Listen To This: Sniff It!

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He probably won't like the fact that we're using a pic from his gay jackoff video days, but this song is all about kickin' it old school….so we just had to.

Former porn star turned MTV VJ and actor Simon Rex has rechristened himself a "rapper" these days. And he's actually good!

Musically, he goes by the stage name Dirt Nasty and we've mentioned his fly tunes on the site before.

Rex is part of that whole Mickey Avalon and Shwayze crew.

His songs are fun, funny and you can dance to them!

Aaron Lacrate just did a remix of Simon's 1980 and it is gehtto, funk, swamp fabulous!

Enjoy it below and then CLICK HERE to check out some other songs from Dirt Nasty.

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 4:40 pm / Email this  »

    101 comments to “Listen To This: Sniff It!”

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    1. e says – reply to this


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      1st

    2. Adam says – reply to this


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      I have his videos. Love em!

    3. kt says – reply to this


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      firsttttt

    4. Jamie says – reply to this


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      I love Simon Rex…especially when "Felicity" lost her virginity to him.

    5. LAstreetLIFE says – reply to this


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      P-rezzle..youre a little late on that bandwagon.

    6. tiffany says – reply to this


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      2nd!

    7. ME says – reply to this


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      1STTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT HOLLA

    8. Tati says – reply to this


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      OMG

    9. carli says – reply to this


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      who cares?

    10. boooooo says – reply to this


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      third? and ok that was weird.

    11. alicia says – reply to this


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      looks like the dude from shes the man

      first

    12. norman says – reply to this


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      Where is the picture without the white circle?

    13. deeez nutz says – reply to this


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      THIS CLOWN FUCKING SUCKS… YOU LIKED HIS LYRICS? OR ARE YOU JUST HYPNOTIZED BY HIS GAY PENDULUM?

      IDIOT

    14. Sherise says – reply to this


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      second!

    15. César says – reply to this


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      He's hot!!!! HOT!!

    16. Deann is FAT says – reply to this


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      Where's the peen shot?

    17. helder says – reply to this


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      perez u should upload some pic of his solo video
      so we can enjoy it

    18. kelly says – reply to this


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      i had no idea that simon rex did jack off porn!!!

    19. Jessie says – reply to this


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      I think he is so dayum hot. YUM!

    20. Cerag says – reply to this


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      You just like the homo shoutout in the beginning.

    21. S says – reply to this


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      I saw him, Mickey Avalon, and Andre Legacy live last year and they were so fucking good. I'd kill to see them all again.

    22. ME says – reply to this


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      don't you find it interesting that you rag on countless celebrities for cocaine use and then promote songs that talk about using cocaine in a positive light? YOU my friend are the biggest hypocrite.

    23. k.... says – reply to this


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      great music but stupid rap :( i like to hear a instrumental of this track and dance…lol

    24. TheVinylVillager says – reply to this


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      sigh…I had that movie at one time. He was HOT.

    25. Peaches says – reply to this


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      wheres THAT pic uncensored eh!?!?!?!?!?! THATS WHAT I WANT

    26. loveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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      The song "My Dick" with Mickey Avalon is pretty funny…..it's good…but I'm in love with Mickey Avalon

    27. alie says – reply to this


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      SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

    28. shazz says – reply to this


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      show us his cock!

    29. hahahaha says – reply to this


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      he sucks

    30. i♥boogers says – reply to this


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      he was in gay porn??

    31. HWD says – reply to this


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      The original mix is MUCH better than this remix…

    32. demi says – reply to this


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      LMAO gay rappers suck more than midget rapers!

    33. Liz J says – reply to this


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      My ears are bleeding. Is this what teh ghays are listening to these days?

    34. Telly says – reply to this


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      Hott Dayuuuuuuuummmmmmm!!!!!!

    35. starkisha says – reply to this


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      wankster bullshit!
      I can rap better than that, and I'm Old as shit!

    36. AbsolutDirtbag says – reply to this


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      Love ya, Dirt! You the number #1 gringo!

    37. vrock says – reply to this


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      i think i'm too young to remember the gay jackoff videos - i've always just put simon rex and MTV together, ha. too young or too canadian.

      either way, that is a sickkk remix. idk if i like the original cut as much as the mix.

    38. Kris says – reply to this


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      HMMMMMM

    39. theresamaire says – reply to this


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      this is the shittt

    40. chip says – reply to this


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      Perez…We need to get you a Hearing-aid hunnie..what the hell is?! just cause she's a queen don't make it good. LOL

    41. Kris says – reply to this


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      Actually I should have said that song is beyond disgusting.

    42. rex's sex says – reply to this


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      let's talk about how I want the uncensored picture of this immediately.

    43. blablabla says – reply to this


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      So, Perezita, why is it you're so up to speed on this sort of thing (need we ask)
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      Confess
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      YOU'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE A VID OF CHACE AND THE JASON BROTHERS
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      Ohh, oohhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaah YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    44. blablabla says – reply to this


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      I mean JONAS BROTHERS!!!

    45. ash says – reply to this


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      …..where is the uncensored pic?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    46. cincykid says – reply to this


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      the original is soooo much better, that fuckin sucked.
      the video is the shit too. check out his other stuff, and his group Dyslexic Speed Readers (Dirt Nasty, Mickey Avalon, and Andre Legacy)

    47. Caitlin Sievers says – reply to this


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      OMG OMG i totally have a pic with dirt nasty & mickey avalon!

    48. ... says – reply to this


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      see this is the kind of rap there should be.just having fun with it. not rapping about how black guys want "booty" its so annoying and old

    49. 5 knuckel shuffel says – reply to this


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      funny how mario digs up gay porn .he must have quite a collection and magazines he can,t open5 knuckel shuffel

    50. natalie says – reply to this


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      dirt nasty is awesome and good live. 1980 is an awesome song

    51. SIMPLE SIMON WRECKS MY EARS. says – reply to this


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      …….OH MY FUCKING GOD! JUST WHAT THE COUNTRY NEEDS…..ONE MORE FUCKING "WIGGER" WHO WANTS TO BE THE NEXT EMINEM. JUST GIVE THE WORLD A BREAK AND GO AWAY…….GO DO MORE GAY JO VIDEOS, YOU SILLY, RIDICULOUS MEDIA WHORE. YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP.
      ……….DIRT NASTY AND FAGALICIOUS. U GO GURLFRIEND.

    52. just beat it...just beat it says – reply to this


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      Re: shazz – i saw his video and pics are all over the net. he is really well hung and didn't mind beating of film for his gay admirers. don't know if he is gay or bi or what.

    53. celebrityfanchat.com says – reply to this


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      thanks so much perez for posting this!!! we LOOOOOVE us some dirt nasty!!!!!! and Mickey AVE!!!!!cc

    54. Kinz says – reply to this


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      yeah he's weird haha but theres another guy that he raps with called Existereo (courtney is his real name) hes a friend of mine and really amazing you should listen to him

    55. jackdope says – reply to this


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      Wher's Da Beef

    56. simon rex says – reply to this


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      Simon grew up in Alameda, CA despite claiming San Francisco. Some of his closest friends in high school also rap and recently toured with Too Short. He went to Alameda High. Perez, your fat little dick would get so hard if you saw his senior grad picture.

      By the way Perez, I think you're an ignorant fat ass.

    57. joyce says – reply to this


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      does he look good…yes. does he sound good….no. he's WACK… like it was 1980!

    58. dee says – reply to this


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      You would like this, wouldn't you?
      The reason shit like this gives gay men a bad name is that it portrays them all like sexual deviants. As they say…some of my best friends….blah blah…and they would never talk about such things or "sing' about them as the norm…are you saying you like this because this is how you view gay men's behavior? Then you ARE really a self hating homosexual…The gay men i know are family men, and solid partners, and people I'd let tend to my children…we are glad we don't hang with the crowd you seem to enjoy, fatty.

    59. Blackwells Semen says – reply to this


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      Who cares about his fashion? He's hot and hung… two great qualities!

    60. simon rex says – reply to this


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      Re: dee
      Dee he's not gay, he might be bi. But he fucked his way through high school and he was only fucking broads.

    61. HOOSIERGUY says – reply to this


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      THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT,BUT KNOWS HE CAN MAKE ALOT OF MONEY WITH GAY CLUBS AND AUDIENCE

    62. Disfuckingusting says – reply to this


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      Stupidest song ever, what a gross fuck! He needs to just stick to sucking cock!

    63. Sloppy Slut says – reply to this


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      Anyone have any more pics of this guy?

      E-mail them to me: Carvalho92@wmconnect.com

    64. matt d says – reply to this


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      i LOVE that porn that the picture is from…its called "bike shop" or something and he is working on fixing a bike and gets horny and starts to jack off…it is pretty hot

    65. Victoria says – reply to this


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      LOVE it!! Don't take it too seriously - It's is a freakin crack up (no pun intended)!!

    66. julie says – reply to this


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      i loooove dirt nasty. saw him on funny or die. hiilarious :-)

    67. Hawt1 says – reply to this


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      This song is A MAZ - ing! Hope he does more. I would like to see an uncensored pic, though………

    68. sisiwasabi says – reply to this


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      there is a much funnier/ better version of this song on funnyordie.com . I saw it a couple of weeks ago and it´s hilarious. I like him. no matter what he did in the past. He was probably young and he needed the money. I hope he´s not gay, would be such a waste. no offense , perez. you let us girls have some of it too, why all the cute guys have to be gay ? lol

    69. rlf says – reply to this


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      http://vod.nakedsword.com/staticJsp/ShowBoxCovers.htm?f=http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a65851_xlf.jpg&b=http://pic.aebn.net/Stream/Movie/Boxcovers/a65851_xlb.jpg Highlight copy and paste and enjoy!!

    70. chi*city girl says – reply to this


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      wow… he's fukin hott!!

    71. Road says – reply to this


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      Hey he had the first sex tape. I enjoyed the song, a little superficial dont you think?

    72. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      Simon Rex is fantastic…

      and hilarious. I love some of his shit on Funny or Die HILARIOUS

    73. nick says – reply to this


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      so…his lyrics SUCK and his dick is TINY!!

    74. Kate says – reply to this


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      GEORGE can RAP?! Just like in "Scary Movie 3"? LOL ;)

    75. Scott says – reply to this


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      I actually like it- great "beats" no pun intended :)

    76. mandi says – reply to this


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      ive been playin that sheet for a year now.
      I LOVE YOU DIRT!!!!!

    77. stop says – reply to this


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      perez

      i would really appreciate it if you didn't put a whole bunch of pornographic pictures on your website. just because you put a little circle over their dick doesn't mean it doesn't look like porn and i like to read your website but cant really do that anywhere but in the privacy of my own frikken bedroom cause you keep putting pictures like this up (for no reason i might add)

      link it if you want, but really its not necessary to put the pics

    78. JESS says – reply to this


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      HES NOT GAY NOR DID HE DO "GAY" VIDEOS , HE DID "SOLO" VIDS THAT THE GAYS LOVE!! GET IT RIGHT BITCHES!!!
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    79. HOBAG says – reply to this


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      Re: nick – UHH, YEAH, HE DICK AINT TINY BITCH….

    80. B says – reply to this


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      I saw one of his youtube videos over a year ago - plz tell me he's gotten a lot better. I'm afraid to listen to his songs - and plz tell me he has styled his hair/clothing differently. No more long, greasy, slicked back shit! No more big, black, 90's styled leather jackets whilst cruising around in a gas-guzzeling SUV with shades (how cliched) - ugh. So not hot.

    81. nicole says – reply to this


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      i love love love aaron lacrate. is a freakin AMAZING DJ! he was like an opening act for lily allen and he kept the whole ballroom pumped and dancin and just partyin. he's awesome.

    82. allie says – reply to this


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      hell yeah! he is SO HOT! i am seeing him at the roxy tomorrow night! can't wait!

    83. Electric Barberella says – reply to this


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      yeah he's hot…he hangs with the whole nick swardson and nicholas goosen click…this song does rock…but i couldnt believe how GAY HE LOOKS IN THIS PIC!

    84. Kate says – reply to this


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      What a queer, perez you should totally jack off to his gay porns

    85. alex says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT–simon is hot!

    86. mo money says – reply to this


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      Mickey avalon use to be cool. Until hwe sold out on that damn boost mobile commeercial with jermaine dupri and young jeezy

    87. ayo says – reply to this


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      First of all,

      I love you for using that picture. Second, I listened to the songs on his my space; shit was whack. "Baby Dick?" come on.

    88. Stephanie says – reply to this


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      A girl I went to high school with is in the 1980 video! She is also a pornstar…or at least she was. The first time I saw it was when she posted it on her myspace bulletin for people to check her out. Whore!

    89. need for peepees says – reply to this


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      WHERE´S THE UNCENSORED VERSION, PEREZITO??????

    90. Ivan says – reply to this


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      I seriously own the video that comes with the pic above. It's okay, I guess. I mean, who doesnt get a woodie when they're fixing their bike? LOL!

    91. JUST ANOTHER WIGGER says – reply to this


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      YOU CAN'T SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP. HE SUX !!!

    92. G says – reply to this


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      I went to school with him, if you ever want some real dirt let me know!!

    93. John says – reply to this


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      he's got a tiny circumcised dick, yuck!

    94. master patrick says – reply to this


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      nice hard sexy*

    95. samantha says – reply to this


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      SIMON REX ROCKS!!! LOVE HIM

    96. Jesse says – reply to this


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      You can buy ALL of Simon's naughty DVDs directly from the studio that produced them — www.club1821.com

      That's also where you'll find the UNCENSORED pics of him! ;-)

    97. brian james says – reply to this


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      wow perez 20 years later, am i having deja vu or did u post this like 4 years ago? the remix sucks. his original music is better. the cd rules. omg .

    98. aa town says – reply to this


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      the best part is when he shows off his asshole! :)

    99. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I STARTED A NEW PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      TEE HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      THIS WHOLE PAGE IS FUCKING ALL MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      HE'S NOT A BAD RAPPER IS HE? HAVEN'T SEEN HIS PORNOS!!!!! I'M MORE OF THE MUSCULAR COLT VIDEO TYPE.
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      THIS IS STILL MY PAGE. TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT. HOLLER BITCHES!

    100. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      I'M OCCUPYING THIS WHOLE FUCKING PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      WHAT TO DO? I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      JUST LIKE "YOUTUBE TINA" I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL MY WONDERFUL "FANS"
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      TEE HEE….CHECK HER OUT ON MY SPACE….IT'S UNDER "TINAEC"
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      I'M STILL WASTING SPACE. THIS IS STUPID AND BENEATH ME. I'M USUALLY FUNNIER. IT'S BEEN A LONG WEEK I GUESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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