Teen Bitch

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Ashley Tisdale can't stay in high school forever.

The Disney star is in negotiations to star in the remake of the 1989 cult classic Teen Witch.

We're actually excited about this!! And, we think Ashley is a great choice. Shock, we know.

The Tiz would play an unpopular high school teen who learns she's a descendant from the witches of Salem and has inherited their powers. The movie was a fantasy musical.

Dayum girl, you love those musicals!

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Ash is also executive-producing an untitled mall-set show based on her life for Disney Channel. Disney declined comment on the project, but it is understood that the Mouse house approached Tisdale after execs read a newspaper article in which the actress talked of her misadventures before finding a career with High School Musical.

Savvy move, Tiz! Going to the money side of the biz!

Now, don't fuck up Teen Witch!

P.S. They HAVE to bring Zelda back.

Must. Must. Must!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 10:00 am / Email this  »

    161 comments to “Teen Bitch”

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    1. Callender Girl says – reply to this


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      I would have wanted Blake Lively to play the lead in the remake of "Teen Witch" since her older sister, Robin, was the original lead…would have been interesting.

    2. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


      102

      Isn't this the girl from FIDDLER ON THE ROOF… "ad diddi diddy do"

    3. JohnnyDo says – reply to this


      103

      Sorry Perez… I know most of your readers are unculturalized, but at least you will get a kick out that! HA HA

    4. bexter says – reply to this


      104

      Re: diggity
      i was thinking the same thang about blake…tiz would ruin the movie….dont let her happen to a good movie!

    5. toy says – reply to this


      105

      Do they have to remake every crap movie from the 80s that we love?? They are only going to PC it up like they do all the films these days. And mad that somone posted the whole lyrics to "Top That"! LOL

    6. ManaPonj says – reply to this


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      Stop that! I don't really give a.. about tryin to top that!

      Teen Witch is my fave 80s movie by faaaaaaar. I pray they don't remake it. Especially with AT

    7. so excited says – reply to this


      107

      i love this movie!!! i'm so psyhed they're remaking it!

    8. Alfredo says – reply to this


      108

      Ashley Tisdale is FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and so r u perez!

    9. missliss says – reply to this


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      God I really hope they don't remake it especially with her. She just isn't pretty enough, I'm sorry, Robyn Lively was and still is stunning and tisdale looks like a million big nosed girls I went to high school with. But if they must remake it, they should bring Dan Gauthier (Brad) in to play a teacher or the dad or something. That man is even hotter now!

    10. jessica says – reply to this


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      Teen witch is one of my fave movies ever. Tis is going to have a hard time topping it.

      TOP THAT!

    11. Flash says – reply to this


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      Top That! Stop That! I don't give a f**k about trying to stop that! Top That!

    12. josh says – reply to this


      112

      ok they better be including a remake of the top that scene! that's my all-time favorite!

    13. alwaysclassy says – reply to this


      113

      omg fuck NOOOOOOOOO!!!! My FAVORITE childhood movie (and still a favorite)!!!! I have the DVD, of course. This ugly bitch Ashley CANNOT play the part of Louise.. she is nowhere near as gorgeous as Robyn was!!! Seriously WTF??? I would be okay with a remake only if they DIDN'T CAST THIS STUPID BITCH and casted Robyn's sister or someone similar. Also they would have to have Zelda in it and BETTER NOT CAST ZAC EFRON OR SOME OTHER FAG AS BRAD. The remake would have to have the same quirkiness as the original or it would just SUCK… if they make it with teens walking around with cell phones I'll puke.
      Time to go break out the dvd..
      "A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong!"
      LOL! Love me some Teen Witch.

    14. Joyce says – reply to this


      114

      OMG that's so awesome!!! They have to keep the same music though!!!!

    15. Steph says – reply to this


      115

      This breaks my heart. You CANNOT remake Teen Witch! BEST MOVIE EVER!

    16. df says – reply to this


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      NOOOOO! THEY ARE GONNA FUCK UP TEEN WITCH!!! THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHEESE MOVIES EVER!… "I…..LIKE….BOYS!!!!!"

    17. whitney says – reply to this


      117

      I LOOOOVE TEEN WITCH! Now who is gonna be Brad?

    18. Emmaloo says – reply to this


      118

      I LOVED THIS MOVIE!!! I don't want this dumb bitch playing her!!

    19. JeN says – reply to this


      119

      She'll fuck it up! Shana would never offer Tiz her tour jacket…

    20. mallory says – reply to this


      120

      Wow!

    21. kelli says – reply to this


      121

      omg omg omg omg omg … I AM OBSESSED WITH TEEN WITCH! totally just got the DVD for my birthday. it has been the love of my life since i was in 3rd grade. im ecstatic!

    22. Cassandra says – reply to this


      122

      I loved the original.
      who will be leading man?

    23. daisy says – reply to this


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      Don't fuck it up tisdale!! I love Teen Witch!! Top that!

    24. Vane!!! says – reply to this


      124

      I LOVE ASHLEY TISDALE!!!
      ASHLEY ROCKSS!!!!!
      4 EVERR!!!1 :)

    25. A dog, a dog, A DOG! says – reply to this


      125

      Nothing can top the original. BUT if it's going to be made, they have to keep all of the songs AND find a creepy kid actor to play the brother…his lines are the BEST.

      Also, they need the fashion montage of when Louise turns "cool". Oh god, those OUTFITS. I need to pull out the old VHS right now!

    26. Erin says – reply to this


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      Top that, stop that, I don't really give a about trying to top that! I love that movie!!!!

    27. jenn says – reply to this


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      no she can't play that role it will ruin it! infact any remake will ruin it! they are going to make it modern what made that movie fun was the music the cheezy 80s beats they cant modernize it and i hate the tiz man!

    28. Strawberries says – reply to this


      128

      As long as a sexy closet gay plays Brad, then I'm happy! But the remake will NEVER be as musically satisfying at the Cult Classic! Latin Freestyle will most likely not be included.

    29. shayma says – reply to this


      129

      her and corbin bleu need to get lost b/c no one liked them in the first place on the real they are like 20 something years old isn't there a age limit over at Disney?

    30. Dany Tisdale says – reply to this


      130

      ASH IS THE BEST!!!
      I LOVE ASH!!!
      PEREZ HILTON IS A COMPLETE STUPID!!!
      IS GAY!!!

    31. tommy says – reply to this


      131

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    32. Charli H says – reply to this


      132

      So long as they play 'I like Boys' and 'Most Popular Girl'…I'm totally excited for this…Who's going to play Brad ?

    33. I heart zelda says – reply to this


      133

      Zelda is the shit …. never gonna be … never gonna be.

    34. Lexx says – reply to this


      134

      I love that movie!
      Yea! I'm so psyched!

    35. Beatrix says – reply to this


      135

      Ugh… this isn't about Ashley but I wish they stopped remaking movies for no reason…

    36. Jaime Lynn says – reply to this


      136

      Teen Witch was the Best !!
      They should not remake it
      Cause I'm Hot and yur not … Top that !!

    37. ashley says – reply to this


      137

      CAUSE I'M GONNA BE THE MOST POPULAR GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRL!

    38. Ada says – reply to this


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      Ashley, you can try until you're blue, Teen Witch will make a fool of you. Top that!

    39. Kelsey says – reply to this


      139

      never gonna be the same again!
      never gonna be the same again!
      she can't pull it off..robyn lively is AMAZING and if they were gonna have anyone they should have here sister Blake Lively!!!!!!!( S from Gossip)

    40. lexxy says – reply to this


      140

      omg i love the movie teen witch!!! i don't think a remake would be that good though

    41. nowitch says – reply to this


      141

      damn girl go git that shnozze chopped off some more.

    42. Casem says – reply to this


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      FUCK NO!! Pick someone who can actually act please!!! I'd rather see Lohan do it then her. Do not screw this movie up cause I use to love it. I hate those damn high school musical kids, they ruin everything. Act you own age why don't you.

    43. Rosa says – reply to this


      143

      I hope they re-do the rap that her friend does!
      TOP THAT

    44. Steph says – reply to this


      144

      NO!!! Teen Witch is one of my all time favs! It's on my DVR right now! Keep the Tiz away and I'm totally against a remake! Ok…I'd support a remake if they kept the 80s look!

    45. brittany says – reply to this


      145

      No trick the "black"girl is no some freakin 27..get ya facts straight and she still is doin a great job

    46. Hannah from UK :] says – reply to this


      146

      I love perez!!!!!!!

      Stop saying first!!!!!

    47. Jordan says – reply to this


      147

      OH Teen Witch….That is up there with "Purple Rain" and YES I have BOTH on DVD. TOP THAT!

    48. Anne Franker says – reply to this


      148

      Ok now Teen Witch was one of my favorite movies that I grew up on along with the Breakfast Club and Pretty In Pink. Can we not fuck this movie up..Robin Lively played the original teen witch and has a sister named Blake Lively, you may know her as Serena Van Der Woodsen in the most amazing show Gossip Girl. Why wouldn't she play her sister in teh remake and have her hair dyed red..she looks exactly like her..is it not bad enough they are trying to fuck up 90210 and its memories with a remake too!

    49. Inthe KNOW says – reply to this


      149

      Zelda did not die. I know her. She is alive and kicking.

    50. ashley says – reply to this


      150

      that is prob the ugliest picture ive ever seen of her

    51. Rob says – reply to this


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      Zelda and the original songs!!!!! TOP THAT!!!!

    52. j says – reply to this


      152

      I'm excited and scared about this at the same time. I loooooveee the original Teen Witch!!

    53. Katrin Soares says – reply to this


      153

      ´Perez e suas piadinhas… Hahjasgjfgasjkdhabhsdfh

    54. Stacey says – reply to this


      154

      This is my ultimate favorite and now it's gonna be re-made starring a High school musical bimbo?

      Don't touch classics people! Especially 80's musicals.

    55. Tori says – reply to this


      155

      Oh know they cannot destroy Teen Witch!!!!!!!!

    56. Joel says – reply to this


      156

      Top That!

    57. Teeps says – reply to this


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      I will ONLY like the new Teen Witch if they keep the hilarious "Top That" rapping scene with all the same words.

      Also, I want the brother to say this again in the remake:
      Richie Miller: "You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!"

      I kinda want to say that to someone today :)

    58. Teeps says – reply to this


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      I'm so glad everyone wants to keep "Top That". It's too funny!!!

    59. wendy says – reply to this


      159

      ok like isn't this girl 23 years old she is to old to be playing hihg school kids and i read that she and her mother are really mean to people

    60. Shatrika says – reply to this


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      heheheh look at her new nose lol =]

    61. Kezia says – reply to this


      161

      Well, it doesn't look as good as it did before…

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