Ripping Her A New One!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Heidi Montag
New York Magazine reviewed Heidi Montag's new Heidiwood line for Anchor Blue, and it's not pretty!
Their report in a nutshell is that Heidiwood is overpriced hooker wear, the materials used were shoddy, and it all in all basically sucked.
The mag's guinea pigs said, "No self-respecting grown woman should allow herself to be seen in these garments' AND 'we looked like rejects from Rock of Love II with Bret Michaels; stick us on the hood of a car and Whitesnake would've appeared, guitars in hand.'
Maybe Heidi should rename her line HeidiHOwood????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: April 17, 2008 at 9:40 pm



1st
heidi and spencer are an embarassment to society. she's an embarassment to the world of fashion.
ew
whats up bitches???
first!
hahhahahhahaha…..LOVES IT!!!!!!!
6th
tanzilla. she looks like a slut 24/7. its no surprise that her clothing line is also skanky.
7th?
she can suck it !
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Is it fucking possible for het to EVER pose without crossing her fucking legs like she's a five year old!!!!!!!
what a slut.
hahahaha ew
fuck
NO ONE WANTS TO SEE HER FACE PEREZ
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE HILLZ NO ONE CARES
ITS ANNOYING
Im starting to hate this site…
yo haha first
I couldn't agree anymore. Her "clothing line" is a joke, if you wan to call it a clothing line. God I rather wear LC's clothes. And thats saying alot, cause I can't stand the Bitch, hell both bitches is STUPID!!!!!
Damn, I hope spencer don't get all gangsta on them for writing that!
Hmmm…sounds about right to me. I mean this is the kind of stuff you find at Target and Wal-mart. I guess Jenn Bunny will have a line out next - that way things will come full circle.
Ewww
Hookers need Love too!!!
top three bitches!!!
heidi sucks balls.
i like heidi…and lauren but at least heidi isn't a complete bitch like lauren and not as FAKE!!! but yes her clothes are skanky
I like Whitesnake!!!
Yeah, well, that is a total shocker wink wink…………she is cheap and a follower…………….attention whore all the way with a little wenny of a boyfriend……..that pompous little prick wouldn't know a hard days work if it bit him in the ass…….self absorbed and shallow, both of them, they make me sick….PLEASE PEREZ STOP POSTING ON THESE TWO IDIOTS
Why do you (and especially the lamest celebrity magazines, InTouch and Life&Style) give these ugly, plastic, ultra-cheesey, D-List "celebrities" — and I use the term LOOSELY — so much ink? They are no-talent nerds. Heidi can't carry a tune in a bucket and she's really (if you look closely) got a plain-jane-bordering-on-homely face. Her clothing line is total trash — and WAY too slutty even for Paris Hilton and Ashley Alexandra Dupre (Eliot Spitzer's hooker.) As for Spencer, what an ugly prick (He is so EEEWWW and UN-hot with that dweeby blond hair and chicken-legged body). As well as a total douchebag, fame-whoring bottom-feeder. Two quarts of tequila and I wouldn't sit net to him on a bus….heid is obviously very insecure; she must be truly desperate as well….
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HAHAHAHA!! NO SURPRISE THERE, MAYBE HER AND PARIS HILTON CAN COLLABORATE AND MAKE A OFFICIAL LINE FOR THE HOLLYWOOD HOOKERS LIKE THEMSELVES.
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hahaha funny
It's tacky. Ewwww
i'm so incredibly sick of this whorebag. i wish she'd disappear into oblivion. she's not even remarkably good looking and talented and what does she contribute to society? nothing but her piggish mug all over the internet. old news already!
It's Anchor Blue and Heidi Montag. What were people expecting?
Look at all of the bruises on Heidi's legs. What in the world has she been up to
On a side note, her parents seem like decent level-headed people. Who would've ever thought those two would have such a dumbass for a daughter.
Can anyone tell me what those brown spots on Heidi's legs are?
heidi is crap, so no surprise that her clothing line is too. if only the media would stop giving her so much attention.
Only a HO can make clothes for a HO, hahahaha
i'd like to see spencer wearing this outfit. it'd go well with his buck teeth…
HAHA heidi's such a loser…maybe now she'll get the hint that she's a nobody!
Well, duh! Who would wanna dress like Heidi? or even Lauren!? The Hills is overrated and lame. And still, I love it…
it's for anchor blue…people need to chill.
have you seen the clothes they sell there? heidi's line is perfect for anchor blue customers. personally, i like it.
PEREZ IS FILTERING MY COMMENTS ITS SO UNFAIR!!!!!
Heidi's stuff is cuter and much more affordable than Lauren Conrad's line. It may be slutty, but isn't that how girls want to look these days? -I predict Heidi will outsell Lauren.
has Spencer been sucking on her leg again????
I think that Heidi was a lot more creative with her line than Lauren, so it's a lot easier to criticize her. I mean, how much can you criticize Laurens black tights and t-shirts? There's nothing really avant-garde about her collection. While Heidi's line is not necessarily targetting a large population, it is definitely very 'L.A. club chic'. If you frequent Area, SBar, etc…you see girls wearing this kind of clothes. Personally, I do feel Heidi took more of a risk in her designs and I hope it pays off.
Also, all of the people saying the clothes is for hookers are probably overweight fatties who couldn't be seen in city shorts and tanks. For all of you, go to the gym—or just stick to wearing L.C.'s oversized, empire-waist/baby-doll type line.
hey I'm a Sunset Blvd hooker and I would not wear here crap…
GOD I WISH YOU WOULD STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS DUMB BITCH LIKE SHE A REAL CELEBRITY. IM SICK AND TIRED OF HER AND ALL THOSE OTHER BITCHES FACES ON HERE AND EVERYWHERE ELSE LIKE THEY SOMEBODY. PLEASE KICK THESE SLUTS TO THE CURB, AND THAT GOES FOR HER "MAN" TOO. THEY ALL CAN GO WORK IT ON THE CORNER OF "HEIDIWOOD BOULVD" THERES ALOT OF HOOKERS THAT WOULD DEF BE INTERESTED IN HER SHIT
haha… SHOCKER.
Junkies can trade in their needles for new ones, so why not let street walkers trade in their old rags for Heidi's new rags.
For some reason I have a feeling that the street walkers would rather keep their old rags.
I wonder who really came up with this line, becasue the look on her face is coming off as.. "why am I wearing this.. oh yeah I'm getting PAID $ !"
when an overpriced hooker becomes a designed you end up with overpriced hooker wear. its a shame she will never be successful at any of her business ventures. maybe she should get a brain transplant as her next surgery
Perez, weren't you just asking us the other day if we "liked it" or "loved it" (the collection)? Be consistent! Don't say a collection is awesome if YOU KNOW it sucks, then post a highly negative review of that same collection and agree with it!
hahaha.
i read the whole thing.. OUCH.
she has no business even ATTEMPTING to dress herself in the mornings.
Dude! Just because she is some Heido Hoe,
doesnt mean that the clothing material will have
a higher price than other clothes.WTF MATe!
loool
she is a nobody, might as well be buying "carrot top" wear!
I actually like her clothes….there pretty… there better than laurens..
Her clothes are cheap and tacky and anyone who would wear it should be shot.TEAM LAUREN BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUH her shit sucks! She dresses way better than the crap she designs. What gives?
Well if she's wearing her line in this picture than I agree. Ho to the NO!
thanks for at least referring to NY Mag this time….go Fug Girls!
You wish Whitesnake would have appeared! At least they are talented! Ha
saw her on regis she is built beautiful and blonde, and an airhead the perfect woman
WTF? Who keeps giving these chicks designer lines. YUCK!
to be honest if the shirt was longer i think its pretty cool. i lean toward the rocker chick look myself so i looove what half those "rock of love" girls wear! but this is just one outfit..if its at anchor blue then its really affordable clothing…its equivalent to target..but they all say that this is slutty…now i agree the shorts and shirts too short but this seems more like night time wear..atleast the shorts..and thats when girls dress slutty.,,,now her and her boyfriend thats another story..i agree with everyone hes a LOSER and shes just riding on laurens fame. but hey no one can say they wouldnt do it too!
who is this ugly bitch?
If I saw someone wearing this hookerwear I'd laugh and point at them because if you're brave enough to walk around with a cheap t-shirt that says heidiwood then you should be brave enough to handle people pointing and laughing at you in your face.SUCKERS
Now let's see, I don't think that this would be a big surprise to anyone who knows what she is about do you?
I would rather wear laurens line. At least car wouldn't stop asking 'how much' when i walk down the street. seriously.
I FUCKING HATE HER!
BLOND BIMBO CUNT
HER HUBBYS PUBES MATCH HER HAIR.
This girl thinks all it takes to be a star is good PR and plastic surgery… sorry, Heidi, it happens to take TALENT for an actress to get real regard, the kind that's worth something. Her branding herelf before she's even accomplished much in life is just so tacky. Hooray Christian Siriano for saying his true thoughts on her clothing line.. he is a TRUE ARTIST… not just a name with plastic surgery and a good agent! Your name and photos can bounce around but if you achieve nothing real… who friggin' cares about your blond hair and big boobs?
Wasn't Perez at the Heidiwood Fashion Show last week???
checked out her things at anchor blue yesterday and they were all cheap looking! and the "rock of love 2" HAHAH that just described the whole line. i don't have much against heidi since it's all STAGED anyway but YOUR CLOTHING LINE SUCKS!
oh yes, and she cant model either
I THINK HEIDI AND SPENCER NEEDS TO STOP GETTING ON HERE SAYING POSITIVE SHIT ABOUT heidiHO.THEY R THE ONLY 2 THAT WOULD WASTE TIME WRITING BOUT THEMSELVES.HELL I ONLY GET ON HERE TO BAG THE BITCH….LIL MISS PLASTIC.
#17 is right…does anybody really care for her & that equally creepy, phoney
queer looking bastard she's always hanging on??…or their stupid show?
STOP POSTING HILLS SHIT!
Is it me or when celerities pose like that with their legs cross it looks like that have to pee real bad. Paris does it all the time, she totally looks ridiculous.
wellll… i dont really think grown women should be shopping at Anchor Blue in the first place. Isn't it a store for teenagers?
Ewww…she is sooo trashy. Perez, why do you keep posting stuff about her and Spencer??? They are both so gross. No one wants to hear anything about them.
This review is completely bull****, I actually don't watch the Hills and I purchased 2 of her tops and 1 pair of pants. I wear designer clothes and off brand, and I must say the clothes fit me so nicely. The material was worth 30 dollars a top, and the jeans 40 dollars. I really like the way it fits me since I'm of average weight, and I'm 5'11". I think the patterns are actually in style and tasteful. I wouldn't wear the shorts unless I was a size 0 to 7, but the tops and jeans are of good taste. Honestly the clothing line is casual chic, and very nice to wear to club or college.
we all knew that was going to happen
HEIDI IS WHITE TRASH!!!! I am so sick of hearing about white trash Heidi and her loser boyfriend. You (Perez) and all other media outlets should boycott this bitch because she is so annoying and pathetic. I have third party embarrassment every time I see her! Please stop posting about her. SHE SUCKS!!!
I dont really think that this is a valid opinion considering that this line is sold at anchor blue and what "self-respecting grown woman" shops there anyway? Its meant to appeal to the 13-17 crowd….
She's a bad singer, horrible person, and stupid idiot. She obviously is going to get bad reviews for her clothing line.
What ho!
used to like you heidiwhore. then you hooked up with that pratt. and since then he's only dragged you down down down. with that fucked up music video and now this stripper wearin' shit. tsk tsk. dump the dude and get your self respect back.
Has any one else seen those shoe's before? She only wears them like every day!!! Her shoe's almost NEVER coordinate with her skanky Pamela Anderson wanna-be style. She will never climb out of the social shadow her and her butthead-like psychotic immature fame whore of a boyfriend have put themselves in. It's really sad she let herself be so impressionable. And uh, The Pamela Anderson look is out.
Hey Perez I know you like her puta look ’cause you sucked Spencer's lilltle, minuscular dick!
What are those marks on her legs?Stripper bruises?Or does she just have a really shitty tanner.I mean I wouldn't doubt it.I mean look how shitty her clothes are.Its not far fetched for her to have bad taste in other things.
I don't even understand how someone like Heidi can get their own fashion line. Her bruised legs should be covered, her hair looks like a raggity, grown out $25 weave from the corner wig shop, and she just looks like she's trying to be a 13 year old dressing up in her poorly dressed older sisters clothes. i'm over it.
what's up with the bruises on her legs?
I credit this girl with trying to do something . To create some sort of career . Thank God she is not doing playboy shoots or sex scenes.
Instead she is trying to make clothes and sing . Whether she is good at it or not , she is more courageous than most of us who have not or would never attempt to do any of this for fear of failure or ridicule .
Think about it …Good for you Heidi , keep trying , you will eventually find your niche and it will bring you huge success.
I bought the zebra shirt b/c i really wanted a zebra shirt. but for $30 I was really surprised how shitty the quality was. all the material is really cheap. I wouldn't buy anything else from her. but i'll admit the zebra shirt fits nice
The clothes are nice but not for a 22 year girl. Heidi dont worry you never seem to impress people the clothes are nice dont worry it's alright. They'll buy it and wear it. Just cause its not mix with cocktail hour like lauren their hating. If u do the fall collection show them cocktail hour, winterish.
I bet Spencer and Heidi are laughing at this article because it's giving her line free publicity. Now I want to go buy some shirts. I don't mind looking like a hooker. I think it would be fun.
And this surprises people?
AH OK WE ALL NEED NEW JOBS IF SHE IS MAKING IT WE ALL CAN MAKE IT UGH WHY WHY I ASK WHY now i am going to start drinking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! Who would have guessed it?
LOVE IT PEREZ…HeidiHOwood!!! Your AMAZING!
her clothing is fine for anchor blue and it is not overpriced at all…everything seems to be flattering I bought a pair of shorts today..
U are so rigth. Somedays I want to jump into the tv to shake her. I could never be with a guy like hers.
Take a look at the bruising she has on her legs,she slammin her veins on her legs, that's why she doesn't UNcross her legs,That's a old time secret.
I hate people like this and everything they stand for. I'd totally nail her though
Re: So… – FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE WRITING ABOUT/TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEIDI'S CLOTHING LINE IS BETTER THAN LAUREN'S. I'M SORRY LAUREN, I DON'T WANT TO WEAR DRESSES FOR EVERY SINGLE MINUTE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, I DON'T WANT TO TO PAY 200 DOLLARS FOR A DRESS I CAN GET FOR 50 DOLLARS AT OLD-NAVY. HEIDI'S CLOTHING LINE IS MORE CREATIVE, AND IS CHEAPER. NOT CHEAP..CHEAPER. GET IT STRAIGHT P-SHITTY. P-COWARDLY..
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No surprises…
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…after all, what does a whore do…
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…she sells whore fashion…
…she talks like a whore…
…she acts like a whore…
…she believes she's important when she's just a whore…