Thanks!!!!!

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You guys (and lots of random & beautiful cyber strangers) made Perez one of the most searched people and things on the Internet last week.

Madonna would approve!

Posted: Apr 17, 2008 at 11:07 am / Email this »

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momzac says – reply to this

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you poke fun at Christianity, yet let someone crack on gays and you'll go bezerk with your indignation.

Grow a real set and make fun of Islam. Betcha too scared to pull off that one.
NO FEAR says – reply to this

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Re: hmmm – religious freak like you are always running your mouth about the things people should do or shouldn't do . People will continue to make Art and some of them will always be offensive to bigots like you, there is absolutely nothing you can do about it but to simply deal with it . I actually love when I see Art such as this one because it is funny and it provokes and upset so many religious freaks and that makes me happy .
Pat says – reply to this

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Madonna is not (Mary) and you are not (Baby Jesus(. shame on you both for using that picture to portray yourselves.
kHottttttttttttkelli/b/grl/ says – reply to this

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ppppppppppHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

OF COURZE…I GET IT…MotherMary= the madonna

………perez, I luv that U want 2 b babyjezuz………….

and [[ madonna ]] your mommie…koool….◘◘]]
U people need to chill the eff out says – reply to this

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I like the idea of perez(zince hez gay) iz the baby jesus.
It like reprezentz 2 me that…
Gay people r Godz chozen..he made them that way zpecial
and the scientizt do have data to support that their iz a certain
gene. .. that idenifiez gay people.
Godz chozennnnnnnn ,,, mark it ..remember it…
Johnny Depp can sing so effen good says – reply to this

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perez….johnny depp…i'm in love…..
kat says – reply to this

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Hey, MOMZAC (#106)- Why don't YOU grow a real set and realize that most organized religions (INCLUDING ISLAM) that promote woman-hating, gay-bashing, fire/brimstone preaching and are anti-education, are the reasons for most of the problems in this world. More humans have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason. Fundamentalist, extreme rightist religions are idiotic and dangerous. INCLUDING ISLAM. Ooh, I'm scared……..I'm trembling…….ooh, a terrorist is gonna show up at my door and off me. momzac, get a life. Think about flowers and blue sky and the NATURAL things that the positive energies of the Universe have given us. Worry about your own soul before you and all religious nuts try to run the lives of others. This pic is great and the people on this thread that have sense see it for what it is. Good for them!!!!!!
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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Re: STFU – SO DO ALL THE OTHER MILLIONS OF PPL WHO BELIEVE IN HEAVEN N HELLL…WANNNA RID US ALLL…..CUNTIE…WANNA TRY..Y DONT U JUST STICK TO UR BELIEF AND KEEP IT TO URSELF…..DONT START NOTHING WONT BE NOTHING…OK…SHIT FACE…..DONT START……U CAN GO TO PEREZ HEAVEN…LMFAO
Candi Kane says – reply to this

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MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
MADONNA IS A GOD-DESS!
Regan says – reply to this

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teehee…Perez has a tiny peepee!!
KiKi says – reply to this

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That baby isn't cute at all!
jeff says – reply to this

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oh great, now that she used your name you're going to kiss her ass every chance you get. maybe if brit sucks your little pindick you'll be nice to her as well.
Perez is an ASS says – reply to this

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BURN IN HELL! THIS PICTURE IS DISGUSTING! HOW DARE YOU!
Mr T says – reply to this

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Gordo, now try the same picture with you and Mohamed and see if you get the same tolerance. I can see your lack of fairness when you called Bardot a nut job for talking against Muslims and their practices, but you have no issue for the sacrilegious crap you just posted here with you and Madonna. I don't particularly care. But, I fair is fair, and you're not being fair.
Kristen in Colorado says – reply to this

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Yo PEREZ! Has anyone ever told you that your pecker is as tiny as Jesus's was??
jillian says – reply to this

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Wow…lighten up everyone! I am a practicing Catholic, kids in Cath. school, the whole works. I can assure you Jesus and Mary are not offended!! They have other more important things to concern themselves with. Like…the suffering of victims of war and famine, mothers and children that do not have food or housing, Darfur, Iraq, etc, etc…Lets all pray and ask how we might be agents of God's grace and love in a world that is hurting. We can alleviate a lot of the suffering in the world if we all work together. Don't spend energy on being upset that someone had some fun with a piece of artwork. But seriously, Perez…I hope you are more well endowed than the painting shows. Wink, wink!!
l says – reply to this

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That picture is A-Mazing.
Someone who thinks for himself and thanks God says – reply to this

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Re: kat – Have you ever heard of responsibility? Try it out. Along with the First Amendment comes responsibility. Would you have done that with a picture of Mohammed? Your right to do something ends where other's rights begin. If you don't want people making fun of how stupid you are, don't make fun of their religions. Don't be so naive.
Pope says – reply to this

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Bless you my children. Mother and child may exchange bodily fluids at this time and enjoy life to it's fullest!!!
Pope says – reply to this

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Pat - Would you care to exchange body fluids and receive my blessing?
SmarterthanPerez says – reply to this

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Perez, you are not the baby Jesus and Madonna is certainly NOT the virgin Mary. Get over it and don't use my religious symbols to amuse yourself!
Very Telling says – reply to this

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This photo shows quite clearly on your part just who you equate yourself with. Man are you ever wrong. Sure think highly of yourself. How sacreligious.
Mother Theresa says – reply to this

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SmarterthanPerez - They have the blessing of all that is holy. If you don't respect God and his will, you do not respect me. And that is bad. Go with God to a less artristic blog.
tba says – reply to this

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I think the pic has Perez's dick size correct.
Flanders says – reply to this

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Perez~~come on your better than this!!!!
markyboy says – reply to this

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Geez Perez, at least Photoshop a big weenie on your picture. I'm gonna lose interest in you
SEREE says – reply to this

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This pic is disgusting and sacreligious Perez. I am a fan but you just crossed the line. NO RESPECT for the Catholic faith. Please remove, its OFFENSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEREE says – reply to this

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TO KAT - wow you are an angry lil "thing" arent ya? I'll be praying for you
Tom Cruise says – reply to this

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I don't think it is very funny you make fum of Oprah and me like that.
Gwen says – reply to this

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Ah, it's only a picture. And Perez is just an asskisser on the internet. Madonna's just a slut masquerading as an entertainer. Big deal? No.
Eli says – reply to this

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damn dude…c'mon now im assuming tht ur catholic as are all latinos..but dude aside from tht…this pic is a lil much dontcha think? i aint no high holy roller but c'mon dude there are some limits. have some respect.
Hanu says – reply to this

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This is not funny at all , you fag should fuck urself or better kill urself
lala says – reply to this

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Perez, love you, but it appears as though you need to be taking a "a male enhancement" drug. Poor little thing.
Steve says – reply to this

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This is offensive to the highest order to a Christian.
GET OVER YOURSELF says – reply to this

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Re: Someone who thinks for himself and thanks God – anyone freaking out about some photoshopped pics like this are absolutely people like you that are nothing but self righteous douche bags, who thinks every fucking things you do is so sacred , guess what some people don't give a shit about any religions or religious images , I for one sometimes wear my cross up side down so fucking sue me
if you don't like it don't fucking post here . I'm always wondering why assholes like yourself are posting here on Perez but yet everything he does annoys the living shit out of you , maybe you should google search some more appropriate sites for yourself , try DOUCHEBAGS.COM you'll fit right in
STFU says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK OFF – hey asshole using caps lock doesn't mean your fucking opinions count, you fucking illiterate piece of shit ,laugh your fucking ass of you fucking moron , you're a troll here and ask me again if I give a shit about anyone that are religious freak like you . Get an education before you run your fucking mouth
but I will always have fun humiliating your sad ass .Oh and go fuck yourself and your douche bag god , when you die nothing is gonna happen but for your body to rot and be eaten by worms and then you will be forgotten , just another ILLITERATE
ASSHOLE DEAD . STUPID BITCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
marissa says – reply to this

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Love it! Beautiful pic.
FUCK RELIGION says – reply to this

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Re: Steve – good. I say people should offend more of these Christian bigots who can't think for themselves but they rather be a puppet of their religion and beliefs , in the end everything is an illusion and it's all a lie.
VERY WELL SAID says – reply to this

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Re: I LOVE PEREZ – ALL THESE RELIGIOUS BIGOTS ARE ALL ASSHOLES
COMING HERE ON PEREZ WHINING ABOUT THEIR USELESS BELIEFS AND WANTING TO BE RESPECTED .WHY ARE THEY EVEN HERE ???? I GUESS BECAUSE THE HOLY FUCKING WEEK IS OVER SO THEY ARE ALLOWED TO GO TO SUCH SITES LIKE PEREZ . GROWING UP AS A CATHOLIC , I AM SO RELIEVED THAT I DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND I BELIEVE IN ALL THIS BULLSHIT .
KEEP IT UP PEREZ , THIS PIC BY FAR IS THE MOST AMAZING THING YOU EVER POSTED AND I LOVE YOU STOO FOR THIS .MORE POWER TO YOU PEREZITO
YS says – reply to this

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Re: Hanu – this is fucking funny hahahahahahaha but of course not to
god fearing bigots like you .
Rex says – reply to this

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nice pic Perez , I love it !!!!!!
Tash says – reply to this

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My 6 year old daughter thought that was hilarious…
WHAT A WHORE! says – reply to this

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Re: mimoon – The "virgin" Mary was a slut who got knocked up before marriage & blamed it on the "holy spirit"!
piloh Shitt says – reply to this

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Perez, you will be struck down with lighting by "God" and then a herd of pink unicorns will trample your electrocuted body, then the tooth fairy will stop by and steal your teeth!
FUCK OFF! says – reply to this

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Re: Robert – SEE YA ASSHOLE!
Kathy says – reply to this

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This is so funny, Perez!!!! To all the haters, its only a fucking joke, and if you know Perez, he really dont care what anyone thinks, and if you all don't like what he does stay off the site. Your on it so you must be interestest, unless your checking to see if he put anything abput you an it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love ya, Perez (son of Mary)
tom b says – reply to this

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This was in very poor taste; not funny; its not your style,
Ura Asswipe says – reply to this

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Re: Matt – Did god tell you that personally?
SUCK IT JESUS says – reply to this

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Re: Steve – GLAD TO HEAR IT!
HOLY ROLLER says – reply to this

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Re: savetheseals.ca – JEEZ-ASS WAS A COCKSUCKER TOO!
G. says – reply to this

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using a little iconography Madge. Who's that on your lap?
Don't look at her eyes kiddies, just below her tits, the red eyes of the Dragon.
The real war is on, enough of the daily American poisonous brain paste they like to call the 'news'! It's OVER.
Actually have some 'holy water' here with me…Madge and her little runion are in for an ablution. PS prepare to have your lives re-arranged, and not for your convenience. Just hold this thought… 'G-D is LOVE.
blagh blagh shes a freak like perez! says – reply to this

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Ew even I wouldnt portray her as her madgesty….thats disgusting she even believe that herself….yuck…..if there is a hell she'll burn right at the gate cause shes such a wrinkled old skank
Silence says – reply to this

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Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Die you COCKSUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Renee says – reply to this

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I link up some of you stories and pictures on my police memorial forum and other cop forums.

They loved your Naomi Pic/story recently and the deranged criminal tranny storyline…
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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Re: STFU – I ASK WHO ARE U????????? TAKE A FUKITOL PILL AND SHAT THE FUCK UP….SCUNT!
Calo says – reply to this

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Mirá blasfemo de mierda! hasta ahora te había apoyado en medio de que sos hueco y todo pero son las imágenes de los santos, no te metás! te juro que en 3 días amaneces muerto así que mejor buscate guardespaldas que te protejan
skinnylegs says – reply to this

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So, this is really a website that pays tribute to yourself. Can we say BIG EGO?
kat says – reply to this

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Seree, lighten up. I feel sorry for you. You aren't spiritual. You're a dogma-filled, tunnelvisioned stick in the mud. Have a great life.
And while you're at it, have an open mind. And dump your bullshit religious crap. See the universe for what it is and LIVE AND LET LIVE. You'll be a lot happier. If you are this upset over a picture, you're hopeless. And that goes for all you other religious bullshit artist zealots who try to insert fear into the hearts of sensible humans. Perez, this is STILL cool art!!!
Sheila says – reply to this

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This is Blasphemy!
Not funny. Not good.
Cece says – reply to this

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No one uses Lycos. Those #s don't mean a lot.
NOTcool says – reply to this

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just to let you know, this is not just offensive to Catholics but its an insult to Muslims as well, despite what some of you uneducated people think, Muslims are not terrorists but respect and hold Jesus Christ, peace be upon him, as a pure and holy prophet……….and no, making a picture similar to this with the Prophet of Islam will not "get your ass killed" and you wouldnt be brave to try it, like so many before you, you will fail at messing with a force greater than you.
OYEAH says – reply to this

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WHOOP-DEE-DOO.
Lorrie says – reply to this

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First things first, I absolutely love your site Perez. It's amazing how far you've come in the last few years - people are really recognizing your work now, congratulations, seriously.

I must say though (you knew it was coming, right?) that I've been a Catholic my whole life and find this picture to be extremely disgraceful and blasphemous. Please don't let fame go to your head. There are currently about 1 billion Catholics worldwide, maybe 50-60% of them actually practice Catholicism - even though it's only 1/2 it's still a lot of people. Please think about all the Catholics that visit your site for entertainment and then have to come across a picture like this. I can only speak for myself by saying that it violates every part of my being.

I hate to say this (I'm also a little proud of saying this too) but there is no way I can visit your site again in good consciousness. It's sad that you had to use this picture (that truly says a thousand words and more) to get "hits" for your site. I know that you like to shock people, but this is going way too far. By posting this you're literally saying that you have no respect for another's faith. Gossip about celebrities is one thing, touching on religion in a bad way is whole different thing - please try and realize the difference.
STFU says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK OFF – who am I ???? I'm the one that hates you with pleasure and the only one that gives you any attention because you are an ILLITERATE DOUCHE BAG REJECT ,the one that loves to annoy the living shit out of you until you realize it is time for you to kill yourself because you are nothing but a USELESS TROLL
your CUM WHORE MOTHER should just aborted your SAD ASS HAHAHAHAHAHA

FUKITOL ???????
SCUNT ???????
SHAT ?????????

WTF ???????? HAHAHAHA damn RETARDS like you have your own vocabularies right?
SUICIDE IS ALWAYS AN OPTION FOR YOU , YOU PATHETIC WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
Marie says – reply to this

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This picture is sick. To immortalize yourself (Perez aka Fat Boy) as the baby Jesus is not only disgusting, but it's an insult to all Christians of the WORLD. And don't even get me started on Madonna as the blessed VIRGIN Mary. She doesn't even know what the real definition of "Immaculate Conception" is. The Immaculate Conception was not that Mary conceived Jesus, her son, without having sex, the Immaculate Conception is the name given to the fact that Mary herself was conceived without sin.
hmmm says – reply to this

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Re: Kat – what i meant was religious people in general do not attack those without faith. they will react to those who attack their faith. think of it this way, if i walked up to you and said you child was a ugly fuck, would you be offended for my opinion? i think so.

i'll get over my self when you get a life, ok?
PROUD ATHEIST says – reply to this

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Re: hmmm – I have to disagree with you, religious freaks like yourself not only attack those people without faith in that imaginary thing called god ,you people also preach your fucking religious beliefs on me as if I should be as dumb as you to believe that there are such places like heaven or hell and that I would have to repent my sins otherwise I will be punished. This pic is hilarious to me and everyday people are making art based on this because it is nothing but an art and it provokes discussion and opinions but for me to respect such a thing ,I got over it ,since I was raised as a Catholic ,and realized at a very young age that this is all bullshit . Now I can think for myself and have fun with pics like this rather than being bent out of shape for nothing . I'm free of any religion and it feels damn good .
LOL says – reply to this

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these religious bigots are so predictable LOL , I just knew that this topic will turn into a religious topic just because of this image . I love it when some people freak out over nothing , there are far more important things than to give two shits and be so upset about such image but of course narrow minded people will never be able to deal with it .
hmmm says – reply to this

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Re: PROUD ATHEIST – I did say some 'religious freaks' do attack, hell i have been attacked by them too. I am glad you are happy with yourself, dont get me wrong, but I think my question put it in perspective.
please says – reply to this

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Re: Marie – Re: Marie – chill the fuck out , this is just a silly art and for any of you who take this such a serious offense are all really retarded. If you don't like it then don't post here and move the fuck on. Mary is still a "virgin Saint " and Jesus is still the " son of God " , nothing change , the world is still fucked up because of religion , so there nothing change.
Nathaniel says – reply to this

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hahahahaha funny pic Perez , I love it !!!!!!!!
Lauren says – reply to this

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God love you PerezHilton. That why he give you silly religions to mock!!
PROUD ATHEIST says – reply to this

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Re: hmmm – I can understand why people rely on religion because ultimately we are all scared of the unknown ,after death, but honestly I'd rather worry about more important things while I'm still alive and I ask myself how can I better myself everyday ,not only in regards of material things because they don't last but also I try to be a better person . I also rather spend my time thinking there are far more important things than be bothered with such images , but what I don't understand is that a site like Perez where you really can't take anything that serious anyways lol ,some people here get so mad at the things he posts but yet they are here everyday. It's like so hypocritical to despise him but then support him also . I like to express my opinions and so as others too and it is a good thing to have a discussion about something but there will always be the narrow minded people that will never get it . Most of the time they actually make me think , I wonder what goes on in their heads . I don't like people that are self righteous and I never think of myself as one because I will never be perfect but I do dislike people that are narrow minded and I try my best to respect them but sometimes they really don't deserve any respect at all.
hmmm says – reply to this

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Re: PROUD ATHEIST – Very well said, it is good to disagree as long as it is kept at a respectful level. With that said I think that is why so many people including myself are offended. To us it is disrespectful. I would of agreed with what you said many years ago, but some things happened that changed my opinion forever.
lauren says – reply to this

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this is messed up. sacreligious and an insult to the catholic faith. gone too far on thsi one.
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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Re: STFU – U R ONE REDUNANT MOAWFUCKER….GOT U U RAN OUT OF WORDS TO DESCRIBE ME…….U R A SORE LOSER…RESPOND TO THIS COMMENT AND WE WILL KNOW WAT A JACKASS U R….LAY OFF THE METH TRAILER TRASH……AM OUT PEACE!
STFU says – reply to this

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Re: FUCK OFF – HAHAHAHAHA REDUNANT ???????? oh you really think I give a shit what you think of me ????? by the way I will never stop replying to you because it makes me happy to make you feel like the SHIT that you already are
and you saying WE ???? no one aqrees with you here except for your headless dolls you call " friends " and I got other words to call you like DOUCHE BAG , TROLL , IDIOT , LOSER, REJECT , MORON, CUM WHORE , STUPID FUCK , and my most favorite ILLITERATE ASSHOLE , I will never give you peace and I don't need you giving peace to me because you I am perfectly fine while I have the best time degrading your WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT ASS oh and UPPER EAST SIDE is where I live and nope don't do drugs , drugs are for LOSERS like you
PROUD ATHEIST says – reply to this

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Re: hmmm – People always say to me , well we are believers of God and we will be saved meanwhile I have met the most inhuman religious people in my life and hypocrites. I chose not to have faith in any religion because it makes me feel free, I'd rather believe in people and try to see the good side of them . This week the pope was here in NYC and I am glad that I don't belong to the norm ,or have the need to buy a ticket just to see another self righteous creep who doesn't care about anyone but himself. People are blinded by Religion and honestly as far as I'm concerned Religion never help humanity to live as one , it separates all of us and that kind of makes me sad because I'm sure we all wish to live in the same world free of chaos and have one consciousness. I hope someday humanity will live as one ,like John Lennon said in that song Imagine . I guess I am a dreamer but I know I am not the only one.
Gregory says – reply to this

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this pic is fucking funny hahahahahaha ,Perez you are truly one silly Queen and that's why I love you !!!!!
GODLESS says – reply to this

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Re: Lorrie – Get over it , if there is truly a god or goblin or whatever you people fucking call that thing ,don't you think that whatever that thing will understand that what Perez did was simply not to take it too serious because it is just a fucking picture !!!!!! it's just an image which was truly funny but of course self righteous douche bags like yourself are so full of yourselves, that everything should be your way or the high way . I say get over yourself because this pic is hilarious and everything that you and the rest of delusional catholics like yourself still have your douche bag imaginary god and that vampire looking pope
you people can rely on so you can enter that imaginary place called heaven after you all die ,so this pic did not change anything at all , you and the rest of your kind are still all self righteous delusional freaks !!!!!
West Hollywood says – reply to this

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I love this pic so much Perez it is now my screen saver hahahahahaha
more power to you Perez , I will always be your fan and Madonna Rocks !!!!!
Keno says – reply to this

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Re: David – I hate gay guys like you so self righteous and uptight , go suck a dick and shut up bitch !!!!!

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