You Can't Beat The Real Thing
Filed under: Dita Von Teese
Evan Rachel WHO???!!!
That homewrecking slut doesn't even compare!
The glamoxurious Miz Dita Von Teese brought "it" to the Take Home A Nude Auction Sponsored by MAC Cosmetics in NYC on Wednesday night.
Often imitated. Never duplicated!
Ferosh, honey. Ferosh!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: April 17, 2008 at 11:20 am
1st
erw may be a skank ho, but she is a good actress
second! haha, hairy arms though?
I think that evan rachael wood is waaaay prettier, but its sooo lame that she would copy her bf's ex's style
but whatever
Gorgeous!
For a stripper turned uh, glam!
Still, WAAAY better than that whore Evan whoever
Well, she's a fashionista who certainly knows a thing or two about maquillage. But other than that… what is her actual job?
how old is this chick with the fake name?
2nd!!
wow. i was in love with her since way back. still am. if i am re born plz let me come back looking like that
and erw is an idiot
eh
Yuk. I don't see what the big deal is over her Perez. She looks like 1950's housewife. Check out her "before" pictures. Blonde hair, no hideous makeup.
The old hag actually looks good in this pic. Me likey.
Va va va voooooooooooooooooom
WHATS THE HYPE WITH THIS GHOST LOOKING BETCH???????
She is so gorgeous. Evan Rachel Wood even is posing like her! She is beautiful too but homegirl is totally biting Dita!!
Perfection!
Word. There is no other. She brings it *every* time!
she looks gorgeous
fuck evan rachel
ahhhhhhhhhhh AM SSECOD..FOR THE FIRST TIME EVA!!!!…AHHHHHHHHHH!!!..
shes ugly
Yeah Evan Rachel Wood does not compare to Dita Von Teese at ALL but wtf is going on with Dita's arms?
She's like buttah! Perfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the hell is up with her arm. Its kinda veiny.
Werid bloody veins on the arms though!!!!
I don't see what's so hot about her. She's pasty and looks fake. She needs a tan, some color, and a donut.
Dita rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocks
Weird bloody veins on the arms though!!!!
Nah…she's losing the appeal.
ENOUGH WITH THE RUMOR WILLIS
first? Elle est moche dtfaçono donc osef de cette rcl'.
Are they hairy?, I thought she just looked cold and her arms were turning blue.
Thank you so much for recognizing this stunning woman!
No one else can compare to her beauty!
Dita Vin Teese is the most beautiful woman in the world, i love her
hmmmmmmmmm just dont see it…………
i think its odd that that dirty little homewrecker is trying to be dvt..why swap what dvt for someone whose trying to be what you had origionally???
BIG MISTAKE.
She is beautiful
Her arms do look a little freaky tho..but that is besides the point!!!!!!
Perez
She is so pretty. Just a knock out,.
she's so hott
yea wtf is wrong with her arms they look like they're dead.
ERW is beautiful and a great actress. What does Dita even do besides turn up to events? I don't get it.
Oops..my msg got cut off…I just wanted to say that you are the best Perez!
Well, I guess marilyn does have a type.
EVAN SMELLS LIKE B.O. I went to acting class with her shes the biggest POSER ever!!!! GO Dita one and only!
Dita should thank evan r wood for "homewrecking" what she had with manson. If it was moi I would def. want someone to wreck the home and steal MM the hell away from me .
You're making lots of money by talking shit, does anything good ever come out of your mouth?
Are you that proud of your life Perez? To all of us, it sounds like a joke you know… ?
One day you'll finally realize that people love you the same way they love William Hung…
He doesn't even realize that people applaud him because he is so ridiculous…
Do your have real friends to tell you that?
People support you because it's fun to laugh at you… but do you really like it when they laugh at you because of who you are and not what you say?
Do you realize how bad it feels to be internationally known as a clown who doesnt know we're all laughing at him?
Take a few moments out of your Perez Hilton world and look at yourself for a minute.
You look obese, your hair is a real mess… you don't dress well… Even Madonna is manipulating your website to promote herself… your idol is manipulating you.
How pathetic does it get Perez…
The popularity you get is superficial….
If you didnt have this website, take off the colourful hair and weird behavior, look at yourself in the mirror…. you've got nothing.
Re: DMAN –
Actually she sorta does have the same shaped face as Rumer…
Perez, why hate on rumer and be so obsessed with dita when they both have potato heads?
You're making lots of money by talking shit, does anything good ever come out of your mouth?
Are you that proud of your life Perez? To all of us, it sounds like a joke you know… ?
One day you'll finally realize that people love you the same way they love William Hung…
He doesn't even realize that people applaud him because he is so ridiculous…
Do your have real friends to tell you that?
People support you because it's fun to laugh at you… but do you really like it when they laugh at you because of who you are and not what you say?
Do you realize how bad it feels to be internationally known as a clown who doesnt know we're all laughing at him?
Take a few moments out of your Perez Hilton world and look at yourself for a minute.
You look obese, your hair is a real mess… you don't dress well… Even Madonna is manipulating your website to promote herself… your idol is manipulating you.
How pathetic does it get Perez…
The popularity you get is superficial….
If you didnt have this website, take off the colourful hair and weird behavior, look at yourself in the mirror…. you've got nothing
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! This bitch is so nasty! I wouldn't touch her with Perez's dick! So gross. I'd rather have sex with a tea kettle.
SHE IS NOT FAMOUS!!!!!
PANCAKE MAKEUP…she looks like she is wearing a mask. Why are all of you trying to crawl up Perez' ass? Ever since he got all his major deals from mainstream media, the commenters have been agreeing with everything he says.
Before, people hated on him way too much. Now it's like anything he says is God's truth. Do you not see how freakish she looks?
It looks like funeral makeup they put on corpses when they lie in the casket for the public viewing. Ugh!!
hotttt
BEAUTIFUL!!!!! & SEXY!!!
Dita is absolutely perfect. PERFECT.
yikes paul, who peed in your cornflakes??
why do you have to be such a betch?? oh, cos you have a tiny dink.
xoxoxoxox
This is what im talking about people! THIS, RIGHT HERE, IS IT! She is the epitome of perfection, gorgeous, the envy of that stupid little poser, and glamorous. Im jealous! (but in a healthy good way) You do Dita…you go.
By the way, the reason her arms look like that is because she is a beautifully paled skinned girl and that place must have the A.C. on full blast! Pale skinned people tend to get that way because of the cold. The cross she must bare. But its worth it! I love you!
I love Dita.
so pretty!
Perez- it's common knowledge that Dita broke off the relationship with Manson- and broke HIS heart
Dita Is So Pretty!…It's SOOOOOO Obvious Evan Rachel Wood Wants To Be Dita…Manson's FIRST Wife…I Used To Like Evan, But She Really Is A Homewrecking Trick…Why Would Anyone Think Dita Is Ugly?…She Is Beautiful!…We Love You Dita!
Gorgeous! Love her…even named my kitty cat after her!!!!
Um… tranny needs some elbow length gloves. Those tanned and hairy forearms look nasty!
I still love Evan, I don't care what she does, Marilyn is totally corrupting her, and to top it off, I think she's self mutilating herself, give her a break! I love you Perez, but, Evan really isn't that bad, I promise!
VIVA LA DITA!
Just curiuos why Perez hasn't mentioned Dita's lesbian sex tape yet….
Probably ’cause he wouldn't say anything to defame the woman he worships huh?
Evan Rachel Wood is so much more awesome, who cares if she stepped in, if Dita had been taking care of her man he wouldn't have left her. She has no talent, and ERW is the most talented young actress!! And BEAUTIFUL!!!!
So beautiful. Perfection *sigh*
who IS this woman??
and WHY is she "famous"???
Did you say she was the real thing???? C'mon she looks embalmed to me. Hey is that formaldehyde coursing through her veins???
she's beautiful.
um…PEREZ you quoted MIMI!@!@#@@#@# I thought you dont like her what are you doing quoting her?!?!
"Often Imitated, Never Duplicated" - Heartbreaker Remix
(hypocrite)
Hmmm… let's see. OLD versus YOUNG.
I'd go for the younger woman but — I won't remember their names tomorrow.
Because they are NOBODIES!
Re: Paul –
Question:
Why bother to post on (and obviously read) his column then?
Muppet.
I don't know what Perez sees in her. She is really not pretty. She style is rash silly. Her hair doesn't move. She looks the same no matter where she goes. It makes you wonder if she always just stands there and looks silly when she runs her errands or go grocery shopping.
She looks like she doesn't have a life. She has never gone outdoor or do anything under the sun.
NOW I get it!! Gay men love women who look like men in drag!!
gorgeous! her arm looks weird though. lol
How old is Dita these days? I mean she looks good and all but a little too well preserved.
Her arm looks NASTY!
YES!!!
#3,865,435
DREAMS REALLY DO COME TRUE!
Dita likes to beat GOTH guys and make them give her anal sex - makes her feel ALIVE again …
Deta Von SLEAZE has discusting arms, and old lady hands! Also, she has nice make-up and classic hair, however, take her make-up off and that bitch has one UGLY face. DETA VON SLEAZE = OVERRATED TALENTLESS WERIDO.
MAN HANDS!!!
Perez,
You are a nasty mean spirited mf. I can't believe you have everyone fooled. You are an insecure ass.
Love Dita if you want, but stop being so cruel to Wood. She hasn't done anything to hurt you. She is a young girl in a lot of pain who is acting out with an older man who is the one who left his wife and behaved badly!! I would think a gay man would have some compassion. Did it ever occur to you that she was abused as a child? There is a reason this 20 year old girl is in such trouble and it isn't because she's a whore.
Grow a heart.
I don't think Dita is all that gorgeous, but I think she looks pretty good here.
Evan Rachel Wood really copied her, down to the position and the hair and the make-up.
It's pretty loserish.
But wtf is up with Dita's arm?
It's fucking scaring the shit out of me.
Yeah, she has a hot face…look at all that fucking makeup she has on. But that's one nasty looking arm.
Evan Rachel Wood is way better.
Although I still can't figure out what either of them see in Manson..
She is beautiful!
Played out.
Eh. She needs sun. Or bronzer or something. That pale white thing isn't attractive on anybody.
And what the fuck is wrong with her arm? Ew.
i dont get why ppl like her, i think she is ugly, like not even ok looking but just plain ugly. SHe looks like a whore all the time, and no matter if shes wearin make-up or not, shes still ugly. Ppl are always hatin on rachel but at least she looks normal most of the time, and she looks good without makeup.
She is very pretty and has great style, but I really have a hard time thinking she has any sense. Why would anyone sleep with Marilyn Manson? He is gross!
(s)He is so fugly!!! Tries to be all classy when dita von sleeze is nothing but a cheap porn ho.
Re: gfnenkes –
egg-zactly!
EVERYTIME!
the color contrast between her face and shoulder's is hilarious.
dude there are BILLIONS of chicks that have looked like this for years, it is SO EIGHTIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BUT I lOVE SIOUXSIE SIOUX
Re: Lindsey –
So Stop coming to this web sight!!!! Your such a FD**king C**t! Your a dumb bitch who just wants to rant for 30 seconds as if anyone gives a rats ass about how YOU think? Go blog someplace else you dumb ass! PEREZ ROCKS
Isnt ANGELINA HOLIE AND THOSE FUCKIN KIDS HOME WRECKERS TOOO……No matter how you look at it ANGELINA SET HER SIGHTS ON A MARRIED MAN AND USED HIS LOVE FOR KIDS TO USE HER KIDS TO GET HIM
ANGELINA HOLIE EVERYBODY AND THEN PIMPS THEM OUT FOR SO CALLED CHARITY…..YEAH RIGHT
Dita is flawless. Perez should post her more!!!
How come you've yet to mention her porn that's been uncovered? o.O
she's so sexy!
love her… she is wonderful.
Rock it Dita! No one does it like her.