Putting The Tranny In "Hot Tranny Mess"

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OMG, you guys!!!!

Don't you recognize who that is????

It's Tishara Cousino!!!!

This internationally ignored superstar was a Playboy Playmate of the Month…..all the way back in May 1999.

But, there she was, trolling her fake body parts at the premiere of 88 Minutes held at at Planet Hollywood Hotel Casino in Las Vegas on Thursday night.

She's only 29 years old, but she honestly looks like she could be in her 40s.

We're in love with Tishara!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 4:20 pm / Email this  »

    92 comments to “Putting The Tranny In "Hot Tranny Mess"”

    1. Chloe says – reply to this


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      Eeeewwww

    2. Grace says – reply to this


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      lol shes UGLY

    3. kristaa says – reply to this


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      first!!
      she's awful..

    4. Melissa Mercer says – reply to this


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      First… and she looks gross

    5. Junkie says – reply to this


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      3rd??

    6. Alyson says – reply to this


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      nastyyyyy.

    7. kingbee says – reply to this


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      she looks so fake

    8. channy says – reply to this


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      that crystal camden who was a playmate or hefs former g.fd is in her 20s but looks about 40!

      it is rather funny lol

      xo

      10thish?

    9. by says – reply to this


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      trannylicious

    10. marcyyyy says – reply to this


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      hahahahahha ansty fuck shit as helll
      she lookssss like my grandma with no makeuppp

    11. Word to your mother says – reply to this


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      It's all in the caterpillar eyebrows.

    12. filip orel says – reply to this


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      THE RAYEES!!!!!!

    13. donna says – reply to this


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      first!

    14. erik says – reply to this


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      idk wat ur talkin about Perez…bitch is ugly. she's even doing the Miley Cyrus pout.

    15. katie says – reply to this


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      who?

    16. ryan's girl says – reply to this


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      i'm all for thick eyebrows…but hers are HUGE! it looks like caterpillars are on her face

    17. HAMMER says – reply to this


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      she used to be so beautiful
      she looks like amanda lepore, who is gorgeous, but ya know what i mean

    18. IeatBoogers says – reply to this


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      damn those are some thick eyebrows

    19. samich says – reply to this


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      Dude looks like a lady

    20. Isabel from Ecuador says – reply to this


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      FIRST!

    21. Danni says – reply to this


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      GROSS!!!

    22. Sara says – reply to this


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      OH MY GOD, i'm calling an esthetician to fix her eyebrows RIGHT NOW!!!

    23. me says – reply to this


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      WHO IS SHE AGAIN?

    24. stoopid puta says – reply to this


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      WHAT A STUPID MEXICAN PIZZA THIS SLUT IS. SHE POSED AND SHOWED HER FLEA INFESTED CROTCH FOR WHO? NASTY. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT. THEY SHOULDA SHOT HER PICS ON TOP OF THE BORDER WITH LETTUCE HANGIN OUTTA HER CROTCH AND BEANERS STARTING TO PICK IT OFF HER! THAT WOULDA BEEN MORE OF A REPRESENTATION OF THESE ILLIGALS AND WHAT MAKES THEM CUM. YA CLOSE THE DANG BORDER.

    25. alex says – reply to this


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      top5?

    26. tdawg says – reply to this


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      ahhh those eyebrows!!!!

    27. Eddy says – reply to this


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      WHAT is that? o,o

    28. Bob says – reply to this


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      What?

    29. Wintour says – reply to this


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      what a hot mess. if she looks like this at 29, how will she look at like 35?! nasty

    30. Perez Is 52 says – reply to this


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      Perez, who the hell are you talking about? You ALLEGED that you are in your early 30's but you look all of 50-52 to me. Sorry, but you do. So, the next time that you diss Teri Hatcher or some other woman, know that you are NOT aging very well yourself! Maybe you need to lay off all of that sausage sucking! It's aging you kiddo!

    31. Anne says – reply to this


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      Perez, I am in my 40s and look a thousand times better than that mess!!!

    32. loveMaegan.com says – reply to this


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      she is NOT 29…more like 39

    33. jf says – reply to this


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      that's a woman? when i saw the word tranny, i totally thought "she" was a guy!!! look at that hard jawline!

    34. demi says – reply to this


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      her eyebrows and her lips are supathick!

    35. Dane says – reply to this


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      Dude she looks like a 40something year old drag queen! WOW! and how about those eyebrows? Drawn on with magic markers??

    36. GGJJ says – reply to this


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      So funny! We hung out with a lot of the same people in high school! She looks completely different! Those lips are terrible! She used to be very good looking but ALWAYS wore WAY too much make-up!

    37. kimmi says – reply to this


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      Did she steal madonna's kids' eyebrows??? She's a rough 29!!! Rode hard and put away wet if you will…. \-0//

    38. eww says – reply to this


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      Holy Shit she's ugly. ha hahahahaha

    39. Chickie says – reply to this


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      HEY! I'm in my 40's, and I look a hell of a lot better than that!

    40. MEOW says – reply to this


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      Re: kimmi

      NOT FUNNY…. DID U LOSE UR BRAINS… UR NOT CLASSY 4 TALKING ABOUT HER MAJESTY'S KIDS… CAUSE URS ARE LOSERS N UGLY NO NEED TO BE A HATER!! MEOW!

    41. Wendis says – reply to this


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      Perez, it looks like you photoshopped Amy Winehouse. :|

    42. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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      All I got to say is: Greasy, Gross, and Caterpillar Brows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. Annie says – reply to this


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      Another Hedwig quote! yay :-)

    44. bebopbooboo says – reply to this


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      she looks like ashley alexandra dupre with thick eyebrows and a lip job

    45. Chloe says – reply to this


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      nobody knows or cares who this is……move on!

    46. Astrochicks.com says – reply to this


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      What's with the lips?

    47. mimi says – reply to this


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      Perez sweetie, I love ya but I'm 49 and look a heck of a lot better than this. Stop using 40 as your old age number. :) You're such a cutie pie I could just eat you up. Peace, honey love.

    48. M.C says – reply to this


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      WHAT IS UP WITH HER EYEBROWS!!!! LAY OFF THE BROW DEFINER/ CRAYON… SHES LOOKS LIKE A WANNABE BROOKE SHEILDS!

    49. GAWD that bitch is ugly. says – reply to this


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      And I mean U.G.L.Y.
      I've seen trout on the end of my fishing line with more attractive lips.

    50. ugh says – reply to this


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      he/shes a hot mess!!! yucky!

    51. donna says – reply to this


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      that's a man, baby

    52. Kris says – reply to this


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      Yes, its a bad picture of her…but the girl is beautiful..stop hating…What fucking losers you all are…she isnt even in the scene anymore…how desperate..dont you have anything else to write about????

    53. Purrrface says – reply to this


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      She looks like Elliot Spitzer's call girl.

    54. Viva says – reply to this


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      She is a stunning girl. GET A LIFE!!!

    55. Rob says – reply to this


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      Yeah, and she was ugly then too. She really doesn't look all that different. I'm fairly sure that was the only issue of my Playboy subscription I threw after seeing the cover, I didn't even read the jokes in that one.

    56. Girlfriend 10026 says – reply to this


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      Um, doesn't she look like Elliot Spitzer's hooker from New Jersey?

    57. HH says – reply to this


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      Tishara is BEAUTIFUL, paparazzi just took a bad picture—MEAN

    58. Wil says – reply to this


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      She is a very pretty girl.GET A LIFE!

    59. Anonymous says – reply to this


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      LOOKS JUST LIKE…… BLOHAN!!!!!

    60. Amber says – reply to this


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      Re: HH

      Eh, she's really not. She dates George Maloof, who is part owner of the Sacramento Kings, so they're in town for games sometimes. I've seen her at a few and her face is really heavy, she just looks good in photos because of makeup work and lighting.

    61. steffi says – reply to this


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      She looks like the male tranny version of Ashley Dupre….spitzer callgirl wannabe!!!

    62. Rail says – reply to this


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      If she was a playmate ALL THE WAY BACK in 99 and a ignored superstar, then why are you still talking about her. She must be rememberable if u recognized her, took pictures, and is important enough for u to post them and write about her. I know her and she is FUCKING GORGEOUS!!!!!!

    63. Sassy says – reply to this


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      Why dont you google all of her beautiful picture online she is far from a tranny

    64. CR says – reply to this


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      Sounds like a bunch of haters and jealousy to me

    65. Carina says – reply to this


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      her face looks photoshopped…the skin colour from the eyes and up is different from the cheeks down…u can even tell at the nose

    66. A fan says – reply to this


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      Reference my earlier comment about your use of the word "tranny" as an insult, Perez. It's not cool. and I would venture to guess that it's internalized homophobia that's leading you to use it so frequently. on the hierarchy, gay is higher than transsexual. You're someone with a great platform to help educate people and fight oppression, please take pause and think about your use of this word in a derogatory context.

    67. ADD says – reply to this


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      i agree photo does look photoshopped. i have met her in person she is very good looking and super sweet.sounds like she dissed someone and now they r trying to get back at her

    68. BREAL says – reply to this


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      OMG!!! GET A LIFE. Sounds like a bunch of bored shit talkers

    69. mon mon says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT ASHLEY DUPRE

    70. Tena says – reply to this


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      Re: ADD

      All it looks like to me is a shit-ton of bronzer on her cheeks, because the chin is the same as the forehead. she's just wearing skank bronzer.

    71. DB says – reply to this


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      She looks like the Spitzer hooker….what's her name again? we've all forgotten I'm sure.

    72. MEL says – reply to this


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      Separated at birth-Tisharo Cousino and that girl who hooked up with Elliot Spitzer!

    73. NY says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS UGLY AND OLD

    74. LL says – reply to this


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      I don't know what all of you are talking about Ashley Dupre is HOT!!!

    75. Villa says – reply to this


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      This picture was photo shopped.Tishara is gorgeous

    76. Jon says – reply to this


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      Honey you need to leave the Lisa Rinna lips at home

    77. Flavor says – reply to this


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      Tishara is an Italian Goddess

    78. V says – reply to this


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      YOU HATERS ARE SICK! SHES BEAUTIFUL AND YOU KNOW IT.

    79. Gery says – reply to this


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      UHM??? She was George Maloof ex-fiance. Never heard her called a hooker before that's funny last l heard she was one of the highest paid realtors in Vegas

    80. JJ says – reply to this


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      What are you talking about she was never even with that guy, the press will write anything for a story.I know Tishara she is a successful powerhouse broker in las Vegas that dominants the market, super classy, a women about her business, not even close to a whore.

    81. Mr. Rogers says – reply to this


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      F.Y.I #81, Women that let you photogragh their coochie for money are hookers. The woman isn't hideous but looks too plastic with the lips and the tacky clothes. As for the fake body parts, most men especially the sleazy Arabs love that shit. They can't get off without it.

    82. Jorge says – reply to this


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      She probably sucks a mean d.ck with those big chupa cabra lips. I'm sure all her realestate referrals were payback for just that.

    83. AVI says – reply to this


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      She is a powerful socialite in Vegas that has done so much for charity…get a life u r all fucking losers

    84. dAMORE says – reply to this


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      BUNCH OF HATERS??? SHE IS A BAD ASS BITCH ONLY ROLLS WITH THE BEST LOOKS…TISHARA WE LOVE YOU

    85. Confucius says – reply to this


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      Perez, I use to like you, but now I love you. You are the eye of TRUTH!

    86. PIZNER says – reply to this


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      that picture is photo shopped she doesn't even look like that

    87. Dru says – reply to this


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      All the haters that are even trying to get into playboy get on your knees bitches, and at least she's important enough for you HATES to even talk about. She's actually a beautiful person inside and out. Get a life Perez!

    88. Vanessa says – reply to this


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      She doesn't look 40 years old!

    89. KL says – reply to this


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      I live in Las Vegas.Tishara is a highly respected socialite that does a lot for the community

    90. John says – reply to this


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      What is it that they say "If you do not have at least 10 haters you are not doing something right" sounds like a whole lot of jealousy!!!

    91. king says – reply to this


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      The funny thing is I know Tishara and she hates being in the scene or the spotlight. She is a really sweet down to earth BEAUTIFUL girl, that is extemely giving, every guy I know would love to have a chance with her. She must not be that ignored of a superstar if you are still talking about her…don't be so desperate for a story HOLLYWOOD HOPEFUL!!!

    92. Bambie says – reply to this


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      Diamond cluster hustler, queen bitch, supreme bitch. She is the shit!!!