrace your beauty and be classy…it's not that hard with all that money btw
because she won't spring for the full length mirrors
To cover the tracks on her arms and legs.
she's and evil serial killer, she killed her grandma and as a trophy, she's wearing her clothes!! mwa hahhaahahaha.
she fell into Khloe Kadasharans closet.
she's debuting a new, UGLY crochet / knitted inspired line of clothing, for old ass-face grannies like herself
because she's a fucking idiot.
… because she is trying to kill me. Seriously. The chick has a gazillion dollars and THAT's how she decides to look? OMG, she should be forced to give me her money.
She's LOCA!!
because she tought she was going colorblind
SHES BEEN IN THE MONKEY HOUSE TO LONG!
…because she's the hailed queen princess of freakdom!
shes fabulous
because she is ridiculously fabulous in that she simply doesn't give a shit what people think. at least she doesn't follow trends and try to make them last longer than they should i.e. lindsay and her tights/leggings obsession!
the spaceship is coming, and pasting a cat tale on her head makes is easier to intercept messages from the mothership…whoa.
jesus christ. even worse than the fact that she's wearing that piece of shit, i want to know what moron made it!!
Stevie Wonder is her new stylist?