Listen To This: Sniff It!
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He probably won't like the fact that we're using a pic from his gay jackoff video days, but this song is all about kickin' it old school….so we just had to.
Former porn star turned MTV VJ and actor Simon Rex has rechristened himself a "rapper" these days. And he's actually good!
Musically, he goes by the stage name Dirt Nasty and we've mentioned his fly tunes on the site before.
Rex is part of that whole Mickey Avalon and Shwayze crew.
His songs are fun, funny and you can dance to them!
Aaron Lacrate just did a remix of Simon's 1980 and it is gehtto, funk, swamp fabulous!
Enjoy it below and then CLICK HERE to check out some other songs from Dirt Nasty.
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I have his videos. Love em!
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I love Simon Rex…especially when "Felicity" lost her virginity to him.
P-rezzle..youre a little late on that bandwagon.
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1STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HOLLA
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who cares?
third? and ok that was weird.
looks like the dude from shes the man
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Where is the picture without the white circle?
THIS CLOWN FUCKING SUCKS… YOU LIKED HIS LYRICS? OR ARE YOU JUST HYPNOTIZED BY HIS GAY PENDULUM?
IDIOT
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He's hot!!!! HOT!!
Where's the peen shot?
perez u should upload some pic of his solo video
so we can enjoy it
i had no idea that simon rex did jack off porn!!!
I think he is so dayum hot. YUM!
You just like the homo shoutout in the beginning.
I saw him, Mickey Avalon, and Andre Legacy live last year and they were so fucking good. I'd kill to see them all again.
don't you find it interesting that you rag on countless celebrities for cocaine use and then promote songs that talk about using cocaine in a positive light? YOU my friend are the biggest hypocrite.
great music but stupid rap
i like to hear a instrumental of this track and dance…lol
sigh…I had that movie at one time. He was HOT.
wheres THAT pic uncensored eh!?!?!?!?!?! THATS WHAT I WANT
The song "My Dick" with Mickey Avalon is pretty funny…..it's good…but I'm in love with Mickey Avalon
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
show us his cock!
he sucks
he was in gay porn??
The original mix is MUCH better than this remix…
LMAO gay rappers suck more than midget rapers!
My ears are bleeding. Is this what teh ghays are listening to these days?
Hott Dayuuuuuuuummmmmmm!!!!!!
wankster bullshit!
I can rap better than that, and I'm Old as shit!
Love ya, Dirt! You the number #1 gringo!
i think i'm too young to remember the gay jackoff videos - i've always just put simon rex and MTV together, ha. too young or too canadian.
either way, that is a sickkk remix. idk if i like the original cut as much as the mix.
HMMMMMM
this is the shittt
Perez…We need to get you a Hearing-aid hunnie..what the hell is?! just cause she's a queen don't make it good. LOL
Actually I should have said that song is beyond disgusting.
let's talk about how I want the uncensored picture of this immediately.
So, Perezita, why is it you're so up to speed on this sort of thing (need we ask)
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YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE A VID OF CHACE AND THE JASON BROTHERS
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Ohh, oohhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I mean JONAS BROTHERS!!!
…..where is the uncensored pic?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the original is soooo much better, that fuckin sucked.
the video is the shit too. check out his other stuff, and his group Dyslexic Speed Readers (Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon, and Andre Legacy)
OMG OMG i totally have a pic with dirt nasty & mickey avalon!
see this is the kind of rap there should be.just having fun with it. not rapping about how black guys want "booty" its so annoying and old
funny how mario digs up gay porn .he must have quite a collection and magazines he can,t open5 knuckel shuffel
dirt nasty is awesome and good live. 1980 is an awesome song
…….OH MY FUCKING GOD! JUST WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS…..ONE MORE FUCKING "WIGGER" WHO WANTS TO BE THE NEXT EMINEM. JUST GIVE THE WORLD A BREAK AND GO AWAY…….GO DO MORE GAY JO VIDEOS, YOU SILLY, RIDICULOUS MEDIA WHORE. YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP.
……….DIRT NASTY AND FAGALICIOUS. U GO GURLFRIEND.
Re: shazz – i saw his video and pics are all over the net. he is really well hung and didn't mind beating of film for his gay admirers. don't know if he is gay or bi or what.
thanks so much perez for posting this!!! we LOOOOOVE us some dirt nasty!!!!!! and Mickey AVE!!!!!cc
yeah he's weird haha but theres another guy that he raps with called Existereo (courtney is his real name) hes a friend of mine and really amazing you should listen to him
Wher's Da Beef
Simon grew up in Alameda, CA despite claiming San Francisco. Some of his closest friends in high school also rap and recently toured with Too Short. He went to Alameda High. Perez, your fat little dick would get so hard if you saw his senior grad picture.
By the way Perez, I think you're an ignorant fat ass.
does he look good…yes. does he sound good….no. he's WACK… like it was 1980!
You would like this, wouldn't you?
The reason shit like this gives gay men a bad name is that it portrays them all like sexual deviants. As they say…some of my best friends….blah blah…and they would never talk about such things or "sing' about them as the norm…are you saying you like this because this is how you view gay men's behavior? Then you ARE really a self hating homosexual…The gay men i know are family men, and solid partners, and people I'd let tend to my children…we are glad we don't hang with the crowd you seem to enjoy, fatty.
Who cares about his fashion? He's hot and hung… two great qualities!
Re: dee –
Dee he's not gay, he might be bi. But he fucked his way through high school and he was only fucking broads.
THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT,BUT KNOWS HE CAN MAKE ALOT OF MONEY WITH GAY CLUBS AND AUDIENCE
Stupidest song ever, what a gross fuck! He needs to just stick to sucking cock!
Anyone have any more pics of this guy?
E-mail them to me: Carvalho92@wmconnect.com
i LOVE that porn that the picture is from…its called "bike shop" or something and he is working on fixing a bike and gets horny and starts to jack off…it is pretty hot
LOVE it!! Don't take it too seriously - It's is a freakin crack up (no pun intended)!!
i loooove dirt nasty. saw him on funny or die. hiilarious
This song is A MAZ - ing! Hope he does more. I would like to see an uncensored pic, though………
there is a much funnier/ better version of this song on funnyordie.com . I saw it a couple of weeks ago and it´s hilarious. I like him. no matter what he did in the past. He was probably young and he needed the money. I hope he´s not gay, would be such a waste. no offense , perez. you let us girls have some of it too, why all the cute guys have to be gay ? lol
http://vod.nakedsword.com/staticJsp/ShowBoxCovers.htm?f=http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a65851_xlf.jpg&b=http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a65851_xlb.jpg Highlight copy and paste and enjoy!!
wow… he's fukin hott!!
Hey he had the first sex tape. I enjoyed the song, a little superficial dont you think?
Simon Rex is fantastic…
and hilarious. I love some of his shit on Funny or Die HILARIOUS
so…his lyrics SUCK and his dick is TINY!!
GEORGE can RAP?! Just like in "Scary Movie 3"? LOL
I actually like it- great "beats" no pun intended
ive been playin that sheet for a year now.
I LOVE YOU DIRT!!!!!
perez
i would really appreciate it if you didn't put a whole bunch of pornographic pictures on your website. just because you put a little circle over their dick doesn't mean it doesn't look like porn and i like to read your website but cant really do that anywhere but in the privacy of my own frikken bedroom cause you keep putting pictures like this up (for no reason i might add)
link it if you want, but really its not necessary to put the pics
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HES NOT GAY NOR DID HE DO "GAY" VIDEOS , HE DID "SOLO" VIDS THAT THE GAYS LOVE!! GET IT RIGHT BITCHES!!!
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Re: nick – UHH, YEAH, HE DICK AINT TINY BITCH….
I saw one of his youtube videos over a year ago - plz tell me he's gotten a lot better. I'm afraid to listen to his songs - and plz tell me he has styled his hair/clothing differently. No more long, greasy, slicked back shit! No more big, black, 90's styled leather jackets whilst cruising around in a gas-guzzeling SUV with shades (how cliched) - ugh. So not hot.
i love love love aaron lacrate. is a freakin AMAZING DJ! he was like an opening act for lily allen and he kept the whole ballroom pumped and dancin and just partyin. he's awesome.
hell yeah! he is SO HOT! i am seeing him at the roxy tomorrow night! can't wait!
yeah he's hot…he hangs with the whole nick swardson and nicholas goosen click…this song does rock…but i couldnt believe how GAY HE LOOKS IN THIS PIC!
What a queer, perez you should totally jack off to his gay porns
LOVE IT–simon is hot!
Mickey avalon use to be cool. Until hwe sold out on that damn boost mobile commeercial with jermaine dupri and young jeezy
First of all,
I love you for using that picture. Second, I listened to the songs on his my space; shit was whack. "Baby Dick?" come on.
A girl I went to high school with is in the 1980 video! She is also a pornstar…or at least she was. The first time I saw it was when she posted it on her myspace bulletin for people to check her out. Whore!
WHERE´S THE UNCENSORED VERSION, PEREZITO??????
I seriously own the video that comes with the pic above. It's okay, I guess. I mean, who doesnt get a woodie when they're fixing their bike? LOL!
YOU CAN'T SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP. HE SUX !!!
I went to school with him, if you ever want some real dirt let me know!!
he's got a tiny circumcised dick, yuck!
nice hard sexy*
SIMON REX ROCKS!!! LOVE HIM
You can buy ALL of Simon's naughty DVDs directly from the studio that produced them — www.club1821.com
That's also where you'll find the UNCENSORED pics of him!
wow perez 20 years later, am i having deja vu or did u post this like 4 years ago? the remix sucks. his original music is better. the cd rules. omg .
the best part is when he shows off his asshole!
I STARTED A NEW PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS WHOLE PAGE IS FUCKING ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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HE'S NOT A BAD RAPPER IS HE? HAVEN'T SEEN HIS PORNOS!!!!! I'M MORE OF THE MUSCULAR COLT VIDEO TYPE.
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THIS IS STILL MY PAGE. TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT. HOLLER BITCHES!
I'M OCCUPYING THIS WHOLE FUCKING PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT TO DO? I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JUST LIKE "YOUTUBE TINA" I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY WONDERFUL "FANS"
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TEE HEE….CHECK HER OUT ON MY SPACE….IT'S UNDER "TINAEC"
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I'M STILL WASTING SPACE. THIS IS STUPID AND BENEATH ME. I'M USUALLY FUNNIER. IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!