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Ripping Her A New One!

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag

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New York Magazine reviewed Heidi Montag's new Heidiwood line for Anchor Blue, and it's not pretty!

Their report in a nutshell is that Heidiwood is overpriced hooker wear, the materials used were shoddy, and it all in all basically sucked.

The mag's guinea pigs said, "No self-respecting grown woman should allow herself to be seen in these garments' AND 'we looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would've appeared, guitars in hand.'

Maybe Heidi should rename her line HeidiHOwood????

[Image via WENN.]



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  1. #1 - mi says – reply to this

    1st

  2. #2 - diane says – reply to this

    heidi and spencer are an embarassment to society. she's an embarassment to the world of fashion.

  3. #3 - alexis says – reply to this

    ew

  4. #4 - sdf says – reply to this

    whats up bitches???

  5. #5 - jamie m says – reply to this

    first!

  6. #6 - ashley says – reply to this

    hahhahahhahaha…..LOVES IT!!!!!!!

  7. #7 - michelle says – reply to this

    6th

  8. #8 - ashizzle says – reply to this

    tanzilla. she looks like a slut 24/7. its no surprise that her clothing line is also skanky.

  9. #9 - heather says – reply to this

    7th?

  10. #10 - Erin Jonas says – reply to this

    she can suck it !

    (:

  11. #11 - Christine says – reply to this

    Is it fucking possible for het to EVER pose without crossing her fucking legs like she's a five year old!!!!!!!

  12. #12 - lizzy says – reply to this

    what a slut.

  13. #13 - joey g says – reply to this

    hahahaha ew

  14. #14 - -B says – reply to this

    fuck

  15. #15 - bea says – reply to this

    NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HER FACE PEREZ
    STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HILLZ NO ONE CARES
    ITS ANNOYING
    Im starting to hate this site…

  16. #16 - kass says – reply to this

    yo haha first

  17. #17 - Shocking!!! says – reply to this

    I couldn't agree anymore. Her "clothing line" is a joke, if you wan to call it a clothing line. God I rather wear LC's clothes. And thats saying alot, cause I can't stand the Bitch, hell both bitches is STUPID!!!!!

  18. #18 - Nathaly says – reply to this

    Damn, I hope spencer don't get all gangsta on them for writing that!

  19. #19 - Aisle 13 - Kmart Special says – reply to this

    Hmmm…sounds about right to me. I mean this is the kind of stuff you find at Target and Wal-mart. I guess Jenn Bunny will have a line out next - that way things will come full circle.

  20. #20 - Sarah says – reply to this

    Ewww

  21. #21 - lolli says – reply to this

    Hookers need Love too!!!

  22. #22 - Lucky says – reply to this

    top three bitches!!!
    heidi sucks balls.

  23. #23 - pilar says – reply to this

    i like heidi…and lauren but at least heidi isn't a complete bitch like lauren and not as FAKE!!! but yes her clothes are skanky

  24. #24 - Eddie from theradreport.com says – reply to this

    I like Whitesnake!!!

  25. #25 - HEIDE SUX says – reply to this

    Yeah, well, that is a total shocker wink wink…………she is cheap and a follower…………….attention whore all the way with a little wenny of a boyfriend……..that pompous little prick wouldn't know a hard days work if it bit him in the ass…….self absorbed and shallow, both of them, they make me sick….PLEASE PEREZ STOP POSTING ON THESE TWO IDIOTS

  26. #26 - SpencerIsAnUglyFAg says – reply to this

    Why do you (and especially the lamest celebrity magazines, InTouch and Life&Style) give these ugly, plastic, ultra-cheesey, D-List "celebrities" — and I use the term LOOSELY — so much ink? They are no-talent nerds. Heidi can't carry a tune in a bucket and she's really (if you look closely) got a plain-jane-bordering-on-homely face. Her clothing line is total trash — and WAY too slutty even for Paris Hilton and Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer's hooker.) As for Spencer, what an ugly prick (He is so EEEWWW and UN-hot with that dweeby blond hair and chicken-legged body). As well as a total douchebag, fame-whoring bottom-feeder. Two quarts of tequila and I wouldn't sit net to him on a bus….heid is obviously very insecure; she must be truly desperate as well….

  27. #27 - TAG says – reply to this

    *
    *
    HAHAHAHA!! NO SURPRISE THERE, MAYBE HER AND PARIS HILTON CAN COLLABORATE AND MAKE A OFFICIAL LINE FOR THE HOLLYWOOD HOOKERS LIKE THEMSELVES.
    *
    *

  28. #28 - jayni says – reply to this

    hahaha funny

  29. #29 - Perez is the best says – reply to this

    It's tacky. Ewwww

  30. #30 - jess says – reply to this

    i'm so incredibly sick of this whorebag. i wish she'd disappear into oblivion. she's not even remarkably good looking and talented and what does she contribute to society? nothing but her piggish mug all over the internet. old news already!

  31. #31 - duh says – reply to this

    It's Anchor Blue and Heidi Montag. What were people expecting?

  32. #32 - Heidi blows literally says – reply to this

    Look at all of the bruises on Heidi's legs. What in the world has she been up to ;-)

    On a side note, her parents seem like decent level-headed people. Who would've ever thought those two would have such a dumbass for a daughter.

  33. #33 - Jen says – reply to this

    Can anyone tell me what those brown spots on Heidi's legs are?

  34. #34 - The Hills Are Dead says – reply to this

    heidi is crap, so no surprise that her clothing line is too. if only the media would stop giving her so much attention.

  35. #35 - Gail says – reply to this

    Only a HO can make clothes for a HO, hahahaha

  36. #36 - Nobama says – reply to this

    i'd like to see spencer wearing this outfit. it'd go well with his buck teeth…

  37. #37 - helen says – reply to this

    HAHA heidi's such a loser…maybe now she'll get the hint that she's a nobody!

  38. #38 - Lola says – reply to this

    Well, duh! Who would wanna dress like Heidi? or even Lauren!? The Hills is overrated and lame. And still, I love it…

  39. #39 - anna says – reply to this

    it's for anchor blue…people need to chill.
    have you seen the clothes they sell there? heidi's line is perfect for anchor blue customers. personally, i like it.

  40. #40 - -B says – reply to this

    PEREZ IS FILTERING MY COMMENTS ITS SO UNFAIR!!!!!

  41. #41 - Vegan Bitch says – reply to this

    Heidi's stuff is cuter and much more affordable than Lauren Conrad's line. It may be slutty, but isn't that how girls want to look these days? -I predict Heidi will outsell Lauren.

  42. #42 - smiff says – reply to this

    has Spencer been sucking on her leg again????

  43. #43 - So... says – reply to this

    I think that Heidi was a lot more creative with her line than Lauren, so it's a lot easier to criticize her. I mean, how much can you criticize Laurens black tights and t-shirts? There's nothing really avant-garde about her collection. While Heidi's line is not necessarily targetting a large population, it is definitely very 'L.A. club chic'. If you frequent Area, SBar, etc…you see girls wearing this kind of clothes. Personally, I do feel Heidi took more of a risk in her designs and I hope it pays off.

    Also, all of the people saying the clothes is for hookers are probably overweight fatties who couldn't be seen in city shorts and tanks. For all of you, go to the gym—or just stick to wearing L.C.'s oversized, empire-waist/baby-doll type line.

  44. #44 - MARIAH CARY says – reply to this

    hey I'm a Sunset Blvd hooker and I would not wear here crap…

  45. #45 - Joshua says – reply to this

    GOD I WISH YOU WOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB BITCH LIKE SHE A REAL CELEBRITY. IM SICK AND TIRED OF HER AND ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES FACES ON HERE AND EVERYWHERE ELSE LIKE THEY SOMEBODY. PLEASE KICK THESE SLUTS TO THE CURB, AND THAT GOES FOR HER "MAN" TOO. THEY ALL CAN GO WORK IT ON THE CORNER OF "HEIDIWOOD BOULVD" THERES ALOT OF HOOKERS THAT WOULD DEF BE INTERESTED IN HER SHIT

  46. #46 - Natalie says – reply to this

    haha… SHOCKER.

  47. #47 - Hello Kitty says – reply to this

    Junkies can trade in their needles for new ones, so why not let street walkers trade in their old rags for Heidi's new rags.

    For some reason I have a feeling that the street walkers would rather keep their old rags.

    I wonder who really came up with this line, becasue the look on her face is coming off as.. "why am I wearing this.. oh yeah I'm getting PAID $ !"

  48. #48 - LISA says – reply to this

    when an overpriced hooker becomes a designed you end up with overpriced hooker wear. its a shame she will never be successful at any of her business ventures. maybe she should get a brain transplant as her next surgery

  49. #49 - jillian says – reply to this

    Perez, weren't you just asking us the other day if we "liked it" or "loved it" (the collection)? Be consistent! Don't say a collection is awesome if YOU KNOW it sucks, then post a highly negative review of that same collection and agree with it!

  50. #50 - Nikki says – reply to this

    hahaha.
    i read the whole thing.. OUCH.

    she has no business even ATTEMPTING to dress herself in the mornings.

  51. #51 - Anna says – reply to this

    Dude! Just because she is some Heido Hoe,
    doesnt mean that the clothing material will have
    a higher price than other clothes.WTF MATe!
    loool

  52. #52 - Donkeypuncher says – reply to this

    she is a nobody, might as well be buying "carrot top" wear!

  53. #53 - Fashionista says – reply to this

    I actually like her clothes….there pretty… there better than laurens..

  54. #54 - HEIDI HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! says – reply to this

    Her clothes are cheap and tacky and anyone who would wear it should be shot.TEAM LAUREN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. #55 - Alexandra says – reply to this

    DUH her shit sucks! She dresses way better than the crap she designs. What gives?

  56. #56 - AMO says – reply to this

    Well if she's wearing her line in this picture than I agree. Ho to the NO!

  57. #57 - lala says – reply to this

    thanks for at least referring to NY Mag this time….go Fug Girls!

  58. #58 - CAt says – reply to this

    You wish Whitesnake would have appeared! At least they are talented! Ha

  59. #59 - hot hot hot says – reply to this

    saw her on regis she is built beautiful and blonde, and an airhead the perfect woman

  60. #60 - Astrochicks.com says – reply to this

    WTF? Who keeps giving these chicks designer lines. YUCK!

  61. #61 - donya says – reply to this

    to be honest if the shirt was longer i think its pretty cool. i lean toward the rocker chick look myself so i looove what half those "rock of love" girls wear! but this is just one outfit..if its at anchor blue then its really affordable clothing…its equivalent to target..but they all say that this is slutty…now i agree the shorts and shirts too short but this seems more like night time wear..atleast the shorts..and thats when girls dress slutty.,,,now her and her boyfriend thats another story..i agree with everyone hes a LOSER and shes just riding on laurens fame. but hey no one can say they wouldnt do it too!

  62. #62 - j says – reply to this

    who is this ugly bitch?

  63. #63 - NOT WITH MY HARD EARNED $$$$$ says – reply to this

    If I saw someone wearing this hookerwear I'd laugh and point at them because if you're brave enough to walk around with a cheap t-shirt that says heidiwood then you should be brave enough to handle people pointing and laughing at you in your face.SUCKERS

  64. #64 - Tawnya says – reply to this

    Now let's see, I don't think that this would be a big surprise to anyone who knows what she is about do you?

  65. #65 - julie says – reply to this

    I would rather wear laurens line. At least car wouldn't stop asking 'how much' when i walk down the street. seriously.

  66. #66 - Kollin says – reply to this

    I FUCKING HATE HER!
    BLOND BIMBO CUNT
    HER HUBBYS PUBES MATCH HER HAIR.

  67. #67 - Ro says – reply to this

    This girl thinks all it takes to be a star is good PR and plastic surgery… sorry, Heidi, it happens to take TALENT for an actress to get real regard, the kind that's worth something. Her branding herelf before she's even accomplished much in life is just so tacky. Hooray Christian Siriano for saying his true thoughts on her clothing line.. he is a TRUE ARTIST… not just a name with plastic surgery and a good agent! Your name and photos can bounce around but if you achieve nothing real… who friggin' cares about your blond hair and big boobs?

  68. #68 - LABlondes says – reply to this

    Wasn't Perez at the Heidiwood Fashion Show last week???

  69. #69 - hmm.. says – reply to this

    checked out her things at anchor blue yesterday and they were all cheap looking! and the "rock of love 2" HAHAH that just described the whole line. i don't have much against heidi since it's all STAGED anyway but YOUR CLOTHING LINE SUCKS! :)

  70. #70 - hmm.. says – reply to this

    oh yes, and she cant model either

  71. #71 - crazy nazty says – reply to this

    I THINK HEIDI AND SPENCER NEEDS TO STOP GETTING ON HERE SAYING POSITIVE SHIT ABOUT heidiHO.THEY R THE ONLY 2 THAT WOULD WASTE TIME WRITING BOUT THEMSELVES.HELL I ONLY GET ON HERE TO BAG THE BITCH….LIL MISS PLASTIC.

  72. #72 - Gitta says – reply to this

    #17 is right…does anybody really care for her & that equally creepy, phoney
    queer looking bastard she's always hanging on??…or their stupid show?

    STOP POSTING HILLS SHIT!

  73. #73 - LADIES ROOM!? says – reply to this

    Is it me or when celerities pose like that with their legs cross it looks like that have to pee real bad. Paris does it all the time, she totally looks ridiculous.

  74. #74 - Tom says – reply to this

    wellll… i dont really think grown women should be shopping at Anchor Blue in the first place. Isn't it a store for teenagers?

  75. #75 - Erin says – reply to this

    Ewww…she is sooo trashy. Perez, why do you keep posting stuff about her and Spencer??? They are both so gross. No one wants to hear anything about them.

  76. #76 - Katie says – reply to this

    This review is completely bull****, I actually don't watch the Hills and I purchased 2 of her tops and 1 pair of pants. I wear designer clothes and off brand, and I must say the clothes fit me so nicely. The material was worth 30 dollars a top, and the jeans 40 dollars. I really like the way it fits me since I'm of average weight, and I'm 5'11". I think the patterns are actually in style and tasteful. I wouldn't wear the shorts unless I was a size 0 to 7, but the tops and jeans are of good taste. Honestly the clothing line is casual chic, and very nice to wear to club or college.

  77. #77 - dana says – reply to this

    we all knew that was going to happen

  78. #78 - mk says – reply to this

    HEIDI IS WHITE TRASH!!!! I am so sick of hearing about white trash Heidi and her loser boyfriend. You (Perez) and all other media outlets should boycott this bitch because she is so annoying and pathetic. I have third party embarrassment every time I see her! Please stop posting about her. SHE SUCKS!!!

  79. #79 - nancy says – reply to this

    I dont really think that this is a valid opinion considering that this line is sold at anchor blue and what "self-respecting grown woman" shops there anyway? Its meant to appeal to the 13-17 crowd….

  80. #80 - Alise says – reply to this

    She's a bad singer, horrible person, and stupid idiot. She obviously is going to get bad reviews for her clothing line.
    What ho!

  81. #81 - LJ says – reply to this

    used to like you heidiwhore. then you hooked up with that pratt. and since then he's only dragged you down down down. with that fucked up music video and now this stripper wearin' shit. tsk tsk. dump the dude and get your self respect back.

  82. #82 - CAT says – reply to this

    Has any one else seen those shoe's before? She only wears them like every day!!! Her shoe's almost NEVER coordinate with her skanky Pamela Anderson wanna-be style. She will never climb out of the social shadow her and her butthead-like psychotic immature fame whore of a boyfriend have put themselves in. It's really sad she let herself be so impressionable. And uh, The Pamela Anderson look is out.

  83. #83 - mariposa says – reply to this

    Hey Perez I know you like her puta look ’cause you sucked Spencer's lilltle, minuscular dick!

  84. #84 - Ohdoyouhearthat?Violins says – reply to this

    What are those marks on her legs?Stripper bruises?Or does she just have a really shitty tanner.I mean I wouldn't doubt it.I mean look how shitty her clothes are.Its not far fetched for her to have bad taste in other things.

  85. #85 - Jackie says – reply to this

    I don't even understand how someone like Heidi can get their own fashion line. Her bruised legs should be covered, her hair looks like a raggity, grown out $25 weave from the corner wig shop, and she just looks like she's trying to be a 13 year old dressing up in her poorly dressed older sisters clothes. i'm over it.

  86. #86 - Dee says – reply to this

    what's up with the bruises on her legs?

  87. #87 - Don't Stop Believing... says – reply to this

    I credit this girl with trying to do something . To create some sort of career . Thank God she is not doing playboy shoots or sex scenes.
    Instead she is trying to make clothes and sing . Whether she is good at it or not , she is more courageous than most of us who have not or would never attempt to do any of this for fear of failure or ridicule .
    Think about it …Good for you Heidi , keep trying , you will eventually find your niche and it will bring you huge success.

  88. #88 - Crystal says – reply to this

    I bought the zebra shirt b/c i really wanted a zebra shirt. but for $30 I was really surprised how shitty the quality was. all the material is really cheap. I wouldn't buy anything else from her. but i'll admit the zebra shirt fits nice

  89. #89 - evelynLA says – reply to this

    The clothes are nice but not for a 22 year girl. Heidi dont worry you never seem to impress people the clothes are nice dont worry it's alright. They'll buy it and wear it. Just cause its not mix with cocktail hour like lauren their hating. If u do the fall collection show them cocktail hour, winterish.

  90. #90 - Mich says – reply to this

    I bet Spencer and Heidi are laughing at this article because it's giving her line free publicity. Now I want to go buy some shirts. I don't mind looking like a hooker. I think it would be fun.

  91. #91 - Heidi Wood Do Anybody says – reply to this

    And this surprises people?

  92. #92 - truth says – reply to this

    AH OK WE ALL NEED NEW JOBS IF SHE IS MAKING IT WE ALL CAN MAKE IT UGH WHY WHY I ASK WHY now i am going to start drinking

  93. #93 - LOVE IT! says – reply to this

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Who would have guessed it?

    LOVE IT PEREZ…HeidiHOwood!!! Your AMAZING!

  94. #94 - girli says – reply to this

    her clothing is fine for anchor blue and it is not overpriced at all…everything seems to be flattering I bought a pair of shorts today..

  95. #95 - bella says – reply to this

    U are so rigth. Somedays I want to jump into the tv to shake her. I could never be with a guy like hers.

  96. #96 - galatica says – reply to this

    Take a look at the bruising she has on her legs,she slammin her veins on her legs, that's why she doesn't UNcross her legs,That's a old time secret.

  97. #97 - thestick says – reply to this

    I hate people like this and everything they stand for. I'd totally nail her though

  98. #98 - LAUREN SUX says – reply to this

    Re: So… – FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE WRITING ABOUT/TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEIDI'S CLOTHING LINE IS BETTER THAN LAUREN'S. I'M SORRY LAUREN, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR DRESSES FOR EVERY SINGLE MINUTE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TO PAY 200 DOLLARS FOR A DRESS I CAN GET FOR 50 DOLLARS AT OLD-NAVY. HEIDI'S CLOTHING LINE IS MORE CREATIVE, AND IS CHEAPER. NOT CHEAP..CHEAPER. GET IT STRAIGHT P-SHITTY. P-COWARDLY..

  99. #99 - AGREEE LAUREN'S LINE IS WORSE says – reply to this

    ..

  100. #100 - blablabla says – reply to this

    No surprises…
    .
    …after all, what does a whore do…
    .
    …she sells whore fashion…
    …she talks like a whore…
    …she acts like a whore…
    …she believes she's important when she's just a whore…

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