Teen Bitch

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Ashley Tisdale can't stay in high school forever.

The Disney star is in negotiations to star in the remake of the 1989 cult classic Teen Witch.

We're actually excited about this!! And, we think Ashley is a great choice. Shock, we know.

The Tiz would play an unpopular high school teen who learns she's a descendant from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. The movie was a fantasy musical.

Dayum girl, you love those musicals!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ash is also executive-producing an untitled mall-set show based on her life for Disney Channel. Disney declined comment on the project, but it is understood that the Mouse house approached Tisdale after execs read a newspaper article in which the actress talked of her misadventures before finding a career with High School Musical.

Savvy move, Tiz! Going to the money side of the biz!

Now, don't fuck up Teen Witch!

P.S. They HAVE to bring Zelda back.

Must. Must. Must!

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    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 10:00 am / Email this  »

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    1. alysha says – reply to this


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      frst

    2. Mel says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTT!!!!

    3. sexyndacity says – reply to this


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      Those kids are too damn old to be in a highschool musical. She is like 2 yrs older than me. I think she is 23 and the black girl on the show is fucking 27. They look real good for their ages though.

    4. REZN8 says – reply to this


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      NOOO! Don't remake Teen Witch! Don't Try to TOP THAT!

    5. bob says – reply to this


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      the woman who played zelda died years ago

    6. angel says – reply to this


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      oh shit, teen witch was awesome. i hope they keep the awful "i'm hot and you're not" song. and yes, zelda!

    7. j says – reply to this


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      say what?

    8. shelby GT500 says – reply to this


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      Top that, top that…..cause I really dont give a —- about that, top that!

    9. Hello Kitty says – reply to this


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      I hope she does not fuck it up too, but I'm still not going to watch HSM !

    10. Jack Handy says – reply to this


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      Man, that nose job is B-A-D. Should have made a l'il visit to Asslee's surgeon.

    11. amyyy says – reply to this


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      firstttttttt:D

    12. ILOVEDThatMovie!!!! says – reply to this


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      I LOVED that frikin movie! They never show it anymore - I'm gonna have to try to get it on DVD.

      TOP THAT!
      TOP THAT!
      I DONT REALLY GIVE A-
      ABOUT TRYIN TO TOP THAT!!!!!
      LMAO :0)

    13. strawberry says – reply to this


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      Who is she?

    14. JV says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES!

    15. diggity says – reply to this


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      they better include top that or not do it at all

    16. JV says – reply to this


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      HAHAHA

    17. TOOFunny says – reply to this


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      [re=1966309]Re: sexyndacity[/re
      Really good for their "ages"? Laugh-my-frikin-ass-off. How old are you, 12? Since when did 23 and 27 become old? ROTFL - that is too cute.

    18. diggity says – reply to this


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      They should let Blake Livley (from Gossip Girl) play Louise. It was her sister in the original.

    19. malliety says – reply to this


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      I heart teenwitch!!!!!!!!!!!

    20. Olivias Mom says – reply to this


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      I have an 11 yr old girl so I've seen this movie & been to the ice show & the concerts in 2 states & I like her the best. She's adorable. You go girl

    21. Keko says – reply to this


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      BLARGH. thats all I have to say about that.

    22. diggity says – reply to this


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      and Zelda is not dead

    23. Sejal M says – reply to this


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      OMG, LOVED Teen Witch! i thin kthat I have seenit 100 times on teh old VHS copy I have. Please dont mess this remake up!!!!!

    24. Shireen says – reply to this


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      Holy shit Zelda Rubenstein is still alive?

      And I don't remember Teen Witch being a musical..

    25. danielle says – reply to this


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      That movie is one of favorite. She can not fuck it up. Also, she needs red hair! Yes bring back Zelda. Is she still alive?

    26. rpop says – reply to this


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      Re: bob
      She's still alive. But hopefully won't take part in this massacre of a an 80s camp classic.

    27. REZN8 says – reply to this


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      Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
      Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your noone's face
      I wish that you would take a look and really stop that
      Top that, stop that
      I don't really give a about tryin to top that
      Top that, stop that
      I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that
      Whats this, stop that
      What gives, stop that
      I don't really give a about tryin to top that
      top that, big deal
      top that, unreal
      you can try until youre blue
      i will make a fool of you
      TOP THAT

    28. Leeeeesa says – reply to this


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      NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I'm so sad now. This is blasphemy. I can quote this whole movie and this skank is going to ruin it for me now. Why the constant need for remakes?

    29. red_diablo says – reply to this


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      i dont give a rats ass about her lol

    30. LaDonna says – reply to this


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      Dear Perez,
      I'd have to say i used to hate you…not because you were GAY..i love me some gay's..but because you were soo mean to my dear Brit Brit…but since you've laid of of her..u have kinda grown on me!!
      xoxo
      -Ld

    31. rpop says – reply to this


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      Real Teen Witch fans know Zelda was the actress. Madame Serena was the character she played. Both kick ass.

    32. sara says – reply to this


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      nooo… no one can remake this fabulous movie.

    33. Jenn says – reply to this


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      "I'm gonna be the most popular giiiiiiiirl!!!!"….I looooove that fucking movie!! I thought this website was full of 15 year olds but all the throw back lyrics is def. showing everyone's age.

    34. ali j says – reply to this


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      Zelda is still alive?! IMDB says she is…wow. And by the way, 23 and 27

    35. JD says – reply to this


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      Don't you dare! Omni Suminaro…Suminaro..Wa-waan!!!!

    36. Britt says – reply to this


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      Just some trivia- But the Coach from High School Musical (Zac Efron's character's dad) is married to the original teen witch actress.

    37. diggity says – reply to this


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      Re: rpop

      lame

    38. ali j says – reply to this


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      Zelda is still alive?! IMDB says she is…wow. And by the way, 23 and 27 IS NOT OLD…they look good for their ages…are you serious. 80 is old. 90 is old. You don't say 'they look good for their ages' about someone in their 20s.

    39. kitty says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I absolutely love Teen Witch!!! I really hope they dont remake it!! It is a classic! :)

    40. THE REAL TEEN BICH says – reply to this


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      BEST-MOVIE-EVER.
      "I WANNA BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL"………….

    41. Drew Barrymore says – reply to this


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      Oh I loved that movie when I was a kid!!!! I used to watch it over and over and over…..Finest Hour! I love when she made the voodoo doll of her teacher and then her mom put it in the washing machine and the teacher walked through the car wash….he looked like such a dork!

    42. Andi says – reply to this


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      I hope they recreate "Top That" for the new movie!

    43. kitty says – reply to this


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      yep… zelda is still with us… just checked imdb….. she is 75 and still kicking! :)

    44. enGAYge.com says – reply to this


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      Whatever!

    45. DMAN says – reply to this


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      JAP
      JAP
      JAP
      JAP
      OI VEY

    46. HUH?? says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOSH, THEY'RE GONNA RUIN ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES I GREW UP WITH, NOOOOOOOOOOO. I HATE ASSSLEY BITCHDALE SO MUCH. LEAVE IT ALONE.

    47. Michelle Zotman says – reply to this


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      I thought you would have a heart attack over this news!!! LOL I warn you now I am not going to see this with you in the theaters

    48. kelly says – reply to this


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      teen witch. idiot.

    49. ak1219 says – reply to this


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      Re: REZN8 – I was just going to say that!!! hahaha

    50. claudia says – reply to this


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      the girl in the 1st make was blake lively's sister, robyn!!

    51. Aubrey says – reply to this


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      I lived on this movie growing up! Please don't try an TOP THAT! They'll fuck it up and rename Louise Amber or something, and leave out the amazing sunflower strip tease!

      If only we could make hot men out of frogs!

    52. Amanda says – reply to this


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      I have NOOOO idea that other people knew about this movie. I thought i was on my own as far as it being one of my favorites from my childhood. I have the VHS in my movie collection, you bet your ass i'm breaking it out and watching it.

      I WISHED THEY'D LEAVE IT ALONE!!!!!!!! That movie was great …they are going to fuck it up.

    53. Rose says – reply to this


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      She has the nose for it!

    54. HUH?? says – reply to this


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      she's got JOO JOO EYES
      JOO JOO EYES
      JOO JOO EYES
      JOO JOO EYES

    55. Stacey says – reply to this


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      I think Blake Lively should get the lead in this. I mean, her older sister was the original Teen Witch.

    56. Liz says – reply to this


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      Perez…this news TOTALLY just made my LIFE! :) They should really have Brooke Lively play Teen Witch though, as her sister DID originate the part…
      but I'm sure the Tis will be great. I hope it's as bad as the first!

    57. rebecca says – reply to this


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      love that movie! so excited!

    58. FUCK OFF says – reply to this


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      AT LEAST SHE LOOKS BETTER THAN MILEY CYRUS……

    59. jesssssss says – reply to this


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      WTF!!! LEAVE TEEN WITCH ALONE!!!!!!!!!1

      I love that movie *cries*

    60. mrsbundy says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!!!!!!! Teen Witch is my favorite movie EVER!!!!!!! i was actually wondering if they were gunna remake it. please don't fuck it up dood.

      TOP THAT!!!!! >.

    61. Kathleen says – reply to this


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      omg! i cant wait!!! i wanna seee it!!! and im not a super huge Tiz fan but i totaly agree with perez!

    62. Babygirl says – reply to this


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      Okay, so if Ashley is going to play the girl in Teen Witch….I wonder who is going to play the HOT GUY named BRAD that was in that movie. I'd watch that movie over and over again just to see him….. : ) But that was YEARS AGO!

    63. Bluh... says – reply to this


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      Funny though because my middle name is SALEM.

    64. tiffiesaysrelax says – reply to this


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      It would have been sooo awesome if Blake Lively played her…since her sister was the original teen witch Robyn Lively…plus Ashley Jizdale needs to go away

    65. tiffiesaysrelax says – reply to this


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      It would be so awesome if Blake Lively got the role since her sister was the original teen witch, Robyn Lively…plus Ashley Jizdale needs to go away fast!

    66. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      NOOO!!! She can't be in the remake of that movie! It's a classic and shouldn't be touched!

    67. nola c. salazar says – reply to this


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      nooooooooo……… i love teen witch. i is one of my favorite movies, and i have been watching it since i was like 7 yrs. old. don't go messing it up. i agree with you perez!

    68. jennifer says – reply to this


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      I loved the little brother in the movie……..your a dog, a dog, a dog

    69. njgirl says – reply to this


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      I'm king, and they know it
      When i snap my fingers everybody says show it
      I'm hot
      and your not
      But if you wanna hang with me I'll give it one shot
      Top that, top that
      You can give all that you can, but you will never top that!
      You can dream until you're blue but you can never top that
      huh huh
      I'm hot
      and your not
      But if you wanna hang with me I'll give it one shot
      Top that, top that
      You can do all that you can but you'll never top that, top that

      Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
      Such a waste of pretty face but hanging in your noone's face
      I wish that you would take a look and really stop that
      Top that, stop that
      I don't really give a about tryin to top that
      Top that, stop that
      I wish you finally take a real look and really stop that
      Whats this, stop that
      What gives, stop that
      I don't really give a about tryin to top that
      top that, big deal
      top that, unreal
      you can try until youre blue
      i will make a fool of you
      TOP THAT

    70. ady says – reply to this


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      DONT FUCK WITH TEEN WITCH!!!!!!!!!!

    71. will says – reply to this


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      they better put the song/rap "Top That" in this movie too.. by far the best moment in teen which..

      "I'm hot, and your not, so if you wanna get with me, I'll give you one shot! Top That""

    72. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Awww, I saw Zelda and got all excited. I thought for some random reason you were talking about the video game. :(

      Asslee is ugly and im sick of seeing her ugly face on the tv. DIE BITCH!

    73. Jenny says – reply to this


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      I LOVE teen witch. I don't think she could do it justice. Don't mess with perfection

    74. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Top that!

    75. Em says – reply to this


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      I really hate her nosejob! It looks so bad!!!

    76. Lindseyyyy says – reply to this


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      Hell yes! It better be good, I just bought the old one on DVD because our VHS shit the bed. TOP THAT!

    77. dramaqueen82 says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOOOOOOO.

      That sounds horrible. that teenage witch crap went out with the 90's.

    78. sara says – reply to this


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      YES!! I LOVE this movie!!!!!!

    79. Heather says – reply to this


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      WOW I loved Teen Witch as a kid….OMG please don't remake it….it wouldn't be the same!

    80. Amanda says – reply to this


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      NOOOOOOO..she is not even close to being petty enough!!!!!!! ..Frankly, I find her ugly!

    81. Faye says – reply to this


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      This upsets me greatly. I do not like her. I cannot tell if she looked more odd with her original nose or with this new one. I hope she does not ruin my favorite childhood movie.

    82. JCbell says – reply to this


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      Re: REZN8
      Top that…stop that…I don't really give * about trying to top that…supersonic idiotic disconnected not respected…I don't really give a * about trying to top that…stop that…LOL

    83. Jill says – reply to this


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      Next Ashley will star in the remake of "Nice Girls Don't Explode" and Lindsay Lohan will jump start her career with a remake of "Legend of Billie Jean."

    84. sexyndacity says – reply to this


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      Re: TOOFunny – I didn't say they were OLD. If you could read you would've read that I said they were too damn old to be in HighSchool musical. They should have kids 18 and younger play these kids. I'm pretty sure they want to do other projects made for young adults their ages. I'm 21. Smarty pants!!

    85. Cassidy says – reply to this


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      AHHHH TEEN WITCH!!!!!! I LOVE this movie!!! So utterly fabulous in its cheesiness.

      "I'm gonna be the most pop-u-lar girr-rrrllll!!!"

      Do it justice, Tizzy.

    86. HSM Hater says – reply to this


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      This chick is like 24, going on 25! Why can't we cast actual "teens" to star in "teen" and "pre-teen" films. I happen to know for a fact that she still has her mommy at almost all of her filmings, and I just think she should grow up. Forget Disney Bitch!! That nose job is NOT going to take the years off of ya! All members of the High School Musical cast are just overrated, obnoxious, spoiled Disney brats. High five on the nude pics Vanessa! You look like a boy!

    87. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO says – reply to this


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      i hope that shit bombs. the original is so awesome in it's geeky glory!

    88. sexyndacity says – reply to this


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      Re: HSM Hater – Thank You someone that has some sense in here.

    89. Gemsie says – reply to this


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      OMG - I love that film. When i was younger the guy at the video shop let my mum buy it from him cos i had it every week!! I lost it and have only just got my hands on a DVD copy from Ebay. I even bought a Multi region DVD player so i could play it!
      And they have to bring Zelda back! I saw her in a film last night "Southland Tales" i think!
      Absolute crackin film! Never mind a remake - just re-release the original, esp in the UK!!!!!!!!!!!

    90. Gemsie says – reply to this


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      ha ha - When i said crackin film - i of course meant TeenWitch and not Southland Tales! I have no idea what that bloody film is about!! lol

    91. Kris says – reply to this


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      I LOVED Teen Witch, it was one of my favorite movies when I was my stepdaughters age. (13) Can't wait to share it with her!!

    92. suze says – reply to this


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      OMG!! I loved that movie when i was little and still do.

    93. NOOO!!!!! says – reply to this


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      WHYYYYYYYY!!!!!! thats my fav movie it was shot at my high school why her why don't do it plz then i have to hate the movie for life plz dont re-do it everyone don't see this movie when it comes out plz don't waste ur $ buy the old one you will see Herbert Hoover High School in Glendale, CA the best ever the first hoover high school and the only school to be named after a current prez that was surving at the time go tornadoes purple and white!!!!!!

    94. Jennifer says – reply to this


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      Re: diggity – I agree! I saw that too and thought how cool it would be.

    95. fabby says – reply to this


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      I loved the Movie Teen Witch..LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT.. however "Zelda" is no longer with us Perez….. and it wasn't a musical… but i could see that working.

    96. Jen says – reply to this


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      I LOVE teen Witch! Don't mess with such a great classic!!! Robin Livley kicked ass!! WHO?!!?!!

    97. Tandy says – reply to this


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      HOLY SHIT! I FUCKING LOVE TEEN WITCH! I even own a bootleg copy!

      Top that!

    98. Meems says – reply to this


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      OMG! I love Teen Witch… I hope they DON'T remake it! If they do, I hope she and her ugly nose aren't gonna be in it!!!

    99. jlo says – reply to this


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      i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooove teen witch. however i really dont think ashley could do a good job. sorry ash! stick to high school..

    100. rebecca says – reply to this


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      yay! ashley is the best! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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